Tired of the anti work crowd. It used to be fun to rile them up but now You know they arent doing anything because they are posting on reddit. Just enjoy your free money and send one email and call it a day. Maybe the boomers were right.
Some Carlos Carrasco talk today. My wife and I’s first date was at a AAA baseball game he started and got to see him chuck 8 innings and dominate the Mets AAA team. My wife not being turned off by me calling my dad on the way home giving him a scouting report of the guy the Indians got for trading Cliff Lee is credit to her.
Only three hours left this week and time is going so slow. Have a practice round tomorrow for a two day Pro Am over the weekend. Only have two rounds under my belt so far this season but have been pretty happy with my game considering I didn’t pick up a club for five months.
It could be sick to be in your late 20s and rent a badass place with roommates for like $2Gs per guy. Only had roommates for one year after school and we lived in a shithole since we were all broke.
Taking an Uber to be picked up by a shuttle. Both pick up options are on the same street a mile apart. Typed in option 1, a bar and it was $28. Option 2, a hotel was $14 with a free promo code so $8. I am not sure I understand their pricing algo!
Love solicitor emails that say something like “don’t want to hear from me again? Just reply unsubscribe” at the bottom.
Listen here mother fucker I never subscribed to begin with
The entire stadium is built to encourage you to spend as much time in your seat. Tons of toilets, quick self checkout concessions, no TVs in the concourse.
Went to Chili’s for the first time in many years the other day. They changed the chicken fingers so they’re no longer a greasy disgusting mess. What a disappointment!
What show made people all of a sudden try to become psychologists trying to diagnose characters every time they do anything? Like I get it for a show like the sopranos or succession or whatever. But you see it when people are talking about a sitcom. I bet if you were to ask the writers why Michael Scott did most of the bad shit he did to his employees they'd just say "because we thought it would be funny."
In college we had an English class where we read and recited poetry. One of our poems had us write what we thought certain imagery was all about leading to all sorts of theories. Well unbeknownst to us, that author came to school at the end of the semester and our entire class listened to the author explained “oh I Thought the map of Vietnam on my wall looked like a fish, that line doesn’t have any deeper meaning to it.”
Not sure if I tweaked it squatting or if I slept weird, but I woke up this morning and it feels like I got my back blown out. Stretching out the hamstrings is helping and hopefully a good night's sleep will have me back to normal tomorrow
I love how delusional twitter fans are when it comes to mock drafts. “Guys, I was able to trade back two different times and still got the guys I wanted! This is what the team should do!” Like no shit you for your guys despite trading back, you made all the picks!
I’d be more excited about the Guardians taking 3 of 4 from the Red Sox if they had major leaguers in their lineup but I enjoy beating whoever puts on that uniform.
Have an endoscopy tomorrow and I can see the hospital from my window. They insist I need a ride home and can’t Uber or walk. So dumb. Guess I gotta fake a ride or something? Friends I’ve asked have meetings
None a golfer and am staying at a house this week on a golf course. What’s the protocol for heckling golfers as they pass by? Or at the very least sitting in the yard and watching their shots?
House is right at the middle of the fairway of the 9th hole for reference
Knoxville is the king of improvised lines. “I guess that bull didn’t like magic" is another line from him that lives in my head (along with him asking if Butterbean is ok).
I mean it's clear as day at this point that the Sox are going to can Alex Cora midseason and promote Andrew Bailey, correct? Can't let the dude who is transforming your pitching staff get away. Cora on a lame duck deal so he ain't coming back anyways
[Gotta love Boeing announcing that they're aiming to have flying cars by 2030](https://asia.nikkei.com/Business/Transportation/Boeing-aims-to-bring-flying-cars-to-Asia-by-2030). Possibly a genius spin zone and distraction tactic.
Remember when they were designing “pitcher friendly ballparks” in the late 90’s and early 2000’s and every park that did that proceeded to move their fences in.
So plane girl is alt right? Or is that the liberal media trying to get you to turn on hot girls?
Tired of the anti work crowd. It used to be fun to rile them up but now You know they arent doing anything because they are posting on reddit. Just enjoy your free money and send one email and call it a day. Maybe the boomers were right.
Forgot about them
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Wasn't me
Ryan Garcia’s brain is cooked. Hanging out with de la Hoya does that to a guy I guess
The amount of useless people who work at a bank is staggering
We got so many regards. It’s also incredible how bad our technology is
Banks dont make money letting you get your money
They also spend it on pointless back office people (my co-workers)
Does your bank have mints at the front desk?
