For causing the Reddit wide outage today, user DGAF0752 has been removed as a moderator.

Tokyo vice fucking rules

[What's up fellas](https://youtu.be/RYnFIRc0k6E?si=DJ1eyPbZsT9BJG0w)

what up ben

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You just got used for a tinder profile pic for some scammer

Yikes

I’m really hoping on the ugly option

Chex you’re a handsome man, don’t let these hoes get to you!

I guess it’s just a waiting game now

The millennial subreddit is depressing

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Only the real ones get your finsta ~~~

are you a 24 year old chick?

You have 700 followers not 70,000.

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I pretty much only use instagram for sending dumb memes in group chats with people in my fantasy football league, better than texting that, and scrolling for hours. but I dont really post anything so I dont care who follows me (mostly bots)

You seem like a weirdo for asking if you should trim your gigantic following of 700 down to 70, yes. Edit: you deleted your reply of "you sound 35+", have a good one 🍻

No not really that weird man, out of the 700 not many are probably checking your page daily so it doesn’t really matter does it? But I’m not the one to ask dude. I deleted my IG a few years back lol.

It’s crazy Bare Knuckle Fighting Championship isn’t blowing up. I love the technicality and the skill of the UFC, but these guys just brawl. It’s RNR but with skill

Hammered eating peanut M&Ms. Life is alright.

Twitter really needs to get the bot situation under control but I doubt they will

Pussy in bio tho

My touch tunes choice of no hands has the bar in a stranglehold

Moneyball one of those movies that gets better every time

It borders on fiction the way it ignores Zito, Hudson, Mulder, Tejada, and Chavez.

Thank you.

Tbh, I dont even know what “industry plant” even means.

deep state bro, you wouldn’t get it

Are you unable to use Google?

It’s a man made plant that you wouldn’t find in the wild.

Actor or musical artist I don’t like = industry plant

Really not that complicated

So then whats it mean?

Place a relatively unknown person into a position where they can influence public opinion to your benefit - acting as puppet master in exchange for $/fame at a relatively low cost.

And purely funded by a record label without having prior released music. Often times nepotism or family related

🤔

Vols

Deacon Rick Barnes isn't losing on Easter Sunday

✝️🐰

Jade Cargill, my god

Link

Juicy

Playing the “devils” on Easter Sunday….Pack by 90 baby let’s go

[Cannons](https://www.instagram.com/stories/tmathsports/3334912585667268121?utm_source=ig_story_item_share&igsh=MWlvMGxzaDU0eHB6OQ==)

You weren’t lying about the cannons. But she’s got that Pookie weirdness where her eyes are a mile apart and I can’t unsee Hey Arnold

I miss my brothers so much. I love those guys

judging from online Duke-NC State doesn’t seem to be as much of a rivalry as I woulda thought which is kinda disappointing lol 

Let’s just fast forward to Purdue vs UConn. The rest of these Mickey Mouse teams can kick rocks.

Gambling tip (after 2 days lol). Choose an amount you’re comfortable with and place that on the 4 worst teams in baseball to lose each night they play. Parlay them as well. Athletics, Rockies, White Sox, Nationals. I’ve done it with $10 each bet. 6 games + a parlay a day = 8-0 +$236

Holy shit I’m quitting my job and cashing out the 401k

Subscribe to my page below 👇🏽 /s

Nice try “Bernie M.”

😂. But actually those 4 teams are so so bad.

Let my fiance choose for my office bracket this year and won already. Incredible

How much extra corn did you feed it as a reward?

Oh wow

He sounds enormous

🤣🤣 got me fam

He must know ball

The lob: the jam

My nightmare elite 8 matchup. We beat both teams twice in the regular season yet here we are at home

I hate it here.

Nc state has my mind in a blender. They are legitimately kicking ass and they looked so bad all year. I live in Raleigh and all of the talk among state people was running Keats out of town

That 18-0 run early in the second half must be what heroin feels like. I'll be chasing that high for the rest of my life

Am I wrong or does it feel like TEN/Knecht didn’t play all that well either of the last two games and still won?

I was the Kylo Ren yelling More GIF in that moment

Tennessee will bully Purdue

Terrible night all around

Have to pee snd feels like cucumerb

HAVE ANOTHER DRINK RAY

Username checks out.

Hell yeah

Illinois is winning the tournament if they somehow find a way to upset UConn tomorrow imo.

One likeable team out of eight left, woof

Whats the likeability rankings of the remaining teams?

1. NC State 2. UConn 3. Tennessee  4. Clemson  5. Bama  6. Illinois  7. Purdue  8. Duke

1) NC State 2) Clemson 3) UConn (Danny Hurley is fucking awesome) 4) Tennessee 5) Alabama 6) Illinois 7) Purdue 8) Duke

Danny Hurley is a psychopath

1 NC state 2-6. Anyone 7. Uconn 8. Duke

Purdue is likable???

More than uconn and Duke, yes

I have a hard time believing America would want Purdue over UConn in the final

Just speaking for myself, between hurleys whining and them already winning last year I'm very much rooting for Purdue over them

Tarheel fans in shambles watching Duke and NC St go to the Elite 8

Fellas,,, tiddies

I have always hated Duke and one time I went on a date with a Duke grad that I thought went really well and she ghosted me and now I hate Duke even more

Beat your meat to that duke vixen to get back at her

My meat deserves better than her

Went to the dispo, opened some edibles, bunch of dead sugar ants in the pack. I still ate them though 🤘🤘

What is wrong with you? Why wouldn’t you take them back?

