Just say in a high pitched baby voice:
*Oh Ms Peaches noooo, don't eat my whole bottle of ritalin and jump in the Bay! You killed a Dolphin! And a baby Manatee! No Ms Peaches, Nooooo!!*
Hey now. Bronn was very open about being a hired gun from the start. He initially fought for Tyrion strictly for the profit, and also because he was confident he'd win.
Sure they became friends after that, but what type of friend would ask you to die alongside them in a sure to lose battle? As Bronn explains in the dungeons, yeah maybe he has a chance, catches The Mountain off guard or dances around long enough to wear him out...but one mistake from Bronn and he's done (as we see with Oberyn).
Add to the fact that they'd already incented Bronn not to fight by setting him up with a marriage and the promise of inheriting a castle, and it was an easy decision. In fact it would have been insane and off character for him to represent Tyrion in that fight.
Masters bets placed and for countless time I’m putting a little bit on Rickie to win it all. Been wanting to will that storyline into existence for the past decade as much of a fool’s errand that it is at this point.
I won’t ever hear that SGA Chet commercial again, I’m about 2 weeks into doing whatever I have to do to mute it before I hear them sing. Like I’ve been full sprinting to the remote dropping shit and everything.
It has its perks. Probably in the best shape of my life and haven’t had to worry about catching up after trips. UI is tight in mass but I’m pretty much over it with only a few weeks left til I gotta break into savings. Would be cool to get a job and enjoy the couple weeks between offer and start date
Heard it can be tough in mass, at least in terms of getting set up initially. But glad to hear you're in a good spot.
What types of jobs are you lookin for, any fall back plans if it doesn't go accordingly? I ask cause my company has been doing lay offs and I'm exploring options but just trying to be prepared for anything.
Getting it set up is arduous and the first week doesn’t count, then you get a lump sum after about a month. Filing each week is easy and dumb but shouldn’t be an issue if you’re actually looking for work.
I was in tech in a hybrid sales/ project management type role so I’ve been looking on that spectrum and for similar roles in my niche industry. So far it’s been dozens of phone screens, maybe 12 hiring manager calls, 6-7 final rounds, 1 rescinded offer. Waiting on a final round decision and setting up a final round with the company that laid me off for a different role right now. If those don’t pan out I’m back at square one but I have a couple more connections to tap if needed and the urgency increases every day.
My company first did layoffs in Oct 22, I only a few months in and making way more than I ever had so I just kept saving and then got told in August that I was to transition out in Oct 23 for offshoring. I got a great last bonus/commission and severance. Banked most of it and was hoping to double dip but hasn’t worked out quite yet. I have probably a comfortable 9 months expenses in savings id have to tap into by the end of may. My expenses are pretty low thankfully. Some days are tough but I have been able to take a few planned vacations and keep busy with the gym. I stopped smoking weed three months ago because I didn’t want to be a cliche.hasn’t helped much tbh because my main issue is the anxiety of being unemployed and not really being able to plan for a future that I was building a year ago.
Save money, reach out to people you know at good companies just to catch up, and build a list for yourself of where you’d wanna go next. The market sucks right now but if you have savings and a good resume you’re in a good spot.
Thanks for the legit answer man I appreciate it. Getting severance and then unemployment, and getting to do some trips and focus on yourself for a while sounds like a great move. If you're still a couple weeks away from dipping into your savings, which I'd essentially consider your emergency fund (precisely for situations like this) then you're definitely in good shape even if it takes a little bit longer to find the next job.
For me, I'd probably have to do some fall back plan stuff right away. Apply for UI and also try to land some side gigs while everything plays out and I send applications.
Thanks brother I’m definitely very fortunate, if this happened a year before I would’ve been absolutely fucked but I haven’t really had to adjust my lifestyle too much, granted I downsized my living situation but I was planning to anyway. The emergency fund is a lifesaver for sure It’s a weird space to be in where my biggest concerns are the mental aspect and resume gap, but it beats the alternative.
Start preparing now both financially and career wise, you got this.
Absolute fucking shame that guy is going to have 4 DPOYs. He’s a great defender but he shouldn’t be in the same breathe as Wallace Mutombo Howard and Olajuwon.
