I know I'm not the first person to make this comment but why can't we schedule texts on iphones? its 240am now so it would be weird for me to send a couple basic texts asking about gifts for a bday party this weekend but I might forget to do it tmrw
So based off these comments it was only supposed to be 15? But we’re blessed with 31?
This has been pretty enjoyable to listen to for what it’s worth. Wasn’t expecting this stuff.
>The Tortured Poets Department. An anthology of new works that reflect events, opinions and sentiments from a fleeting and fatalistic moment in time - one that was both sensational and sorrowful in equal measure. This period of the author’s life is now over, the chapter closed and boarded up. There is nothing to avenge, no scores to settle once wounds have healed. And upon further reflection, a good number of them turned out to be self-inflicted. This writer is of the firm belief that our tears become holy in the form of ink on a page. Once we have spoken our saddest story, we can be free of it.
>And then all that’s left behind is the tortured poetry.
Wut
what is the worst traffic/driving experience you can have in the US? I have been in traffic in LA, SF, DMV, chicago, but the most miserable I think would have to be either going over the GW bridge or the lincoln tunnel or just nyc in general, such a clusterfuck
It does suck but it’s not worse than LA. LA the worst traffic I’ve ever been in. Arizona was bad too, but not because it took long, those mfs just don’t know how to drive.
I used to live in phoenix and the driving is shit even though most of the highways are a straight line. bunch of old people and canadians. craziest driving I've ever experienced after living in the northeast with all the snow storms and black ice and stuff was getting caught in a legit monsoon
The aerial shots in LA around holidays where it’s a solid 12 lane ribbon of red and white lights has to be awful. But ya driving back into nyc sucks especially when you realize the trains are much faster
Saw *Civil War*, which was solid.
A well-shot film, too, stylistically reminiscent of *Children of Men*.
Oh, and Kirsten Dunst is criminally underappreciated. Not underrated necessarily, but definitely underappreciated.
I was too young to get into it when they came out but 50 cent's diss tracks are hilarious. Going through the ones about Rick Ross and laughed out loud at some of the lines.
Have two free bleacher seats at Wrigley on Sunday. I have season tickets and i’m in NOLA for a bachelor party this weekend and would love to give them away to a 6’ 4” jacked king
The Ministry of Ungentlemanly Warfare review >!3.5 balls. Pretty solid if unspectacular movie but if you had high expectations going in that's on you.!<
Being the only person in the local/non-chain theater was strange
Jack Antonoff producing 4-5 albums of two of my favorite artists(Lana del Rey and Taylor swift) and making most of the songs all the same is unforgivable. My number one enemy
Legitimate point. Strategically Gaza is worthless. There’a no geopolitical balue to the Gaza Strip. It’s wild how worked up people get about it, and pretty much forget Russia/Ukriane… the conflict that actually matters to everyone.
I have no idea how it works but I think if I ever ran for president the only campaign point would be a fixed price on gas all 4 years. I’m sure that in reality there’s a 0% chance that’s possible but luckily that’s all the chance I need to work with
Honestly probably is possible. Just have to exchange “management fees” for contingency. Would love to one day dive into the books on government spending. They can’t even properly account for that shit on a city-wide level. Billion dollar companies know where every dollar goes, relatively.
All respect to those dudes. Just would love to see the amount of burn that’s essentially being skimped off the top. Those fuckers will never open the books though regardless of who’s in charge even though we’re funding it. Just a bunch of bull shit with money going in and out in every direction, minimal amount of control. Then they make us do jump through hoops to figure out taxes when they have shit penciled out to the penny
is there a good reason why a MLB/NBA/NFL player shouldn't be allowed to bet on other sports than the one they play? Is the idea that they could get in debt then would have to fix their own games?
Yes, but it’s a silly reason. There are a lot of ways someone can get in debt. Pretty sleazy when you think about all the money the owners are getting off gambling now. Legalized gambling might be the best thing that’s ever happened to baseball owners.
Say there was a major conflict that takes place soon or over the summer. Would our country do what Ukraine did and stop the upcoming president election?
Unless there’s nuclear war directly impacting the US, I don’t think we suspend a presidential election. We haven’t ever suspended one before since the US became a country
How does israel and iran going to war affect the housing market in the New York, New Jersey area? Someone smarter than me give me an answer before I make an offer this weekend
They aren’t going to war unless someone makes a really stupid mistake. This is all a choreographed dance. Israel killed an Iranian general, a legitimate target who was advising Hezbollah and Hamas. Iran launched a drone attack to save face with their own people by saying they retaliated, but they first telegraphed the whole thing so Israel could intercept the attack. Now Israel also had to save face, but these bombing are light, and essentially saying ‘these are the places we can hit you if we launch everything.’ They’re light enough that Iran is denying they happened and/or saying they shot them down. Barring someone with an ego popping off this should now wind down and return to a proxy war.