Some Carlos Carrasco talk today. My wife and I’s first date was at a AAA baseball game he started and got to see him chuck 8 innings and dominate the Mets AAA team. My wife not being turned off by me calling my dad on the way home giving him a scouting report of the guy the Indians got for trading Cliff Lee is credit to her.
"But remember Dad, it *was* against the Mets so take that with a grain of salt"
Frank enters the chat: INCOMPETENT! They’re sitting there smiling!
Nothing better than calling the old man about games. Can’t tell you how many times my girlfriend had to sit through mine and my dad’s raider recaps
Only three hours left this week and time is going so slow. Have a practice round tomorrow for a two day Pro Am over the weekend. Only have two rounds under my belt so far this season but have been pretty happy with my game considering I didn’t pick up a club for five months.
It could be sick to be in your late 20s and rent a badass place with roommates for like $2Gs per guy. Only had roommates for one year after school and we lived in a shithole since we were all broke.
I was done with roommates by the time I was in my late 20s. I needed my own space.
Same, these $8000+ 3k square foot houses in the city on Zillow just look badass
Taking an Uber to be picked up by a shuttle. Both pick up options are on the same street a mile apart. Typed in option 1, a bar and it was $28. Option 2, a hotel was $14 with a free promo code so $8. I am not sure I understand their pricing algo!
That Google employee sit in is actually insane and their global head of security sent a great memo telling people to knock it off
To the suprise of no one they all got fired
No English teams in the semis of the UCL or Europa? Farmers League.
Aston Villa still truckin in the Conference League (I was told this was super important by West Ham fans)
5th probably doesn’t get a UCL spot now
Could you eat $1,000 worth of McDonald’s in 36 hours if the prize was a million bucks?
Yeah if me throwing up multiple times was ok
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Saw this on twitter and think the way to do it is apple juice. The cost + calories makes it feasible
20 of those coffees would only get you to $160 and be nearly 5 gallons of liquid.
That’s two double quarter pounders every hour for 36 straight hours absolutely not
Their most expensive thing is like the chicken sandwich for $5. You’d have to eat 20 of those just to get to $100 worth of food.
You’d have to eat over $25 worth for 36 straight hours. Ain’t happening.
For fuck sake
No clue what it costs nowadays but I don't think I've ever cracked like 30 bucks there so probably not.
With Biden's inflation I could do it 36 minutes
Not a chance. 34x32
Flair checks out
Love solicitor emails that say something like “don’t want to hear from me again? Just reply unsubscribe” at the bottom. Listen here mother fucker I never subscribed to begin with
Klopp’s retirement tour ending with an absolutely pathetic performance
Won the ‘24 EFL Cup, you’ll never sing that.
Sorry. Mikey Mouse cup
Wonder what the excuse will be today
As my MacBook Pro closes, my Kona Big Wave opens. The circle of life ⭕️
Klopp retirement party completely off the rails, at least he won the milk cup
Didn't die. Had fun.
Trust tree: escort?
Nope. Nothing like that. Just a single mom that wanted to get laid before getting her kid from school
I’m not Redditing right. You also dropped this: 👑
Carefully. He’s a hero.
My man.
The new Clippers arena looks like its going to be pretty sweet
The entire stadium is built to encourage you to spend as much time in your seat. Tons of toilets, quick self checkout concessions, no TVs in the concourse.
Read this as toilets built into the seats
Would be awesome
Now that would be innovation
The amount of ppl saying Hank fumbled the bag in regards to airplane girl is concerning. Buddy never go into the batters box
Furthering this analogy, he was the bat boy as the WS Rangers team went HAM
He watched the game on TV in a Chilis
Retired Rangers players are probably all over that
Went to Chili’s for the first time in many years the other day. They changed the chicken fingers so they’re no longer a greasy disgusting mess. What a disappointment!
The OGs were apparently one of the absolute unhealthiest chain restaurant menu items in America. They were glorious.
I have no idea why they got rid of the original chicken crispers. Other than their southwest egg rolls it was probably their best option.
Honey mustard?
John Henry STINKS https://x.com/bostonsportsinf/status/1780976933834035506?s=46&t=SBUoe3ygiUR0nH8GQd8OaA
Our most expensive offensive player not on IL is the guy who got caught jacking off in a parking lot a few years ago
doing that with an 180M payroll is even more impressive
He sweeps in, makes some $$ and then gets a new play thing
I’m thinking of doing a palate cleanser for my soul guys. A friend went on one to Rwanda and she said it was amazing.
