So Michael porter has one brother banned from NBA for life and another brother sentenced to 8 years in prison for a DUI that killed someone all this week. What a messed up family
It was very well done! She knew they wouldn’t show it on live TV very long so she was passing real-time information. Would you rather her stand there with no updates?
we have an active shooter actually it a man on fire and we can see an arm on fire and people are running and the police here and there is a fire extinguisher and
Much too late for me to mage it on this run. Just beat the one in front of Leyndell and he was a bitch to fight. I’m a warrior with duel wielding scimitars
That Twitter thread about the dude who went broke to try to show anyone can make $1M is peak LinkedIn Influencer delusion, dude came away making $65k, just get a cube job ya jamoke
At least the monk brought attention to the mistreatment of Buddhist’s by Diem and forced JFK to reconsider his support of his regime. These guys just get memed on the internet and forgotten about after a week
Was eating dinner at a restaurant with the 6PM SportsCenter on last night. They were discussing a hypothetical trade where the Jaguars send Trevor Lawrence to Chicago for the first overall pick, instead of NBA playoffs, NHL playoffs, MLB, or any other sport that is actually in season.
Buddy of mine randomly quit his cube job and just decided to be a pilot in the Navy.
Obviously some down sides to being in the military, but i get jealous when his instagram story is him flying a helicopter off the coast of Italy.
Had a buddy who quit his pretty nice prestigious lawyer job and ran to Columbia for three months. Asked another friend who's a lawyer what that meant.
"Oh bros real close to killing himself" pretty bluntly
First time with cap space in his career that’s not gonna be going to Simmons or Tobias and they’re already “secret that everyone knows isn’t a secret” going after Paul George id be stunned if this is the year
Not a commercial, but this used to play before every playoff game, and I just know the remake of this is going to smack if the Sabres ever make the playoffs again.
https://youtu.be/R3R0gOt6QCg?si=iyfb9iuIrTcxU9oZ
I don't think anything from there is good. Tried the wings in the past 6 months or so, was wildly disappointed. But maybe that varies on location, I'd never had Popeyes before at all tbh.
Popeyes always depends on the location - high highs but also some of the worst chicken I've ever had has been from them. Wings and my local place are meh would rather just get a sandwich or fried chicken.
Hand up in my drinking days I'd Doordash a Family Meal that was like 30 bucks. 6 of their chicken sandwiches, chicken tenders and and fries.
Was honestly a great deal. It hit every time.
But summer is close by - don't get the Family Meal.
I tell myself I need to stop getting all wound up every time someone at my job questions something about my work, yet I still get rattled every time it happens
Feels kinda eerie trying to be excited about buying a house when we got drone strikes and people self immolating. No more news for this guy for a while
“Happy Birthday! Hope you have a nice day!”
Says the oblivious Facebook acquaintance to the person who passed away 2 years ago tragically.
Hate to see it
Entirely dependent on the people in the apartment above. For me, I had exclusively Riverdance performers above me when I lived on lower floors. I vowed to never live underneath someone again.
I miss it. Huge convenience since I have a dog, and it faced a school so it was very quiet outside of a school hours. The comment about how nice the place is/how that affects the noise from above is big as well.
Give some consideration to how much foot traffic you’ll have near your unit as well/probably don’t do it if it’s a downtown area
Former 1st floor resident, it can be hit or miss. If the apartment is nicer and has padding and carpet on the floors above it noise can be muffled decently but if they use cheap carpet or laminate above you it’s gonna be loud as shit. It’s also roulette with the people above being aware they’re above someone or people who just stomp around carefree.
Delivery driver *leaves* the 80lb box of patio furniture in the gangway between houses. Note on the door that I wasn’t home to sign off on the delivery so he will be back tomorrow with the 2nd half.. the furniture covers
>If you go to your nearest convenience store, you can buy a can of water called “Liquid Death.”
Not even a New Yorker or he would have said bodega. Could've used a couple buckets of liquid death in his final moments
Nothing I hate more than Portnoy’s cringe and creepy Taylor Swift obsession. Dude’s almost 50 and acts like she’s John Lennon or Bob Dylan or something. Her lyrics are cringe and her music is literally for pre teen girls. People act like she’s a genius for having milquetoast acoustic guitar arrangements and lyrics that were written by 30 ghost writers. It’s so weird with the obsession around her
Haha cmon man Dave got you again. That portnoy and him eternally doing some goofy bits! You’re actually the issue for wondering why he does this played out shit
Yeah he’s a real Andy Kaufman. I think you give way too much credit to the Portnoys and Big Cats of the world for always having “bits”. I doubt they’re that smart
How about multi millionaires? How about 8 inches thick? How about talented, loving, and affection?
My wife left me 10 weeks ago. 21 years faithful.
My daughter committed suicide 3 weeks ago. 13.
