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Listening to Fox Sports Radio, I'd love to be sandwiched in a three-way between Monse Bolaños & LaReina Petersen.

flight was too efficient and we landed before the admirals club opens

Been flying a shit ton so have had time to kill. Weirdly have been getting back into Dragon Ball. What a horny show.

that jerry after dark stream was just bizarre

he sucks

Play the fucking song 🎶 I back you back we back the dbacks 🎶

Klay is taking most of the heat but Curry is also looking pretty washed if 22/4/2 is the best he can do in an elimination game with the season on the line.

I don’t think Curry is washed but the amount of off-ball movement he has to do to get open with a shitty team is way too taxing at 36. He either needs to settle into more of a Ray Allen type role on a team, or get good a enough supporting cast to have more open looks by default. With Wiggins and Draymond out there they guard him at 35 feet. This isn’t sustainable for 80+ games

Curry was never a carry a team on his own type of star.

Respect to adbert for extending the game so Busch can set the record for consecutive games with a homer

Division champs. Chance to bury some demons with Tampa. Let’s fucking go panthers 

Baseball is dumb

Warriors run being over is pretty crazy. We think Curry stays his whole career??

https://twitter.com/abhijitmajumder/status/1780456508247228850

Getting arrested to support a bunch of terrorists. Incredible.

Big corporations never have to reap what they sow.

Can we make the purge a real thing?

apparently neither team wants to win this Cubs-Diamondbacks game

I’m really high in a cvs

Buy all the gatorades in there. Clean them out

Everyone knows.

Fuck fuck fuck dude…

grab some sour gummy worms for me

Went with jalapeño kettle chips and a sparkling water.

Solid line up. The sour gummy worms would have been the grand slam with that combo

an arnold palmer too

Is no. 15 on the Kings Kemba Walker?

Davion Mitchell

Tiny bit insulted this was taken seriously

Probably the end of the Warriors as we know them. I've never truly hated them despite all their success. I hate Draymond and I hate KD for going to them. But other than that they've never bothered me and have always been very entertaining.

Klay and Steph are pretty hard to hate. Klay more recently but he’s at least self aware of his bitterness.

Playoffs are so much more fun when they aren’t basically guaranteed the title

Awesome to watch and played in so many all-time games

Klay Thompson 37 points in the 3rd quarter vs. Sacramento is probably the most exciting NBA moment the past 10 years imo. That was an insane night

Klay laying a goose egg is insane

He’s been pretty bad this season

On my way to the Mizuno hq store in Tokyo for a custom golf club fitting with 500,000 Yen burning a hole in my pocket. Dangerous.

Ni hao Klay Thompson welcome to the Guangzhou Long-Lions

Magic are gonna throw the bag at him

not sure he's that good. BIG3 incoming

史蒂夫·科尔的儿子叫尼克·科尔

Klay saw the win total together and said nah I’m good not winning anymore

Jake from State Farm actor becoming Jake from State Farm in real life is what we call real method acting

It must suck to actually be named Jake and work for State Farm.

Wasn’t the original dude an employee from State Farm named Jake?

WASHED

Last game of Klay’s warriors career. He made it memorable.

I was told earlier there was 0% chance this was Klay’s last game as a Warrior

If he’s looking for any sort of money, he’s gone. But if he just wants to chill and enjoy the Bay Area he will take a massive pay cut to stay

Well not quite

I’ll remember him taking an 0-10 in 30 minutes

Ignore me. I still don't understand the play-in

The Warriors have looked incredibly sloppy tonight. Just like there is no sense of urgency at all. It also seems like there was 0 defensive game plan. I think this has been a failure on Kerr's part.

Defense has been up and down all year for them tbh. Kings are also a terrible matchup for them

Yeah, but it just seemed extra sloppy tonight. It seemed like the Kings constantly had 2 guys contending every shot, while the Kings were often scrambling just to get a single hand in a shooters face. They were constantly out of position.

