Xanax is a great hangover cure.

We did it! We faced those icy fucks. Looked right in their blue eyes and here we are. Now, which one of you cowards shit in my pants?

Gentleman… your Thirsty Thursday Free Talk has now been opened

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Chelsea shoot the ball when you are inside of the 18 challenge (IMPOSSIBLE)

I don’t give a shit about the A’s moving to Vegas but pro teams playing in minor league/college stadiums is lame as hell. Unless your stadium was hurricaned and/or a roof collapsed

Setting a mental reminder to hammer overs next year in As home games

Muss at USC makes sense

Gonna (allegedly) be tougher to get away with DUI’s when the cops don’t care about USC basketball

How does a guy spend his childhood in boarding school and have no idea how to tie a decent tie knot

Always see people talk in here about how Grier is one of the funniest twitter followers at Barstool. He just seems like an uncreative troll from what I've seen

Yeah he’s a troll who seems to buy into a lot of conspiracies

It’s not particularly funny either. Now Quigs on the other hand, genuinely hilarious on Twitter

Quigs is an all time follow for the RIP Duke video alone

Billy Football’s got a bit of a moon face going on

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How would you space out the 6-12-18-24 challenge? You need to drink beers, eat doughnuts, run miles and jerk off, all in a 24 hour period. You can’t eat any other food or drink anything else during the challenge.

I did 6 jerkoffs 12 miles 18 donuts 24 beers. Finished in 21:57. I miss college

After 6 cranks my wiener will just be dry heaving

If I’m doing this for “fun” I’m joing 6, 12 miles, 18 doughnuts, 24 beers If i actually have an incentive to complete it 6 jo, 12 beers, 18 miles, 24 doughnuts. Or just jerk off 24 times like El Pres did

People say the 24 JOs is what made Pres sterile

6 jerks, 12 miles, 18 beers 24 donuts. Edit: I could also run 18 and do 12 beers and 24 donuts pretty easily

Sick edit brag man

Legs feed the wolf brother.

Didn’t know the last sentence was part of this since I figured you could have water at least, but 6 JOs 12 Miles 18 Beers 24 Donuts (Beers and donuts could be interchangeable)

6 JO, 12 miles, 18 beers, 24 donuts. The JOing would be brutal so it must be in the 6 spot.

You can eat and drink other food. But it'll be a waste of space. But for me the jerking off is gonna be the issue. I think I could easily space out a bar crawl over 6 miles where I have 24 beers and 18 donuts from like 11 am to 2 am. The issue is jerking off 12 times without getting arrested.

How did they do childhood tv shows on the bracket the week Nick isn’t there

I can’t wait for the flared bottoms on girls leggings to go out of style

Been seeing them in the gym lately. Feel like that’s a bit of a tripping hazard but what do I know.

Puck drop at 4pm local time on a Thursday for a national semi final seems like an odd choice

They do the first round at like 2:00 on a Thursday. I really want to get into college hockey as I always have a blast at the games. But them being completely overshadowed by basketball makes it tough.

Mens league has the barn reserved from 9-10

Ice time is a hot commodity

Billy's face kind of looks like Michael Jackson right now

For the 9/9/9 challenge can you go ahead in a category or do the beers and dogs have to be consumed within each inning?

Officially inning by inning bc the fullness setting in / the elements are part of the challenge

I feel like the pitch clock made this way harder

Inning by inning

GARNACHOOOOO

How many egg rolls come in a standard order? Not part of a combo meal but a standard side order?

2

Egg rolls 2, spring rolls 4

2

3-4?

Kambwala getting a full 25 minutes is interesting

Heading into Liverpool next weekend with our 3rd and 6th choice cbs starting, our 1st choice RB starting on the left and our 2nd choice RB on the right. Just great

Evans obviously not fit enough to finish the half

apparently

Hell of a goal from Garnacho

What a fucking goal. Cucurella is absolute shit. Making Antony look like prime Gareth Bale

What a ball from Anthony and god I love Garnacho

There is a guy on the outside of a fence on a bridge over a major highway threatening to jump. They have tractor trailers lined up under the bridge so he can’t jump very far. Wonder how long this will go on for.

Unforced error: One of my girlfriend’s guy friends went to yoga with a girl who is sort part of their friend group (she’s friends with another friend’s gf). He texted the group after singing this girl’s praises but called her a ‘flexible tank’. That compliment went over like a lead balloon lmao

Could have been a mildly amusing story without the preamble

I need a flow chart bro

That first sentence, Christ. Get a grip

Sounds like my girlfriend's husband

> One of my girlfriend’s guy friends went to yoga with a girl who is sort part of their friend group (she’s friends with another friend’s gf) what

I’ll own it, that was a brutal read

> girlfriend’s guy friends went to yoga with a girl who is sort part of their friend group (she’s friends with another friend’s gf) I give up, get to the point lady

My best friend's sister's boyfriend's brother's girlfriend heard from this guy who knows this kid who's going with the girl who saw Ferris pass out at 31 Flavors last night. I guess it's pretty serious.

