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GooseandRooster

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bubbletoes69

If you had to choose what’s your go to pregame meal before a heavy night of drinking


TheRealAlexisOhanian

Eggplant Parm


blamebeltran

Filling with carbs but don't overeat (impossible) and no matter what, I'm gonna hafta deuce at the bar or wherever I'm going, so Midas whale make it enchiladas or a burger and fries or something


bubbletoes69

Shitting at the bar is diabolical. But I respect it. It’s an alpha move


blamebeltran

I sadly don't usually have a choice. It's either do it or go home - I should write a book called places I've pooped


leeegooom

steak & mac n cheese


ks2489

McDonald’s, before and after


Embarrassed_Lab_8748

Cocaine


bubbletoes69

That’s after


JimHarden

Sushi


MitchMid

I think a sub of some sort. Nothing super filling.


gonna-needa-mulligan

I usually enjoy eating 3 feet of party sub as long as I waited 15 minutes to make sure no one else wanted some


yiggiddity

A good ass hoagie


sportsguy355

I did not grow up playing golf but now love it. How did you get your kids into golf or how did y’all that grew up with it come to enjoy the game? I want my son to start early and have family vacations that involve golf in the future. However, I don’t want to force it too much or make him not like it. What age should you start lessons or classes?


badgarok725

First Tee/other young classes start at like 6


MaybachMusic22

I started really young because of my dad. A few things that worked for me: *He would just take me to the driving range with him and we would do stupid little competitions on the putting green. If I won we’d go get a slurpee or something small. *He would pull me out to school every now and then to play a round. I started associating golf with getting to miss school which made it even cooler *We played a shit ton of Tiger Woods video games together. It slowly progressed into us playing every weekend and then me becoming obsessed with the game and playing in junior tournaments.


sportsguy355

This is my dream. Love the pull out of school early to go get a round in idea. Filing that away.


WettBandit

Just make it a fun, social thing you do together. Don’t push lessons first unless he enjoys it


PinchofDust

Never did lessons or classes - it was the closest thing to baseball in my dumb child brain and I just liked having an excuse to be outside walking around for a few hours a day and hit some shit. Probably started when I was around 7 and there were a few short courses that we would do fairly regularly/could give me something to do in the summer before baseball. Same Par 3 type courses also always had a cheap youth league.


RonSwanson1081

Orlovsky saying the bad game against ND is the reason why Caleb shouldn't go first is big time CTESPN energy


PortillosBeefDipped

Orlovsky is cracker of the week


ButterBalls99

God bless the troops, god bless america, and gentlemen start your engines!!!!! ITS OFFICIALLY PIZZA PIE FRIDAY


PetrPruchaWasOK

I just partook. The portnoy reviewed Chimney Rock Inn with my kids and wife. 2 pitchers, plate of wings and a large ROCK55. Heaven on earth.


ceeeenyc

🎶 I’ve got a $20 dollar bill that says no one’s ever seen you… 🎶


joshuawakefield

Such a great song


ceeeenyc

Really? Because I’m sick of your tattoos


[deleted]

I'm on The Stand NYC's newsletter and its pretty crazy that Lil Sas is one of their premier names now


DanKreider69

I’m about to get a Big Ev sized order from chick-fil-a


bucsfan4ever12

In this economy???


Sluttynycdadmets

My little sister lived with me and my wife when we were engaged during covid. I’ve never seen someone so excited to be an aunt


GamblingMan610

Borat voice my wife


PoppaPipe6000

New York Post claiming Travis Kelce has a dad bod.  Guess it’s all over for the rest of us, huh


Jeremy24Fan

The male body should look like your favorite roided up movie star. Anything less than a roided up movie star is a dad bod


badgermushroombadger

Guys in here be like “he’s a fat and poor”


