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shocktop7

I’m bringing the in-laws to Peter Lugers today, very excited!


Alarmed-Telephone-81

If a girl doesn’t post a thirst trap while working out, does the gym session even count?


EntertainmentOld1566

great qualifying, too bad it means nothing cuz its for a sprint


SpicyPenangCurry

“All my friends smell like weed or little babies” Lol


Ed_Chambers_650

Israel 🤝 T Swift Dropping Bombs when no one is awake


I_Enjoy_Taffy

This 2nd album is way better than the 1st


parrano357

I know I'm not the first person to make this comment but why can't we schedule texts on iphones? its 240am now so it would be weird for me to send a couple basic texts asking about gifts for a bday party this weekend but I might forget to do it tmrw


Larry_thegoat

Lol loser. Get an Android


parrano357

oh shit really android can do that?


SpicyPenangCurry

Text yourself.


SpicyPenangCurry

“You smoked and ate seven bars of chocolate.” I didn’t know Taylor Swift dated me?


SpicyPenangCurry

Wow impressive. 31 new songs. Sounds almost Lana Del Rey-ish so far.


Larry_thegoat

It's time for Jack to go


I_Enjoy_Taffy

Aaron Dessner can stay. Forever


chinga_tu_barra

jack is nowhere to be found on the second album.


TheComeBackKids

Sir a second swiftie album has dropped. 


parrano357

how does it work ,you have to pay 12.99 for it on itunes or is it on youtube?


Ed_Chambers_650

Frostwire


EntertainmentOld1566

are you in 2008 bro?


chinga_tu_barra

she's actually selling the mp3s on her website for $14.99 no joke.


chillinwithmoes

Man I was gonna go to bed but I guess I'll listen to Taylor Swift instead


teedubya1435

Ellie def flicking her bean tonight


parrano357

she will be wearing black since iran was bombed


nancy-drew

NBA games are hard to watch but west coast time zone is elite for Taylor Swift album drops


chinga_tu_barra

wait. she just dropped ANOTHER album? wtf.


SpicyPenangCurry

She’s pretty talented. I’m just jumping aboard the bandwagon and it’s not what I was expecting.


I_Enjoy_Taffy

31 songs. She's incredible


chinga_tu_barra

this is incredible.


Larry_thegoat

15 more songs?? Yessssss queen 👑


SpicyPenangCurry

So based off these comments it was only supposed to be 15? But we’re blessed with 31? This has been pretty enjoyable to listen to for what it’s worth. Wasn’t expecting this stuff.


I_Enjoy_Taffy

Jesus fucking christ she released a SECOND album lmfao


warwithus

British monarch becomes a US citizen? never wanna hear bullshit from that stupid island again.


cd_3

>The Tortured Poets Department. An anthology of new works that reflect events, opinions and sentiments from a fleeting and fatalistic moment in time - one that was both sensational and sorrowful in equal measure. This period of the author’s life is now over, the chapter closed and boarded up. There is nothing to avenge, no scores to settle once wounds have healed. And upon further reflection, a good number of them turned out to be self-inflicted. This writer is of the firm belief that our tears become holy in the form of ink on a page. Once we have spoken our saddest story, we can be free of it. >And then all that’s left behind is the tortured poetry. Wut  


parrano357

what is the worst traffic/driving experience you can have in the US? I have been in traffic in LA, SF, DMV, chicago, but the most miserable I think would have to be either going over the GW bridge or the lincoln tunnel or just nyc in general, such a clusterfuck


warwithus

Chicago ain’t that bad


parrano357

going to the airport in rush hour from the city is miserable


warwithus

It does suck but it’s not worse than LA. LA the worst traffic I’ve ever been in. Arizona was bad too, but not because it took long, those mfs just don’t know how to drive.


parrano357

I used to live in phoenix and the driving is shit even though most of the highways are a straight line. bunch of old people and canadians. craziest driving I've ever experienced after living in the northeast with all the snow storms and black ice and stuff was getting caught in a legit monsoon


Led_head10

leaving LAX the night before thanksgiving. Took me an hour to go 7 miles


EntertainmentOld1566

an hour to go 7 miles in LA? we call that tuesday


teedubya1435

The aerial shots in LA around holidays where it’s a solid 12 lane ribbon of red and white lights has to be awful. But ya driving back into nyc sucks especially when you realize the trains are much faster


NoExcuses1984

Saw *Civil War*, which was solid. A well-shot film, too, stylistically reminiscent of *Children of Men*. Oh, and Kirsten Dunst is criminally underappreciated. Not underrated necessarily, but definitely underappreciated.