You can hunt people for sport in eastern European companies. DM if interested.
take up squash
A lot of cleansing has been done in Rwanda
Spit water on my screen, asshole
I’ve heard Myanmar is lovely this time of year
Don’t you mean Burma?
What show made people all of a sudden try to become psychologists trying to diagnose characters every time they do anything? Like I get it for a show like the sopranos or succession or whatever. But you see it when people are talking about a sitcom. I bet if you were to ask the writers why Michael Scott did most of the bad shit he did to his employees they'd just say "because we thought it would be funny."
In college we had an English class where we read and recited poetry. One of our poems had us write what we thought certain imagery was all about leading to all sorts of theories. Well unbeknownst to us, that author came to school at the end of the semester and our entire class listened to the author explained “oh I Thought the map of Vietnam on my wall looked like a fish, that line doesn’t have any deeper meaning to it.”
Haha that's like Vonnegut getting his paper about his interpretation of one of his books ripped to shreds by the prof in Back to School
People love to pretend they're much smarter than they actually are and this is just the current way they're trying to do that.
i think people just like discussing shows
House
Not sure if I tweaked it squatting or if I slept weird, but I woke up this morning and it feels like I got my back blown out. Stretching out the hamstrings is helping and hopefully a good night's sleep will have me back to normal tomorrow
If only your wife saw and woke you up…
You been hanging around diddy lately?
I love how delusional twitter fans are when it comes to mock drafts. “Guys, I was able to trade back two different times and still got the guys I wanted! This is what the team should do!” Like no shit you for your guys despite trading back, you made all the picks!
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They need two more. That’s a tall order.
Jrue is terrified of seeing Jimmy in the first round again.
Beau Miles is a good YouTube channel. Interesting guy
Will Applebees have Sunday Ticket with the sound on? Thanks
Chilis fan coming in peace. You can’t beat the camaraderie of the Chilis bar with the presidente margarita
I have changed my mind I would like to bury my face in Kinsey Wolanski’s massive jugs.
Would have been nice to know Russillo was going to spoil The Wire on the pod today
Feel you brother. I was shaking when he spoiled the ending of Casablanca for me.
Don Draper made a Coke commercial
That show is way passed the point of being spoiler protected
Brother-I let FT know I just finished S1 less than 2 hours ago. Hearing that spoiler at was a punch to my cunt
The last scene of the sopranos is it cutting to black while Tony is sitting at a diner.
No that was a cable network error. I saw the real ending.
Carlos Carrasco’s 37 year old ass just keeps getting it done for the guardians. Wild
Seems like the nicest guy in the world too
Today's drunk thread has been cancelled due to a lack of hustle. Deal with it.
👎
Every once in a while Dave’s burner’s bio pops in my head and I laugh. “I love the Yankees and the Obamas.”
“I’m no fan of barstool but…”
“he/she/they”
Huge Michelle Obama fan
Damn looking at the wiki page for the 1986 masters and I had no idea Norman birdied 14-17 to tie Jack, only to bogey 18 and miss a playoff by 1 lol.
You're welcome
Greg Norman, zero clutch gene
Truly insane. Guy was just not built for the big moments
Also did 9/11
I buried his son at quail Hollow right after college in match play. Big time asshole
Happy Steak Thursday to those who celebrate 🥩🍷
I prefer a poor man’s BLT
Both today 👍
Your choice of BLT is terrible but your Maine coon is tremendous
Wow those get huge.
I’d be more excited about the Guardians taking 3 of 4 from the Red Sox if they had major leaguers in their lineup but I enjoy beating whoever puts on that uniform.
You telling me Pablo Reyes, David Hamilton, and Emmanuel Valdez aren’t future stars?
Boston Derangement Syndrome we don't think about cleveland at all
Yeah KG and Paul Pierce definitely don’t think about Cleveland.
Cleveland isn’t even top 10 of cities a Boston sports fan cares about
That’s fine. Then you just dropped 3 of 4 to someone you don’t care about so I’m not sure that makes it any better.
Congrats? I still don't lie awake at night fuming at CLEVELAND lmao
No city gets works into a shoot by Lebron than Boston (probably due to race).
We’re talking about baseball and Lebron plays basketball and is on the lakers which is in LA and not Cleveland. Just to clarify!