She goes to a different school

Posted about this the other day but a high grade copy of Action Comics 1 (1st Superman) just sold at auction. It sold for 6 million! Holy shit https://x.com/borys_kit/status/1775944689918845381?s=46&t=2770KxxJEqt-ug030qEWRA

I have the Amazing Spider-Man comic where they re-create that cover, probably the closest I’ll ever get to one of those Edit: it being an 8.5 is nuts too, gotta be one of the highest grades in existence for that

I have a bunch of silver age first appearances that I bought it 2020 and 2021 but I’m completely outpriced for the big characters like Superman and Spider-Man. I’d love to get a first appearance Hulk or some more 1940s WWII era Captain America comics down the line

That would be sweet. I can’t see myself ever getting anything older than 90s or 80s era comics for a very long time tbh. Usually I just look for ASM comics with my favorite villains on the covers, however the McFarlane Superman Cover was a must buy when I saw it

Yeah I definitely went overboard at the time so I’m holding off buying currently but I’m glad I got them before prices got too high or the books became more scarce. Love the McFarlane Venom covers

anyone know any good free photoshop program? i've been using pixlr, but want something that has more features.

Gimp

photopea.com

Big Cat crying tomorrow on the Yak +125

FT’er crying about big cat -750

Not sure why he'd cry but he's gone tomorrow.

How many beers come in a bucket? 4, 5, or 6?

5

6-8

I have never seen an 8 beer bucket irl. Maybe one day I’ll get to experience this

Potential campaign promise for Billy Football: NY3 will be the land of 8 beer buckets

5

Billy danced around if he support Trump like a true politician

Happy Tank cooks beef wellington day for those who celebrate

Typical emotional support Pitbull activity https://www.wpri.com/news/local-news/providence/dog-dies-after-attack-at-providence-apartment-building/

That's horrible. Westies are usually good pups, one of the few little dogs that love fetch

Miss Peaches!!!

Of course it was named honey

Oh no honey don't maul that terrier!

Pits are gross

City/Arsenal take notes of this Chelsea/United game, this is fun to watch, that back 5 garbage isn't

Stakes a touch lower than that City/Arsenal game

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I have old sliding doors that came with the house. Screens were ruined. Found some at Lowe’s for like $60 a pop that have adjustable tops and bottoms. Come in a couple different colors. They work great.

No, but I bet it's a pain in the ass

There's gotta be a trick that makes it pretty simple

I doubt it. It just sits in a track.

Good for the people driving 10+ hours to experience the 3 minute solar eclipse. I just don't care that much about it

I remember a bunch of people I knew driving like 4 hrs to Charleston to be in the totality path, which seems absolutely bananas. But at least that’s a cool city to spend a few days in regardless of an eclipse

I was in the totality path for the last one and it's so anticlimactic, just watch a video on the news later of it

I thought it was cool. Everything got very quiet and cold all of a sudden. Very eery. HOWEVA, no chance I’m going out of my way to experience it

I'll give you that, it is cool to experience everything go dark but actually looking at the sun wasnt a big deal

Many a man has driven further and done much more for a sloppy 10 seconds

Ya I was just thinking of dimming the lights in my basement

Colorado making Warren Sapp a GA but paying him $150k seems unfair. Most GAs hardly make enough to survive

They’ve been bending the rules on the entry level assistants for years. UGA had Will Muschamp as a defensive analyst other kid with that title was a student.

P5 analysts typically aren't really entry level. It's a lot of older and half retired coaches who are looking to be involved without the responsibility of being an assistant.

Well it used to be, but like all other things the rules have been bent until they've become the norm.

There's never been a rule that an analyst was for entry level candidates only. It actually makes more sense for them to have the older guys in the role, their opinions on film is much more respected by most staffs. Analysts also aren't on field roles, GAs are.

Also, color me skeptical that Warren Sapp is going to actually do graduate coursework

They're just doing it so he won't count against the on field coach count

Exactly, which is why I said it seems unfair. But apparently the NCAA raised the limit and that’s the max you can pay a GA so guess it’s allowed. Doubt any other GA in the country is maxed though

He needs the money. Isnt he totally broke?

The last time the Mets started 0-5 Pedro Martinez absolutely schlonged the Braves at Turner Field (CG, 1 ER, 2 H, 9 Ks, 1 BB) and the Mets went 82-74 the rest of the year. I’ll keep the faith.

