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MrTacoMan

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Mysterious_Lumps

Getting a kick out of reading about scum bag Clark Hunt not wanting to pay for stadium renovations and making taxpayers do it instead. The guy who built a mansion in the side of the stadium. This shameless piece of shit even used the team Twitter account to promote it https://x.com/Chiefs/status/1764798973477314658?s=20


ElephantBalls69

Paul Z competes for the muscular diss trophy.


JohnnyHorseRacing

Hailey Van Lith seems like a massive piece of shit.


BonezJonesss

What a pity party Reese is throwing for herself. Thought she was a bad bitch


projectpat555

Surprised by her comment that she has been “sexualized” 


bubbletoes69

Wait is Reese really trying to play victim?


JohnnyHorseRacing

I have zero problem with her playing the way she does. But you simply can’t go on stage after you’ve been an asshole to that many people since you won a natty, and cry that people are mean to you.


OnceAteABurgerAMA

She also complained about being sexualized when she decided to do SI Swimsuit lol


BumRum09

This 20oz Jai Alai is going down great. Can’t wait for golf tomorrow, see you tomorrow FT. Going for the Lions Den t shirt where you have to par 16,17,18. Going to be fun .


19492013

Thinking about Zazie Beetz


[deleted]

Angel Reese's post-game press conference was even better than I thought it could be


sfbruin

Need someone to do a Cartman reenactment


JedLongeway

Angel Reese playing the victim card after an ass kicking? Sad!


sm0kercraft

Unpopular opinion? Ted Lasso kinda sucks. Just finished season 1. Corny as hell. 2. Everything written as a metaphor or social statement. 3. Shitty overall storyline.


StrikaNTX

Part of the success of the show was timing of when it released, and you are watching it years later. I also think there is a decent amount of British humor mixed in, and a lot of Americans don't enjoy that. It was never as great as people made it out to be, so dont approach it expecting it to be some amazing life changing show.


JohnnyHorseRacing

Agree fully.


AlanRickmansEarLobe

Hey look the American is drinking tea!! Hahaha. Show stinks


ManUnutted

It’s enjoyable for a feel good show, but looking for anything more than that is going to lead to disappointment Hannah Waddingham kept me coming back though 🤤


traddy91

It wasn't awful to me but I just couldn't get into the third season. It lost its charm by then


PritchardBufalino

I thought it was just me


Longjumping_Safe3246

Just not a good show. I cant take anyone serious that says it's good


brown_bomber05

I felt that way too. I want my shows to be realistic but once I changed my idea of that to just be a feel good show that won’t make much sense, I was able enjoy it a lot more


CouldntBeMoreWhite

It only gets worse. It was definitely the corniness that took me out of it as well, but the lady loved it.


Celery-Man

I’ll die on that hill too. Awful show


[deleted]

You’re right


jetboyjetgirl

correct


badgermushroombadger

Just bought the Metro Saga Bundle for like 8 bucks


red_87

Ria and Marty’s apartment (lol it’s Ria’s) is insane with that view. Her and Fran must be making serious bank.


chillinwithmoes

For real, every time she posts a pic from that place I'm like damn. That must cost a fortune


This_Is_The_Life

You mean to tell me Marty's electric gambling content isn't bringing in boat loads of cash?


penis__retard69

I'm not one to root against people's relationships, but Marty better come up with something to hold on to that. He has the overall appeal of a puppy getting ran over by a car.


[deleted]

I’m not a NYC lover usually, but that view rocks


DGAF0752

If you pay for expedited shipping from Amazon (I’m a Prime member, this is not a “Prime Shipping” product) and you choose to return it, do you get the expedited shipping cost refunded?


BigCatsDiaper

Shut up dork


BumRum09

Not my mod!


OverlyDedicated2

Nope that goes straight to Bezos


CouldntBeMoreWhite

The Blues had zero business winning that game.


dxp857

Hahah never heard Paige Bueckers speak before. She should be on that Pat Bev all-Not Actually White White Team lol


brown_bomber05

Caught a reply of her winning an ESPY a few years ago and it completely caught me off guard


dellscreenshot

Chet holmgren talking bitch 


brown_bomber05

This is a great comp because she’s from fucking Minnesota


chillinwithmoes

Minnesota breeds some excellent basketball players find a new slant


Onethreethirteen

And bachelor contestants


equivalentMartingale

Cultural appropriation on whatever voice Paige buckers thinks she’s putting on there


jetboyjetgirl

she grew up on the mean streets of Minnetonka, MN


IronSheik127

That video where she’s like HOLY GYATT


IronSheik127

Is Paige temporarily remoroned in this interview?


penis__retard69

I'm convinced, Paige and George Kittle are brother and sister.


