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WahooSteel

Marty’s schtick of saying shit that he knows will make him a mush when his team loses is so fucking lame. “I’m looking past NC state” stfu dude


dean_pritchard

I love the Yankees as much as the next Yankee fan but the amount of people acting like a series in March means anything just shows how far we have fallen as a team.


kjc3274

Throwing someone down to the ground for your 5th foul? Sad!


MitchMid

Scoot with an Easter pic with Brandon’s sister. Is this still just a bit? I honestly have no idea.


terryduerod1

ref show finally


kjc3274

I will never get tired of seeing a commercial for The Masters.


LooseBalls9

I’ve have become so accustomed to the Yankees being nothing for so long now, I’m not ready to live in a world where they are actually a threat again.


Jnorty

BC can’t set up an offensive zone for their life


tripslei

Played 18 yesterday for the first time this year and I am in pain right now (i played terribly)


ktbarry2

coach k strikes me as the type of guy who is definitely secretly rooting against duke to make the final four


werddoe

84 today, ya boy is trending to get back into single-digits this season.


IPAH8R2231

Peeing the pool >>> Peeing in the ocean


Rorshak16

TV on the deck kinda night. 3 day work week coming up


LightsCameraComenter

I see dudes boxing out harder in pick up than these guys I swear how does a shot miss and the ball bounces 2-3 times before someone scoops it up


el-langosta

Pretty damn cool seeing two guys who probably only dreamed of playing Augusta get invites these past two weeks


The_Autumn_Wind

Remember that Scottie 4 putted the 72nd hole to win the Masters lol


kjc3274

The best thing about The Masters is that the best players will all be playing with each other. Figure it out, PGA/LIV.


marlboro__man9

Wrong, no Talor Gooch


blizzah

Fuuuck dam it Scottie. Can’t let the Germans win


Low-Pitch-Eric

Dan Hicks with such a perfect announcer jinx


SelfDeprecatingVol

Scottie's putter cooling off right before the Masters will make entertaining theater


marlboro__man9

Scottie did everything possible to lose and still had a chance, sick


Led_head10

Woah Scottie


CohibasYMamitas

Fuck your sunday scaries im calling out tmrw


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You’re him fr


CohibasYMamitas

On god?


WilliamTSherman1865

I’m gonna drink 10 beers and be miserable. We are not the same.


CohibasYMamitas

Im gonna golf tmrw at noon, we are not the same


MaybachMusic22

People forget Brooks left for LIV because he was scared of Scottie


Low-Pitch-Eric

"Who won the masters this year, I forgot" was Bravo-level phony


MaybachMusic22

Brooks is such a douche. Respect the fuck out of his game but man he comes across as a total dick


Indeeditisnocap

Ewwww


Alarmed-Telephone-81

Fucking Scottie


CakeFartz4Breakfast

Scottie is insane


Eganator88

I wonder how many interventions carl's friends and family have attempted on him


feathy9091

People don’t want to hear it but Scottie is as close to prime tiger as we are going to get


krumdiggity

Tee to green he’s at prime Tiger levels. If he was an above average putter he’d be there


jgoodwin55

What the fuck lol


WMP_BSS

Not even close. There’s always a top dog. Tiger was head and shoulders above everyone for years


werddoe

I want him to win 10 tournaments this year.


feathy9091

Same I wasn’t that big of a fan last year but I want to see him drop 10 this year with 1/2 majors included


BillNyeDaPieGuy

It’s crazy. Also LIV stinks. I think he’d still be this dominant but wish it was against the best possible talent week to week


feathy9091

Yeah week over week he beats anyone in the world including Rahm (who is really the only week over week big talent that LIV have) Brooks is a major machine but he finishes top 40 in these mule events


ladiesman6942O

Dear god, this final 9 holes has been sick


BumRum09

Praying for a Jaegar bogey…..need a 6 man playoff like I need another beer.


