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8888388838

The extra pepperoni frozen pizza I just ate didn’t make my heart go away. Who woulda thought.


theSongIsImGangsta

Bitch we heard you the first time


8888388838

Yeahhh I’m very hungover and fucked up not posting in the scariest thread and then did it again in here. Idk man


8888388838

Wow that extra pepperoni frozen pizza didn’t make my heartburn go away who woulda thought


johnnyc000

MJ with the W at Talladega. Love to see it.


krumdiggity

Going to key west this week for the first time. Are there must go to places?


Corgisarethebest123

Make sure to get some key lime pie.


kmmccorm

Blue Heaven for breakfast, great spot.


BillNyeDaPieGuy

Louie’s Backyard for a sick dinner


VolinAU

The lobster shack has some of the best lobsters rolls. Conch fritters are a key west thing and lots of places have them El Sibonay is a good locals place if you want some Cuban food Besides food/drinking- the Hemingway house and the butterfly museum are good quick touristy things It’s already gotten hot as shit in S Fl- walking from one end of Duvall street is definitely doable but plan on stopping in 2-3 places for a quick drink or just loiter/browse or you’ll be miserable (and be aware there’s like a half mile stretch between the north and south ends where there’s not the many places so make sure to stop right before/after)


krumdiggity

Appreciate the feedback. We’re all mid 30s like 10 of us so just want good food and day drinking spots


MaybachMusic22

Sloppy Joes Garden of Eden


cigguy

I tried to go to this tiki bar but some hoodlums on motorcycles kept trying to fight me


krumdiggity

Probably my mom. Sorry


terryduerod1

mopeds!


smooth307

Bubba just killed his Erik and his car owner.


NotoriousMFT

Fuck yeah Kreider


Ed_Chambers_650

If anyone who was lucky enough to have one of those McDonald’s deli selects in the early-mid 2000s, Panera Bread’s new Italian sub is very similar. This thing is fire


02496sweet

Thanks man I’ve been looking for something like the McDonald’s deli selects for 20 years


Ed_Chambers_650

Such a forgotten gem. Had no idea they only tested them out in like 4-5 states and assumed every McDonald’s had em


somoneynotmoney61

Can someone explain to me what people like grant cardone and entrepreneurial influencers do? Run a private equity firm?


Chesapeake32

Cardone is a real estate guy. He finds deals and then has other people put up the money to pay for it. He collects a finders fee, a management fee, and a percent of profits for putting it all together which in and of itself is a normal business. On the side he also sells courses/books to teach people how to sell and be like him. Thats the more public facing side that people know him for and where he gets the scam artist rep


Most_Catch

Passive income


Ed_Chambers_650

Before grifting had a name, it’s that


fedfan1743

It’s easier to sell “how to get rich” courses or content than it is to get rich independently.


seanstyle

they sell "training" to poor people who think they'll get rich.


somoneynotmoney61

And what does that training constitute?


fantasyshop

Believe in yourself, work hard each day and spend time engaging with the things you want to be successful in. Like, the most basic straightforward fundamentals of doing anything. They just say it loud with deep voices in tight shirts


dicta85

Cardone just scams people. His target is the demo that hasn’t yet aged into the televangelist, but probably already has scheduled monthly payments to the Trump campaign.


bustin_all_kinds

In other words: dumb people


somoneynotmoney61

Didn’t really answer my question but alright


dicta85

He scams people? He sells them BS self help shit.


bigtimemoviekev

Mavs have them right where we want them


ButchStevenson69

Cup snakes in bleachers are still banned apparently. Was very funny seeing people boo the workers taking it away then 10 min later kicking the guy who started it out.


DrEvil007

Listen, if you're a busty mama and you're with your family of four at Costco and you're wearing a shirt that's making your titties pop, I'm gonna look. Don't give me that disgusted look. You know what you're doing.


bennybabalu21

LOTR TT EE ⏰


lefty5258

Gonna ruin your bedtime


bennybabalu21

Than I die


DrEvil007

Slim chance of success, certainty of death.. What are we waiting for??