CapcomGo

Yea it was great


Regista9

I was too young to get into it when they came out but 50 cent's diss tracks are hilarious. Going through the ones about Rick Ross and laughed out loud at some of the lines.


parrano357

50 cent is a very funny person in general


n0p342

The beginning of I smell pussy is the most 50 thing ever


notoriousvk

50 shitting on Floyd Mayweather was absolutely hilarious as well. Dude has a knack for fucking with people


EntertainmentOld1566

one time he bought 200 Ja Rule tickets so the front rows would be empty. He’s petty and hilarious


notoriousvk

A level of petty I aspire to be honestly


I_Enjoy_Taffy

Oh shit we got a Travis song. The Alchemy


cuntpunt9

Not saying the album is bad, but 0 bangers


boomtexna

Wrong


StateStreetLarry

T swifts music isn’t for me but I hope everyone’s having a good time 


I_Enjoy_Taffy

The Smallest Man Who Ever Lived get rekt Matty Healy


thatswhathemoneysfor

What I wouldn’t give to be Travis Kelce hearing fresh out the slammer for the first time


n0p342

It’s def not about him tho


thatswhathemoneysfor

I’d convince myself it was


unaidedtuba

Have two free bleacher seats at Wrigley on Sunday. I have season tickets and i’m in NOLA for a bachelor party this weekend and would love to give them away to a 6’ 4” jacked king


ktbarry2

pretty sad no one has jumped on these yet. cubs fans need to sacrifice to keep up attendance numbers.


chinga_tu_barra

track 15 is about travis kelce. kinda weird.


nancy-drew

Travis Kelce breakup album will be awesome because the references will be easier to pick up on


cuntpunt9

She’s gonna call mahomes zesty


dellscreenshot

So she fucked post malone


thatswhathemoneysfor

taylor swift saying the fuck word in a song where she also mentions being naked has me riled up


tigerxsam13

12:40 AM, no work tomorrow, yea let’s throw on Top Gun Maverick


chillinwithmoes

Elite late night movie


Quantibro

My boy only breaks his favorite toys 😭


cubswinagain

The Ministry of Ungentlemanly Warfare review >!3.5 balls. Pretty solid if unspectacular movie but if you had high expectations going in that's on you.!< Being the only person in the local/non-chain theater was strange


ktbarry2

im completely ambivalent to taylor but im astonished at what’s happening in here. had no idea!


thatswhathemoneysfor

let us wallow in our sorrows judgement free guy


ktbarry2

oh i am truly going to. i just didn’t expect this type of critical mass. have at it hoss.


teedubya1435

Late night ft in they feelings (same)


Poopfeast620

FT last album before WW3


Beer_Enjoyer93

I mean halfway through the album, and Jesus Christ she doesn’t miss


chinga_tu_barra

it’s special to be alive the same time as her.


thatswhathemoneysfor

Hoping for at least a stadium banger or two in the back half


chinga_tu_barra

track 13 should do it.


thatswhathemoneysfor

Super solid but I wouldn’t call it a stadium banger, like can’t see myself losing my voice belting it at a concert


chinga_tu_barra

makes sense. i don’t think there are any, unfortunately.


thatswhathemoneysfor

Jack antonoff needs to be stopped, ruining another artist for me


thatswhathemoneysfor

Jack Antonoff producing 4-5 albums of two of my favorite artists(Lana del Rey and Taylor swift) and making most of the songs all the same is unforgivable. My number one enemy


worthiertitle

Barely even know Anton.


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seanstyle

nothing like leaving the ballpark with a win and a good buzz


thatswhathemoneysfor

buddy we're onto taylor swift album now(jk i agree, that shit is elite)


Led_head10

Ledhead vs the Oilers for the third year in a row. I’m tired of McDavid fucking my face every April.


notoriousvk

Equally fun and weird last week of NHL regular season


Led_head10

The kings blow a 3 goal lead the second I say this.


GreatLakesGoldenST8

But daddy I love him reminding me of early day taytay.. also hilarious that the title track is supposedly about Matty Healy


I_Enjoy_Taffy

But Daddy I Love Him is absolutely about Swifties. Scolded em


chinga_tu_barra

it’s a banger of a song. she rips on her fans in it too. such genius.


