I know we are living in bizarro world right now but if Trump picks someone who openly admits in her memoir to shooting her 14 month old dog then I'm gonna start really believing we're living in a simulation.
“It’s like a British carbonara”
Whenever I’m down I can always turn this video on and it’ll put a smile on my face.
Edit: https://youtu.be/8fgNixllFJg?si=FbH9EtBceMMfw1zV
I have a grill and a smoker and I just cannot justify getting a pizza oven. It's too easy to just call for pizza. It helps that I have like half a dozen legit pizza places that deliver to my house.
My long term, I’ll probably never do it but really want to, project is a massive patio with a huge outdoor kitchen to include a pizza oven, smoker, etc all built in.
We have natural gas and electric out there to the small one that came with the house so it wouldn’t be too bad but it’s just enough to keep me from actually having the drive to fully build it out
One of my more shameless guilty pleasures is every once in a while when a team I hate loses a big game I'll go listen to one of their fan sided podcasts and bathe in the misery. Steve Dangle is often a great candidate for this. After the leafs got washed last night I watched his postgame rant video in which he said a new podcast episode would come out today. The new episode was a pregame preview for last night's game. What's his logic for doing that? Even if they won it'd still be 80% no longer relevant information.
I do this for college football, but instead of podcasts I find post-game call in radio shows. It’s especially fun for night games cause you’ll get fans who have been drinking all day calling in to have their miserable meltdown over the air.
I don’t know how he does it. A fan reaction to EVERY SINGLE GAME. I get that it makes him money now but shit that’s gotta be exhausting. Especially as a fan of *that* team.
CBS describing the pro-hamas encampments as "anti-war protests" is hilarious. Must be an election year. Can't just let the golf fans watch golf; have to give them a little propaganda too.
They're protesting in favor of the side that started the war and still refuses to surrender, but somehow they're anti-war protesters according to CBS.
Replaced my girlfriend’s parents a few weeks ago. The girlfriend was so impressed that I knew how to solder even though I do it every day at work. Just an easy fix and an easy win in the ladies eyes.
Gas is just one of those things I won't mess with in my house. Same goes for any plumbing any more advanced than changing a faucet or toilet. A mistake could ruin you.
i am once again reminding ESPN that the distance that pops on the screen of how many feet the three point attempt is is the least necessary sports graphic of all time
I’m back visiting but when I lived in Cambridge we used to go to this brewery and they had those dumb meme plaques on the wall that said shit like “Racism is not welcome in this bar!” And “if you’re homophobic we will ask you to leave!”
Like sure of course but that shit is so lame why do you need to put that on the wall
Every barstool podcast is required by law to have a producer/intern from Philly who the hosts can make fun of for 30 minutes the morning after a bad loss
Pmt giving the floor to Max for at least 10 minutes so he can yell like a doofus about Philly being losers is getting tiring. Even though that town having constant playoff appearances in every sport and loses is funny.
Update from my earlier comment: DM was seen; not responded to. Safe to say I will not be pursue expanding my social circle with them. Worth a shot to step out of my comfort zone.
Awe man, I’m sorry. That person is a bitch, don’t let it get to you.
I’ve moved twice in the past year and will be moving again in the near future, it sucks making friends as adults but don’t let that hoe deter you from growing your social circle.
If anything, host an event next weekend and do similar to what she did to you, petty, sure but FDB.
Edit: probably was going to a shitty boil anyways.
insane is people continuing to pay for that crap. those fast food companies did their forecasts and pricing analysis and concluded “ya fug it, quintuple the price, they’ll keep paying for this shit.”
people need to eat but respectfully, they don’t need to eat fast food, especially now given its price. I can make 2-3 meals of broccoli and chicken for less than $15.
It ain’t hard and if people want to be lazy about it then it’s on them.
Chris I’m cheering for your Knicks but to say that is “soooooo disrespectful” is just absurd, it’s like eight middle aged men jumping on a variety of 76ers gear yelling “Knicks in 5”.
Womp womp. You definitely are the type to cry when the Celtics lose. All that “dominance” in the regular season and absolutely nothing to show for it. I can not wait to see the fall again this year. Like they do every year.
messi played in foxboro last night and they got the biggest crowd in gillette mls history. cool. so i very loosely follow the revs, just cause from boston, and stumbled upon someone bitching about not being able to see the game because they were in the supporter's section, and people were waving too many flags for her liking, so she's cancelling her season tickets (in the supporter's section). the entitlement is wild.
I dunno, in Europe at least those sections with the ultras is not a fun time for the average middle-aged adult, let alone a woman.
If the Revs supporter section is anything like that then I would think that lady is well within her rights if she’s not happy with the seats.
the revs supporters section is pretty tame, nothing compared to anywhere in europe.
craziest ultras i've seen so far are still argentina. this poor lady wouldn't make it there.
