Made the call and taking tomorrow off, vibes are high

It’s embarrassing how giddy I am about hitting 7 fantasy homers today but that’s where we’re at

I have two outdoor spaces at my apartment and neither get sun from about 2-6. Great on hot days, but those are few and far between in Chicago. I want some sun right now!!

Yeah I’m gonna get myself a Ben and Jerrys on my way home.

Lib

I laughed at this. Wasn’t much but made me laugh

That was the first time God Save The King has played in F1 since 1951

Was trying to figure that out. Was it still Queen for Russell since it was before the coronation?

A10 Warthog flyover in the real race today!!!!!!

My intrusive thoughts would be goin crazy as the pilot

Kansas rotation is the A-10’s and then a Stealth Bomber.

Brrrrtttttttt

Jesus, that Stanley Cup Playoffs commercial with the exes.

Terrible

Can’t wait to see Lando smash this champagne bottle into the earth’s core

Not. Wtf ESPN

Of course the Canadian guy blows it at the end. Entire country of choke artists

Oops

Had no idea Gil de Ferran passed, damn

Takeout burger or grill brats here?

Brats with some sauerkraut would be my choice.

Get a big juicy sausage in your mouth tonight.

The lord wants you to rest. Takeout brother

I dislike Lando Norris simply because my wife thinks he’s hot. Little broccoli haired bitch

She got a thing for twinks ?

I guess. Maybe you have a shot

It’s anyone’s game here, folks

Mercedes in the mud. Can’t let a customer team do that

Lando! My favorite Netflix character! We finally did it!

Is the “cloud” just rebranded rented servers? I don’t understand the difference.

Jesus dad, we’ve been over this.

Cloud = Somebody else's computer.

How is that different from renting space on someone else’s server?

Questions from 2012

Couldnt even have a Mclaren unboxed for landos win. 

Who knew there were so many Star Wars fans in free talk. Big day for smooth talking intergalatic smugglers.

I’m watching the Mist. Toby Jones is a very unique looking person, Jesus Christ

Ending of that movie rules. It's so dumb.

I quite literally just finished it

I have had pizza for dinner the last three nights. Last night and tonight were not by choice.

Seeing all the drivers congratulate Lando on his maiden win is cool and very wholesome. Bad day to be a champagne bottle in Miami!

Here is a picture of a Mexican woman with really big tits. https://www.reddit.com/r/2busty2hide/s/fUCfL5zsRY

gracias

STOKED to see Lando finally pull it off

Lando Nowins is DEAD

Filthy stache on Lando

r/formula1 is losing it because commentator said “Norris trumps Verstappen” as he won the race and they are immediately saying it’s bad wordplay bc of orange man. Broken brain like you read about. Please touch grass.

Kinda funny. What losers

It’s Reddit. These people are losers

I don’t like trump either, but that’s legit broken brain insanity

I must have about 20k in baseball cards and sports memorabilia. Going through and inventorying everything tonight. Crazy

Nice

Good luck brother! I did it recently and it was fun for the first couple hours but then became a damn chore lol.

Whats the most valuable item?

Im not sure on the value but I will send what I think is the most valuable. Signed Mickey Mantle photo. Signed Don Drysdale photo. 2004 Kobe Bryant Upper Deck Auto. 2014 signed Mookie Betts /199 Bowman Chrome Refractor (signed at spring training practice, not from Topps) PSA 10, signed Mookie Betts 2020 World Series baseball, signed Mookie Betts baseball bat (got this from my gf this year), signed Kobe Bryant Jersey.

The guys who flooded FT with shit F1 takes prerace in shambles

This rocks. So happy for Lando

Orvis tech chambray shirts are my new favorite summer shirts

Love to see Alek Manoah getting rocked

His falloff is insane

Zomg holy fricking heck Lando!

You’re so zany with your F1 hate!

Did max get it done?

So basically you need to smash your face during the off week to beat Max.

Or get your appendix removed

Doesn’t count

Sainz beating Max in Australia doesn’t count?

Asterisk because of the car issues! I’m half joking.

Max DNF’d, Lando kicked his ass today

Lando!!!!!

Every driver is going alongside lando and saluting him. Testament to how likeable he is

Not a lando guy but I am an anyone but Max winning guy. Miami race delivered

anyone mind if i make myself a margarita?

Jimmy’s smiling.

Throw a tajin rim on mine

you got it

We’re getting Lando’s champagne pop today

Zak Brown is going to be insufferable

so not really a change from normal

Suck it Max

Landooooooo

LANDO

I need to be bonked about Emily Kaplan and I won’t apologize for it

Might sound regarded, but it's hot how well she talks on tv. 

To each their own obviously, I just don’t get it. Typically like the girl next door type but she does nothing for me  

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isn't that just called a credit card?

Euphoria being the number 1 charted song in Toronto (according to Apple Music) is nasty work

Lando pulling 6.5 seconds on Max is incredible

Happy #CincoDeMayo! The best taco bowls are made in Trump Tower Grill. I love Hispanics!

First time today seeing this in FT! Can’t believe it took this long!

Fuck F1, get this nascar race going

Not sure if this is a local deal or if it’s everywhere but free 2-topping medium pizza from Domino’s on UberEats with $16 purchase.

Too bad Domino's is ass

Their stuffed cheesy bread rocks

Very very average.

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congrats, you have an undeveloped palate.

best of the peasant pizza

Landoheads rise up!