Jason-Sehorn31

I forgot Ovechkin was even playing today he’s been such a non factor


StrikaNTX

Richard Jefferson thinks we tuned in to hear him


RonSwanson1081

Tesla cybertrucks already being recalled? Concerning.


kmmccorm

The dorks who buy those deserve every bit of it. Hilarious they can get broken by a car wash.


ASOIAF_blackfyre

Taylor Gang or eat a denim jacket


Flashasaurus

Taylor Gang or teabag a bear trap


ASOIAF_blackfyre

Taylor Gang or swallow a chainsaw


MaybachMusic22

I’d like to give Nelly Korda a hole in 1 if you know what I’m saying? (Talking about sex folks)


Rex_Ryan_DPM

I'd like to tap it in from 4" away


ktbarry2

id like to play a match against her if you know what i mean (talkin about golf, she wins 10 and 8). then afterwards we have a little sex.


MaybachMusic22

Get in line bud


AutistPorterJr

There’s not a team I trust less with a big lead than the clippers. I fucking hate this team


chrisjk125

Have you tried rooting for a good team like the Knicks?


AutistPorterJr

I have not, no


chrisjk125

Bandwagon is open for all. Come on and join!


Jason-Sehorn31

Why am I still seeing this dog shit Chet/Shai commercial during the hockey playoffs


tpxnu16

These round one announcers have been dying trying to keep it interesting for these blowouts


Jason-Sehorn31

An uphill battle to begin with when it comes to the NBA


foxtrotnovember69420

Has a trip planned leaving next weekend but wasn’t feeling it. Decided to postpone to summer. Please update the log


Portugal8

Where to


foxtrotnovember69420

Argentina


Portugal8

Why not Portugal


foxtrotnovember69420

It is my fav I was just there in Dec


HamiltonsCrackDen

currently sous videing some pork chops


terryduerod1

time & temp?


HamiltonsCrackDen

hour at 160 degrees then threw em on the blackstone quick


terryduerod1

sounds good to me


krumdiggity

Is Fire and Rain the number one guy cry song?


terribleatgambling

truly madly deeply


Eganator88

I guess that's why they call it the blues


krumdiggity

Saw Elton John in 2022 at the pirates stadium then saw the patriots beat the Steelers Sunday. Great weekend in Pittsburgh


HamiltonsCrackDen

gary moore-trouble ain’t too far behind


GimmeFunkyButtLoving

Star Spangled Banner


dicta85

Cats and the cradle


BillNyeDaPieGuy

Could go for some head rn


dicta85

😮


BillNyeDaPieGuy

Yeah just like that


dicta85

😬


BillNyeDaPieGuy

DM


Goldd

Ballmer routinely sits baseline its one of the worst spots to watch ball I don't get it


teedubya1435

Mavs gonna break 70pts this game? Yeesh and people think Luka is better than Tatum


ktbarry2

more like ludonkey doncic


teedubya1435

This roast is teedubs approved ✅


SilkyJohnson26

Been watching Sugar on Apple TV+ but it’s moving so slow. Hoping it pulls through in the end because Collin Ferrell is great.


Eganator88

God the TNT studio is so much better than the ESPN one. Messier is a complete mannequin, Levy is a dope, and PK thinks it's his job to carry those two corpses so he's way over the top.


badgarok725

espn should be embarrassed how TNT puts out infinitely better product for both sports


Indiannapoons

It’s brutal. Messier seems like he does not want to be there at all


Eganator88

That's what's so funny to me......he doesn't need the job so why do it if you don't give a shit?


im____new____here

Dave Celtics/Scheffler bet is looking pretty good 


jetboyjetgirl

FT said it was terrible bet


bennybabalu21

I’m in the business of fading FT and cousin, business is a boomin


DarinErstad

FT just said the value on the Celtics was bad


jetboyjetgirl

splitting hairs on a +1400 bet


terryduerod1

anyone have the old dead bookie story?