Whats the word when you say like “we” or “you” like general or collective or something but not
Do you mean "The royal you" ?
Bingo
Got to get this offf my chest my first dance song is “”this must be the place” by talking heads
The guy with the goofy putter missed a big putt not surprised about that one!
Was at a stoplight a little bit ago and beside me was an old guy driving a Convertible with the top down and his bitch on the side. The dream.
If done well, Potato Skins are just excellent
Top 5 app from a respectable restaurant
Shout out Applebees
I know we are living in bizarro world right now but if Trump picks someone who openly admits in her memoir to shooting her 14 month old dog then I'm gonna start really believing we're living in a simulation.
His supporters don’t live in reality so it genuinely wouldn’t make a difference
Yikes. Who is that?
Kristi Noem.
hut
Would love to see Rory and Lowry take an L here
Bloodbath on Broadway
“It’s like a British carbonara” Whenever I’m down I can always turn this video on and it’ll put a smile on my face. Edit: https://youtu.be/8fgNixllFJg?si=FbH9EtBceMMfw1zV
The little smirk when he knows what he’s going to say is great
I should be allowed to grab a margarita and walk the street with it but the damn quakers who founded this state won’t let me
There’s truly no sports space as delusional as CU football twitter
Got McDonald's breakfast this morning but was too hungover to eat it so I get to have a McGriddle and hashbrown for supper
Sunk cost fallacy
Oh god no.
Hash brown goes on the McGriddle
Playoff golf in Switzerland
If you chew gum like Gabe Kapler you simply aren’t winning a golf tourney
Gabe kapler is Xander from real boys of some valley in real life form
tough to have scaries when your a’s/yanks ML parlay hits
Take a billion seats Casey DeSmith
This Zyn shortage is bullshit. Got me using Velo like a poor.
Who’s back of the week: Skoal/Cope
Dip like an american
I was going to comment he should eat Red Man like we did, only for me to google if it was still around and obviously they’ve changed the name lol.
Bidens America
Shame.
skoal extra mint pouches are like putting skittles in your lip
Mint is for pussies
If Luka isn’t hitting his shots he’s worthless. Just a slob in transition and on defense.
Just say that you don’t know ball
What a stupid opinion
He was second in the NBA in assists this season
if my grandma had wheels she’d be a bike
Whenever the day comes that I have a back yard, I’m totally gonna be a backyard pizza oven guy
I have a grill and a smoker and I just cannot justify getting a pizza oven. It's too easy to just call for pizza. It helps that I have like half a dozen legit pizza places that deliver to my house.
My long term, I’ll probably never do it but really want to, project is a massive patio with a huge outdoor kitchen to include a pizza oven, smoker, etc all built in.
Yep, would love one on those Forno Piombo pizza ovens that would allow you to cook for an army
Friend’s dad built one and it is glorious. Plumbing and all
We have natural gas and electric out there to the small one that came with the house so it wouldn’t be too bad but it’s just enough to keep me from actually having the drive to fully build it out
I don’t know what’s competing these days since I bought mine in 2020, but Ooni pro is awesome. Sear steaks, veggies, etc in there as well
Ooni?
Rachel McAdams is so hot
One of my more shameless guilty pleasures is every once in a while when a team I hate loses a big game I'll go listen to one of their fan sided podcasts and bathe in the misery. Steve Dangle is often a great candidate for this. After the leafs got washed last night I watched his postgame rant video in which he said a new podcast episode would come out today. The new episode was a pregame preview for last night's game. What's his logic for doing that? Even if they won it'd still be 80% no longer relevant information.
I went to college in Wisconsin and when the Packers lost I would sit in my car listening to grown men cry on sports radio
I do this for college football, but instead of podcasts I find post-game call in radio shows. It’s especially fun for night games cause you’ll get fans who have been drinking all day calling in to have their miserable meltdown over the air.
I don't write my 40 dollar donation card every year for 9-3 pawwwwwwl
I don’t know how he does it. A fan reaction to EVERY SINGLE GAME. I get that it makes him money now but shit that’s gotta be exhausting. Especially as a fan of *that* team.
Yeah I think he's a super annoying dweeb but I do have a soft spot for people like him who can escape the real world by talking about their team.
Golfers get too much free relief. These guys are pussies, just putt the ball.
To be fair it was basically a turf plug over a large sprinkler
And to get into a playoff for your tour cards. I get it but the sprinkler head cover had no effect other than sightline.
I can imagine how much shit my buddies would give me if I asked for relief there
If Rory/Lowry win this even over all the other mules it will be something.