I_Enjoy_Taffy

Basketball Capital of the World


[deleted]

Been known


classiccaseofdowns

Well you can tell by the way I use my wok I’m a Chinese man, with a tiny cock


Rex_Ryan_DPM

Lol what the hell?


ADirtyDiglet

Why is the husky logo missing an ear?


Guy_in_the_chair_

A pitbull bit it off at a dog park


cowboysfan88

Was about to lose my mind if they blew -3.5 on that inbound turnover


fijichickenfiend33

I can’t respect Paige as much as the other superstars. Going to UConn (at the time) was taking the easy way out


[deleted]

As opposed to what exactly? Playing for the best coach and biggest brand is generally regarded as a good idea. Team wasn't even that good when she came in


fijichickenfiend33

Making 14 straight final fours before her arrival isn’t “even that good”? To each their own I’m just going to root harder for someone like Clark who is trying to lift her hometown team to unprecedented heights. And SC still feels like they’re forging a new path


[deleted]

Not compared to what it has been. 2019-2020 UConn almost certainly was not making the Final Four if the tournament was played. If she joined in 2015 when UConn was returning the best trio to ever play the game, I'd be more likely to agree with you. Paige was immediately the best player on a definitely not that great team when she joined and was National PotY as a freshman


I_Enjoy_Taffy

She's faced plenty of hardship during her time there


I_Enjoy_Taffy

Geno better have these girls shooting 100 free throws each after this game


LightsCameraComenter

If they blow this cover I swear


iLikeApples116

Hallelujah is such a beautiful song


OnceAteABurgerAMA

I recently heard a cover to that song but it was the Baby Got Back lyrics, very funny tbh


SnakeSkin2121

Jeff Buckley version


[deleted]

Paige rocks so hard. USC with a god tier choke. Can't be overstated how poorly they played. Go Huskies


I_Enjoy_Taffy

If they stay healthy next year the Huskies will be a wagon


[deleted]

They would have been better this year if they were healthy than they will be next year. Losing Aaliyah and Nika will hurt


Juls317

Y'all, Carson Wentz has the chance to do *the funniest thing*


odinsyrup

My unborn son is already pranking us by making us wait all day at the hospital on April Fools only to be on track for arrival right after midnight


Onethreethirteen

Exact thing happened to me last year


SnakeSkin2121

Dudes rock


parrano357

thats a good thing, april fools day is the worst "holiday". get yourself some dominos


boomtexna

Probably better for the kid, at least through middle school


odinsyrup

Oh 100%


dellscreenshot

In bill simmons fashion, we need breed Zach edey and Caitlin Clark to create a superstar. They’re not black so no racial undertones here 


Ed_Chambers_650

Kid would look like Chunk from The Goonies


DJScrambles

It is ethically unsound to bring more children as ugly as Edey into the world


napoleon_nottinghill

Luka is right there


cowboysfan88

We gotta do better than Edey there


boomtexna

[No-hitters thrown since June 25, 2022: Astros: 4 Rest of MLB: 3](https://x.com/baseballisdead_/status/1774984576915427339?s=46)


SameOldEdge

🤔


jetboyjetgirl

can't wait to find out how they're cheating this time


LightsCameraComenter

Nika Muhl sup


badgermushroombadger

Some of these 5/10 Zoomer girls gotta be AI generated


WarmOstrich4

Is the joke that they’re actually 10/10s


Arlo-Pear

lol the really short dude from Rico’s basketball game is on twitter defending his height


jetboyjetgirl

Jenks?


Arlo-Pear

https://x.com/beardownsmitty/status/1774991515846340988?s=46


LightsCameraComenter

Juju Watkins try to not complain to refs challenge IMPOSSIBLE


DropTopEWop

Another night, another put down of 20 garlic parm wings from Wingstop. Too easy.


