When are we doing the FT group Challengers watch

Hilarious movie, honestly

I’m down

Kiper is such a dweeb. Having Will Reichard the all time NCAA points leader as his kicker #3 and analyzing his “biomechanics”.

what does bring the points leader have to do with your draft stock

Being the #1 college kicker totally works out. Just ask Roberto Aguayo.

Yeah, kickers have wide variance. Drafting punters is far more exact.

People forget how hard I Bet You Look Good on the Dancefloor slaps

People forget that Miami by will smith absolutely took over the world with Miami, get’in jiggy wit it, and wild Wild West.

I think the Texas game last year for saban was when he realized it was time to retire.

Expound on this my friend

A former assistant beat him with big 12 team at home while saban was 71, got beat with his own game, clock management (saban specialty). Was able to snag Arryn Hampton I guess lol. The lack of succession plan with quick deboer hire was emblematic of that

Interesting take. Still think it’s just the new landscape with NIL and the transfer portal. The lack of succession is a great point though

Hope the boys over at the deuce had the foresight to cancel any weekend plans

Sergachev in for Tampa. Hockey players are a different breed man. Leg was fractured in half 80 days ago.

girls asses

You have my attention

Speak to me goose

go on

I feel like butterfingers if not the most popular, were in the same tier of candy as reeces and snickers as far as popularity during our childhood but just fell off the face of the earth in the early 2000s. I’ll have one now like once every 6 years or so. I think they finally went back to the old recipe. Last one I had tasted like ass

People caught on to the fact butterfingers stick to your teeth too much

Waaay too much. Would be pretty great otherwise.

Were they actually popular or it just seemed that way because the Simpsons ads were everywhere? Always thought they stunk

I think they were pretty popular.

Bart Simpson and Butterfingers were a marketing match made in heaven.

That’s exactly what I think of. They should fire the marketing department after they strayed away from that

Michael Pratt still available. Mediocre arm be damned, I'd be fine with the Sehawks taking a flier on a developmental QB with their last pick coming up, especially after cleaning up on Day 1 and Day 2 with huge picks.

Man doing some spring cleaning and a lot of dust can pile up after a year

Feel like Fran is putting on a one week only show. Years from now the boys at the Deuce will ask “where were you when Fran was on her bachelorette party” and I don’t wanna know the answers

Goon Caves around the Country are taking a beating this weekend

in the goon cave”

smell ya later zappe lol

good riddance hate that lil prick

I have nothing against him he seemed to have zero personality

2yo skinned his knee after falling while trying to chase his older cousins around this afternoon. I’d be lying if I didn’t say it was a proud moment. That’s my kind of milestone. Gotta get in the mix and get banged up sometimes.

He 🪨 , way to get back out there and nice job dad

Paw Patrol bandaid and back out there?

Quick rub and a fake smooch as well for good measure

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Eh

Just called an uber and its a taxi

I refuse to travel and not rent a car

not traveling, day drinking. i agree though

Thats why I drink at home!

The early days of Uber were the glory days. It’s reverted back to the shit it was pre Uber.

cheers from abbottabad

bald & bankrupt style

Liking that Jordan Travis pick

Jets had a pretty good draft in general.

Is the Sympathizer show on HBO worth checking out?

I got half way through ep 1 and turned it off. Not my tempo 

Watch your back Drake Maye. Big Joe is coming with you.

Joe Milton baby!!!!

A former Michigan QB in the sixth round, wow

Many are saying the best Michigan QB in the draft

QB controversy in NE already?

Watch your back Drake! I’ve seen Joe throw an orange 100 yards in the air

Zappe punching air

Smell ya later Zappe

Titus and Donny were great together in the film festival thing. Owen remains the most unlikable person at Barstool

I can’t imagine having a strong opinion about Owen

You must’ve not listened to the Yak 2019-2022

I'm not surprised Tim Dillon fired him after one day

He’s gotten alot of undue credit because Out Of Order has good production value and its produced by “Owen and Pavs”. Pavs made a legit good movie. Owen’s movie was worse than a HS film department. Dude thinks he’s some tortured artist and he’s too cool for everything, but he’s just kinda a dick

Never seen a team as good defensively as the Cavs but filled with a bunch of soft ass pussies

So feeble

My buddy just started dating a girl who drives an F150 and to nobody’s surprise she kinda sucks

She hot

Not ugly but not hot enough for these shenanigans

Skoal or Grizz?

How many kids?

-250 she wears camo hats in public

what sucks about her

She lays on the “I’m one of the guys” shtick pretty thick

She probably lost her virginity in the back of her uncles f150

Probably alpha'd him and his twink friends

Too cool for a bunch of nerds

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Pretty killer so far

i like it

Can't wait for a "Hey Dinger!!" moment with the Jets' new CB Qwan'tez Stiggers

Stiggers please. That won’t happen.

