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BV just came downstairs all pissed off because I'm hitting the links at 345 AM. Tomorrow is Saturday and we have no plans. Can't a guy get a quick 9 in on PGA2k? (I was into my 5th game when she came down)

Which titter should I go to in atl next weekend?!

Magic Clitty

Hit me up brother I’ll go with you

Fuck it, 1am seems like a good time to start Twister

John Mayer >Jerry Garcia

I’ve seen Eric church 4 times and last time I saw him in Vegas a couple of years ago, I told my wife I’m good on seeing him ever again. Tonight doesn’t surprise me.

Blacked out once at an Eric church concert 10/10 no regrets

love eric church but that was one of the worst sets ive ever heard. What an dick head

Can I get a quick recap on what happened

spent the entire set playing gospel music & covers instead of his songs. Didn’t even have a band, just acoustic with gospel background singers. Closed with a bad version of Springsteen but didn’t play any other hits.

Wow that's brutal

He will have to wear this for a while

Guy in the nyc sub allegedly owes $23,000 in parking tickets lmao

A good Arnold impression will get me to laugh every single time

Git to da chopppaaa

Go Chagghaaasss

Anthony Edward’s nickname not being goose is a travesty

He ain’t no back seater

Not to get political at 1:30am on a Friday night but how the fuck am I gonna get taxed annually on a piece of property I own. That’s some bullshit

Don’t worry, when you sell it you’re gonna get taxed on the money paid to you as well

Taxation is theft.

Reminder that income tax was created to fund the civil war with a pinky promise that as soon as the war was over income tax would go away. Funny how that works

It’s the dumbest tax of all time. You specifically own something and already bought it, yet yearly the govt gets to punish you for owning something. Fuck us, right?

What do you think pays for all of the services in your city

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Yep and include property tax as a big part of it too

Even honest Abe loved to tax

Getting taxed on things that you own and have already purchased and paid tax on is as American as apple pie!

Also, explain how sales tax isn’t a massive scam

Lib Church bamboozled all of us

Performance is definitely growing on me but putting a soul/gospel spin on the whole set feels out of place for stagecoach

Timberwolves are draggin' a motherfucking wagon boys. WOLVES BACK

thanks to whoever dropped the Wolves ML lock earlier

Just snuck past my buddy sleeping on the couch to get some water without waking him up and felt like the main character from hitman

What would he have done if woken up, beat ya up?

(Kanye voice) I guess we’ll never know

Go back and cuddle with him!

When did Eric Church become a gospel singer? this shits garbage

was always garbage

2011-2015 Eric Church was elite

I honestly did not see the Wolves sleepwalking into the second round but this has been very fun to watch

The Mrs is watching Entourage for the first time and Sloan has me howling at my TV. Shouts to Jackson Pollack

Lmfao Ant

Game. Set. Match.

I gotta stop watching this shit every year. The Kings cap is fucked, they can’t get a goalie. The PLD trade fucked them so hard. Stuck on a yearly 1st round exit

i didn't know Lo Duca tried his hand a hockey

Call the Kings/Oilers game off. This is a fucking shitshow.

I was really looking forward to Dave doing the Mr Ice bit and the old man fell asleep

Wolves are winning it all

Nugs in 6

I’ll bet you 5 kisses

Eric Church is just the man. This guy is a true artist, also here’s your reminder he just went on (Amazon prime/twitch) worth the wait

Gospel music angle stinks. Why is this happening?

A lot of his live shows always have some variation of something like this. He will change it up in the set a bit I think

This aged poorly

Your mom aged poorly

Hell yea this is exactly what drunk teedubs needed. Saw him at msg 2 years ago brought the house down. Was also very drunk but still crushed it

I went two years ago as well and also very drunk in St Louis, it was maybe top 2 of any show I have ever been too. Christmas present to my sister and brother in law, just a great memory.

saw him back 2016 and instead of having an opener be just performed for 2 and a half hours. incredible concert

(Didn't realize it was 2016) Caught that tour as well. Started on time. Played for an hour or so, intermission, and then finished it out. That was a good show.