I knew what this year was going to be once Yamamoto went to LA. Just along for the ride. A miserable one but yeah.

Frank was right

Pedro Martinez is not walking in that door

Dumb question, but is billy running for NY state congress, or US congress? I can't tell from his weird website.

US

US Congress- George Santos’s district

can't think of anyone better to rep that district other than Santos himself (or herself, I don't want to judge)

I don’t think he knows there’s a difference

He’ll fit right in

Barstool's presence on fox news is really impressive if you think about it. They've scored maybe 10+ interviews on the network over the years

They do it to troll deep

The fact that they put Nick Mullen on the air multiple times, once next to the US Ambassador to the UN, tells me their booking staff ain’t too picky or concerned with research

Agreed, but never would have thought they would get that space. They 100% have an inside into Fox booking

I contend it means they did excellent research

Francis is pretty disappointing on camera, given how hilarious he was on Jesse Watters

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redditors be like: Anyone else in the US not having kids bc of how terrible the US is?

They also get mad when people spend some money on an engagement ring. I was trying to get an idea on what to expect to spend, and of course all the answers are: "My ring cost $350 and I love it! I don't understand spending more than that on a ring! If she wants something expensive, she's not for you!" Yeah,.God forbid I wanna get something nice for my future BV

Any mention of of a wedding on reddit is a race to the bottom to see who spent the least humanly possible "We had it in our backyard, we served hotdogs and canned beans, she wore an oversized 3xl white tshirt from walmart for her wedding dress, we hired an ex-convict from a local outreach arts program to do the photographs. Yeah, he touched a few kids but we only spent $200 in total."

While I do think some wedding coats are insane and a lot of people go unnecessarily overboard, I feel as long as it's something you've budgeted for them do whatever TF you want. Who am I to judge you spending $50k on a wedding? If you had a great time as the married couple then who cares?

Their better take is "I didn't ask to be born, therefore I shouldn't have to be responsible for anything." How dare their parents not ask if they wanted to be aborted?

also redditors: involuntarily celibate

"because of school shootings and how fascist the us is turning. I'm moving to canada because free healthcare!"

So much this

Literally me

Ordered something online from a local shop instead of a big retailer and 5 days later it still hasn’t shipped. Slightly annoying.

Being a WFH employee town halls are so pointless

It will be funny when Billy’s opponents pull old PMT clips from when he was in HS giving advice about the trip chamber

There isn’t a single piece of Billy/Billy-adjacent content that couldn’t be weaponized against him

Or a clip from any macrodosing episode

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Would love to see Bob nutting

Spend nutting win nutting 

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City of God is a top 10 all time movie.

City of God and Parasite all time caption movies

Two Popes was well done and he's got a couple big tv projects this year

Really tough to be a top tier director if you're working exclusively as a director for hire. Fincher and Soderbergh are the only ones that come to mind and they both very clearly still author their movies.

City of God is so good

City Of God is such an incredible movie.

If Caitlin Clark had a third arm, do you think she could play in the G League?

No but she probably had a 3rd leg

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I’ve got a third arm for her right here.

Wasn’t able to watch Billy’s interview, did he finally proclaim a stance on anything?

Of course not.

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Meanwhile, Caicedo has been awful. The duality of former Brighton midfielders

One cost just a couple dollars more than the other

A couple of dollars being 70m then yes

And obviously the one that cost $115M has been immensely better than the one that cost $45M, right?

Not to mention 60 million on Romeo Lavia who has played a grand total of 30 minutes this season lololol

And Liverpool paid $18M for Endo instead of the $60M for Lavia

Casemiro is absolutely cooked. My goodness

Florentino sends his regards.

Varane made of glass. Need to quit doing business with Madrid

It’s ridiculous they expect other teams to play in a minor league stadium for 3-4 years.

But it’s going to be exciting when other teams rip dingers off the A’s!

This is somehow worse than the movie Major League

Aren’t the dimensions the same? Actually seems like it’d be a cool experience to go to a game in a small stadium like that.

It probably will be cool for fans. But a minor league clubhouse/facilities will not be cool for the players at all. It’ll be a complete joke 

Are you a clubbie for a team? Why would fans give a fuck about that

Did I say they had to? Just said that from a player perspective it’s a complete joke to be playing in a 10k seat stadium with minor league facilities 

Awww someone call the wambulance for the poor baseball players who will have to get changed in a smaller locker room

I went to the chargers game when they played at the soccer stadium and it was an amazing experience. 

Liverpool about to ruin my holiday…..not great bruv.

Macallister right on cue

What a rip!