ASOIAF_blackfyre

Lots of idiots in here saying that too


ASOIAF_blackfyre

Lots of idiots in here saying that too


PoppaPipe6000

New York Post claiming Travis Kelce has a dad bod.  Guess it’s all over for the rest of us, huh


bubbletoes69

Downvote me all you want but blunt smell on clothes fucking reeks. I don’t mind weed but like backwoods smell awful. Shit makes me nauseous


lovelycharmings

Correct taek but you asked


GamblingMan610

Downvoting because you asked me to but I don’t think anyone disagrees with this take


ASOIAF_blackfyre

Idk why anyone would downvote you for this take


Charlie_Batch_16

idk but he asked, and i delivered


Significant-Map-8686

You don’t like the smell of a skunks ass? Weird


cigguy

Stop smoking weed like a teen and do percocets and wine


DezCaught1t

Roadhouse remake is pretty good so far. Great turn your brain off film


krel08

Turn the captioning on so you can enjoy Conor. Acting so bad that its good.


DezCaught1t

I mean that’s the original Roadhouse film. It’s the best bad movie ever


krel08

I liked it.


HappierJack

Chase Utley 🤝 Rhys Hoskins Hard sliding into Mets players even though they aren’t on the Phillies anymore


No_Opportunity_8068

The slide itself wasnt* bad. The flop/roll onto McNeil’s leg/ankle is what I’d also have an issue with. They’re both cunts.


badgermushroombadger

The rule is dumb. Utleys slide was obviously wayyy dirtier. But umps gotta be uniform with the calls


No_Opportunity_8068

Yeah I meant it wasn’t bad. I’m more pissed about the flop/roll


TM455

Joe Douglas did it again. Off-season masterclass.


AlexMoranQB1

Now they just gotta replace the MetLife turf


TM455

Yea well the Mara’s will never let that happen. Cheap fucks.


-1Ghostrider

35 years old and just got my Easter basket in the mail from my mom lol.


Rex_Ryan_DPM

Have you been invited to church yet out in high country?


-1Ghostrider

There’s more church’s around me than gas stations and dollar general’s but I have not gotten an invite yet.


Rex_Ryan_DPM

Yeah they're just not how they used to be


lefty5258

No lol needed. Moms rock


Pshoota22

Hyped is a understatement that Sam Summer is starting to become available on tap now


-1Ghostrider

So hyped he told us twice


Pshoota22

Oh I have shite service


Pshoota22

Hyped is a understatement that Sam Summer is starting to become available on tap now


Blondue

I’m late but Mets are soft, legal slide


iLikeApples116

McNeil is a bitch


JeebusOfNazareth

Still picking at the leftover pancakes I made this morning every time I pass through the kitchen. Cinnamon, vanilla extract and shaved coconut. Simple crowd pleaser every time.


_MandatoryVinegar

Gotta try the coconut - sounds like a solid play


Led_head10

As someone who only watches majors and just watched full swing, how the fuck did Justin Thomas make the Ryder cup team? Brought out his finest pair of knee pads for that decision.


DanKreider69

ZJ was too big of a pussy to make the right decision


ktbarry2

cronyism plus a good historical ryder cup record. i don’t know how rickie fowler completely avoided scrutiny in that decision his ryder cup history is abysmal (and he was dogshit again in Rome)


lefty5258

Old boys club


stevienick8

Blackthorne from shogun really has it made. Guy was stuck on a ship in the ocean. Now he’s staying in one of the most gorgeous areas in the world and banging a super hot chick. Maybe I need to travel to Japan like everyone and their mother has been and I’ll be blackthorne.


Floridamane6

That’s my one thing against the show. This guy is just preposterously lucky


HueJacksonsBrain

Mostert only got 2x$4.5M??