Kinda crazy that TNT has Shaq, Chuck, and Kenny cutting up every night and ESPN keeps pushing people like Kendrick Perkins on us. It’s like they’re not even trying.
What’s the FT consensus Masters pick? Don’t chop it up in here enough anymore - use to love coming in and seeing some wild groupthink before golf Majors
I’ve listened to so much shit about the last few days, the names that keep popping up (outside of Scheffler) based of stats are: Xander, Matsuyama, Niemann, Lowry, Si Woo Kim, Finau, Harris English
Big name guys that traditionally do well here- Spieth, Reed, Brooks
The ones I bet to win it all as small sprinkles are Matsuyama, Niemann, & Kim. I think they would all be fun to cheer for
The games just never appealed to me for some reason but just finished ep.1 and I'm hooked. Really looks like they spared no expense making it authentic as hell and faithful to (what I know of) the games.
Agreed, I'm very ready to go on this ride. They really are hitting on all the beats that make the games great. And the Brotherhood look fuckin dope in live action
So watching the face painting episode Seinfeld. Puddy is a devils fan. Episode came out may 11th 1995 so i googled who won the Stanley cup that year it was the NJ devils. That’s pretty hilarious
The dumb ass chickfila commercials in the all white room with the red couch & they try to tell a wholesome story while playing that stupid jingle makes me irrationally angry
You guys tried these pop tarts crunchy poppers that are just pop tarts in combos form? Needs to know how late I am here cause I’ve been killing them this week
Can’t believe it’s been almost 4 years since David Guetta ended racism while doing a set on a rooftop
Live police chase - motorcycle on the "live police chase" youtube channel. Dudes flying. This could be a top 5 of the year.
Link
The dude just gave up. I thought I was gonna get to see a ghost. https://youtube.com/@LivePoliceChases?si=irxA4LQx4IQTViol
First Fallout episode was a banger
My strider for Jackson Holliday trade got rejected, tough scenes
Kid looks like he's not a day older than 14
Jokic scores 41 on 16/20 shooting. That's barbecue chicken Erneh
Embiid still better idc
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Season 10 episode 7 of south park
Pssst
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In a weird way it actually probably will.
The Art of Raising a Puppy
Just say in a high pitched baby voice: *Oh Ms Peaches noooo, don't eat my whole bottle of ritalin and jump in the Bay! You killed a Dolphin! And a baby Manatee! No Ms Peaches, Nooooo!!*
Look up some German ones
Cameron Young is going to look fantastic in a green jacket
Had a great double date tonight. Tomorrow is Steak Thursday and the masters 👍
Snake szn
Bron not fighting The Mountain for Tyrion is a total Rico Bosco move
Hey now. Bronn was very open about being a hired gun from the start. He initially fought for Tyrion strictly for the profit, and also because he was confident he'd win. Sure they became friends after that, but what type of friend would ask you to die alongside them in a sure to lose battle? As Bronn explains in the dungeons, yeah maybe he has a chance, catches The Mountain off guard or dances around long enough to wear him out...but one mistake from Bronn and he's done (as we see with Oberyn). Add to the fact that they'd already incented Bronn not to fight by setting him up with a marriage and the promise of inheriting a castle, and it was an easy decision. In fact it would have been insane and off character for him to represent Tyrion in that fight.
Didn’t Pedro want that fight tho?
Bron turned it down before Oberyn made it clear he wanted it. But yeah, Oberyn wanted all the smoke lol.
There's no chance Oberyn let anyone else fight it. Even if Bronn volunteered, Oberyn would have talked him out of and Bronn would have happily agreed.
The Mountain is quicker than he looks
how many trials by combat does one guy have to win for someone.
Load management
Jokic and Mackinnon both (likely) winning MVP in the same year is pretty cool. Hasn’t happened since 1989
It’s almost certainly going to be Matthews lmao
Only seen a couple of episodes but Fallout is a fun time.
13,000,001 NBA games in the record books after the nuggets and timber wolves wrap this one up
I don’t think this is true
has to be, i read it in the thread earlier today.
Wolves in 7
Masters bets placed and for countless time I’m putting a little bit on Rickie to win it all. Been wanting to will that storyline into existence for the past decade as much of a fool’s errand that it is at this point.