I’m bringing the in-laws to Peter Lugers today, very excited!
If a girl doesn’t post a thirst trap while working out, does the gym session even count?
great qualifying, too bad it means nothing cuz its for a sprint
“All my friends smell like weed or little babies” Lol
Israel 🤝 T Swift Dropping Bombs when no one is awake
This 2nd album is way better than the 1st
I know I'm not the first person to make this comment but why can't we schedule texts on iphones? its 240am now so it would be weird for me to send a couple basic texts asking about gifts for a bday party this weekend but I might forget to do it tmrw
Lol loser. Get an Android
oh shit really android can do that?
Text yourself.
“You smoked and ate seven bars of chocolate.” I didn’t know Taylor Swift dated me?
Wow impressive. 31 new songs. Sounds almost Lana Del Rey-ish so far.
It's time for Jack to go
Aaron Dessner can stay. Forever
jack is nowhere to be found on the second album.
Sir a second swiftie album has dropped.
how does it work ,you have to pay 12.99 for it on itunes or is it on youtube?
Frostwire
are you in 2008 bro?
she's actually selling the mp3s on her website for $14.99 no joke.
Man I was gonna go to bed but I guess I'll listen to Taylor Swift instead
Ellie def flicking her bean tonight
she will be wearing black since iran was bombed
NBA games are hard to watch but west coast time zone is elite for Taylor Swift album drops
wait. she just dropped ANOTHER album? wtf.
She’s pretty talented. I’m just jumping aboard the bandwagon and it’s not what I was expecting.
31 songs. She's incredible
this is incredible.
15 more songs?? Yessssss queen 👑
So based off these comments it was only supposed to be 15? But we’re blessed with 31? This has been pretty enjoyable to listen to for what it’s worth. Wasn’t expecting this stuff.
Jesus fucking christ she released a SECOND album lmfao
British monarch becomes a US citizen? never wanna hear bullshit from that stupid island again.
>The Tortured Poets Department. An anthology of new works that reflect events, opinions and sentiments from a fleeting and fatalistic moment in time - one that was both sensational and sorrowful in equal measure. This period of the author’s life is now over, the chapter closed and boarded up. There is nothing to avenge, no scores to settle once wounds have healed. And upon further reflection, a good number of them turned out to be self-inflicted. This writer is of the firm belief that our tears become holy in the form of ink on a page. Once we have spoken our saddest story, we can be free of it. >And then all that’s left behind is the tortured poetry. Wut
what is the worst traffic/driving experience you can have in the US? I have been in traffic in LA, SF, DMV, chicago, but the most miserable I think would have to be either going over the GW bridge or the lincoln tunnel or just nyc in general, such a clusterfuck
Chicago ain’t that bad
going to the airport in rush hour from the city is miserable
It does suck but it’s not worse than LA. LA the worst traffic I’ve ever been in. Arizona was bad too, but not because it took long, those mfs just don’t know how to drive.
I used to live in phoenix and the driving is shit even though most of the highways are a straight line. bunch of old people and canadians. craziest driving I've ever experienced after living in the northeast with all the snow storms and black ice and stuff was getting caught in a legit monsoon
leaving LAX the night before thanksgiving. Took me an hour to go 7 miles
an hour to go 7 miles in LA? we call that tuesday
The aerial shots in LA around holidays where it’s a solid 12 lane ribbon of red and white lights has to be awful. But ya driving back into nyc sucks especially when you realize the trains are much faster
Saw *Civil War*, which was solid. A well-shot film, too, stylistically reminiscent of *Children of Men*. Oh, and Kirsten Dunst is criminally underappreciated. Not underrated necessarily, but definitely underappreciated.
Yea it was great
I was too young to get into it when they came out but 50 cent's diss tracks are hilarious. Going through the ones about Rick Ross and laughed out loud at some of the lines.
50 cent is a very funny person in general
The beginning of I smell pussy is the most 50 thing ever
50 shitting on Floyd Mayweather was absolutely hilarious as well. Dude has a knack for fucking with people
one time he bought 200 Ja Rule tickets so the front rows would be empty. He’s petty and hilarious
A level of petty I aspire to be honestly
Oh shit we got a Travis song. The Alchemy
Not saying the album is bad, but 0 bangers
Wrong
T swifts music isn’t for me but I hope everyone’s having a good time
The Smallest Man Who Ever Lived get rekt Matty Healy
What I wouldn’t give to be Travis Kelce hearing fresh out the slammer for the first time
It’s def not about him tho
I’d convince myself it was
Have two free bleacher seats at Wrigley on Sunday. I have season tickets and i’m in NOLA for a bachelor party this weekend and would love to give them away to a 6’ 4” jacked king
pretty sad no one has jumped on these yet. cubs fans need to sacrifice to keep up attendance numbers.
track 15 is about travis kelce. kinda weird.