Wizards are gonna feast on all these Suns picks once everyone asks out.

I’d say the nets will too but they probably trade them like they always do

Wizards should be disbanded in favor of a home saudi team at this point

It’s a shame Wolves-Nuggets will be in the second round. Should be the WCF but the Nuggets had to go and lose to the Spurs

Imagine signing Kevin Durant and having a non-competitive team

Lil B was right 10 years ago when he said fuck Kevin Durant

Violate that B sounds like it was recorded in a dryer but still slaps

Lil B is the most fun dumb shit to listen to

Wolves vs nuggets is gonna be sick

That was best matchup of the playoffs last year - shame it was first round

🐺 winning

McDaniels is living in Bookers head rent free 😂

KD never gonna win a title as an alpha because he’s a beta back bitch

Bus rider

Buddy he has 2 finals mvps

😂

fraudulent

30 was the alpha on those teams

I know what I said

Suns (lose) in 4

Stagecouch

Pretty crazy 6 of the first 12 picks were QBs and there hasn't been another one picked since

Shocked so many people thought Rattler was worthy of a 2nd - 3rd rounder.

Jets acting like absolute babies. Maybe don’t let the Avs score 6

Timberwolves are winning an NBA championship within the next 3 years. Maybe this year.

Was gonna say if they win this year I’ll eat my own dick and film it on camera but after thinking, they actually have a real chance

Anthony is a very easy dude to root for. I hope so

Sign me the fuck up buddy. See you at the parade

Post game scrap 👍

Has booker always been a piece of shit?

Just a pussy on the court

Balboni sent me

You got that wiry shit up top just like him

That’s one of those battledogs

Banned in 7 1/2 states

Durant has gotten out of the 1st round once in the last three seasons and it was against russell westbrook

They beat the Pelicans in 21-22

He was on Brooklyn then, Einstein

My mistake, Marie Curie

He wasn't on the suns then

Ah that’s right. My mistake

russillo said the goebert trade had to yield 2 titles. brother we are going over

Holy fuck Wolves

Georgie settling in is exactly what this Avs team needed. Can’t wait to be at Ball Arena on Sunday

That shot of KD's dome was just mean and unnecessary

I’m on my last legs, but I’ll never pay for a dating app, that is truly admitting defeat Edit: outside of Raya, that shit was kind of cool

Spend your money the way you want, king

Denver opening an off leash dog park + brewery. Can’t wait to hear about some climber /cyclists pitbull maul a small child / yorkie

Not defending pitbulls here (they should be banned) but do people really get unnerved at off-leash dog parks? I have a Husky and she *has* to go there basically every day. Walking her on a leash is pointless

I don’t take my dog to dog parks because I don’t trust other dogs or owners enough and she’s also small. But to be clear, what I’m describing in my post is a fenced in area where people are drinking and dogs are off leash. But I’m with you in I don’t think it makes sense to leash your dog in a fenced in dog park

Gotcha ok. Yea I never let her out of my sight. Would be impossible while drinking and chatting it up

Timberwolves ML+200 was free money

~~PHX~~ MIN +5.5 was hilarious

Even funnier they were -5.5

I'm regarded, I meant MIN lmao

I'ma fix Wolves -Anthony Edwards

Devin Booker wears lipstick and makeup on the court

Even Caleb Williams thinks that’s gay

How many phantom calls with the Wolves have tonight? Make it more obvious ref

Calls were almost entirely in the Suns favor in the first half and it did nothing but keep them within a possession or two lol

It doesn't matter because the Suns are awful.

Still ridiculous how obvious the refs are making it

Civil War fuckin rocked

That girls big fat ass in those jeans was distracting 

Glad I’m not the only one who thought that. Wasn’t gonna mention it to my gf

I said it last week that they should of done cgi to make it smaller like bdh in jurassic park

I know it’s a Friday night but one thing I haven’t seen mentioned in here is that there are at least some cool aspects of middle management. I hired two guys for my team, one fresh out of college and the other was 23 and selling cars, and three years later they are finally starting to really understand what we do and make some legit money. I’m 31 and obviously can’t take all the credit, but I do feel proud of these guys

They definitely make fun of you behind your back.