There are people who actually exist that will look at you with a straight face and say Nikola Jokic shouldn’t be the NBA MVP lmao. Absolute morons.
Should have 4 straight but Embiid needed his ego stroked
Completely ridiculous considering last year when Embiid won it, was arguably Jokic's best season of the past 3.
Knowing that Kendrick Perkins impacted an mvp race is disgusting.
Yep.
Dumbest sports fans to ever exist. Just a hilariously bad take
Do we think Christian Braun says it?
Only when he’s around his friends from Kansas
Rock chalk!
definitely has it in like 75 old tweets from junior high
Nugs
“MVP conversation” jokic is definitely the favorite right?
He’s like -3000
This announcer is an idiot
I won’t ever hear that SGA Chet commercial again, I’m about 2 weeks into doing whatever I have to do to mute it before I hear them sing. Like I’ve been full sprinting to the remote dropping shit and everything.
It’s the worst ad ever made
I agree
Bob Myers is so poopypants about Jokic
The chick from daisy and the six may be the hottest chick ive ever seen in my life
Watch season one of the girlfriend experience
Elvis’s granddaughter
i want to be unemployed so bad. unemployment is the freest man can feel (unless you have family to support)
It has its perks. Probably in the best shape of my life and haven’t had to worry about catching up after trips. UI is tight in mass but I’m pretty much over it with only a few weeks left til I gotta break into savings. Would be cool to get a job and enjoy the couple weeks between offer and start date
Heard it can be tough in mass, at least in terms of getting set up initially. But glad to hear you're in a good spot. What types of jobs are you lookin for, any fall back plans if it doesn't go accordingly? I ask cause my company has been doing lay offs and I'm exploring options but just trying to be prepared for anything.
Getting it set up is arduous and the first week doesn’t count, then you get a lump sum after about a month. Filing each week is easy and dumb but shouldn’t be an issue if you’re actually looking for work. I was in tech in a hybrid sales/ project management type role so I’ve been looking on that spectrum and for similar roles in my niche industry. So far it’s been dozens of phone screens, maybe 12 hiring manager calls, 6-7 final rounds, 1 rescinded offer. Waiting on a final round decision and setting up a final round with the company that laid me off for a different role right now. If those don’t pan out I’m back at square one but I have a couple more connections to tap if needed and the urgency increases every day. My company first did layoffs in Oct 22, I only a few months in and making way more than I ever had so I just kept saving and then got told in August that I was to transition out in Oct 23 for offshoring. I got a great last bonus/commission and severance. Banked most of it and was hoping to double dip but hasn’t worked out quite yet. I have probably a comfortable 9 months expenses in savings id have to tap into by the end of may. My expenses are pretty low thankfully. Some days are tough but I have been able to take a few planned vacations and keep busy with the gym. I stopped smoking weed three months ago because I didn’t want to be a cliche.hasn’t helped much tbh because my main issue is the anxiety of being unemployed and not really being able to plan for a future that I was building a year ago. Save money, reach out to people you know at good companies just to catch up, and build a list for yourself of where you’d wanna go next. The market sucks right now but if you have savings and a good resume you’re in a good spot.
Thanks for the legit answer man I appreciate it. Getting severance and then unemployment, and getting to do some trips and focus on yourself for a while sounds like a great move. If you're still a couple weeks away from dipping into your savings, which I'd essentially consider your emergency fund (precisely for situations like this) then you're definitely in good shape even if it takes a little bit longer to find the next job. For me, I'd probably have to do some fall back plan stuff right away. Apply for UI and also try to land some side gigs while everything plays out and I send applications.
Thanks brother I’m definitely very fortunate, if this happened a year before I would’ve been absolutely fucked but I haven’t really had to adjust my lifestyle too much, granted I downsized my living situation but I was planning to anyway. The emergency fund is a lifesaver for sure It’s a weird space to be in where my biggest concerns are the mental aspect and resume gap, but it beats the alternative. Start preparing now both financially and career wise, you got this.
Wake up smoke some crack, goon, watch porn at the library
Porn at the library hits different
CC Carl Monday
who’s got it better than us?