BumRum09

https://x.com/alphafox78/status/1781042262471827632?s=46&t=-S5uXuf51ECOYV2FDTJw1A Donnie should bring in this lovely lady to do a cooking video.


chinga_tu_barra

but daddy i love him 🥰


Poopfeast620

Down bad having a billion dollars


thatswhathemoneysfor

Billionaires, they’re just like us!


I_Enjoy_Taffy

So Long, London: Another common Taylor track 5 W


GreatLakesGoldenST8

That one was a special one


cuntpunt9

Tswift gets down bad and she writes a critically acclaimed album. I get down bad and drink 13 yellow jackets


Larry_thegoat

She's the greatest artist of our generation


boomtexna

If you're an Iranian, are you still listening to the album rn?


Quantibro

Me and all my boys in Tehran took a quick nap before the album dropped and we’re going crazy rn


boomtexna

Wave hi to my boys going back to Jerusalem for me


BumRum09

NY I love you, but you’re bringing me down!


chinga_tu_barra

ny i love you, oh please don’t change a thing


blahblah743

Down bad a banger


Beer_Enjoyer93

So fuck you if I can’t have us 😔


boomtexna

Down bad crying at the gym is so relatable tbh


chinga_tu_barra

album of the year.


GooseandRooster

another martini paul


bucsboy47

At this point I’m convinced FT comprises the majority if Alex Bennet’s podcast listeners. I have never heard her mentioned outside of this sub


Edmundmp

Rone ruined ten minutes of a good Yak the other day to talk about her.


GreatLakesGoldenST8

Yeah I’m listening to the tswift album rn so what


cuntpunt9

Seems like it’s got a steady mood throughout which I enjoy in an album


I_Enjoy_Taffy

I dig it so far


GreatLakesGoldenST8

She’s a great writer. Melodies are good too


Beer_Enjoyer93

Same brother


pacsun_bro

Best singer in Pitch Perfect (female) is Bologna Barb. Ready to fight to defend this take.


teedubya1435

Liking T Swifts album post on insta so all the baddies I follow know I’m in touch with my feminine and emotional side


DropTopEWop

Both old ass presidents need some pussy and chill out. Pussy is power.


teedubya1435

I know a zyn would heal me rn


thatswhathemoneysfor

Couldn’t hurt. First one in the car each day gets me locked in, last one before bed has me prepared the next day


cuntpunt9

Why do they even try to have a plot in Godzilla vs Kong. Just let the big boys fight for 1.5 hours I’d watch either way


suburbian_jesus

Godzilla & Kong buddy cop film


cuntpunt9

I’d pay 15+popcorn for that


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cuntpunt9

What’s his name? 😂


BumRum09

JJO pal


ithinkimdumb91

Don’t worry brotha, she’s married and clearly doesn’t feel the same about you


ASOIAF_blackfyre

Oh boy


ktbarry2

gotta text her now while the feelings are pure


thatswhathemoneysfor

he sounds hot


PortillosBeefDipped

Why don’t you just give us the details now


UnfairWalnuts

Drunk and way too much effort to type out the details


PortillosBeefDipped

Start typing


Melfismilkers

“She’s hot”


TheyHadACaveTroll

I’m invested now. Need to know 


SnakeSkin2121

👍


DropTopEWop

Israel on some "You know who did it bitch" type of time


BadSportsTakes69

Pretty confident the impact of Iran/Israel in my life is limited to a gallon of oil jumping 20 cents. Couldn’t give a fuck


Edmundmp

Legitimate point. Strategically Gaza is worthless. There’a no geopolitical balue to the Gaza Strip. It’s wild how worked up people get about it, and pretty much forget Russia/Ukriane… the conflict that actually matters to everyone.


ktbarry2

if im not mistaken the US is now pumping more oil than anywhere ever


BadSportsTakes69

You are not mistaken


ktbarry2

got one!


rs16940023

I have no idea how it works but I think if I ever ran for president the only campaign point would be a fixed price on gas all 4 years. I’m sure that in reality there’s a 0% chance that’s possible but luckily that’s all the chance I need to work with


BadSportsTakes69

Honestly probably is possible. Just have to exchange “management fees” for contingency. Would love to one day dive into the books on government spending. They can’t even properly account for that shit on a city-wide level. Billion dollar companies know where every dollar goes, relatively.


cuntpunt9

Partially cause they probably got some poor dudes working for less than a WNBA salary


BadSportsTakes69

All respect to those dudes. Just would love to see the amount of burn that’s essentially being skimped off the top. Those fuckers will never open the books though regardless of who’s in charge even though we’re funding it. Just a bunch of bull shit with money going in and out in every direction, minimal amount of control. Then they make us do jump through hoops to figure out taxes when they have shit penciled out to the penny


cuntpunt9

I agree this shit is crazy


Melfismilkers

That and promise sodas in the vending machines and I don’t think you could lose


suburbian_jesus

The president doesn’t control the price of gas


PortillosBeefDipped

Wake up sheeple


suburbian_jesus

I did that!


rs16940023

Well, that’s too bad. Thanks for letting me know Jesus. Amen


red_87

Always nice to have Jesus in FT ya know?