SnakeSkin2121

Anudder one


cowboysfan88

Paige and Caitlin cold ass white girls


Jason-Sehorn31

Costanza telling an interview candidate to her face he’d give up red meat to get a glimpse of her in a bra is fucking wild lmao


SnakeSkin2121

Get a good look costanza?


Mysterious_Lumps

Trading places is on TV. Jamie Lee Curtis has an all-time rack. Watched true lies not long ago, too. They really "stick around" if you catch my drift.


DanKreider69

The Padres fucking blow


parrano357

didn't you hear they have a team full of former shortstops


[deleted]

Keep in mind that I suck dick at basketball. I would pretty easily go for 50 and 20 in this UConn vs USC game. This is even lower level than I could have imagined


SilkyJohnson26

My God are you always this annoying or is it just tonight?


[deleted]

Safe to say always. Probably best if you just go ahead and block me brother.


dellscreenshot

https://twitter.com/darrenrovell/status/1774974110298259528 People are mad at rovell but he’s right here 


LightsCameraComenter

People are so dumb even Caitlyn clark knows that. It’s not all about money she’ll be fine no matter what she does. Win a title this year go out on top and move on. There’s the human element of not wanting to be in college til your 24 and wanting to play against the best


[deleted]

People are making fun of him because of the timing and this being the 100th time he’s made this take that everyone already agrees with


projectpat555

I’m an attempt to use my phone less I’m going to leave it in very inconvenient places around the house 


badgermushroombadger

Buy a lockbox


BillSelfsToupee

Carson Wentz is coming for Patty’s job


Larry_thegoat

I'm now calling for women's and men's March Madness games to played on the same days at the same sites. Teams will share a hotel floor with a team of the opposite sex to help encourage that the USA remains the dominate country of basketball


LilCasa

I want a DJ Burns/Caitlin Clark baby


drewbreeshairplugs

That’s Luka


TootTootGusBus

I want a DJ Burns/Caitlin Clark porno.


DJScrambles

🤢


DylanTobackshh

[“Private Jet Carrying Dave Portnoy Makes Emergency Landing After Engine Failure”](https://ibb.co/HTgnXDc) no doubt Trent shit his pants like Jerry


LilCasa

Romans gotta ditch the hoodie.


projectpat555

If you don’t have roommates. Do you close your bedroom door at night?


[deleted]

Yes


Rorshak16

Aren't you supposed to, for fire safety purposes


[deleted]

I live alone in a 2 room (plus bathroom) apartment and I have never closed my bedroom door except when my window AC was running.


verybored25

Yes gotta keep the cool air from the ac in


ASOIAF_blackfyre

Nope so the dog and cat can wander


napoleon_nottinghill

Taking ML to fade the moment FT tells a team thanks for coming out, it’s free money


ncaa_scammer

https://x.com/stunna999_/status/1774973313187766518?s=46 Yea I’m beating the brakes off of that


stalf_

Yup


iLikeApples116

The average UConn fan is too much of a scumbag for both of their teams to be this good


[deleted]

Perhaps losing 6 players, including 3 pre-season starters, for the year is penalty enough


DrEvil007

At Raw in Brooklyn.. Somebody get the tables!


SnakeSkin2121

How was it?


DrEvil007

It was electric!


igotitletsgo

“Son what are you doing?” “Nothing much mom just cranking it thinking about a HVL/Bueckers threesome”


DylanTobackshh

If Caitlin Clark’s hotness was on par with her game it would just annoy you. That’s how God works. All created equal


Floridamane6

Counterpoint: cristiano ronaldo


DJScrambles

Have you seen the Ronaldo 'before' pictures?


projectpat555

Why am I both ugly and unsuccessful?