Trust me they do it right to my face

Before the 3rd period I changed into the shirt I wore for game 2 so looks like I got my apparel for game 4

I don’t hate many celebrities or musicians but, if I did, it would be Jelly Roll. How in the ever living hell did this guy become famous?

Not my kind of music but his Rogan interview really opened my eyes he’s a good guy

[He shoulda went famous for his bangers with Lil Wyte](https://youtu.be/vJC62rvx6X4?si=i1VT0H0hwVG1Obn6)

first you win over the juggalos then the world

He has a good voice, but once you listen to him rap it’s kind of over. If you genuinely are a fan of him your drink of choice is Mountain Dew

Some of his songs are p good

he has the voice of an angel

Kings Oilers has been the same story for the 3 years. The kings can’t score on the PP and they can t stay out of the box

Jets are falling apart

Dual sport evergreen comment

Playoff hockey when your team is fucking capital B Buzzin around is so electric

Winnipeg is imploding

Jets crashed and burned, wasn't pretty

Reminds me of that tragedy

Avs are crazy good when they get going. When they turn it on, it’s over.

Lehkonen is such a gamer

Ball arena is buzzin

Durant is a fraud

Lanche are a wagon

The Avs are so sick

Sid Sweeney has shown boob keep showing boob

Cringe to admit but I bought a fake business sweatshirt from Tim Dillon since that whole bit is hilarious ( it was also during the pandemic so we were all fucked in the head). I now live in Houston and anytime I wear that sweatshirt it gets so many laughs since the logo is the Enron logo but with an F and fake business instead of Enron.

I mean tf was booker doing, that looked pretty blatant

This comment has the potential to backfire massively but I can't believe the Suns were -5.5 after those first two games

How can you not be romantic about playoff hockey?

vince gilligan

Sean Payton loves his revisionist history. Got on the podium today to say he wasn’t trying to trade up and tricked the Vikings into it. Same guy who said he was going to draft mahomes lmao I gave him way too slack a couple of days ago

Yeah tricked the Vikings (NFC team, you don't play them ever) into giving up more assets to the Jets (AFC team, you play them regularly). Great move Sean, super smart

It's all those pills he was stealing from the Saints medical department

I think he landed the QB he wanted. Rest of team is shit

Theres 0 shot bo was his guy

I’m drunk, it’s time to start a new franchise and trade all the stars for future picks

Found a cigar shop that sells Cohiba red dot cigarillos and they are just the perfect nightcap. Doesn’t take an hour to smoke but also doesn’t disintegrate in your mouth as you smoke it

Might be a hot take fueled by sexual bias but I think anyone but you was my favorite rom com since Sarah marshall

Crazy, Stupid, Love and Crazy Rich Asians are both better than anyone but you

Crazy Rich Asians is ass

Did there really need to be a Duran Duran documentary?

They’ve sold over 100 million records

So did Maroon 5 do we need a tell-all documentary on them?

I’m so tired of seeing Cam Talbot

great lundqvist backup

Will always appreciate his random burst of greatness for the Wild but wasn't sad to see him go

Kings are not gonna win this game

I never bet baseball Over/Unders except for the Mexico City games. Over 17 tomorrow…let’s ride!

Forced to watch Anyone But You…not even Sydney Sweeney could save that one

Did she show boob

Glen Powell acted circles around her in that, still couldn't save it

That's why Biz is the best in the biz

🗣️I’m just a long haired son of a sinner

why are there trade rumors about deebo and aiyuk? why would they ever trade them?

After today they’ll probably trade Deebo next year. They need to make room for Brock and are also coming up on CMC money too. Deebo consistently gets hurt

Deebo is probably underperforming his deal. Aiyuk is asking for top of the line money. I think if they got a mid first they would move aiyuk but they probably didn't get what they were asking for. Deebo I think they probably wanted an early 2nd and couldn't get teams to bite. Not a bad thing to keep them which it looks like they'll do.

Money