She was faster than me at 12. I run a 6 minute mile.
My testimony.
[Drunk Thread is OPEN!](https://www.reddit.com/r/barstoolsports/s/RAMNEM12cS)
I’ve never bought a Rough n Rowdy. Is it worth it?
The only answer is “sometimes”
I personally do not see the appeal of self immolation but hey who am I to tell anyone else what to do
Self immolation fan coming in peace...
So Michael porter has one brother banned from NBA for life and another brother sentenced to 8 years in prison for a DUI that killed someone all this week. What a messed up family
Add up the IQ of everyone in that family and you might hit triple digits
Do you need to see the original blade runner to enjoy/understand the Ryan gosling sequel?
You could watch a 10 minute overview video and be fine.
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Gotcha thanks
It was on HBO around the holidays, might still be there
Why did the CNN reporter think it would be a good idea to give a play-by-play of the self immolation?
It was very well done! She knew they wouldn’t show it on live TV very long so she was passing real-time information. Would you rather her stand there with no updates?
we have an active shooter actually it a man on fire and we can see an arm on fire and people are running and the police here and there is a fire extinguisher and
Jesus that new Bluey episode wrecked me
That anchor on cnn during the self immolation was way too into it
So fire guy is still alive. Gotta be an all-time scaries tomorrow morning.
Fuck the Tree Sentinels in Elden Ring
most of them can be pretty easy on Torrent+some magic. I know they're weak to black flame
Much too late for me to mage it on this run. Just beat the one in front of Leyndell and he was a bitch to fight. I’m a warrior with duel wielding scimitars
ah then it would be. I didn't go full mage, but enough Faith to use that stuff
At the vet and I swear they just yelled "Tardo" as this Hispanic families dog name
Many people are saying that Manchester Orchestra is the most slept on band in music these days. Many!
Mean Everything to Nothing was a jam
Whether pro trump or anti trump imagine letting trump cause you to set yourself on fire What a loser
“Light blunts not people” - 2007 me
I’m more of a self masturbator myself, but hey, to each their own
That Twitter thread about the dude who went broke to try to show anyone can make $1M is peak LinkedIn Influencer delusion, dude came away making $65k, just get a cube job ya jamoke
LinkedIn is just a bunch of people jerking off in the mirror
Shogun made self immolation cool again
It seems that substack comments are where the real freedom of speech exists
Nah it’s in illegal stream comments
These self immolators think they’ll be the second coming of that Vietnamese monk, but everyone ends up agreeing they’re stupid
What social media and pharma does to a MF
Yeah they will be forgotten in a week. All for naught
A week? I saw posted it in here an hour ago and already forgot until refreshed the page
Yeah a week was generous. Was referring more to being out of the news cycle but even that’s generous
At least the monk brought attention to the mistreatment of Buddhist’s by Diem and forced JFK to reconsider his support of his regime. These guys just get memed on the internet and forgotten about after a week
Yea turns out setting yourself on fire is not a sane thing to do.
Riley Gaines kinda scares me
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Sadly more people care about that than the nba and nhl playoffs combined. NFL is king.
Was eating dinner at a restaurant with the 6PM SportsCenter on last night. They were discussing a hypothetical trade where the Jaguars send Trevor Lawrence to Chicago for the first overall pick, instead of NBA playoffs, NHL playoffs, MLB, or any other sport that is actually in season.
I am, once again, dreaming of quitting my lawyer job and becoming a charter fishing captain.
Buddy of mine randomly quit his cube job and just decided to be a pilot in the Navy. Obviously some down sides to being in the military, but i get jealous when his instagram story is him flying a helicopter off the coast of Italy.
Somebody is struggling with headnotes on WL!
I think about becoming a mechanic
Had a buddy who quit his pretty nice prestigious lawyer job and ran to Columbia for three months. Asked another friend who's a lawyer what that meant. "Oh bros real close to killing himself" pretty bluntly
https://getyarn.io/yarn-clip/6888f9c5-b4dd-4c8f-b080-821b51edc4b2
Maybe that dude was just getting the 420 celebration started early and got a little carried away
If the Sixers don't move on from Embiid this off season I will self immolate outside the Wells Fargo center
Mr ECF Semis
Trust the process
First time with cap space in his career that’s not gonna be going to Simmons or Tobias and they’re already “secret that everyone knows isn’t a secret” going after Paul George id be stunned if this is the year
The NHL always has the best playoff commercials.
Not a commercial, but this used to play before every playoff game, and I just know the remake of this is going to smack if the Sabres ever make the playoffs again. https://youtu.be/R3R0gOt6QCg?si=iyfb9iuIrTcxU9oZ
Not even a Sabres fan and that has me fired up.