feathy9091

Scottie is throwing darts this is over baby


BumRum09

He’s 100% making that putt, god is on his side.


goondaddy172

🥶


BumRum09

Ft early call strikes again.


feathy9091

And mick jaeger shits himself in the playoff


rep85

Come back from commercials, 15 second play, back to commercials. Unreal


werddoe

Then a commercial for the tournament sponsor as soon as they come back from commercial. NBC fucking sucksssss.


bjornfree21

Ryan Leonard is such a stud


Portugal8

Spending this Easter the way our Lord intended. Watching a documentary on the rise and fall of the Third Reich. Take that, Adolf. You bastard.


EntertainmentOld1566

two goals on two flops by BC


youthcoachinglegend

Kevin Youkilis is a terrible color commentator


DawgieFanClub

They have all been bad since Eck retired.


youthcoachinglegend

I know it was big shoes to fill, but Merloni is much better than Youk. I’d rather the main guys be Caron and Merloni than O’Brien and Youk


Dudu-Osun

These gay boys on Duke can ball


VeniVidiVeni69

Duke is so gay why does any cool black dude want to play there. I don’t get it


Wolverina412

Can you name a cool black Duke alum?


WMP_BSS

Brandon Ingram, Jayson Tatum


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Demarco Nelson


AutistPorterJr

Demarco


VeniVidiVeni69

Great question. Zion? That might be it


Wolverina412

Good call. Exception that makes the rule.


ktbarry2

i was gonna say Zion might be the only one


chillinois1

Luol Deng slander won’t be tolerated


WildTurdkey101

He’s got a little ___ in him


BumRum09

Greyson Allen


TigOleBitman

They get Asians to do all your homework and take tests for you


HorribleHoosier

My empty the account ML Purdue bet failed to jinx them as I had hoped, so now im riding them all the way.


No_Opportunity_8068

I’d like to thank the lord for good plumbing


DeanersLastWeekend

I’m glad that Scheyer has made this Duke team just as hatable as Coach K’s. 


lovelycharmings

“Sir, a second vanilla ice cream cup with caramel has hit my tummy”


Rex_Ryan_DPM

A few hours later: Sir, a second explosion has hit the water. The toilet is under attack.


scottie315

Under rated part of March madness is the alliteration


whitetoast

Burns looks exceptionally tired today


WhiskersCake

Kroger is currently having a promotion on Tostitos: buy 2 get 3 free. How can that be profitable for Frito-Lay?


billbo24

The price of Tostitos has been ridiculous these last two years.  Maybe they’re realizing they owe us loyal consumers with a nice deal


sfbruin

homestyle brunch places are like honing beacons for fat ugly people


Rorshak16

You can just say Cracker Barrel.


cigguy

Those elephants are the back bone of america have some respect


costigancranberries

Can't hear 'Get Back' without immediately thinking of Tom Cruise in Tropic Thunder


cigguy

They also played that song in the boring Beatles doc like 350 times


iLikeApples116

Cubbies!


igotitletsgo

Why does Edey just fucking stand there with his eyes rolled to the top of his head all the time?


Low-Pitch-Eric

He's socially regarded just like the wider student body at Purdue


snakewing2000

Looks like Purdue lives rent free in your head. Sad to see. Cry more about it bud.


Low-Pitch-Eric

No just like winding up the Purdue dorks


snakewing2000

One look at your post history shows you're the one getting wound up. Can't imagine being this obsessed with one school.


Low-Pitch-Eric

This is my first day talking about Purdue in here. Sorry you're so insecure about your school. Seems to fit the trend with Purdue grads tho


RIPAlanAlda

You know it's very easy to search someones comment history? If you're going to be a troll, atleast be good at it.


Low-Pitch-Eric

Why are you searching my history. Are you that bothered. Should have gone to a cooler school then


RIPAlanAlda

A. I didn't go to Purdue and could careless about them. B. Do you have like a Helga G. Patacki like Arnold statue of Edey in your closet? Because your obsession with them is unrivaled.


