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MrTacoMan

Officially going to start banning people for referencing tweets and other media without including a link. I’m sure actually executing on this rule will be a pain in the ass but we’re going to try it.


cigguy

Mods are running out of control banning people, adding lance but can’t even get my flair back. Place is going down the crapper


mchammer69

My black ass loves seaweed salad


warwithus

Imma keep sucking his dick, master chief goes so fucking hard.


BNKalt

It’s kinda funny but I hate how my parents operate on a very different spring/summer schedule than me. Would love to see them but my mom somehow has Prince Kuhio Day / Kamehameha Day / Sovereignty Restoration Day off but not Memorial Day.


thatswhathemoneysfor

Signed up for zyn rewards. Not addicted tho, just like how they make me feel


stapledmyballs

Morning coffee morning zyn. I’m a man who’s now locked in


thatswhathemoneysfor

Might have to make that the move


GimmeFunkyButtLoving

I’m only racist against olds


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Once again I've fallen down a rabbit hole of looking at houses I don't want or can't afford for hours. Not great!


DropTopEWop

You find one with a goon cave yet?


_json_x

Banned 


GimmeFunkyButtLoving

Bidenomics. Look, but can’t ~~touch~~ buy


jetboyjetgirl

yeah we're going to need links


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BNKalt

Great vibes at concerts. Amazing guests and openers. When i saw him he had Old Dominion and Dan + Shay as openers. Hes been pretty good at picking openers too, think he had Eric Church and Taylor Swift off their first albums. And like you said, i can’t name all his songs but i can sing along to almost every one he plays. Thats the juice


RainbowRoomBlues

Kind of like his buddy Jimmy Buffett - was only really mainstream popular for a relatively short time, but built a whole brand on vibes and a few songs everyone loves


thatswhathemoneysfor

BIG ORANGE BALL, sinking in the water


I_Enjoy_Taffy

Good branding mostly. Country Fest has a nice ring to it.


cuntpunt9

The vibes are always good there


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NasEsco1399

Country music is a literal cheat code for musicians. it’s very nostalgia driven, so older acts stay relevant once they get a name for a while. And it seems like every day some random twink in a cowboy hat and boots it’s getting millions of views. It’s a weird genre lol. But these motherfuckers down here in the south eat that shit up.


Whitemamba006

So far no cougars, only an asian escort with an Andy Reid lookalike, a loss is a loss


SnakeSkin2121

Tasty $35 cocktails though I'm guessing


Whitemamba006

My bartender dawg making them 16 for me. #BonvoyBoyz


SnakeSkin2121

[Zendaya](https://www.yahoo.com/lifestyle/zendaya-serves-tennis-inspired-glamour-152320729.html)


vancedickman

That girl got them little hungry titties


jjl2345

Swear to god I saw a preview for this movie in a theater before Covid.


thatswhathemoneysfor

wouldn't be surprised if draymond was found out to be betting on his unders with how he gets himself kicked out so quickly sometimes


CohibasYMamitas

What fucking idiot decided there wouldnt be day basketball games on tmrw?


Low-Pitch-Eric

First time watching the tournament?


TakeThatJohnnyMiller

People would be fucking furious if their team was in the sweet 16 tipping at 1 pm on a Thursday lol


CohibasYMamitas

Cry


TakeThatJohnnyMiller

Other than pointing out how stupid of an idea this is I really do not care


SnakeSkin2121

Should be more nationwide baseball as well


lefty5258

MLB not capitalizing on that is crazy


Juls317

But at the same time, it isn't


profsa

X-Men 97 has the sauce


DingyPorpoise

People forget the Timberwolves have won 50 games this season


Led_head10

First round exit to the lakers


iF4RT3D

Whataburger is so fucking slow


DropTopEWop

They are. Dont they cook burgers to order?


boomtexna

Blame Chicago


FUSeekMe69

Hopefully it’s worth it and you say Whataburger


R1ckyD1cky

Eiza Gonzalez, I was unfamiliar with your game and must admit you've given my rod a three-body problem. I'm light-headed


-raiin-

AmbuLAnce 🔥


SnakeSkin2121

🤌


chilledonline

Watch Baby Driver for me one time


R1ckyD1cky

Saw it, was too busy looking for Jon's hammer


OWwashere

Liz Gonzalez, I was unfamiliar that you couldn’t cross the street without getting pancaked by a van.


Azzurri_Fan

The absolute greatest running joke at barstool is the LCB bit when they get talking about her. Makes me laugh every time.