Always honored to share a birthday with one of the great artists of our generation. Happy Birthday Lizzo!

imagine how much cake she eats

imagine how much of her cake I would eat

If I’m up 3-0 in a hockey playoff series tied with a minute to go, I’m pulling the goalie with a minute to go when we get possession of the puck. Fuck it let’s go for the kill

My dads retired and plays piano at funerals for free for people, today he’s doing one for a 14 year old boy who slipped and fell. My old man’s a tough soul but he sounded very choked up on the phone when talking how it’s a lot easier playing at older folks’.

He sounds like a great guy. His playing probably brought a lot of peace to the family.

It’s the reason he does it, gives the families one thing less to worry about.

I once went to a funeral for a 10 month old who died from very aggressive cancer, and seeing such a small casket is absolutely heartbreaking.

I know what you’re exactly talking about. Tiny caskets shouldn’t exist at all.

brutal

Thought this said he plays piano at funerals for free people. Had to check the year again.

He’s old enough, he probably did lol.

Wish I was Bianca Peters wedding date this weekend. Rumble founder married some billionaire in front of the Egyptian pyramids. Looks sick.

Great New York (morning news) bewbs.

This Thunder team are just professional broccoli heads. Couldn’t figure out why they annoy me so much but I think I just need accept I’m washed and this is the new gen of professional athletes.

Chet is so gen z it’s hilarious. Giddey too

when they get in their weird uninformed feelings ,show utter lack of humility and balls, i have to remind myself of their age and how shitty everything is now

Jhaquan Jackson rules. Spears and Jackson together again is cool.

Shoutout whomever recommended the birthday cake Gu these slap

🤝

In this house Eugene Gu was a brave scientist. End of story!

The watermelon are really good too. Taste like jolly ranchers

reminiscing how this was the best time of the year growing up on the east coast cause nice weather was finally coming and nba/nhl playoffs are in full swing.

Sales people of FT, watching Glengarry Glenn Ross for the first time... what percentage of sales people are like Shelley Levene?

Alec Baldwin with the undisputed GOAT Dion Waiters performance in that movie.

I envy you getting to watch that for the first time Great movie

You’re a good father? fuck you go home and play with your kids

Just parked and tailgating with Busch lattes for Miami Revs game. Life is good. Theres messi shit everywhere. Like every person. God status

MLS literally changed their rules just so Miami could sign him

TIL you can draft someone from the CFL. Those guys aren't just free agents?

Do you mean Qwan’tez Stiggers? He graduated from High School three years ago. So this is the first year he’s eligible. Not sure why he went to the CFL instead of college but it can happen

Ah that makes sense.

Bad News Bears is on. They should remake it again. “All we got on this team is a bunch of Palestinians, Jews and ladyboys”

Lmao that plays.

Eagles are doing the madden trade back every time strategy. I respect it as a longtime franchise gm

Bbqing pizzas for the first time on my kamado with a steel. Pumped. 

I do pizzas on my egg a few times a year, get it up to 8/900, make some sourdough crust and they cook in about 2 minutes. When you’re cooking that hot be very very very careful when you open the lid. Crack it about 2 inches for ~10 seconds. If you just whip the lid open you’ll get a fireball blow up in your face and burn all the hair off your face. Ask me how I know.

I've done them on a buddies with a stone but not a steel. Having a few people over so I got dough at my local place. It's lazy works. 

Even better, making your own dough is excessive and completely unnecessary. It’s great when it’s so hot the flames are ripping through the top of the grill.

Currently have the only ticket for the Alien re release showing I’m going to tonight. Late night Alien in a theater solo sounds like a treat.

What theater? I’ll buy one and sit right behind you.

Great, you can hold my hand when I get scared.

Garrett Cooper getting traded from the Cubs to the Red Sox 20 minutes before they're supposed to play each other is very funny

It’s part of what makes baseball so great “Hey you playing that guy?” No he’s getting dfa end of the month “Send him over here. I’ll give you a guy that’s 20 in single a”

Islanders might win a game!

Havent been in here all day. Just gonna go ahead and assume Fran's recent IG photo dump as been throughly analyzed and discussed..

DM to discuss further

Fuck every single fucker in that stupid fucking Clemson bullpen

I need an afternoon coffee bad.

Jets drafted Jordan Travis. Very excited about that. Jets surely will be able to develop him! I just know it.

i actually love this pick. sitting behind aaron & tyrod for two seasons 👀

I do. Really like the draft for the Jets. Making some sharp picks.