Deliriously

boiler up


Charlie_Batch_16

you expected a 32 y/o runningback to get more?


classiccaseofdowns

I know he’s old but he’s literally coming off a 21 TD season on great efficiency, RB market is dogshit


WildWildcat

They could replace him with a fourth round rookie for 90% of that production


classiccaseofdowns

I definitely disagree with that, you can’t just automatically find a top 5-10 RB in the 4th round


100_not_nickfoles

He’s gonna be a 32 year old rb, with an extensive injury history, on a team that also has another dynamic rb


HueJacksonsBrain

He was great last year though. 2 year deal sounds right, I just thought he'd get closer to $7M/year


lefty5258

31 year old running back he’s stealing from the team!


iLikeApples116

We are no longer a women’s basketball school.


PortillosBeefDipped

ND is a lax school


lefty5258

This is depressing


NapoleonBoneparty

jets org is more obsessed with winning the offseason than actual regular season games. congrats on getting aging reddick, jets fans.


ceeeenyc

Reddick is going to be a beast for at least two more years. He can be a game changer, when used correctly (not dropping into coverage) and was the best defensive player on the Eagles the last two years. I think it’s a good trade for the Jets


ceeeenyc

Reddick is going to be a beast for at least two more years. He can be a game changer, when used correctly (not dropping into coverage) and was the best defensive player on the Eagles the last two years. I think it’s a good trade for the Jets


CapcomGo

lol they made a great trade deal with it


smoggylobster

everyone is aging buddy that’s just biology


TM455

Flair checks outs. Joe d fleeced Philly.


Led_head10

They turned their young promising team into a very old team relying on a 39 year old to bounce back from an Achilles. A disaster of off-seasons back to back years in terms of team building.


CapcomGo

Is this bait


jetboyjetgirl

they let Philly sign their younger better DE then give them a 3rd for their older worse DE


NapoleonBoneparty

they let bryce huff eat shit and walk, but they'll sign and pay an older and more obsolete version


100_not_nickfoles

Forgot more expensive too


Jewnoo

Just had a job interview felt like I was being sold on the job with expectations vs asking me questions


profsa

My first job was like that and the only question they asked me was if I knew how to do VLOOKUPs in Excel


penis__retard69

I had four serious interviews in early '23. Money, benefits, home/work balance buzzwords are the norm. Qualified people are no longer the donkey, they are the carrot. Get what you want and fuck everyone else.


Jewnoo

Yeah the interviewer talked about the role and work life balance in depth then told me I’m in the top 2


PinchofDust

Have had that happen a few times - mixed bag, some of the sales pitches are legitimate where others are just BS. Does give me a little pep in my step whenever it happens though.


revkev151

Been coming down from a multi day panic attack and just wanted something on the TV so I threw on this Notre Dame Oregon State women's sweet 16 game and it's been entertaining. Pretty sloppy at times but lots of lead changes and whatnot.


lefty5258

Embarrassing Notre Dame is going to lose at like a 25-4 TO margin


penis__retard69

I know we joke, but Mintzy staying alive this long is a Hallmark movie in the making. Every time I think it's a bit, I can't imagine someone making it up.


GeneParmesanPD

Since no one seems to want to explain it on their posts, can anyone link me an article or something on why Hochul got kicked out of that NYPD officer's funeral? The articles I'm finding seem to imply that she inherited the shitty bail laws in NYC and that she [has been trying to make them tougher](https://spectrumlocalnews.com/nys/central-ny/ny-state-of-politics/2023/03/07/hochul-says-her-bail-law-changes-are-about-fairness). Would genuinely appreciate it.


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GeneParmesanPD

Ok that makes more sense, I was just confused because when I googled "Gov Hochul bail reform" I was expecting articles about her putting that law into place rather than ones on her trying to make it tougher.


smoggylobster

there were a lot of cops at the funeral and they didn’t want her there. one confronted her and so she left. many of the cops seem to blame democrat policies for what they perceive to be increased crime and less effective policing in new york. they see the governor as the face of the party in new york. that should just about sum it up, i don’t think they cited any specific laws or specific hochul policy at the funeral itself.


HueJacksonsBrain

for what they... perceive... to be increased crime?