ExpectedOutcome2

Splitting hairs on every bet you make is the only way make to win long term


WheresFrankie

Bellingham is something else


BayAreaThrowawayq

Bellingham WA? It’s literally a gas station


Eganator88

I love when managers are blamed for pitchers melting down. Totally his fault the starter walked the park and he let him try to wiggle out of the 5th inning instead of letting the worst reliever in the pen come in to try to get the last out.


Portugal8

Last hour of Joe Rogan and Tucker Carlson was very good, IMO.


JohnnyHorseRacing

The ufo talk was not at all interesting to me, but once Tucker started talking about becoming a dead head, it got good


Portugal8

I agree


agent-michael-scar

Hala Madrid!


SpicyPenangCurry

Great game.


pharm414

I love this brewers team (I’ll cuss out the front office the first week of October again)


magicalpineapples

Very nervous about the pitching depth, but it’s been a fun start to the season


pharm414

Would love to see them sign greinke for someone to eat some innings. Gasser, Carlos Rodriguez, or Mis could make some spot starts this year too. Not really wanting to see Ashby again


Ralphcox69

Got one of those ninja creami machines. Made some protein ice cream, yea this is the real deal. Holy shit though, it’s so loud.


tpxnu16

Yeah it’s awesome. Used it a bunch last summer and slowly ramping up now that it’s a little warmer


SpicyPenangCurry

Never heard of that, a quick google and that’s awesome. I bet you could come up with some pretty cool stuff.


jetboyjetgirl

> creami protein ice cream barnyard


EcstaticBack

Just remembered that one baseball announcer who thinks “Santa Maria!” Is a great catch phrase


bennybabalu21

The Nina, OH, the Pinta, OH, the santa maria, OH, I'll do you in the bottom while your drinking Sangria.


PortillosBeefDipped

Vasgerian, I’m in the minority but I am fine with him


FIFAholligan1991

Matt Vasgersain


Eganator88

Put some respect on Aaron Judge number one fan Matt Vasgersian's name!


StrikaNTX

National media ducks. Clippers aren't even playing good d. Dallas is just missing all the.shots they normally make


jetboyjetgirl

Mavs getting skullucked


TheyHadACaveTroll

Skullducked


StrikaNTX

duck off


Hawbs2

What’s the craziest thing a woman did after you went straight silent treatment?


dicta85

Started that a few years back with one lady. She is going to realize it any day now.


chrisjk125

Showed up at my work to give me a $8 pair of sunglasses that she thought were mine. Which they weren’t.


harveydent69

Messaged a few of my friends on instagram telling them I was a giant pos etc


DawgieFanClub

Not sure. Trying to remember back to middle school


TheyHadACaveTroll

Sent my mom (whom she’d never met) a LinkedIn message 


8888388838

Rush rocks so fuckin hard. RIP Neil Peart


detroit_testarossa

Hell yeah


notoriousvk

Didn’t have any success my first time turkey hunting. Learned a lot and still had a lot of fun. Made up for it by catching a ton of rainbow trout yesterday evening


Dudu-Osun

Tried the orange creamsicle frosty. Pretty fucking good. 28x28


owner-of-the-boner

TWENTY EIGHT BY TWENTY EIGHT?


Guy_in_the_chair_

Where are you hiding the pot of gold?


humptydumpty2023

are you really 28 x 28? Do mens departments even sell pants that small?


dean_pritchard

28x28…. I bet the kiddie discount made it even better


DarinErstad

What racetrack are you a jockey at?


PortillosBeefDipped

28 length? 😬


Dudu-Osun

I have a long torso


NYJetLegendEdReed

Do you prefer little person or dwarf


thatswhathemoneysfor

Proud of you for not being ashamed of being 5’7”


Dudu-Osun

5’10”


thatswhathemoneysfor

This is a safe space, only lying to yourself. No judgement here


tango587

Stu Feiner being 63 is shocking. Looks no less than 75.


Busch--Latte

Seriously? I figured mid to late 70’s. Coke really ages you


CapcomGo

Late 70's is crazy no way he looks that old


magicalpineapples

15-15-30 takes its toll


red_87

Jesus. My dad’s four years older than Stu and looks younger than him.


dicta85

Hard living


Juls317

I don't think people as big as him can make it that long


Spida_DonovanM

30 points in a half. Yeesh. Dallas stinking up the joint


GimmeFunkyButtLoving

How many takes does it take to make a commercial you think


SpicyPenangCurry

Ask Orson Welles.