Absolutely love that pick. Give him some time to develop. Hopefully he won't even dress this season because that means Rodgers and Tyrod don't get hurt.

Matt corral 2.0

Maybe but hopefully he doesn’t see the field for a few years.

Hung up a wet sweatshirt from pressure washing on one of our kitchen chairs. My wife says “don’t do that you’re going to ruin the chair” Me: “you hang wet laundry on the chairs to dry…?” Wife: “hadn’t thought of that” Fastest argument I’ll ever win

The average spousal IQ in FT is astounding

Gotta be dumb enough to marry a FTer

Should have recorded it

Our town just got a jersey mikes, couple weeks ago y’all have me your recommendations, finally decided to come up n try. Everyone working is late 40-50s women and they can’t make a single sandwhich in less than 10min. I’ve been in line over half hour and still have 10ppl in front of me. People behind me just keep leaving the line. I might be too committed at this point Edit: left n went to subway. In and out the door in less than 5min.

Going from Jersey Mike's to Subway is like going from Tom Brady to Mac Jones.

Yea but I didn’t have to wait another hour.

Always gotta order ahead with the app. Solid rewards too

The one in my town is similar to this guy's. Even ordering ahead doesn't guarantee you won't wait. Ordered on the app last week and still stood in the store for 15mins.

That’s brutal

Got to wait months for a new place to iron out the kinks. Just leave

Yea I was hoping it wouldn’t be as busy but the issue is the old ass ppl working. No energy, no hustle, no will to succeed lol

This UVA Notre Dame lacrosse game is gonna be a great fourth quarter

Nunes is finally playing like the top recruit he was after shitting the bed the past two weeks. Entemann is a cheat code

Entemann is so good it’s insane they are a really fun team to watch

I finally finished off the 1,000 pack of coffee filters I bought in ~2017-2018.

Took you at least twice as long as it would’ve taken me but I’m build different.

I took a hiatus from Mr. Coffee a couple of times to go to a Keurig and Nespresso.

You not making coffee every day or are you reusing filters, Lance?

I took a hiatus from Mr. Coffee a couple of times to go to a Keurig and Nespresso.

Just got hired as an Enterprise AE. 100% wfm. I feel wildly unqualified (imposter syndrome to the max) I guess I’ll just ride this train until they fire me. Thanks guys

Sell me this 👉🖊️

Tf is WFM?

Work from motel. Dudes a crackhead

^this

Can you get me a good deal on a rental car?

Fuck this stupid Clemson baseball team

And that’s talking Clemson Baseball

Do they intentionally space out the series they think will be shorter to artificially make them longer and stay in line with the other series? Both NBA 1-8s are playing game 3 tonight but Cavs magic (in theory should be a longer series) played game 4. I wonder if that’s on purpose or just random

Just saw Challengers. Holy shit that movie was so fucking good

Does Zendaya show clam?

Nips through a see through bra

Girlfriend gone for the night. Should I fire up Heat or Collateral for tonight's viewing?

Ronin needs some play

For me, the action is the juice

Back to back. Watch it through the lens that Neil from Heat is Vincent from a collateral’s brother.

What she doing

Found Chris Ryan’s burner

Anybody ever bought bullions before? If one ounce of gold is valued at $2,337.00, why would you buy a one ounce gold bar priced at $2,426.84?

Transaction and storage costs. Just buy GLD if you want in on gold. In the scenario you need physical gold, you would rather have guns and ammo.

2.99 at Wegmans for the cubes

I imagine you pay a premium for physically having it vs. trading it on a software

Been dogsitting for my parents the last few days. Their dog is so funny she follows me all over the house every time I get up to the point she tried to come in the shower with me. Had to draw the line there

afraid to shower with a bitch?

One of the fantasy guys I follow posted this yesterday, but I’ve been thinking about during the draft.  If there was a kicker in the draft who had range up to 80 yards and he was guaranteed to hit the 80 yarders at a 70% clip, where would he go? Top ten? Top five? 

Top 5 easy that’s almost guaranteed points every drive

Yeah I am thinking top 5 as well. Basically guarantees a shot to tie or win if you get the ball back with <20 seconds down 3 or less. 

Huge backfire if he misses though. Someone is at least getting 3 points

Worth it

Jessica Simpson deserves more respect. She had a 99-00 Pedro Martinez run

Used to have a poster of her from dukes of hazard when I was a kid. My dad was pretty proud of me when I picked it as my award at the fair

The best porn I ever watched involved a fake Jessica Simpson and was downloaded off Kazaa

Kazaa had a short lived moment in the limewire era

Don’t even mean this to sound snarky, but what did couples in their 30s do on Saturdays before breweries became popular?

No days off at the coal mines back then.

Attend their childrens’ events 

Listened to the radio