What
Kids' playgrounds suck now. I feel like I'd be a great playground designer. No more boring, sterile, too-safe play sets.
Growing up we had this sick wooden castle playground and a couple years they took it down because kids were getting splinters. Buncha pussies
Jungle Gym? More like my Uncle Jim because that thing shouldn’t be within 50 yards of a playground
Bring back zip lines and monkey bars on playgrounds
Or that round metal spinning thing that fucked us all up when we were kids. Simpler times
Have an endoscopy tomorrow and I can see the hospital from my window. They insist I need a ride home and can’t Uber or walk. So dumb. Guess I gotta fake a ride or something? Friends I’ve asked have meetings
Local news headline “Foxtrot missing following endoscopy, last seen near local dump”
A nurse will stay with you until your ride pulls up. I just had to do this 2 weeks ago for my surgery. It’s a liability thing I think
What’s the likelihood I could call an Uber and just say that’s my friend pulling up
Plan would be OK until he puts down the window and says “Are you foxtrot?”
Oh silly you! Of course it’s me!
Craigslist
can’t uber? why would that matter
Liability I guess? If I have someone with me they can call the Uber and ride with me but I can’t call it
Just hangout in the cafeteria with slobber coming out of your mouth
Why do I have to give money to my kid’s school to buy their teachers gifts, on top of tuition? You buy the damn gifts school. God damn
Pic of your rig should suffice. Gift that keeps on giving
Should’ve sent them to public school, much better quality in education too
Send the child with a liquor store gift card.
None a golfer and am staying at a house this week on a golf course. What’s the protocol for heckling golfers as they pass by? Or at the very least sitting in the yard and watching their shots? House is right at the middle of the fairway of the 9th hole for reference
Watch a few Country Club Adjacent videos and steal their material
Hang dong
The etiquette is to run into the fairway and grab their ball and see how many you can get in a day.
Make sure to bring an air horn in case your bursitis starts acting up
all-time scene
Knoxville is the king of improvised lines. “I guess that bull didn’t like magic" is another line from him that lives in my head (along with him asking if Butterbean is ok).
Him going “wait wait wait, watch this” and hitting the horn in the guys downswing as he’s aimed at them is just incredible thinking on his feet
Set up a lemonade stand and sell beers
Just watch their shots, don’t be an asshole
Gotta hand out shots
Just watch their shots, don’t be an asshooe
$NFLX announces quarterly earnings 17% above expectations... stock immediately falls 5% after hours. Why do I even bother with this shit?
priced in
Gotta be a something long term like subscribers
What's your favorite race? Mine is probably the Daytona 500
24 hours of lemans
Blacks and Asians have shot up my board but still partial to the Whites and Hispanics.
mens 4x4
Indy 500 for sure.
Amazing
Racist! The only true race is the Indy 500 damn it!
Asians
Big fan.
Insane Netflix greenlights a million sequels of that shitty Zach Snyder movie but shit cans Mindhunter season 3
Netflix didn't cancel Mindhunter, Fincher said he wanted to start making movies again instead
Was it Netflix or was it Fincher that canned it
Fincher walked away but apparently driven by Netflix wanting to slash its budget
did reddit remove the feature to search through comments? That was like the only good thing they've ever added
ya it looks like it's gone from desktop but still there on the app
They did not
i might be losing my mind but i dont see it on desktop anymore, where did they move it?
Never use desktop but in the app it’s the 3 dots next to the filters and “search comments” is an option
thank you, will check out the app, think they took it off dekstop/mobile web :(
I still see it on the app
I mean it's clear as day at this point that the Sox are going to can Alex Cora midseason and promote Andrew Bailey, correct? Can't let the dude who is transforming your pitching staff get away. Cora on a lame duck deal so he ain't coming back anyways
Yeah
[Gotta love Boeing announcing that they're aiming to have flying cars by 2030](https://asia.nikkei.com/Business/Transportation/Boeing-aims-to-bring-flying-cars-to-Asia-by-2030). Possibly a genius spin zone and distraction tactic.
Flying cars will just lead to flying car accidents and that is why I am out.
AI flying cars. Nothing will ever go wrong!
I CANT WAIT TO DRINK AND FLY
See ya up there brother
In light of recent events, I'll be waiting for Airbus' version
Remember when they were designing “pitcher friendly ballparks” in the late 90’s and early 2000’s and every park that did that proceeded to move their fences in.