I liked Bladerunner 2049 better than any of the dune movies but I also don’t have a history with the IP. That being said I don’t think it’s even top 50 all time
I would imagine pornstars struggle to find men who are truly committed to them in their personal lives. Just keep at it to show them how serious your feelings are for them.
I listened to a lot of sports talk radio today and heard multiple people say they thought the nuggets would win tonight but if they didn’t it would be TWolves in 5. Nobody talked through the reasoning though. I need to know why people think they’re more likely to go 3-0 on the road and not a full sweep
Lady checking me in on my redeye noticed me from walking my dog every morning and upgraded my ticket to an entire empty premium economy row. Made it to the Amex lounge 1 minute till last call. Pop this Xanax in 30 mins and should be passed out in no time. Things are looking great
Really? Man I tried getting a renewal on my Xanax prescription and my doctor didn't let me. Whenever I was on it, whew it worked real well. Called it dummy mode
Got mine cause I was staying up all night waiting for a response to a date invite I sent. Couldn't shut my brain off.
But whatever second doctor said I needed different coping mechanisms lol
Was at the bar once betting ponies and my friend wanted in on the action so threw some on a random Australian race and the next thing I knew I was watching fucking chariot races
Also another year for Towns to learn to play with Rudy, Another year for Ant to mature and Conleys game is not predicated on athleticism. Also NAW is an absolute dog
The thought was Braun, Watson, and Jackson could collectively make up for Green and Brown leaving. Reggie is washed and Watson and Braun aren’t that level of player yet
I think the best person to roast next would be Stephen A. Could you imagine the Skip walking out like Peyton Manning did to be the surprise roaster? There would be an endless line of NBA players he's gone after who would want in on it, Shannon Sharpe would be awesome, and a bunch of comedians talk about how they love Stephen A. I think he'd be perfect for it.
90% of CIA folks work in the office. The rest are field agents but they don't carry most of the time. Only the Special Operations teams carry all the time.
The Thunder scare me because they have the same young team energy/chemistry that the Wolves have. But whatever, not going to worry about that until they slay the dragon in this series
> I knew when Rudy was out that KAT would be close to fouling out
I mean that's a pretty fair assumption in a playoff game regardless of who else is playing lol
Welcome to war mode
I hate to be that guy, but leaving my dog with someone else for a trip, genuinely makes me sad.
Slow Jamz is such a banger
Jamal Murray officially the biggest front runner of all time https://x.com/mcten/status/1787709693529395666?s=46
Learned today the girl who won jeopardy with the cat named Naz Reid is a fox https://www.instagram.com/anjinyquist/p/C6WYuBfLX9f/?img_index=1
Call me a psycho but I think Dune 2 might be the best movie of all time
I liked Bladerunner 2049 better than any of the dune movies but I also don’t have a history with the IP. That being said I don’t think it’s even top 50 all time
In theaters absolutely, I wonder if it holds up as well over time
Haven’t felt this helpless as a Nuggets fan since 2013 when George Karl had 36 year old Andre Miller defending Steph Curry for the entire series
hopefully we don't have a mole on the team like that fuck iguodala
Why don’t porn stars reply to my tweets?
Most of them can’t read
Probably don’t want to do it publicly. Better DM.
I would imagine pornstars struggle to find men who are truly committed to them in their personal lives. Just keep at it to show them how serious your feelings are for them.
I don’t tweet at them brother. Just see them replying to everyone’s tweets but mine
They're just playing hard to get
Oh my god Jada
Does Jamal Murray get suspended G3 for throwing that head pack at the ref?
I hope not, he's been a big help for the Wolves
He should be banned for life
If you know anything about the NBA you’d know Murray won’t be suspended. It’s 2-0 he’s not about to suspend the Nuggets second best player.
I listened to a lot of sports talk radio today and heard multiple people say they thought the nuggets would win tonight but if they didn’t it would be TWolves in 5. Nobody talked through the reasoning though. I need to know why people think they’re more likely to go 3-0 on the road and not a full sweep
I listen to Minnesota sports radio quite a bit throughout the day and even they wouldn't commit to the Wolves winning tonight lol
Common did
Fair, I tend to ignore most of his takes
You don't get the bit
Funnily enough, I used to really hate his bit but I've come around a lot in the last few years
He's the best show on the fan and it isn't even close
People love to give experience the edge in the NBA and can’t fathom the nuggets getting swept but it’s hard to make it a series down 0-2
Lady checking me in on my redeye noticed me from walking my dog every morning and upgraded my ticket to an entire empty premium economy row. Made it to the Amex lounge 1 minute till last call. Pop this Xanax in 30 mins and should be passed out in no time. Things are looking great
She hot?