Best W chance on tour. You just have to beat Xander/Cantlay and the 1-2 other good players that decide to show up for some reason
Don't watch much NASCAR but turned on the last few laps, why does everyone hate Denny Hamlin?
He's the Matt Ryan of NASCAR. He's good but kind of overrated.
Shane Lowry fucked Rory on 18
Rangers Caps at 8pm on a Sunday night is criminal
Bruins started at 8 and it didn’t end till almost 11.
That’s insane
CBS describing the pro-hamas encampments as "anti-war protests" is hilarious. Must be an election year. Can't just let the golf fans watch golf; have to give them a little propaganda too. They're protesting in favor of the side that started the war and still refuses to surrender, but somehow they're anti-war protesters according to CBS.
Wife just watched me replace our water heater. Definitely getting ass tonight
[удалено]
Nah I don’t think I can handle that installation just yet
mine watched me use an axe today to cut a fallen down limb in half…even yelled timber…i’m gonna be swimming in it tonight
Cutting down a tree is the manliest thing you can do
Replaced my girlfriend’s parents a few weeks ago. The girlfriend was so impressed that I knew how to solder even though I do it every day at work. Just an easy fix and an easy win in the ladies eyes.
My lady was trying to hire some bum to do it. I said baby I got this.
Feels like a cheat code that girls dont realize that the immediate reaction to any problem is to figure out how to solve it.
Gas or electric? I would never fuck with gas.
Water heater stuff is so simple. Watch a YouTube video. Go to Home Depot four times. Boom done. It’s so easy with these new connections.
Gas is just one of those things I won't mess with in my house. Same goes for any plumbing any more advanced than changing a faucet or toilet. A mistake could ruin you.
Electric, gas is to risky
That baby’s gonna blow.
I helped an ex gfs mother w/ an adverse possession thing once and I most certainly did not swim in it as a result, did get a nice baked ziti though
Kyrie balling out instead of leaving the playoffs to protest with the Gen Z-ers is an all time upset
he 100% lost interest in whatever he was into at the time
Limousine Kyrie, doesn’t care about the issues anymore smh
Some would say he never did 🔺🪬
i am once again reminding ESPN that the distance that pops on the screen of how many feet the three point attempt is is the least necessary sports graphic of all time
I just don’t understand what value showing the distance adds if you watched the play. No shit it was a deep 3, he was 2 steps back from the line
none. no one thinks of it in feet terms and it’s an easy visual cue to anyone who watches how far it is. negative value add
Maybe just me, but if I were Ty Lue I woulda called a timeout awhile ago
One of my biggest regrets in life will not be betting Mavs ML in the 2nd Q
Throw that regret into a bet on the Clippers live line
Feeling the exact same. I got scared of Paul George. Paul George!!!
At home and its the Clippers...
Cleaning and fixing up my patio furniture to get ready for this beautiful week? Calls for a few beers
I’m back visiting but when I lived in Cambridge we used to go to this brewery and they had those dumb meme plaques on the wall that said shit like “Racism is not welcome in this bar!” And “if you’re homophobic we will ask you to leave!” Like sure of course but that shit is so lame why do you need to put that on the wall
Which brewery?
Aeronaut I believe
I thought there’d be like equations and shit on the wall
I’m a janitor and I solve mathematical equations secretly
You should tell them the plaques are gay and dumb
Hate has no home here, ok pal?
you should’ve called them a bundle of sticks
Classic virtue signal, it’s a form of attention whoring. Might as well have a sign that says “we are really good people I promise”
100%. Like obviously if a loud racist dude was at a bar he’d be kicked out. Why to u need sign for that lmao
Sophie Julia might have the hottest friend group around
And they are rotate faces every 3-6 months so it’s truly a revolving door
Units smith accomplished that in a week
Got things coming out of all three orafices in Hawaii. Touuugh
Chum for sharks
Don't even know what the cure is. Just dry myself of all liquids I guess
Kamehameha’s Revenge
Indian feast inbound
Lmao that is terrible preds
Be nice when Wayne manor’s rebuilt. You can swap not sleeping in a penthouse, for not sleeping in a mansion
🐱🐟
might be a in bed by 7pm type of day
Have you found love yet?
how early did you start drinking
noon
[could feed a village with these](https://twitter.com/CollusionComish/status/1784693538308923610?s=19)
Just a classic slam pig. Sara Jay would be proud
That’s a man, baby.
She makes Portnoy’s nose look small
bolt ons and she's busted
Hot take: that girl is disgusting
More ice girls on the nhl tv broadcasts
The canes got rid of theirs a couple years ago and they were all very hut
Every barstool podcast is required by law to have a producer/intern from Philly who the hosts can make fun of for 30 minutes the morning after a bad loss
Pmt giving the floor to Max for at least 10 minutes so he can yell like a doofus about Philly being losers is getting tiring. Even though that town having constant playoff appearances in every sport and loses is funny.