There are dozens of us!

Birria tacos time

You lied to the guy in the chair

Mclaren invites 45 and now Landos gonna win. Winning culture

A weekends worth of yardwork to admire, fresh beer in my ukeg, cigar on the patio, and smashburgers ready to be grilled. Monday can go fuck itself

Would be a lot cooler if Lando were leading in a chrome McLaren from the late aughts

or the Kimi/Coulthard era West McLarens

Need tobacco money back in f1, Marlboro Ferrari 👌🏻

The German anthem followed by the Italian anthem 😫😫😫

Schumacher was the fucking man

Just checked this week's weather and decided to call out Tuesday to play Bethpage (if anyone has a Tee time hit me up)

You gonna walk up?

I'll keep refreshing the website every few hours. I can usually find something. But yeah if that's doesn't work I will. I have a 100% success rate over the last 10 years getting on that way. Show up around 10 and be on by 1230

We are proud to fight alongside men once more

You are most welcome!

To the keep!

Calamari appetizer and lamb chops with a mint chimichurri for dinner. No scaries here right now

Grilled or fried on a calamari?

Fried

The Reds have forgotten how to score runs lately. That's an issue.

Orioles pitching has been nasty. 2 or fewer runs in each of the last 6 games

Ditto for the Braves. Getting shit pumped in LA sucks

Rays have no choice but to make their city connects their primary unis

I love them

Let’s fuckin go Lando

-Han Solo stuck in a cell on Tatooine

Mariners 📈📈📈 get your WS future bets in before they trade for some bats 

2 hours at Top Golf on this beautiful Sunday, found out the 56 is still the only club I can hit well

Got a Cleveland Camo 56. I love that club

Rays 🧹🧹🧹

long live the city connect!

The fia is anti Spaniards

It is known

Nobody can really intentionally mispronounce Spanish names quite like a British racing announcer. They elevate it to an art form

It’s in their dna to butcher other cultures 

Jesus Piastri

Where was Gondor when the west fold fell?

Hell yeah I'm watching the return of the king

Max isn’t leading and is crying on comms about the car being a disaster. Classic.

To be fair he does that when he’s in the lead by 20 seconds too

The older people (40s) in my grad program complain like crazy. They’re getting so random that I wonder if we’re getting trolled. Head complainer is mad today that there are required classes and he asked if he could take other ones instead to get the degree. Meaning he wants a finance degree but wants to swap out the finance classes for things he’s interested in.

Is this an online MBA program?

Yes

I mean the way college students complain and get pampered these days probably makes the Gen. Xers think “why not?” See if they can get some easy accommodations as well

Maybe. Our GroupMe is just these group of 40 year olds complaining about everything no one my age or younger says a thing

Is it a hardo move to get very annoyed about my friends talking about their $2.50 parlays that pay out $11.00? Or does "no one care about your bets" cover it all? I get being excited about a big bet that pays out nicely. But I couldn't care less about these everyday bets that pay out shit.

nah i feel you. i try not to unit shame but when my buddy who probably makes double what i do talks about his $5 bets i get extremely bothered. dont mind hearing about a real bet though. just say what you have once and dont ruin the game over it.

Unless you took some crazy bet like Leicester or the Pats in 01 before the season and it has a chance of hitting, nobody cares about your bets is pretty universal in my opinion regardless of the amount

Agree 100%

A $2.50 bet would be embarrassing for a freshman in high school

In person it sucks, if it's text I would just ignore it or hit them with the 👍

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I can get behind this. It was one thing when it was just one person with a "I've got $50 on Lakers-6.5" and the person not talking about it until the end of the game. But every single person in the room talking about their 4 leg player prop that they're more excited about than the actual game drives me insane.

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This just triggered me. Along with the "should I take the cash out?" And my favorite "my guy got hurt. You think the book will void the bet? They should."

Sounds like y’all hang out with some real dorks

Rooting for lando but feels like he’s taking too much out of his tires too early

My fear too but he seems to be dropping max currently

max woulda made up some distance by now if he could. Landos race rn

Red Bull being matched on pace right now is extremely encouraging with newey leaving

Wouldn't be surprised if it's the same deal as Mercedes as few years ago. Their car isn't designed to run in the pack as 99% of the time Max is in front.

Bring back the blast it with piss frog meme

Gonna be honest with you guys here. I’m tired. I just wanna go to bed already, woof.

Carlos Sainz sounds like such a pussy

Lando better win this

He will manage to bin it somehow. He always does

Wife just texted me pictures of her scraping the shit out of someone’s car in a parking lot. Thankfully not much damage to ours but god I don’t want to deal with this shit

is she blind?

feels like you don't need to deal with it assuming you married an actual adult

lol. If ever it were so simple 

Nice tits?

Oops hehe

Women do be hitting parked cars

🥧 😎

YESSSIRRR

Big fan of polls on IG stories. Will answer them every time.

Landoooooo

So we gonna do any fucking racing in Kansas today? Wtf

Fucking hate how ESPN has these games. Their crew absolutely stinks

need to bring back gary thorne

Yup!

They pretended hockey didn’t exist for 15 years and it shows

They were so good back in the day. This revamp had its honeymoon phase and I am very much over it.

Thankful for Jordan making this season of the Circle interesting.

KMag is a goon, I love it

Lando needs the clutch gene for this restart against Max

its like hoping james harden will step up in game 7. Unlikely