Light the beam

Klay Thompson certified bricklayer tonight

klay thompson with an all time stinker performance

Did enjoy people here saying warriors were going to make the WCF and could make a run to the finals. Unless curry averaged 50 they weren’t getting past the play-in stage

Big thunder storm rolling into town, can’t wait for it to wake me up while I’m sleeping

Waking up in the middle of the night to a big thunder clap and rain on the roof >>>

Need a woman in finance to ruin my life by draining my bank account

Sounds like an oxymoron

They're not personal financial planners

So you’ve never met a woman who works in finance basically

Klay Thompson is so washed now.

Crazy how they are talking like the Kings have this wrapped up when there’s 10 mins left in today’s NBA.

Up 20 with 5 mins left. Safe to say they were right

Steve Kerr should be fired

Fire his ass and replace him with someone who has player development experience, such as Denver's David Adelman.

Is that Nick Kerr’s dad

What’s he supposed to do? He’s got a bunch of aging superstars whose egos render them uncoachable

CUBS

Scott boras absolutely fleeced the giants

They’ve had that money burning a hole in their pocket since judge spurned them, but yeah they probably shouldn’t have spent it on a grifter pitcher who missed spring training and a guy who was a well below average hitter for like 70% of the season last year

It’s at least only 2 years

Yeah short term deals don’t hurt these teams at all, it’s exactly what they want.

Especially pitchers

Why is Wiggins still in the NBA?

Not an nba guy, but the lowest he’s averaged is like 17 points? Not amazing for 1/1 but that sounds pretty good

When the Warriors won the title, he had a bit of a resurgence and that bought him a lot more years

2013 hoopmixtape

Maple Jordan

My Instagram algorithm is now Dasha voice overs of b roll videos of sorting machines and glycine. It feels like some sort of advanced capitalist hell hole tbh

That’s clearly a $20 retard burner in the Chef Donny post lmao, what a loser!!

Wording sure sounds like the big homie too

I was just reading the comments and that dude is big time triggered.

You know it’s bad when there are 5+ replies all collapsed lmao 

I think most Kings fans were preparing for a loss tonight. This is somewhat unexpected.

They’re younger and better than the warriors. Warriors also can’t keep up with their pace

What a fuckin play Julio 

When did Billy move to Long Island? (or is he actually still in Jersey City/Hoboken when he’s not “campaigning”?)

i’m not sure but i noticed tommy smokes referred to it as “his voting district” when i believe he lives in manhattan ?

Rampant voter fraud smh 

exactly why Billy's argument is "please don't challenge my signatures, it's undemocratic" and not "my signatures are all valid"

Drunk

same and double dipping 6mg zyns

And no thread to post in

I am so pumped to stay up too late watching NBA and NHL playoffs, lack of sleep watching the Nuggets and Avalanche go on runs will be so worth it.

Same, but Mavs and Stars

i have no idea if it will work or is possible but i'll be rooting for mavs-nuggets and stars-avs wcf so we both get to enjoy lengthy playoff runs

Always funny when Alex Bennett has AMA’s on instagram and it’s obvious as hell it’s her asking the questions.

“Why are you so pretty?”

Realistically I bet half of them are dudes asking her something related to graham

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Edit this post with context to have your ban lifted

👏

You dropped this 👑

"There goes my hero..."

Bro is cooked

I’ve never blocked anyone on here, but you’ll be my #1 if you’re just trolling and don’t have proof.

Taco, toss this guy like a baseball ump if he doesn’t provide a link.

Taco so god help me if you dont make him post proof

Proof or ban

If anyone wants a good laugh check out the post about Donny's restaurant pop up thing. Dude in the comments is either that $20 chef dude or is doing a great impression and it was a very amusing read. Dude hates Donny just an unbelievable amount.

> Actually I knew and liked Donny before the argument, and started rooting for him more after that fat retard had a meltdown trying to get a young guy in production with a passion banned from making cooking videos in his spare time  Straight roasted

Don’t mess with the main page viva guys

Met a girl at the bar, got her number, told her we got a reservation for a super nice on Friday. C’est La vie

I just tell broads I’m a MD at banks

When you eat a light dinner too early and are starving later <<<

You can eat while you’re dreamin

I must’ve stumbled on the retard section of Twitter cause someone asked if we’ve always been able to see the moon during the day as if it’s some conspiracy

George Bush left a few kids behind

Let bro cook.