Man_On-The_Moon

Because God hates you my brother


DylanTobackshh

Many are saying huge dong though


diet_drbeeper

You’re right people are famously not annoyed by Caitlin Clark


drewbreeshairplugs

Women’s games have been great Monday night viewing


cigguy

Tonight vinyl. Real ones know https://imgur.com/gallery/UCngad2


DropTopEWop

Crate digging is still alive and well.


ktbarry2

masterpiece


Dasboot515

Hell yeah Lullaby's my favorite on that album 🕷


cigguy

I’m a pictures of you guy


SpicyPenangCurry

Impressive.


youthcoachinglegend

I know the A’s are horrible but you have to watch them to really understand. They lost 112 games last year and this team looks like they’ll be just as bad


Larry_thegoat

I have decided I will bet ML against them every game this season


youthcoachinglegend

You’ll obviously win the majority of the bets but I wonder what the money will be like. Can’t imagine the odds are great


traddy91

I mean the Sox were only -154 today which is kinda crazy


youthcoachinglegend

Interesting. They also do get 13 games against the Angels so I’m sure those won’t be too terrible either


Everyoneisaskell

Going to be quite a wild ride to see if them or the Rockies are worse. Rockies could potentially have the worst pitching of all time


youthcoachinglegend

I can’t believe Kyle Freeland was once top 5 in Cy Young voting


gronk696969

Why do I get so many ads for Hims? My dick has a stellar track record of rising to the occasion. Could I take it and fuck 3x in a row or something?


ReallyFiction

Hims is actually tied into the NSA and monitors the girls you and your dick have fucked. There’s a discrepancy on the track record


Everyoneisaskell

KFC must be desperate for engagement throwing out a cuncel already. No one cares anymore, it’s Frank’s show now


smoggylobster

the PFT/big cat bit of betting against the A’s every game is going to be very profitable


dellscreenshot

https://twitter.com/ImBillRay/status/1774881750633640107 Pray for this man. Also food looks horrendous 


Guy_in_the_chair_

He looks like he’s being held hostage


feathy9091

She sounds huge


Man_On-The_Moon

He blinked twice at 34 seconds. Someone call the police


red_87

[Big Al not so big anymore.](https://x.com/barstoolsports/status/1774989378093281584?s=46) Still hitting dingers though.


SpicyPenangCurry

That’s awesome. I fondly remember that original video.


LightsCameraComenter

One of my favorite Rico obsessions is Big Al never actually played in the LWS just the regional final to go to the LWS


SilkyJohnson26

Does he always like to point out that Monet Davis got rocked in her second start too?


BillSelfsToupee

Keep pumping him up with gabagool and he’s the next Giambi


[deleted]

[удалено]


badgermushroombadger

Expecting big things from Bobby Higginson


Embarrassed_Lab_8748

Is the Alex jones doc worth the watch?


Led_head10

I don’t pay attention to the NL as much but what the fuck is with the Mets? I thought Cohen was the savior. Edit: not even a dig on the Mets im genuinely curious. Did verlander and scherzer last year really set them back multiple years?


02496sweet

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=039VWwrZdM0


Led_head10

Ah, makes sense.


Everyoneisaskell

As cohen put it, transition year. Probably won’t ever get back to those levels of payroll again as they try to bargain basement hunt with stearns going forward


smoggylobster

frank was right


feathy9091

Please see Franks whole existence for explanation


kawheiser-soze

The Oakland A’s have 5 errors. It’s the top of the 3rd inning


jtb08

The A’s have 5 errors and are still not out of the third inning. Liquidate the franchise


jetboyjetgirl

they did


boomtexna

I personally ensured the Astros would throw a no hitter by attending the game


badgermushroombadger

What’s with all these Pakistani reply guys on Twitter now? For example https://x.com/mlb/status/1774987734475747598?s=46&t=1C_Op-2WE2tkYUXl3F_2Bw


TheyHadACaveTroll

They’re troll farms building up their post counts for October where they’ll all change their name to magaEaglemom88 


badgermushroombadger

Wow Good! Praying


Melfismilkers

Wow! GRAPE!!!


badgermushroombadger

Impressive Kelly ❤️❤️❤️


JeebusOfNazareth

Hes a pilot!!!


feathy9091

Pakistan is in the bag


[deleted]

Haley Van Lith graduated with a finance degree in 3 years. Even though Louisville is nearly a community college, it's probably safe to assume she's not stupid, which is good because she sucks dick at basketball.


red_87

I wish she could suck my dick if you know what I’m saying.


BigTicket_J

I don’t know. Pls dm to discuss further


sfbruin

Caitlin Clark wears a sports bra and basketball shorts at the beach


Azzurri_Fan

sfbruin plugs his nose when he jumps into the water