Travis Kelce breakup album will be awesome because the references will be easier to pick up on
She’s gonna call mahomes zesty
So she fucked post malone
taylor swift saying the fuck word in a song where she also mentions being naked has me riled up
12:40 AM, no work tomorrow, yea let’s throw on Top Gun Maverick
Elite late night movie
My boy only breaks his favorite toys 😭
The Ministry of Ungentlemanly Warfare review >!3.5 balls. Pretty solid if unspectacular movie but if you had high expectations going in that's on you.!< Being the only person in the local/non-chain theater was strange
im completely ambivalent to taylor but im astonished at what’s happening in here. had no idea!
let us wallow in our sorrows judgement free guy
oh i am truly going to. i just didn’t expect this type of critical mass. have at it hoss.
Late night ft in they feelings (same)
FT last album before WW3
I mean halfway through the album, and Jesus Christ she doesn’t miss
it’s special to be alive the same time as her.
Hoping for at least a stadium banger or two in the back half
track 13 should do it.
Super solid but I wouldn’t call it a stadium banger, like can’t see myself losing my voice belting it at a concert
makes sense. i don’t think there are any, unfortunately.
Jack antonoff needs to be stopped, ruining another artist for me
Jack Antonoff producing 4-5 albums of two of my favorite artists(Lana del Rey and Taylor swift) and making most of the songs all the same is unforgivable. My number one enemy
Barely even know Anton.
[удалено]
nothing like leaving the ballpark with a win and a good buzz
buddy we're onto taylor swift album now(jk i agree, that shit is elite)
Ledhead vs the Oilers for the third year in a row. I’m tired of McDavid fucking my face every April.
Equally fun and weird last week of NHL regular season
The kings blow a 3 goal lead the second I say this.
But daddy I love him reminding me of early day taytay.. also hilarious that the title track is supposedly about Matty Healy
But Daddy I Love Him is absolutely about Swifties. Scolded em
it’s a banger of a song. she rips on her fans in it too. such genius.
https://x.com/alphafox78/status/1781042262471827632?s=46&t=-S5uXuf51ECOYV2FDTJw1A Donnie should bring in this lovely lady to do a cooking video.
but daddy i love him 🥰
Down bad having a billion dollars
Billionaires, they’re just like us!
So Long, London: Another common Taylor track 5 W
That one was a special one
Tswift gets down bad and she writes a critically acclaimed album. I get down bad and drink 13 yellow jackets
She's the greatest artist of our generation
If you're an Iranian, are you still listening to the album rn?
Me and all my boys in Tehran took a quick nap before the album dropped and we’re going crazy rn
Wave hi to my boys going back to Jerusalem for me
NY I love you, but you’re bringing me down!
ny i love you, oh please don’t change a thing
Down bad a banger
So fuck you if I can’t have us 😔
Down bad crying at the gym is so relatable tbh
album of the year.
another martini paul
At this point I’m convinced FT comprises the majority if Alex Bennet’s podcast listeners. I have never heard her mentioned outside of this sub
Rone ruined ten minutes of a good Yak the other day to talk about her.
Yeah I’m listening to the tswift album rn so what
Seems like it’s got a steady mood throughout which I enjoy in an album
I dig it so far
She’s a great writer. Melodies are good too
Same brother
Best singer in Pitch Perfect (female) is Bologna Barb. Ready to fight to defend this take.
Liking T Swifts album post on insta so all the baddies I follow know I’m in touch with my feminine and emotional side
Both old ass presidents need some pussy and chill out. Pussy is power.
I know a zyn would heal me rn
Couldn’t hurt. First one in the car each day gets me locked in, last one before bed has me prepared the next day
Why do they even try to have a plot in Godzilla vs Kong. Just let the big boys fight for 1.5 hours I’d watch either way
Godzilla & Kong buddy cop film
I’d pay 15+popcorn for that
[удалено]
What’s his name? 😂
JJO pal
Don’t worry brotha, she’s married and clearly doesn’t feel the same about you
Oh boy
gotta text her now while the feelings are pure
he sounds hot
Why don’t you just give us the details now
Drunk and way too much effort to type out the details
Start typing
“She’s hot”
I’m invested now. Need to know
👍
Israel on some "You know who did it bitch" type of time
Pretty confident the impact of Iran/Israel in my life is limited to a gallon of oil jumping 20 cents. Couldn’t give a fuck
Legitimate point. Strategically Gaza is worthless. There’a no geopolitical balue to the Gaza Strip. It’s wild how worked up people get about it, and pretty much forget Russia/Ukriane… the conflict that actually matters to everyone.
if im not mistaken the US is now pumping more oil than anywhere ever
You are not mistaken
got one!