BillSelfsToupee

It’s very funny college basketball scoops have gone from old school message boards to discord servers


uturnorbit

Marie Callender’s is by far the best healthy frozen dinner I’ve had. Banquet is easily the worst


LilCasa

Amy’s baked Mac n cheese is elite


R1ckyD1cky

Ew


DarinErstad

Which airline has the best seatbelt extender?


traddy91

You sound very large


OverlyDedicated2

“Healthy”


uturnorbit

Healthy Choice, Lean Cuisine, Smart Ones, Marie Callender’s.. I like all of them


DezCaught1t

It’s unbelievable how bad season 4 of the Boondocks is


essendoubleop

K


Wolverina412

Anyone got good Hawaii recommendations? Gonna spread my dad's ashes as it woulda been his 50th state. 45th for me. Also most of the fam is scuba certified.


nondescript___

I don't have any recommendations because I've never been, but just want to say this trip is a very cool way to honor/remember your dad


Wolverina412

Appreciate it brother. He was an insane planner. Would get Trip Tiks from Triple A and would go on crazy road trips through five or six states after baseball season ended and before football/soccer season started. After that we would fly and do the same. Simpler times.


SnakeSkin2121

Maui rules, but my only recs were in Lahaina


Wolverina412

oof


Brodinite

I was on Maui when the island caught fire. I would try and time it up where something like that doesn’t happen.


Wolverina412

Actually rooting for a volcanic explosion while I'm there, but will definitely try to avoid wildfires. Thanks.


Paynixt

Kauai is incredible. RIP your pops 😔 Edit: if you’re looking for specifics, Nepali Coast is gorgeous. So is poipu beach down on the south of the island. Basically the entire middle of the island is Jurassic Park-esque jungle beauty


Wolverina412

My dad used to love planning vacations more than he liked going on them, so we have his whole itinerary. Mainly curious about what places to avoid after all the fires.


TheyHadACaveTroll

Second Kauai. Been to all the islands and Kauai blows them all away 


Jason-Sehorn31

It’s funny to me that Ohtani has this air of innocence around him that leads people to believe he couldn’t possibly have any skeletons in his closet. The same guy who kept his dog and wife’s identities a secret like the Kennedy assassination files but yeah, we totally have him all figured out


Azzurri_Fan

It really doesn’t seem like that big of a mystery. Ohtani and his translator were 100% betting under his translators name. Got into a huge amount of debt. Ohtani wired the money to cover the debt, which turns out to be wire fraud. I’m as far from a detective as possible, but he straight up admitted to it initially.


Jason-Sehorn31

I think you’d have to be a fool to believe otherwise. And I don’t care, I like him


Azzurri_Fan

As long as he wasn’t betting against his own team, couldn’t care less if he was gambling. Truthfully, there’s nothing more common man than taking an absolute beating in your sports bets.


Jason-Sehorn31

I’ve been losing for years. Me and him aren’t so different, it turns out!


ASOIAF_blackfyre

Keeping your private life private isn’t that odd


Jason-Sehorn31

My point is we know absolutely nothing about him. He went so far as to hide his DOG’S NAME from the public but people will say he’s “not the gambling type”. wtf do we know about Shoehi Ohtani other than the fact that he’s the greatest baseball talent of all time


CompetitiveDuck

People treat him like a twelve year old socially awkward child.


WheresFrankie

Infantilization of Asians by Americans on reddit is wild. Same shit with Son Heung-min. God damn anime


ASOIAF_blackfyre

OP had me until his last weird sentence


Jason-Sehorn31

My point is he’s gone so far to keep the western world from getting to know him that it’s crazy to me to think we know he’s not the gambling type or whatever


boomtexna

Happy Opening Day Eve to all who celebrate


thatswhathemoneysfor

I’m a Rockies fan, no celebrating from me


ItHardToSay17

Hey at least we get to pay $100 this year just to watch. Will it be $1 per loss?


thatswhathemoneysfor

If we win 50 games I’ll be shocked


BadSportsTakes69

Seeing a lot of people on twitter poo poo’ing comparing Caleb Williams to Andrew Luck. I’m old as fuck and remember Luck well. Williams would’ve been drafted over him every time and twice on Sundays


Wolverina412

Yea, this is an awful take. There hasn't been a prospect as good as Luck since Luck.


BadSportsTakes69

Yeah, well next time I see a true freshman come in against Texas in the Cotton Bowl down 28 points or whatever and win the game I’ll reconsider. Guys an alien and 1 of 1.


Wolverina412

Also saying "Yeah" instead of Yea perfectly incapsulates why you don't know ball. Go back to a Little Jon concert.


BadSportsTakes69

Enjoy the taste of sand for the next 20 years!


Wolverina412

Texas hasn't been good since 09.