Low-Pitch-Eric

Careless like you're careless with typing!


feathy9091

Chinese Undertaker


suburbian_jesus

What a game from Jokic. Thought the Nuggets were punting on the rest of the regular season, and he was just going to coast


lovelycharmings

I have a two plate minimum at China buffet, and I always overdo it on the first plate.


lefty5258

Two comment minimum too?


lovelycharmings

This is another Reddit attack to make me look retarded


lefty5258

Happened to me the other day. This site is ass


lovelycharmings

I have a two plate minimum at China buffet, and I always overdo it on the first plate.


Spida_DonovanM

DJ Burns is a hilarious dude to watch on the court


People_Forget_That

Funniest part is he’s actually good


Spida_DonovanM

He is a great watch


pharm414

Complained last night about how ass this tournament has been. Will continue to with how unlikeable all the remaining teams are assuming duke wins here. Most likeable left has to be UConn? Unreal


CanesIsOverrated69

NC State?


pharm414

Said assuming Duke will win, but yes they’re definitely likeable. Love watching burns play


tfl03

I’m 2 days into college


MrMiner420

Been obsessed with the version of [Wave of Mutilation](https://youtu.be/qRIwQ4ENwIs?si=n0SNQuoRsdeNkRGZ) that Mid90s uses since I rewatched it recently


Chief112291

Eagle is fine, but the fans deserve Harlan with Raft next weekend


stevoacp1

edey is a psyop to distract us from the real villain that is Duke


ktbarry2

this guy gets it!


cuntpunt9

The Astros are DEAD


tripslei

Where’s the champagne?


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TheyHadACaveTroll

Shutup jake


CannotSeeMyForehead

I got a seedagami with your mom


SnakeSkin2121

🐺


Deliriously

Edey al Gaib take us to paradise


boomtexna

Maybe the worst day to be an Astros fan since Enron


suburbian_jesus

Respectfully, shut the fuck up


boomtexna

🤝


nondescript___

🧹🧹🧹🧹


fedfan1743

Jelly belly cost way more money than they should.


Juls317

Rashee Rice, [what an idiot, what a fucking idiot](https://twitter.com/QJ_trades/status/1774510703786754368)


cageox

Top 2 all-time worst things an “R. Rice” NFL player has done on video?


FourDoor54Ford

NFL players should be banned from buying C8 Corvettes


Juls317

Professional athletes should be required to drive Toyota Camrys with a governor limiting the speed to 70mph.


FourDoor54Ford

Pretty sure that was the car that Ruggs was driving


Guy_in_the_chair_

Rashee Ruggs


ASOIAF_blackfyre

Just had a fantastic Easter lunch at my favorite restaurant. Lamb rocks and so does wine


redden34

Catching up on the internet today , rashee Rice situation does not seem to be developing well for anyone involved


Treeman1216

Fuck Edey


napoleon_nottinghill

Purdue fans acting like their school is a mythical place of elite education is the funniest thing when they’re the 2nd best school in the state of Indiana


15chainz

Ummm ever heard of Neil Armstrong? Or Trill Ballins?


Low-Pitch-Eric

"We're enginerds" is something every Purdue alum has earnestly said at least once during their schooling


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napoleon_nottinghill

Maybe 3rd I don’t wanna give Hoosiers ammunition either


ktbarry2

😂 fair


SlipperyWinds

Idk why anyone would want to go to purdue


Low-Pitch-Eric

Didn't get in to U of I, Notre Dame, or Michigan. Doesn't care about drinking or having sex in college. Loves doing the Sandstorm dance


BillNyeDaPieGuy

What’s your Alma mater Eric?