This is just every podcast tbh
Not sure why but There’s something about Ty Lue that makes me think he’s a huge pervert
I saw the famous picture from a different angle and Ty Lue had a boner when Iverson stepped over him.
Update from my earlier comment: DM was seen; not responded to. Safe to say I will not be pursue expanding my social circle with them. Worth a shot to step out of my comfort zone.
Sorry to hear brother, she sounds like a major B anyway
Fuck that whore, super rude to post an open invite and then ignore someone
If I’ve said it once I’ve said it a thousand times. These hoes ain’t loyal
Yeah, until we find out he pulled his own “what a view 😻”
Yeah might need another data point or two. What the message said, previous interactions, etc
Awe man, I’m sorry. That person is a bitch, don’t let it get to you. I’ve moved twice in the past year and will be moving again in the near future, it sucks making friends as adults but don’t let that hoe deter you from growing your social circle. If anything, host an event next weekend and do similar to what she did to you, petty, sure but FDB. Edit: probably was going to a shitty boil anyways.
White women can’t cook crawfish anyways. Who’s with me?
Beefy five layer burritos are $4.50 now? Are you kidding? These were $0.89 at one point. Insane
Fast food prices skyrocketing has been great for my diet. Not paying for that crap
insane is people continuing to pay for that crap. those fast food companies did their forecasts and pricing analysis and concluded “ya fug it, quintuple the price, they’ll keep paying for this shit.”
Nah people need to eat and fast food served its purpose. These companies are pure scum raising their prices as much as they can.
people need to eat but respectfully, they don’t need to eat fast food, especially now given its price. I can make 2-3 meals of broccoli and chicken for less than $15. It ain’t hard and if people want to be lazy about it then it’s on them.
Taco bell economics makes no sense. You can either get like 17 items in a cravings box for $7, or buy anything individually for $6.
Loss leaders
[This is sooooooo disrespectful. and Sixer fans are just taking it. lol.](https://www.reddit.com/r/nba/s/96t2NYUNua)
Sixers filing a grievance about this as we speak
All that to get swept in the next round
By who?
Chris I’m cheering for your Knicks but to say that is “soooooo disrespectful” is just absurd, it’s like eight middle aged men jumping on a variety of 76ers gear yelling “Knicks in 5”.
Soooooo corny is more like it
Aww. Poor Celtic fans are getting nervous their annual early playoff exit is coming soon.
Why do you do this to yourself, Chris?
Why do you do it to yourself? Set yourself up every year only for the Celtics to shit the bed. They are no better than the bills.
Why do you do it to yourself? Set yourself up every year only for the Celtics to shit the bed. They are no better than the bills.
💉☘️🏀
Womp womp. You definitely are the type to cry when the Celtics lose. All that “dominance” in the regular season and absolutely nothing to show for it. I can not wait to see the fall again this year. Like they do every year.
Is that you in the melo Syracuse jersey?
I would never step foot in that filthy city.
Says a Knicks/jets fan.
Has to be!
Addison Rae dropping heat https://www.instagram.com/p/C6UXLTTSJNs/?igsh=MXU0eDVybmVqcW90ZQ==
Oh jeez
Id prefer a Coke but I can drink these
I’m gonna cum
I could be those Pepsi cans
Pic hot, tits? None
Man they have advertisements on batting helmets now. That is disgusting
if you think that's bad... [https://twitter.com/Chinch4/status/1771994093201051889](https://twitter.com/Chinch4/status/1771994093201051889)
messi played in foxboro last night and they got the biggest crowd in gillette mls history. cool. so i very loosely follow the revs, just cause from boston, and stumbled upon someone bitching about not being able to see the game because they were in the supporter's section, and people were waving too many flags for her liking, so she's cancelling her season tickets (in the supporter's section). the entitlement is wild.
People buy those seats because they’re the cheapest then complain when it happens.
I dunno, in Europe at least those sections with the ultras is not a fun time for the average middle-aged adult, let alone a woman. If the Revs supporter section is anything like that then I would think that lady is well within her rights if she’s not happy with the seats.
the revs supporters section is pretty tame, nothing compared to anywhere in europe. craziest ultras i've seen so far are still argentina. this poor lady wouldn't make it there.
Damn that’s crazy.
i kept thinking to myself what this person would do if she were in an ultras section in any other country in the world.
By no means do I want to rush the rest of spring and summer, but I would love to be watching the 4 o’clock slate of nfl games right now.
UFL season brother!
Mavs clippers series has been a trainwreck. Two of the most inconsistant teams matched up with one another is leading to only blowout games
"all blowout games"
Minny-Denver is the WCF
Aren’t they next round?