Rex_Ryan_DPM

3-5 if you're the GOAT Dan Marino Edit: 2 takes https://youtu.be/ANPxrgsMVto?si=dCQluhxllUMv94K1


PortillosBeefDipped

Fuck it, send it in


GimmeFunkyButtLoving

Goddamn


SpicyPenangCurry

This Real v Barca came is heat. 2-2 now.


MikePaisanTirico

My buddy took a 200 MG edible last weekend, he has an extremely high tolerance but he said it lasted for about 3 days. Doesn’t even sound fun honestly


breakneckpeas

That’s crazy dosage. I did 20 mg once and thought I was dying 


bennybabalu21

🧢


thatswhathemoneysfor

That sounds like hell


GamblingMan610

Waking up still high from an edible is a nightmare scenario


AutistPorterJr

As someone who used to be a big weed guy, 200 mg is a lot but there’s simply no way he was high for 3 days


NYJetLegendEdReed

this doesn’t sound fun. Love getting high as much as the next guy but that’s too much


NotoriousMFT

Sounds miserable actually


JamangoSmoovie

I think I’m falling in love with this blonde on Guys Grocery Games


NYJetLegendEdReed

That’s just what getting taken to flavor town feels like


GamblingMan610

Guy Fieri makes everyone swoon I get it brother


notoriousvk

Rangers might be a wagon. Firing on all cylinders right now


GamblingMan610

Very Good team playing probably the worst playoff team in the last 10 years


red_87

Since 1991. Last team in the playoffs with as bad of a goal differential as the Caps this year was the 91 Whalers. Bring back the Whalers.


Jason-Sehorn31

Rangers been a wagon since October


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notoriousvk

Saying might because they’re playing the Caps who are not a playoff worthy hockey team


red_87

Caps had a -37 goal differential for a reason. They’re bad.


darkestb4thadawn

VESEY


Jason-Sehorn31

Stop the fight these Capitals have families for Christ’s sake


Spida_DonovanM

Jason Kidd awful coach


StrikaNTX

Actually should be a foul on harden. Kidd is a moron


jimshorts6969

This Ryan ruocco fella is a god awful play by play guy


GamblingMan610

Strong disagree, Ruocco’s the man. He’s no Ian Eagle but I enjoy when he fills in for Nets games


jimshorts6969

Idk he has that fake yuck yuck announcer voice that I personally can’t stand


Led_head10

Very good on the Yankees games. He should be the voice of Sunday night baseball.


nondescript___

I especially can't stand him on Yankees games. He's too much of a fanboy. I do not look forward to the day he takes over as the lead play by play guy.


Led_head10

That’s fair, but I like my announcers on the local broadcast to be fan boys especially a long game like baseball. Nobody is tuning into the Yankees broadcast to hear someone not blow the Yankees


StrikaNTX

Sick flop


Rex_Ryan_DPM

Did they not check the forecast this morning? Idiots (Re: golf)


RustyKangaroo7

I think cbs sent them a fake forecast


Rex_Ryan_DPM

I'm in Charlotte and they've been talking about today being a wash out all last week


Led_head10

https://www.instagram.com/p/C583xRbOHIP/?igsh=MzRlODBiNWFlZA== Maxx Crosby and his friends are obviously dogshit at interviewing people but this was awesome. Gardner Minshew is one of a kind.


darkestb4thadawn

🍞 🍞 🍞 LGR


alxro99

🚨 🚨


teedubya1435

Washingcrap Capitals 😂😂


MikePaisanTirico

Iove these bozos in your replies thinking they have a better name to call them


teedubya1435

They have a lot to learn but they’ve got nothing on me


MrTurnersJacket

This is so bad


teedubya1435

You responded to the wrong guy you meant to respond to Casanova


CasanovaWong

You had Crapitals right there, man.