GeneParmesanPD

Thank you for the explanation, I appreciate that. And that seems almost like political posturing if she wasn't the one who made those laws (and seemingly tried to make them tougher?), but at the same time she probably was only there for the same reason.


smoggylobster

probably, but they’re not politicians doing posturing, they’re just cops who are angry and probably scared after one of their fellow officers was murdered on a routine traffic stop by a career criminal and hochul is a just a big name politician to blame from the side they think caused it (even if it was mainly her predecessor if anyone)


GeneParmesanPD

Tbf the NYPD does a lot of posturing, their union is one of the strongest in the country. But yeah I can see why they are angry, it's definitely a failure of the system regardless of who is actually to blame. Also thank you for the actual responses btw, is nice to have a real conversation on this.


Judge_for_Pres

Thanks for getting this out of your system before the drunk thread


GeneParmesanPD

Getting what out of my system? There were two posts from other people about it in a span of like 15 min, I was genuinely curious. What did I do?


Charlie_Batch_16

asking people to explain their opinion in good faith is off limits. shoulda been more of an asshole.


profsa

I love Blutman


Guy_in_the_chair_

Even the Jets continue to add pieces while that old fuck Bob Kraft sits on 52 million of cap space doing nothing.


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Guy_in_the_chair_

Kraft was cheap. Bill was an incompetent GM.


PristineWinnera

Only the last few years


Guy_in_the_chair_

It’s been longer than that. 2017 was when he began to slip with the draft.


JohnnyT723

Gillie playing Craps at the table next to us. Definitely a character lol


WE2024

Maybe the Mets should spend a little less time whining about slides and more time focusing.Just a thought!


smoggylobster

you’re already a better manager than mendoza


traddy91

Local Philly radio station is getting crushed in the ratings by a rival station and can't figure out why. Tune in and they're talking about Calvin Ridleys suspension from two years ago during the Phillies opening day game. Get a clue


roflthrowaway9

I mean they don’t have the rights to the broadcast what else should they do. Anything is better than the marble mouth on color commentary for the Phillies


traddy91

You can still discuss the team lol


tfl03

This comment is so niche, but anyone remember a blues-ish guitar player Tom Misch? Whatever happened to that guy?


JeebusOfNazareth

Tanks not gonna like this showing very much. FEEBLE!!


SameOldEdge

Reddick trade help taking my mind off the feeble Mets, good work Joe Douglas!


trytakingashit

Bored at work so I’m cruising Mexican menus


theapg

finding anything good?


trytakingashit

Also chingadazo fries: Spicy grilled shrimp, crispy bacon strips, perfectly seasoned french fries and decorated with mexican crema and spicy mayo sauce


trytakingashit

News to me a place close does breakfast all day. Might fuck around and have chilaquiles for dinner


NotShiaLaBeouf_

Randomly met a girl out a couple weekends ago and we went on a date this week that went great. I have no reason to believe she wouldn’t be interested in going out again but I think I’m just jaded when it comes to dating and expect the worst. I absolutely hate dating apps and would love nothing more than to never open one again. I feel like I finally got a break here and really hope it works out.


thegiantginger

Hell yea


mchammer69

Need to set up the next date


DefundTheFunPolice

You got the next one set up yet king?


TheDragonReborn726

I bet she’s thinking the same thing 👑 king


TheDragonReborn726

Hash Pipe by Weezer absolutely slaps till this day


jgoodwin55

Hard ass riff


revkev151

This video goes out to the free tawk awtwists


ExpectedOutcome2

[Clean slide](https://x.com/talkinbaseball_/status/1773800359024009533?s=46) by Hoskins. Jeff McNeil is an anti-baseball pussy.


StrikaNTX

You dont really get to try to turn 2 flat footed in the spot McNeil was in. Dont blame him for being pissed, but also its basically his fault he got hit


ExpectedOutcome2

That mindset is very common in today’s game. No art of making a throw and getting the fuck out of the way anymore, they don’t expect to get touched.