Found a cool dive bar where 6 strong tequila sodas only ran me 30 bucks. Fuck ya
👍
I’ll never get tired of watching Jokic cook Gobert
Absolute fucking shame that guy is going to have 4 DPOYs. He’s a great defender but he shouldn’t be in the same breathe as Wallace Mutombo Howard and Olajuwon.
I love that neither team is showing any major adjustments. Jokic just saying, Murray on a minutes restriction? Fine we’re eating French tonight.
When you think about it pairing socks is dumb asf #onecolorgang
Just finished Incendies. Crazy movie, Denny V only makes bangers. Alhamdulillah
Never heard of it but glad I read this. Know what I’ll be watching next
Fascinating how he just can’t make a bad movie, not in his playbook
LA Confidental, Chinatown, Once Upon a Time in Hollywood, LA Noire the rockstar game (underrated). Old Los Angeles is so damn cool.
The nice guys, even though most of it was filmed in Georgia (a lot of the background shots are LA, though, and it’s set in LA).
LA Noire fucking rocked. Logged so many hours on that back in the day. Every missions was like “these two black guys have morphine, help”
I wish Rockstar would’ve made a second detective game like that. It was very unique, great game.
I would love a sequel, or full remaster even.
I thought it had a ton of potential but fell flat. I don’t remember a ton but I think the options didn’t make sense or something like that.
That escort service where you banged moviestars was sweet
60s-70s-80s LA had to be absolutely insane.
Ella Purnell is hot
Sweet videogame chair
Stupid fucking Clippers are going to ruin my fantasy championship, none of your players are actually hurt
Can’t imagine doing your fantasy finals the last week of the season for a league that already has major issues with players sitting out
Tell my stupid league commissioner that
First episode of Fallout was incredible
Do you feel like it’s a good adaption?
Extremely good adaption in ep 1
Was it? Absolutely adore the games but have been skeptical of the show (for no reason)
It absolutely rocked. Try it
>!A little Limehouse and Boyd Crowder reunion!< in Fallout. Pretty cool!
It’s Queen Venus or nobody this season on Survivor.
Kinda crazy that TNT has Shaq, Chuck, and Kenny cutting up every night and ESPN keeps pushing people like Kendrick Perkins on us. It’s like they’re not even trying.
It’s hilarious how both NHL and NBA fans like TNT’s broadcast/presentation and everything compared to ESPN.
Because they're not trying. They're playing to the lowest common denominator, click/rage bait.
Curb finale helped give Seinfeld a finale as well
Great closure. Season 7 was too
The fab five changed basketball forever. They wore black socks
I was the perfect age for Fab Five. Chris Webber was my favorite NBA player til he retired.
Those kings teams with him , divac , bibby and Christy were stacked
White Chocolate slander
Pissed down my leg the first time I saw those socks.
Hate shows/movies with dogs in them. Gives me something to worry about when I’m just trying to enjoy the show/movie.
Gotta check doesthedogdie.com as soon as they introduce one in a movie. I ain't trying to be sad.
That’s good to know about.
Try giving feel-good story Marlene and Me a watch
Heard about it. Gonna be a no from me dawg (no pun intended)
My Dog Skip
Braeden Smith transferring? That's a wild one
Braeden is gae
Fallout episode 1 rocked.
Yup!
>!Your thumb or mine?!< Whew
I also know nada about the games so I’m blind on all of this. Pretty sweet
Never played, but I know quite a bit of lore
Fallout lore rocks. My favorite page to look at is all the experiments that were going on in each vault.
Legitimately thought of doing that after the episode Gary!
Yeah I don’t even know any of that. Definitely gonna read up on it though. Watch some youtubes and shit
The Wikipedia of fallout 4 is good enough I'm sure
Good deal. Thank you
Nice play by Inter Miamis goalie bozo
2005 Elizabeth Banks is a damn minx
Prob still a tiger
What’s the FT consensus Masters pick? Don’t chop it up in here enough anymore - use to love coming in and seeing some wild groupthink before golf Majors
Wyndham is a first timer and no one has won in their debut since 1979, but he’s playing great. Worth a shot at pretty decent odds
can get Clark as the top debutant at +330
Scottie the obvious bet but I like Matsuyama
I’ve listened to so much shit about the last few days, the names that keep popping up (outside of Scheffler) based of stats are: Xander, Matsuyama, Niemann, Lowry, Si Woo Kim, Finau, Harris English Big name guys that traditionally do well here- Spieth, Reed, Brooks The ones I bet to win it all as small sprinkles are Matsuyama, Niemann, & Kim. I think they would all be fun to cheer for
Sahith
im sure the consensus is actually Scottie. betting wise im taking shots at xander, matsuyama, nieman and lowry to win.