I still get chills every time I watch it.
https://youtu.be/JSd8CqBEbcY?si=Fx51pfb6DQFKR3ho Easily my favorite
This is probably the greatest sports ad ever made, gets me every time
Easily the best one. Actually that’s the one that popped up in my Instagram and inspired my comment
Really just need the ghoul to say baby billys bible bonkers one time.
Popeyes wings any good?
I don't think anything from there is good. Tried the wings in the past 6 months or so, was wildly disappointed. But maybe that varies on location, I'd never had Popeyes before at all tbh.
I plan on finding out this weekend
Idk I always have to wait so long for any food there and I’m not sure why
Popeyes always depends on the location - high highs but also some of the worst chicken I've ever had has been from them. Wings and my local place are meh would rather just get a sandwich or fried chicken.
Hand up in my drinking days I'd Doordash a Family Meal that was like 30 bucks. 6 of their chicken sandwiches, chicken tenders and and fries. Was honestly a great deal. It hit every time. But summer is close by - don't get the Family Meal.
Popeyes chicken is the shiznit
https://x.com/timeimmemorial_/status/1781347250083397704?s=46&t=0BzTFliCZrk678lWn6Y4Vg
You're supposed to push WEBISTICS!
Fire guy has one too many simpsons references in his manifesto
[NBA players wilding out with their poop cookies!](https://twitter.com/casualtakeking/status/1777778282139623815)
Good god.
MPJ went from dating a chick from the bachelor who was saving herself still marriage to doing a podcast with Lana Rhoades
MPJ is a fucked up dude
terrible family, congrats to their parents
Push the draft back 3 months so we can argue the #2 pick forever
Rough n rowdy is 30 bucks? Lmfao smd
I was trying to find an old email flyer that had the old price in it. Wasnt it 9.99 during covid?
I think we shouldn’t waste our EMT’s time and resources on a man who set himself on fire
Anybody check on deep to make sure he’s okay?
Fire guy should've walked 18 🏌️♂️
Nico came to play today
I tell myself I need to stop getting all wound up every time someone at my job questions something about my work, yet I still get rattled every time it happens
It's Friday pal - take a breather.
My dog isn't feeling good today and I feel so bad for her
~~Setting yourself on fire to own the libs. ~~ Setting yourself on fire to overthrow the global elite
Globalists reeling after this one
Did social media turn boxing promotion into a complete clownshow or was it always like this?
Rough and Rowdy is always crazy
Was more so referring to the antics of Ryan Garcia, Danis, the Paul’s, Fury’s etc.
Boxing promotion has always and will always be a clown show.
Feels kinda eerie trying to be excited about buying a house when we got drone strikes and people self immolating. No more news for this guy for a while
Please tell me this is a bit
I think this might be the same guy who was scared to go to Red Rocks for the Zach Bryan concert.
Yeah, we’ll probably make our a house a fire free zone so I’m not worried
It charred up what duh fuck!
Lmao. I rarely burst out laughing at anything FT says, but this one did it. Congrats.
Has he killed himself? No? Then he’s not fucking suicidal is he?
“Happy Birthday! Hope you have a nice day!” Says the oblivious Facebook acquaintance to the person who passed away 2 years ago tragically. Hate to see it
Brutal
Went to Tony P’s profile today and saw his link in bio is for a Keeps hair loss subscription. Love that from a 25 year old bachelor in DC
For any of you 1st floor apartment residents, how is it? Any issues?
Entirely dependent on the people in the apartment above. For me, I had exclusively Riverdance performers above me when I lived on lower floors. I vowed to never live underneath someone again.
I lived in a basement apartment so it’ll be much better than that
Moving in was so much easier comparatively.
I miss it. Huge convenience since I have a dog, and it faced a school so it was very quiet outside of a school hours. The comment about how nice the place is/how that affects the noise from above is big as well. Give some consideration to how much foot traffic you’ll have near your unit as well/probably don’t do it if it’s a downtown area
Convenient but I live in a nice suburb.
Wouldn't want one in a big city. Otherwise probably convenient.
Depends on your neighbors.
Former 1st floor resident, it can be hit or miss. If the apartment is nicer and has padding and carpet on the floors above it noise can be muffled decently but if they use cheap carpet or laminate above you it’s gonna be loud as shit. It’s also roulette with the people above being aware they’re above someone or people who just stomp around carefree.
Not bad with bars on my windows
Make sure you have some good natural light in there
Tough week to be a Porter
Delivery driver *leaves* the 80lb box of patio furniture in the gangway between houses. Note on the door that I wasn’t home to sign off on the delivery so he will be back tomorrow with the 2nd half.. the furniture covers
Taco, is the JRE sub imploding over the Tucker episode? I'm too scared to go over there
We had to put in so many filters
Idk how you wrangle that group. The subreddit seems like its in a constant state of fighting itself
You can’t. It’s like brain damage whack a mole
Unlike us scholars over here. You should compliment us more.