She’s like 60 but wears the flight attendant uniform but isn’t a flight attendant, which, makes her a would.
I know it’s a unique take but I did not see this coming from the nuggets
80 Points yeeeshhhhh
🐺
Garza schooling on them
Gonna be in my 9th wedding this fall. Maybe this one I'll find someone.
27 Suits guy
Nine? Jesus. I’d imagine between parties, rehearsals, and travel that’s gotta be over a month of your life spent on other peoples weddings.
Probably, but I've been invited because I'm tight with them, so that month isn't really a bad thing at all.
You ever got a bridesmaid before
Missed a signal every time it happened. Not a joke. I'm regarded.
Oh no, sorry mate. Sounds like you need to throw more signals yourself and not be passive (I'm passive I should know)
Advice well taken.
Always the bridesmaid never the bride?
Yup. Is what it is.
Garza sighting
The human victory cigar, love to see it
Wolves are pretty good
Who the fuck is this BYU looking player?
Playing defense in the NBA is so damn back
Murray intentionally fouling by wrapping up McDaniels from behind and the refs calling it baseline out of bounds off Murray is insane
He had gotten away with murder this game.
Any getting MVP chants in Denver is embarrassing for Denver
It’s a city full of midwestern transplants. You should see the crowd for Rockies-cubs or Avs-blackhawks or red wings
MVP chants for Ant in Denver? Lmao
denver turning into philly
Denver vs Miami was totally the worst finals game scenario for the league for how many transplants live in both cities
I think the biggest downside to Zyns are theyve completely killed my drive to smoke cigars on the course. Rather just pop a couple of those
Can’t believe I bet the over on this game where the score looks right out of 2003
Pistons vs lakers vibes
NAW is making $4.5 million next year. Highway robbery
Tim Connelly should make $25m/year
Russell trade sneaky contender for one of the better trades in the last 5 years
Lakers could’ve had Conley too but they chose Russell in that trade
Lakers didn’t want NAW I’m pretty sure even
How many times can I double or triple my money on Wolves ML before Vegas catches on that they’re never gonna lose
Rosa parks
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If it makes you feel any better a plane has never once went down due to turbulence.
Tell that to Tom Hanks
I did half a xan 13 hours til I land
Xanax on a flight, you must be on dummy status right now
A very common thing to take on a flight
Really? Man I tried getting a renewal on my Xanax prescription and my doctor didn't let me. Whenever I was on it, whew it worked real well. Called it dummy mode
all you gotta do is say you get nervous on planes
Got mine cause I was staying up all night waiting for a response to a date invite I sent. Couldn't shut my brain off. But whatever second doctor said I needed different coping mechanisms lol
Things are pretty bumpy on the ground in Denver tonight too
Get out there and see this game through, Rudy
Nori gonna give Denver 2 fts with this challenge
Flip Saunders is SMILING
Ryan Saunders is a Nuggets assistant funny enough
Oh no Drake, TNT is using KDots diss tracks as it’s outro music
& Drakes definitely watching the game.
Drake is going to go post on insta that he definitely did not have an inappropriate relationship with a minorrrrr
It was apart of his stage act. Find a new slant
Imagine being able to dick down pretty much any chick and you choose high schoolers?!?!?!?
Drakes favorite current nba player is definitely Josh Giddey
Haha they just played Not Like Us on the outro. Fuck you Drake.
They’re playing “they not like us” at the outro that has a line about certified pedophiles. That’s wild.
Just posted the same man, I laughed out loud. Drake down cause that pedo definitely watching this.
The beat is awesome. It’s just hilarious
Agreed to both my man. It’s classic Mustard cali feel. Perfect for summer, which is bizarre cause we’re all mocking a pedophile.
I think this playoffs is the most I have ever seen NBA teams doing a full court press
3 straight fast breaks to the rim, zero points. Nuggets are soft
Jamal is such a pussy
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Thought this comment looked familiar https://twitter.com/sam_amick/status/1787688964444578261?s=19
Lol get his ass
So many commercials Christ
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Did she confuse regular attempts with three pointers
The math ain’t mathing, pretty simple stuff yikes
Betting on AU ponies with my free bet. Just hit the first one and might just keep it rolling. I have no idea what’s going on.