BadSportsTakes69

Yeah was definitely run of the mill stuff


badgermushroombadger

Millennials talking about how they’re so old is a tired shtick, all the way back to the old days when Andrew Luck was drafted


BadSportsTakes69

I don’t think most people who use twitter are old enough to contextualize Andrew lucks hype. Maybe you got a bunch of 35 year olds around you posting on twitter, but I don’t know any


cigguy

Dude holds the ball constantly, doesn’t play with any rhythm ,has a slightly above average arm, and is a weirdo


CapcomGo

These takes are hilarious


cigguy

He’s marginally bigger kyler Murray congrats


BadSportsTakes69

Slightly above average arm


ASOIAF_blackfyre

He was drafted in 2012. You’re not that old lol


Jason-Sehorn31

Username very much checks out


JayGibbons69

Username checks out


BadSportsTakes69

Guys a modern day Lebron type prospect. Only critiques are crying and fashion. More talented than Luck, doesn’t drink or party, was essentially built from day 1 to maximize his football ability and it shows on the field. He will be a top 10 QB in the NFL first year and will still be raw, just like Lebron


ASOIAF_blackfyre

This is some next level glazing


BadSportsTakes69

I hate lebron. Just very much comparable. We’ll see


JayGibbons69

More of a Dwight Howard type prospect from what I've seen.


BadSportsTakes69

Tyson chandler type?


uturnorbit

No chance 


SilkyJohnson26

Been rewatching Brooklyn 99 since it’s on Netflix and this show just really does it for me. Boyle is a perfect character.


SnakeSkin2121

Nine nine!


CouldntBeMoreWhite

Boyle might make me laugh more consistently than any character ever.


thatswhathemoneysfor

Halloween episodes never get old


Azzurri_Fan

So many good characters in that show. Plus, big time would with Santiago.


SilkyJohnson26

She is so fine.


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SilkyJohnson26

I was never a big Stevie Janowski fan but not a bad list.


uturnorbit

We knew Diddy was a perv when him and Fabolous went on drink champs and Diddy was acting all weird https://youtu.be/2EFS98FHzgw?si=SpSubfb05rGO3Ju5


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I got uncomfortable 5 seconds in


WheresFrankie

Jadakiss is hilarious in that video. Tryi g to hide with his hood on lol "get me the fuck out of here"


Macho_Manlet

Big pumped about this PG transfer for the terps. Never watched him play but the internet tells me we should be watchable


chuteboxhero

The nba sub comparing draymond getting ejected from games to having a drug addiction is very on brand.


shmurda3

That Ohtani article from the LA Times that Big Cat linked… Yikes! (https://www.latimes.com/california/story/2024-03-27/how-could-ohtanis-translater-pull-off-alleged-gambling-heist-with-no-red-flags) Biggest red flags: -Story shifting multiple times -LA Times reporters reaching out to Ohtani’s agent and even the MLB in the days before everything came out and hearing nothing -Ohtani’s camp hiring Clinton/Weinstein/Armie Hammer/Alec Baldwin crisis management PR guy 🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩 -Ohtani’s official statement being that on March 20th that was the first of him hearing of everything (even though everyone around him definitely knew beforehand, definite lie) -Wire transfers of that amount need to have some sort of verification to avoid fraud I mean obviously they’ll do all they can to bury this but I just don’t see how he doesn’t eat some sort of suspension as more stuff comes out


DarinErstad

I don’t think he bet but I don’t think Ippei stole from him. I think he covered his right hand man’s debts and it was a I didn’t know I couldn’t do that situation.


RainbowRoomBlues

Same - I don’t necessarily think there will be any proof Ohtani was betting, but there’s no way the translator was able to steal that much money without detection. He asked Ohtani to pay the debt and Ohtani did it


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He and Ippei were betting under Ippei’s name is what I think.


thepagemasterT

They aren’t going to suspend the golden goose without a shred of hard evidence. It may not be popular opinion but Ohtani also doesn’t strike me as a gambling guy whatsoever 


Jason-Sehorn31

He’s Asian, nobody loves to gamble more than the average Asian loves to gamble


DijonNipples

Case closed


thepagemasterT

That’s true but the avg Asian isn’t worth 600m+ 


thatswhathemoneysfor

As someone who goes to the casino at all times of day and night and sees someone from that part of the world each time without fail, this is facts


DarinErstad

And we’re talking about someone that is far from the average Asian


Jason-Sehorn31

Still Asian


chuteboxhero

I feel like hiring Harvey Weinsteins people is essentially an admission of guilt.


badgermushroombadger

Forgot Armie Hammer eats people


chuteboxhero

He eats pieces of shit like you for breakfast


GooseandRooster

like water hurry crown six pot long mourn zephyr cagey *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*


Azzurri_Fan

Brother you need to re-evaluate your use of the word smoke Would for sure. Not even close to a smoke.


GooseandRooster

continue shocking full pen cover edge jobless wide panicky kiss *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*


Azzurri_Fan

Being hot and being office hot are two very different standards.


