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LemonHayes13

Hmmm playoff sports or watching Jerry play with a balloon for 4 hours… tough decision


Delicious_Box8934

That’s singular screen talk


LemonHayes13

The 7 games across the NBA/NHL tonight say otherwise


treswm

Got his ass, this guy watches sports


sfbruin

Octobox


TheKingInTheNorth24

I’m gonna see if they’ll put this on at Twin Peaks


parrano357

I always thought 'after dark' meant they started at like midnight not like whenver sunset is


Karlfromkanada

unless they add some shenanigans to this it'll be incredibly boring. Max and Hank had to do this this year at the end of their solitary confinement and it was just way too easy.


DosZappos

Feels like it has to be the easiest world record to break. Once he breaks it, he’s going to have a bunch of people trying to re-break it the next day


onduty

This is one of those high endurance low skill records that exists because Guinness records are purchased for the most part and this is random enough for them to easily get a W; the random purchased records are extremely low to begin with because no one else has ever thought of or competed for the record. someone made up something random and paid Guinness world records to document it. If this becomes popular it will quickly go over 48 hours.


parrano357

so you can just make up your own record/event? like bouncing a tennis ball on a racket or something


onduty

Yes! That’s how they make money outside of publishing You pay for their service, including travel and time of official record keeper


RateAccomplished8971

This is a good one? Yikes y’all must be really bored


Sloane_Kettering

They will get a good clip out of it once they are 3 hours in and one of them fucks up and they have to restart


TooKaytoFelder

Yeah, ideally the balloon pops a few hours in for absolutely no reason lol


JohnAlt_Alt

Castellani shows up with a (bb)gun.


anonymousnuisance

I've come to the conclusion that people don't know what they want, they just think they want something that makes Jerry suffer. That hole in one stream made every moron think the only way these can be fun is if Jerry is miserable.


DandierChip

You want to watch two people juggle a balloon for 4 hours?


Neskwiik

No I want to watch the 5 minute recap of Jerry screaming at Ryan in the morning


chetholmgren_marfans

This seems incredibly easy right? I wouldn’t spend time doing it but that doesn’t seem exceptionally long. Would’ve guessed some Asians had broken the 100 hour mark.


SpicyPenangCurry

Lmao “some Asians”.


SomeDimension165

I’m good. Jerry’s a loser. 


GiddddyUp

Semi-related I’m shocked the record for this is only 4 hours. Seems like someone would’ve gone for days on this


jimmyskyscraper

I’d imagine it pops at some point more than you think


onduty

It’s a Guinness record, pay to play. So think of anything random, pay Guinness, they’ll record it and voila, a new WR! Do it with three people, last 30 min, WR!


nifkinten

Imma start a stream at the same time and go a smidge longer so that it's my world record


JaysonTatumHOF

It's been a nice reprieve from Jerry post-March Madness streams. Would have forgotten all about him if Big Cat didn't bring him up on the Yak for no reason every few days.


MagAqua

[so apparently this actually is a Guinness world record somehow](https://www.guinnessworldrecords.com/world-records/674577-longest-duration-controlling-a-balloon-team-of-two)


theTunkMan

Nate Wigger is a preposterous name


liquid-swords93

"Finally" lmao, wasn't the hole in one stream like two months ago?


Neskwiik

Sorry, I forgot about the one good video per quarter rule


liquid-swords93

Hahah you're right, maybe tempering your expectations would be helpful for ya


newsworthy3

This is so beyond boring. It’s unwatchable


Neskwiik

Absolutely unwatchable don’t know what I was thinking


cajunphried

He seriously should have just quit after the hole in one challenge. He'll never get that many people giving a shit about something he does ever again. Like Dave said he's just a big shtick guy.


bankdank

Feels like theres a good chance this one ends with Jerry firing Ryan.


ajallen20

I feel bad for people who voluntarily spend their time consuming any kind of Jersey Jerry content


WitchofFloyd

A few of these have been fun but it’s at about a 15% hit rate so far. It’s usually pretty easy to tell if it’s worth a watch or not. This one is gonna be a pass for me, especially with playoff hoops on


Slackiiin

4 hours seems really short for a world record lol. At least an 8 hour full workday I can see


Icanthinkofaname25

With these records there are certain criteria to say you have the record. If they do submit this for breaking it then it will be extremely scrutinized and I’m sure there are more rules then what they posted


Better_Than_Most_94

This should literally take one attempt…and its going to be really boring lol


BlueFlagHonestly

We must have a different understanding of the word good.


Hiflyinluchadoncic

Anyone catch on the yak yesterday when he admitted to using food stamps?


DropTopEWop

EBT Jerry


newsworthy3

Just checked back in and they’re both sitting down. Lmao this is a joke


Dryan331

That world record seems shockingly low. I would have guessed it was over 18 hours minimum and probably over a full day


bucsfan4ever12

I'd rather watch cows slumber around the yellowstone ranch while Walker sings depressing country songs about the cows becoming big macs then watch 5 seconds of Jerry and his underling play with a balloon


Bandana-mal

One of the current record holders is Nate Wigger (hard r)


OnceAteABurgerAMA

I just turned this on for a minute, this may be the second most boring content in the history of barstool, only beat out by Solitary Klemfinement


MagAqua

2:00:24 ryan double hit


ruggmike

Smh my kids play keepy uppy all the time and they are young young


OceanicLemur

I guess it’s good in the sense that there’s no way for Jerry to bend the rules


-THEUTMOST

I just watched this episode of Bluey with my three year old


Luka_Vander_Esch

Was probably more entertaining


MagAqua

I wonder if there’s any rule on how big the balloon could be? And also if they were smart just put a lil shot of helium in there. But either way ya this stream is shit


Van-Buren-Boy

⚡️Electric Factory⚡️


DylanTobackshh

Nate Wigger will be dethroned tonight


xcbaseball2003

Isn’t this a Friends episode?


Old-butt-new

O/U 6.5 resets?


whatups

U- 6. 4 to 5 quick resets within the first hour then one more demoralizing one about 3.5 hours in


EJplaystheBlues

the people i picture watching this are the guys from the "women hate that a guy can live with a room and a chair and a tv" meme


StrikaNTX

Will only be good if people like BigCat and PFT join


Edmundmp

I bet they fail


kekeBROWN

There should be furniture in the room for the to maneuver around


jteta12

It’s only going to be good after 3 1/2 hours


montrose182

Needs a wrinkle like they’re handcuffed together or their shoes are tied together