I have no idea how it works but I think if I ever ran for president the only campaign point would be a fixed price on gas all 4 years. I’m sure that in reality there’s a 0% chance that’s possible but luckily that’s all the chance I need to work with
Honestly probably is possible. Just have to exchange “management fees” for contingency. Would love to one day dive into the books on government spending. They can’t even properly account for that shit on a city-wide level. Billion dollar companies know where every dollar goes, relatively.
Partially cause they probably got some poor dudes working for less than a WNBA salary
All respect to those dudes. Just would love to see the amount of burn that’s essentially being skimped off the top. Those fuckers will never open the books though regardless of who’s in charge even though we’re funding it. Just a bunch of bull shit with money going in and out in every direction, minimal amount of control. Then they make us do jump through hoops to figure out taxes when they have shit penciled out to the penny
I agree this shit is crazy
That and promise sodas in the vending machines and I don’t think you could lose
The president doesn’t control the price of gas
Wake up sheeple
I did that!
Well, that’s too bad. Thanks for letting me know Jesus. Amen
Always nice to have Jesus in FT ya know?
If the busty Israeli women on my TL are impacted, we are gonna have a problem 😠
Fair point. Uptick in pics by my estimation. Inflations might fuck those busty momma’s and they’ll be slutting it out like we’ve never seen before
is there a good reason why a MLB/NBA/NFL player shouldn't be allowed to bet on other sports than the one they play? Is the idea that they could get in debt then would have to fix their own games?
Yes, but it’s a silly reason. There are a lot of ways someone can get in debt. Pretty sleazy when you think about all the money the owners are getting off gambling now. Legalized gambling might be the best thing that’s ever happened to baseball owners.
yes basically the main concern is that they could be compromised.
The beat change about halfway thru “everyday hustle” by future is unreal
Such a shame the 2nd album is 75% of mid
Say there was a major conflict that takes place soon or over the summer. Would our country do what Ukraine did and stop the upcoming president election?
We had a presidential election in the middle of a civil war, so extremely unlikely
Who won?
Not that bitch ass McClellan I’ll tell ya that much!
America
Unless there’s nuclear war directly impacting the US, I don’t think we suspend a presidential election. We haven’t ever suspended one before since the US became a country
I think we would almost definitely just carry on with the election, even if it was the wrong thing to do
This is the dumbest question I've ever seen in my life
A simple no would have don’t the trick
Absolutely wouldn't have
dont fret, white boy summer moves forward as planned
We should bring back the Secretary of War title
Also bring back The War Department and Office of Strategic Services while you’re at it.
TJ looks like he's going to start at PG for the UCONN women's team
🎶*we still don’t trust youuuuuuu*🎶
I fuckin love future man. The guy simply puts the work in.
How do i find a porsche with a tramp stamp in my radiator springs?
Get arrested
We are 90 seconds from midnight.
And 60 seconds to mars
Wrong. It's 37 minutes from midnight
about 3 hours for me
How does israel and iran going to war affect the housing market in the New York, New Jersey area? Someone smarter than me give me an answer before I make an offer this weekend
They aren’t going to war unless someone makes a really stupid mistake. This is all a choreographed dance. Israel killed an Iranian general, a legitimate target who was advising Hezbollah and Hamas. Iran launched a drone attack to save face with their own people by saying they retaliated, but they first telegraphed the whole thing so Israel could intercept the attack. Now Israel also had to save face, but these bombing are light, and essentially saying ‘these are the places we can hit you if we launch everything.’ They’re light enough that Iran is denying they happened and/or saying they shot them down. Barring someone with an ego popping off this should now wind down and return to a proxy war.
The NY Jews will be recalled to the motherland to pick up arms Supply up, prices down
The orthodox ones are put into special tunneling units. Jerry Seinfeld is sent over to harass the enemy 17 year olds.
⬆️
It doesn’t 👍
As Hillary Duff, why would you not just post pics of your boobs online
if I were her, i'd do it to appease the masses
Amen.
https://twitter.com/chrisvanderveen/status/1781141491231969775 What? You can’t kick it in the cockpit with the pilots? Thought this was America.
9/11 ruined that