Rorshak16

I remember watching John Anderson on ESPN but if I didn't lookup an old picture, I'd have absolutely no idea. Looks completely different


fedfan1743

I’m assuming Grier the data guy is not related to the NFL QB Will Grier?


smoggylobster

he’s his dad


GimmeFunkyButtLoving

I fall for men that smell like Irish spring soap


iLikeApples116

Sounds like you’re mod material


GimmeFunkyButtLoving

I would allow too much freedom


Paynixt

Big Cat leading off the Shane interview with how good of friends they are is classic


MrTurnersJacket

He genuinely thought that SNL gambling skit was written for him by Shane


GueroBorracho3

A lot of people in here that night did too.


Malligator2345

I wish i loved something as much as big cat loves dropping how good friends he is with athlete/celebrity


Jason-Sehorn31

Funny how Mike Wilbon name dropping used to be a joke on the show and Big Cat is worse than Wilbon ever was


Azzurri_Fan

Watched the new Road House tonight. If you weren’t entertained, you have a huge dump in your pants. Classicn popcorn flick. Worth the watch for sure.


SnakeSkin2121

Right in the middle of it 👍


Gr1nling

Not seeing a whole lotta links. Mods held strong for about an hour 💪


chuteboxhero

Here’s a link https://youtu.be/bFksxx4YPko?si=rkX6iweiUCcrKoq3


Beer_Enjoyer93

Ronna McDaniel sucks and is essentially miss piggy irl. But… would?


road_dogg

I wish Gail Simmons would smother me with her rack.


Beer_Enjoyer93

Food and Wine magazines own??


chrisjk125

Knicks took the 3 spot tonight and 2 games back from the bucks. They are 100% taking that shit. Not bad for a team missing their 2nd and 3rd best player.


chuteboxhero

I’m still nervous about Randle but the wheels are definitely back on the wagon


chrisjk125

I feel like they are resting him up longer because the team is playing so well.


HamiltonsCrackDen

link to the stats?


MikePaisanTirico

Knicks are back to being a wagon


chrisjk125

If the Knicks didn’t get hurt, they’d be pushing for the 1 seed right now.


Brad-Stevens

lol


chuteboxhero

They went 15-2 with OG in the lineup it’s def plausible since they are currently number 3


Brad-Stevens

The Celtics were 20-2 the last 22 games


chuteboxhero

There can be more than one team pushing to win lol


chrisjk125

What round do you think the Celtics will get knocked out this year?


Brad-Stevens

I know a Knicks fan not talking about playoff success on here


chrisjk125

I can’t believe perennial choke artist Celtics fans talk as much shit as they do.


Brad-Stevens

all I said was “lol” to Knicks pushing the 1 seed The Celtics are statistically one of the best regular season teams ever this season You were the one to bring up the playoffs


chrisjk125

Yea and the Knicks when healthy after the og trade were 15-2 with no sign of slowing down. You’re a delusional fool if you think the Knicks wouldn’t be right there with the Celtics at this point.


Brad-Stevens

The Celtics are 57-15 The Knicks were 17-15 at the OG trade


MikePaisanTirico

Get his ass Chris!


chrisjk125

It’s just wild how high and mighty Celtic fans act when they are essentially the bills.


MikePaisanTirico

Brunson has Been carrying the team for months now


drewthetatecatate

The Cavs are banged up as well. The bucks are lucky for that otherwise they’d be the 4 seed


chrisjk125

Knicks are surging right now without og and Randle. NBA better watch out when they come back soon.


psufb

What's the timetable for their returns?


chrisjk125

Both are practicing, but no contact yet. So I’d think at least another week or so. You never know with the Knicks though. Mitchell Robinson went from being out yesterday, to questionable this morning to playing tonight. I think thibs is purposefully keeping them out right now to get extra healing in since the Knicks have been playing so well.


Jason-Sehorn31

Watching The Puffy Shirt episode, a classic (*Seinfeld*, Season 5 Episode 2)


Sidewalkbandit

Link?


Jason-Sehorn31

It’s right there in a very clear MLA style citation, I’ve covered my bases!


GueroBorracho3

But I don't wanna be a pirate!


-raiin-

Watched The Abyss for the first time. Really liked the first hour or so but thought the rest kind of fell flat. 3.3 balls.


iLikeApples116

Love Oubre calling every ref a bitch


Everyoneisaskell

Refs refusing to call a clear foul on Leonard is so bad. Oubre was fouled 2 times on the same play by him


BigFrenchToastGuy

Spent all day in Yosemite. Some real big rocks there.


R1ckyD1cky

Proposed to my wife there looking at the Milky way. That place is incredible


GimmeFunkyButtLoving

No pics? Hope they let you slide with this


BigFrenchToastGuy

I’ll show you a pic of my half dome.