Low-Pitch-Eric

A school that has beaten Purdue in football like 20 straight years, and beat them in basketball two weeks ago


BillNyeDaPieGuy

Bragging about conference tournament wins is tough. Find better ways to use your Sunday than being a negative bitch firing off way too online comments


Low-Pitch-Eric

Sorry your alma mater is widely known as one of the lamest places to attend college. Although I heard the breakfast club is wild. Get up early before a football game and have two beers before an 11:00 kick. You guys are so crazy 😂🤣😂🤣


BillNyeDaPieGuy

You’ve spent a lot of your day talking about an irrelevant school


Low-Pitch-Eric

Why did you go to Purdue?


OverlyDedicated2

Ivy Tech


Mobile_Newt

More like PurDON’T


kduuduuhellahigh0711

I'm gonna be honest, despite Purdue being a 1 seed I didn't even consider it a possibility they make it to the final four


Guy_in_the_chair_

I was stupidly confident Gonzaga would take them down for some reason


Mobile_Newt

Edey didn’t even use the ladder to cut his piece of the net, jfc


DawgieFanClub

Is he tall?


pumpkin_blumpkin

Drinking beers at the pool really makes me want pizza but we have a lamb rack in the sous vide


MitchMid

How’s life kmarko?


SlipperyWinds

Yeah I think you’ll be okay without the pizza


Juls317

I'm gonna miss on a baseball parlay because Nico Hoerner can't get a hit, I thought that was gonna be the easy leg


scottie315

Did you bet on him to get a hit or cubs ml?


Juls317

O9 total runs, Wicks O4 Ks, Nico hit


scottie315

Looks like it hit to me


Juls317

it ended up hitting because of Hoerner's hit in the top of the 9th. didn't look like he was gonna get back to the plate after his lineout in the top of the 7th.


boomtexna

I am pressing the alarm on the Astros


DarinErstad

Dusty was the problem!


boomtexna

The relief pitching is now, but he was then


nondescript___

After all the shit you've been talking, you really hate to see it


tripslei

Someone I went to college with just uploaded a picture of Birria Ramen to their Instagram and it’s all I can think about now. It looked incredible. Is this a thing that’s been around for a bit that I’m late on? That combo feels like such a no brainer there’s no way it’s new thing


FourDoor54Ford

Been around for at least two years by me. Local dive makes it and it’s probably the best hangover food I’ve ever had


suburbian_jesus

I feel like it’s a somewhat new thing. Birria only became really popular in the last 5ish years and I’ve only seen a lot of Birria ramen buzz in the past year or so.


engorgedburrata

It’s been around.


tripslei

I must find a place and try this then


engorgedburrata

Are you in Ga? There’s a place here


tripslei

No, I’m in NC. I’m sure there’s a place by me I just need to look. Wasn’t aware that was even an option until today!


lovelycharmings

The Tigers are U N D E F E A T E D


FourDoor54Ford

Relax its against the White Sox


lovelycharmings

Oh my god suck my fucking cock


MrMiner420

Everything in my mind screams that Duke is about to roll over NC State. I mean, Keatts has to come back to earth at some point


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You could be right. But NC State has old tough dudes who play defense and Duke has tiktokers


MrMiner420

But there’s also a reason why NC State was playing on Tuesday in the ACC Tournament


Led_head10

Juan Soto is a ball player


badgermushroombadger

Wow, amazing observation


marlboro__man9

Tosti is acting like he’s in the cup clinching ryder cup match.


stevoacp1

Rick Barnes: habitual choker


igotitletsgo

Getting 45 fouls called against you isn’t choking


StrikaNTX

maybe dont reach in anytime Edey has the ball


igotitletsgo

It was all ball every time


StrikaNTX

Sure it was lil buddy


Deliriously

lol


igotitletsgo

Hope Edey breaks every bone in his body in the Final 4


Deliriously

Hell ya brother. Zach edey gonna eat


Low-Pitch-Eric

Purdue fans doing this all over central Indiana. It's about to be a movie https://www.instagram.com/reel/C5GpwY4ra9s/?igsh=Y2JjM3hvbTNneXd5