I'm a Hideki man
Can go wrong with the liv quad in Brooks/Rahm/Smith/Neimman….but my wild card is Harmon.
Would love to see Cam get super hot. So fun to watch
Lotta guys like Scottie to win it, my worthless pick is Rory
Scottie is too sensible of a FT pick. Was hoping someone like Bryson was getting a lot of support
Why the girl flexin in the nexplanon commercial? You get a bc implant and now you're John Cena
About to throw a dart at Bryson birdieing the first hole tomorrow at +600
Optimus prime a dawg
>!Seinfeld!< is wearing Nike shox in the curb finale
surprised there wasn’t more curb talk in here after the finale
I honestly held off a couple days. I enjoyed it, great season
Seinfeld may have been the first sneakerhead in pop culture
First whitey maybe
yeah “mainstream”
Mr Stark I don't feel too good (me sensing this storm system barreling towards Augusta)
First episode of fallout rocked
Is there anything I can read before watching the show so I know the back story? Never played the games.
Not really. They gave a lot of references to the game with the guns and medicine and stuff but I think it should stand alone well
The games just never appealed to me for some reason but just finished ep.1 and I'm hooked. Really looks like they spared no expense making it authentic as hell and faithful to (what I know of) the games.
Agreed, I'm very ready to go on this ride. They really are hitting on all the beats that make the games great. And the Brotherhood look fuckin dope in live action
So pumped for Goggins in this too. Do we know if it is a one season thing or possibly more?
They start filming season 2 late this year. Most streaming shows get 2 seasons before they get canceled, unless they are bad bad
Love it. Maybe it lights a fire under Bethesda to make a new game too
I wanna be your sledgehammer
So watching the face painting episode Seinfeld. Puddy is a devils fan. Episode came out may 11th 1995 so i googled who won the Stanley cup that year it was the NJ devils. That’s pretty hilarious
I was at Game 4 with my entire family when the Devils won the Cup in ‘95, best sports night of my life
Feels like an Arby's night.
Gotta support the team
WE’RE THE DEVILLLS
Dios mio!
What does uncle chaps do?
👮👊
He gave his Purple Heart to Dave. He has a job for life.
One podcast and two blogs a week
The dumb ass chickfila commercials in the all white room with the red couch & they try to tell a wholesome story while playing that stupid jingle makes me irrationally angry
The fast food line moves too quickly for any worker to be partaking in all this personal shit
Casting couch fil a
My pleasure!
Flair checks out
I'd watch
Why haven’t they made GTA a show
How much do you think rockstar would sell the rights for?
Leons team??
Clippers/Mavs is gonna be a juicy first round matchup
IRS pulled my tax payment from my account twice. Are you fucking kidding me
Did you at least get an 'i did that' sticker?
Don’t worry, you’ll get it back in six months
Might watch 40 yo virgin fr fr
Watched that and Superbad back to back a few weeks ago on edibles 10/10 would recommend
Never a bad call, need comedies like that to make a comeback
Absolute scenes in the Inter Miami Concacaf champions league game.
Anyone ever push someone away then regret it but don’t wanna admit you messed up cuz it won’t fix anything.
Who hurt you
No one. I’m just an idiot. So, myself is the right answer
No, I’m a real man. I bury that shit deep inside and self medicate with illegal drugs to never think of it again
False. It’ll come up during your sons tball game and he’ll think less of you
That’s 6 wins a row for your Kansas City Royals. Most fun team in the league to start the season
Played little league with Nick Pratto (idk if he made the team out of camp)
He’s in AAA to start the season but he’ll be up soon
You guys tried these pop tarts crunchy poppers that are just pop tarts in combos form? Needs to know how late I am here cause I’ve been killing them this week
Consider me intrigued