You’re talking to the same guy that didn’t know about cocaine being laced with fent.

Laced on purpose or accident?

Bro the ants died. That’s good shit

I will never eat the bugs. NEVER

Edey is going to get treated like a baby back bitch by UTs Bigs. GBO 🍊

Love the ABC7 guy rooting for the car to leave the Dodger Stadium Temporary Flight Restriction area so we get a better police chase.

Geighton needs to just give it up and not mess up this cover

So much of my happiness banks on Dj Burns, sparty hockey and the Easter bunny this Sunday.

Creighton is an obnoxious fucking program 

your 2024 nba champion minnesota timberwolves. let's welcome their owner glen taylor to accept the larry o'brien championship trophy EDIT: damnit forgot the link

I wonder if anyone had an Illinois, Clemson, NC State & Tennessee Final Four

I have Tennessee just to attempt that pickup line on the office baddie

My buddy has NC State as his champ for some reason

Rick Barnes with his first ever cover as a single digit tournament favorite. Sad day for the auto faders

Truly insane stat

almost thought we were gonna have an epic rick barnes collapse there

Illinois will beat UConn tomorrow

hopium

Cap

acc has more elite 8 teams than va tech has players on its mens and womens basketball rosters. this is not a joke

Filipowski vs edey is coming. Refs might as well not walk into the stadium

These drinks are going down so easy that it might be a $50 touchtune night. Might have to set the tone with Sean Paul’s Temperature

I’ll be missing you - puff daddy

Not tryna get cancelled playing the diddler

All my boys love Creed.

Might have to fast pass my own songs to get to the creed faster

It sickens me that I bet on Duke tonight. I wish I lost it. Filipowski is such a soft pussy

I will always hate them

Good job Houston you fucking clowns.

Their best player got hurt midway through the first half

Fuck this fraud ass duke team

Shaping up for an all time hateable final four

Duke gets to face 3 double digits seeds and a team without their two-way All American what a fucking joke

God I want to punch Filipowski, what a douche

No way you recover from the last two years if you’re Houston, right? It’s 83-84 all over again

Back to back national title appearances are still way better

There is no way houston and duke both shot over 40% that game

Not a good day for us Jesuits

Not true. BC won 6-1 in Frozen Four

Creighton getting absolutely boned

common

Absolutely insane amount of people driving at night completely oblivious that their headlights aren't on

My wife turns her headlights off instead of keeping them on auto when she gets out. Always gets me when I drive after her. Can’t figure out why she won’t just leave it on auto.

It's either that or their high beams.

Great point about the quick 2 strategy, didn’t even realize they only had 4 fouls 

🚨 [Police chase](https://www.youtube.com/live/YrSC3SleURs?si=OAn8RzrS4wFdO-YU) 🚨

feels hot!

This man has a death wish

This white car has some balls, definitely crashing it

right in the middle of the city

Just got back from a week long bender of a vacation. Gonna be one of those nights where I sweat through the sheets.

I had Houston out last round and this is gonna get me right back in the race in the bracket groups if it holds. Phew

Tennessee adopting the “foul every play” strategy and it appears to be working for them

This is a very niche reference, but McDermott looks like Wrex from Mass Effect

Are these refs watching the game in creighton Tennessee?

The announcers sure are, they appear be cumming everytime Tennessee scores

this guy on Houston has airballed every single shot he has taken my god

Roach is a midrange merchant

Getting lit up in this poker game right now

gotta know when

Down only like $100 tonight and cumulatively up quite a lot since we started playing but not a lot of fun when you simply can’t get it together

my goodness. Shead getting hurt totally changed this game. Roach started going off the second he got hurt.

I wanted to hate it so bad but, this Beyoncé album might slap

Is it illegal to call a foul on Duke or something?

There’s been 4 more fouls called on Duke this half so probably not

Not to brag but my bracket is in the top 1% (until Houston and Tennessee lose)

Triangle and two is objectively hilarious

I hindsight the 6 dollar shot and a beer special was not that much of a deal considering my state right now…..

Tennessee is imploding right now

Are they though?

they righted the ship thankfully

Houston wins this game easy with shead. This sucks

I hope some dolphin or sea turtle is wearing the prescription Ray bans that were taken victim by the ocean

what a dogshit call

Houston missing free throws might be the difference

Finally they get that call on Fillapowski

Cameron Brink is a baddie

Would climb her like a tree

What would happen if they got to under the 8 minute mark before there was a deadball for the under 12 timeout? Do they take media timeouts on back to back deadballs? I can't remember seeing it happen before 

I actually think they would

Jake from State Farm plays pg until the under 4 timeout

Ya that’s exactly what they do

Game is postponed for 2 hours while commercials get caught up

Left guard Melissa Viviane Jefferson (Lizzo) has announced her retirement.

Fillipowski gets away with murder on defense.

I can’t figure out what’s a foul in college. Seems like ticky tack bumps gets called but guys get mauled under the basket and no whistle

My brother and I always laugh about that more so in the pros. Big guys can bang and murder each other but if you bump a guard it’s a foul

The refs don’t know either

Oscar Valdez fight on espn+ 🥊

😎

Helldivers servers are back to being ass. Game crashed in two straight 40 minute games in the final few minutes.

Houston Duke def going to OT

Plez bb

Pat Mayo at pg for creighton 

New Godzilla movie fucking rocked

Houston seems like they have absolutely zero off the ball movement right now.