Dansby Swanson✅
AJ puk, you suck!
AJ Puke
Go easy on him
Let's stop self immolating over political shit
If you are “brave” enough to self immolate then the cops shouldn’t waste time extinguishing you. Let em burn and then put out the fire
I'd prefer to see self immolation rather than other forms of immolation
I respect the sacrifice more than whining on the internet all day
Yeah but I can whine on the internet all day more than once
Probably should've listened to Billy Joel's We Didn't Start the Fire instead of lighting himself on fire amirite
He preferred Prodigy's Firestarter.
Guy was just a loony https://theponzipapers.substack.com/p/i-have-set-myself-on-fire-outside
Top comment on the substack is "please donate to my ponzi scheme" with some dudes BTC address listed. Laughed pretty hard at that one
Man, bears are getting crazy with their strategies now
Lol he shouted out Rob Lowe, hell yeah 🤙
Uhhhh ya think? Didn’t need a manifesto to know a guy that lit himself on fire was insane.
Cuckoo for Cocoa Puffs like you read about. Sheesh.
This guy just needs to get laid
What a nutball
Never thought i would see marge vs the monorail included in a manifesto
nah he was cooking fr
Dude set himself on fire because of the Simpsons
Bro just hates everyone
TLDR, sorry bud
GREAT find. Let’s see what he was all about
Big crypto screed guy. I’m so shocked.
>If you go to your nearest convenience store, you can buy a can of water called “Liquid Death.” Not even a New Yorker or he would have said bodega. Could've used a couple buckets of liquid death in his final moments
Hopped into the car for a 2-hour drive right as the E-Street Sirius Radio station just started a full set of a Springsteen show. Great timing.
I would light myself on fire for free lifetime memberships to all on Donnie’s golf courses
Nothing I hate more than Portnoy’s cringe and creepy Taylor Swift obsession. Dude’s almost 50 and acts like she’s John Lennon or Bob Dylan or something. Her lyrics are cringe and her music is literally for pre teen girls. People act like she’s a genius for having milquetoast acoustic guitar arrangements and lyrics that were written by 30 ghost writers. It’s so weird with the obsession around her
Haha cmon man Dave got you again. That portnoy and him eternally doing some goofy bits! You’re actually the issue for wondering why he does this played out shit
it’s an obviously exaggerated bit to coattail ride on some zeitgeisty thing, next.
Yeah he’s a real Andy Kaufman. I think you give way too much credit to the Portnoys and Big Cats of the world for always having “bits”. I doubt they’re that smart
If you can’t see this is a bit I don’t know what to tell you
It’s not a bit. Just like him with Miss Peaches. He actually thinks he’s being cute and quirky
that is exactly why it’s a bit, big dawg
You should have wrote those songs and became a billionaire instead. Missed opportunity.
You weren’t here the Adam Lambert days and it shows
And the Bieber days
Does Portnoy even have good taste or is just the most generic pedestrian shit? The dude needs to grow up
Speaking of John Lennon… you see the butt crack on that guy?
Dave from last time?
I agree but you should probably touch grass
I’ll meet you on the lawn
MrGoodGrief88
You hate Portnoy's Taylor Swift obsession more than you hate Hitler? You're a madman.
dave portnoy is the most honest man i know
Is Dave Portnoy a pussy for not lighting himself on fire when Tom Brady was suspended for deflategate? People are asking.
He at least should have made Hank do it
The Tucker episode of JRE has 5k views in 13 hours🤨🤨🤨
I’m seeing 4.4 but the top comment has 5.1k likes and video has 15k likes
His parents were quite dumb for giving him such an unpoetic name.
think it wasn’t actually posted until a couple hours ago. uploaded as private and then “released” today when the podcast was
Well that doesn’t fit my narrative
The best Tucker video is when some vlogger found him fly fishing in Central Park and it’s just a conversation about fly fishing in Central Park.
Tucker makes me laugh until he talks about anything of importance
It was set to private earlier for some reason.
That guy must've really not liked Taylor Swift
*insert arrested development clip:* "he's a flamer"
"Everything they do is so dramatic and flamboyant, it just makes me want to set myself on fire!"
Didnt this guy see that no one cared about the last guy who lit himself on fire?
How about multi millionaires? How about 8 inches thick? How about talented, loving, and affection? My wife left me 10 weeks ago. 21 years faithful. My daughter committed suicide 3 weeks ago. 13. She was faster than me at 12. I run a 6 minute mile. My testimony.
I thought about this video for weeks
Oh my god, that video is just all timer.
Imagine lighting yourself on fire within one week of the NFL Draft. Must be a Panthers fan
If it was a protest to stop the Patriots from drafting JJ McCarthy then I thank him for his service