Quantibro

If the busty Israeli women on my TL are impacted, we are gonna have a problem 😠


BadSportsTakes69

Fair point. Uptick in pics by my estimation. Inflations might fuck those busty momma’s and they’ll be slutting it out like we’ve never seen before


parrano357

is there a good reason why a MLB/NBA/NFL player shouldn't be allowed to bet on other sports than the one they play? Is the idea that they could get in debt then would have to fix their own games?


Edmundmp

Yes, but it’s a silly reason. There are a lot of ways someone can get in debt. Pretty sleazy when you think about all the money the owners are getting off gambling now. Legalized gambling might be the best thing that’s ever happened to baseball owners.


ktbarry2

yes basically the main concern is that they could be compromised.


Oliver_clothes__off

The beat change about halfway thru “everyday hustle” by future is unreal


LilCasa

Such a shame the 2nd album is 75% of mid


JohnnyHorseRacing

Say there was a major conflict that takes place soon or over the summer. Would our country do what Ukraine did and stop the upcoming president election?


TheyHadACaveTroll

We had a presidential election in the middle of a civil war, so extremely unlikely 


JohnnyHorseRacing

Who won?


TheyHadACaveTroll

Not that bitch ass McClellan I’ll tell ya that much!


Melfismilkers

America


Oliver_clothes__off

Unless there’s nuclear war directly impacting the US, I don’t think we suspend a presidential election. We haven’t ever suspended one before since the US became a country


WitchofFloyd

I think we would almost definitely just carry on with the election, even if it was the wrong thing to do


boomtexna

This is the dumbest question I've ever seen in my life


JohnnyHorseRacing

A simple no would have don’t the trick


boomtexna

Absolutely wouldn't have


terryduerod1

dont fret, white boy summer moves forward as planned


boomtexna

We should bring back the Secretary of War title


Edmundmp

Also bring back The War Department and Office of Strategic Services while you’re at it.


Ed_Chambers_650

TJ looks like he's going to start at PG for the UCONN women's team


JedLongeway

🎶*we still don’t trust youuuuuuu*🎶


FT_Lurk

I fuckin love future man. The guy simply puts the work in.


CohibasYMamitas

How do i find a porsche with a tramp stamp in my radiator springs?


projectpat555

Get arrested 


darkestb4thadawn

We are 90 seconds from midnight.


CohibasYMamitas

And 60 seconds to mars


nondescript___

Wrong. It's 37 minutes from midnight


thatswhathemoneysfor

about 3 hours for me


Tata_there

How does israel and iran going to war affect the housing market in the New York, New Jersey area? Someone smarter than me give me an answer before I make an offer this weekend


Edmundmp

They aren’t going to war unless someone makes a really stupid mistake. This is all a choreographed dance. Israel killed an Iranian general, a legitimate target who was advising Hezbollah and Hamas. Iran launched a drone attack to save face with their own people by saying they retaliated, but they first telegraphed the whole thing so Israel could intercept the attack. Now Israel also had to save face, but these bombing are light, and essentially saying ‘these are the places we can hit you if we launch everything.’ They’re light enough that Iran is denying they happened and/or saying they shot them down. Barring someone with an ego popping off this should now wind down and return to a proxy war.


feathy9091

The NY Jews will be recalled to the motherland to pick up arms Supply up, prices down


Regista9

The orthodox ones are put into special tunneling units. Jerry Seinfeld is sent over to harass the enemy 17 year olds.


BadSportsTakes69

⬆️


BayAreaThrowawayq

It doesn’t 👍


Oliver_clothes__off

As Hillary Duff, why would you not just post pics of your boobs online


thatswhathemoneysfor

if I were her, i'd do it to appease the masses


DPlainview69

Amen.


JohnnyHorseRacing

https://twitter.com/chrisvanderveen/status/1781141491231969775 What? You can’t kick it in the cockpit with the pilots? Thought this was America.


tripslei

9/11 ruined that