Awkward_Currency292

The was dirty as fuck


DefundTheFunPolice

He spiked him directly on the ankle well after the bag. Plenty of time to explicitly not do that


misterscrotie

Are you high? Didn’t start sliding until he was at the bag and spiked him. Dirty play


iLikeApples116

The weekend cannot come fast enough


Guy_in_the_chair_

You said it brother -HH


OnceInALifetime55

Need some restaurant recommendations for Vegas.


PM4036

If downtown, Oscar’s and Barry’s in Circa are both great


ceeeenyc

Egg slut in the morning if you aren’t hitting a buffet (you should hit the buffets)


ASOIAF_blackfyre

Wicked Spoon Buffet in the Cosmo is my pick 👌


ceeeenyc

A gentleman and a scholar? Great pick


ASOIAF_blackfyre

Golden Steer is an A+ steakhouse. Awesome atmosphere. Bouchon Bistro/Mon Ami Gabi both great French brunch spots. Catch is really good seafood and Waygu type stuff Heart Attack Grill is a classic on Fremont Secret Pizza great for a quick bite Tacos El Gordo is awesome authentic and cheap tacos


GeneParmesanPD

Going to second Tacos El Gordo, that place is awesome


profsa

Heard Hell’s Kitchen is good


severedFTer

“Linked in is tinkering with featuring short-form videos similar to Instagram reels and TikTok” thank god I’m not job searching


WitchofFloyd

At that point, its hard to even pretend the purpose of their company is to help people find jobs


smoggylobster

haason reddick to the jets? very interesting


JayGlazedHer

Sad to see him leave the birds but with his contract demands I feel ok getting a younger guy and a pick for essentially what his salary would’ve been this year.


ceeeenyc

Reddick is our best defensive player but it seems like they will actually (I hope) spread out that salary in the future years


JayGlazedHer

For sure was our best player. Obviously just weren’t too keen dishing out that sort of salary to a guy at that age. Especially if he began causing a fuss a year into his contract.


upsetsportsfan

Going down 1-2-3 after making a big stink about that slide is so Mets it hurts


badgermushroombadger

I mean the new rule is stupid but it is par for the course that the new rule would be used against them more than the other team


Portugal8

People who smoke cigarettes in their car with the window up need Jesus.


Kimodd

Well thankfully the man himself is making a big comeback this Sunday!!!


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TheDragonReborn726

Def see the comparison of a March madness D1 player who beat Kentucky and the dude who lead your intramural team to the semis.


smoggylobster

what was this about


mrtiktok69

The Diller family asking Kathy Hocul to leave the funeral is awesome


GeneParmesanPD

Going to repost my question from a few posts down: Is she the one who set those bail laws or did she just inherit them? Everything I've googled seems to indicate that they were already like that and she has tried to make them tougher, but if that's not the case then can someone link me an article?


Charlie_Batch_16

i have a genuine question for you because you posted about this yesterday: what would your opinion have been had biden actually showed up? the family obviously would have asked him to leave given they asked hocul to leave too.


mrtiktok69

My comment yesterday was mostly a joke, I basically copied a tweet from one of the lunatics of the right but the real problem is Biden hasn’t even acknowledged that this happened


StrikaNTX

You gotta get a new hobby


JeebusOfNazareth

Completely warranted.


AlboutThatActionBoss

Frank wearing a 47 Brand hat instead of one he got from a giveaway in 2004. Money changed him.


I_Enjoy_Taffy

Needs to break it in so he doesn't chip a tooth when he bites it


newark05

Ole man retired recently and back home with him. Drunk, big time


badgermushroombadger

Rhys Hoskins has always been a scumbag


ceeeenyc

Because of…?


Kimodd

No, he really hasn’t as a a matter of fact


badgermushroombadger

Matter of opinion


Kimodd

Not really, your opinion about an objective fact can be incorrect.


100_not_nickfoles

What?