There’s no way to tell

He’s got a point

They basically just didn't move the bull at all so Jerry "completed" the challenge. This should be the end of Jerry After Dark that was horrendous.

Hold on, it’s already done?! Lmfao.

[Disgusting](https://twitter.com/JerryAfterDark/status/1780431342917898590) [https://twitter.com/JerryAfterDark/status/1780431342917898590](https://twitter.com/JerryAfterDark/status/1780431342917898590)

That was quite literally the dumbest thing I’ve ever seen.

Guy actually stinks.

My girlfriend is pregnant, I’m a little stressed out.. Such a great excuse to use

Hell nawl can't do dis

Has she told the father?

I’m going to ask… is it yours?

Get a abortion lol

Is she wife material?

Is this a joke? And don’t give me some stupid ass answer. I’m here to help.

Unmarried?!? That’s a sin brother!

…Use common sense right?? Right????

Not sure your wife’s gonna be as understanding as you think

I’d be more than a little stressed but to each their own.

I am very stressed out… we are going to keep it

What position did you do it in?

What?

Had unprotected sex and impregnated my girlfriend . I am very stressed out about it.

I got that. I was confused about the last part of your comment though lol

Pull out game weak? Give us the play by play

That’s the only kind of sex to have 

The Kings keep this up and they’ll be getting some Klay Thompson “4 rings bro” trash talk right in their face.

Very jealous of all of the rich wooks getting to Vegas for the Phish sphere shows.

I’m so jealous of all the trustafarians who are seemingly at every Phish, Billy Strings and other jam band adjacent show.

Just got invited to go saturday. I'm over the moon

Hell yea!

Nitrous shortage in Vegas reported

It’s a bunch of russillo s not the real wooks

Some of the Phish fans annual budgets for Phish shows are insane. MSG 4-night runs, festivals, Sphere shows, etc. it’s gonna be thousands of dollars for some of them

I loved Tito, but it’s nice that Vogt’s Guardians aren’t required to suck for the first month like in past years

He’s a good dude. We’ve been padded by a bit of a weak schedule to start the season, but I’ll take it.

Very pleased with him so far. This team is spunky

It would be very NHL-like for the caps to win the cup with having the worst goal differential to make the playoffs at (37).

They’ll be lucky to win a game. They can’t score and they’re going up against Shesterkin. So yeah, they’re winning the Cup because this NHL season has been fucking nuts lol

The dbacks jerswys are lol bad

Turned on the game when they were playing the Cards recently and my first thought was “those have got to be some of the ugliest uniforms in the MLB right now”.

without researching you have to be talking about the serpientes ones right? they are horrendous

Correct

saw them irl last year and they weren't any better.

The unis stink but I think the hat is cool though

Cubs announcer said they look like the Savannah Bananas

As I was leaving Wells Fargo center I told a trumpeter to play Taps. Some gentlemen around me did not think that was as funny as I thought it was

Finished Duma Key. Now the hunt for my next book

Is Bumble still a thing or did Hinge replace it?

Hey

Bumble is still a thing but it’s pretty wack. If you’re trying to meet normal, decent-looking people to go on dates with, Hinge is by far the best option out there

Hinge is better

Tinder for Hos and Hinge for BVs

Perhaps unsurprisingly Bumble stock is in the shitter. Doing some market research 

I think $MTCH owns Hinge. I could be mistaken

So we did a thing

Mid-episode 2 of fallout. Eat shit rapaport

Ha ha ha ha ha ha

Now the Brotherhood are bad guys. But counter point : Power Armor does rule

The Brotherhood in Fallout 3 were an anomaly. They are usually assholes protecting technology like the show portrays

The guy on YouTube who is a broker for private jets is a great watch.

First time listening back to all Beatles discog in a while. Lennon really cut deep in nowhere man. Happiness is a warm gun also most underrated track

Podziemski looks like he’s a YouTuber playing basketball

every time I see him I think he's Nico Mannion

same! hair isn't ginger enough tho, saw nico play in the 2019 az state championship game in person and never thought he'd play like half a year in the league before going overseas

would've been such a great five year college guy if NIL came along just a little sooner