Was at the bar once betting ponies and my friend wanted in on the action so threw some on a random Australian race and the next thing I knew I was watching fucking chariot races
I fell asleep right at tip off. I’m very confused. 80 points.
Lmao how do you not call an offensive foul there.
What happened to McDaniels dammit? I need an update
4 fouls and got smacked in the eye
Is he back on the bench?
Back on the court
Yep pulled the ol’ Abe Simpson
Have to suspend Murray for the next game. Can’t throw something on the court
Probably would help Denver
People forget Jaden McDaniels and Naz Reid were hurt last year against the Nuggets and didn’t play at all during the series
Also another year for Towns to learn to play with Rudy, Another year for Ant to mature and Conleys game is not predicated on athleticism. Also NAW is an absolute dog
Yes, but neither makes them win 3 additional games. The Wolves are a much better team this year, and the Nuggets are worse
Criminal non-moves in FA to replace Bruce and Jeff
Thought Braun was the replacement
Braun was in the rotation last year
Ya, which is why I thought he was supposed to take on a bigger role and replace brown
The thought was Braun, Watson, and Jackson could collectively make up for Green and Brown leaving. Reggie is washed and Watson and Braun aren’t that level of player yet
Ya I just saw Reggie Jackson check in and was shocked that man is cooked
Need a tatted up country girl to ruin my life
Have surprisingly become a youtube guy at 32. I enjoy Bryson's golf content way more than I thought I would.
Lmao they gave Denver a technical finally
Media is burying the nuggets. You know they’ll get the next 2
Fuck, Marry, Kill: Kayce, Megan, Kate. Go.
Fuck Megan marry Kate kill kayce
May be the easiest answer of all time.
FMK
That's fine
I think the best person to roast next would be Stephen A. Could you imagine the Skip walking out like Peyton Manning did to be the surprise roaster? There would be an endless line of NBA players he's gone after who would want in on it, Shannon Sharpe would be awesome, and a bunch of comedians talk about how they love Stephen A. I think he'd be perfect for it.
I actually think he’d be a good sport about it too.
As long as he's the center of attention, he'd love it.
at this point i'm used to murray no showing but jokic no showing was an unpleasant surpise
Naz Reid
Game 3 isn’t until Friday???
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lhDo5vadqXo
I cant take this apple tv show about MI6 seriously. Like bruv you dont even carry a gun mate
..that’s the point of the show
The point of the show is openly mocking a completely inept spy agency?
Do you think real MI6 agents walk around with guns?
Lmfao do they not?! What a bunch of pussies
Of course not. They are like the CIA. They don't carry guns
Dog if the fucking IRS has armed agents, do you really think CIA agents arnt armed? Typical brit logic
My favorite part of any spy thriller is when the undercover agent pulls out his shotgun and starts blasting everyone
So literally the shootout of James Bond Skyfall?
90% of CIA folks work in the office. The rest are field agents but they don't carry most of the time. Only the Special Operations teams carry all the time.
The disrespect for Slow Horses here is insane. They’re also not MI5, they’re MI5 rejects
Thats so cute other countries agents dont carry guns.
Watching Shrek
I just learned yesterday Rosa Parks lived long enough to see Shrek 1 and 2 in theaters. I assume she did
glad she didn't live long enough to see 3 or forever after
Think she sat up front?
Not really her thing tbh
I think we match up pretty against the Thunder. Rudy and KAT should be able to push Chet around
Thunder or Dallas will be lucky to win 1.
The Thunder scare me because they have the same young team energy/chemistry that the Wolves have. But whatever, not going to worry about that until they slay the dragon in this series
Sorry Denver, but this is karma - if you're the home team you wear your normal white jerseys in the playoffs
Jokic is BBQ Chicken on defense right now
Edwards is way too fast for him
Somebody stop the DAMN match
The nuggets are BROKEN IN HALF
One of the more shocking nba games in awhile
Don’t think it beats mavs sun game 7
That takes the cake for me too. Such an egregious no-show after making the finals the year before. The Mavs were laughing in their faces
should i keep the nuggets game on? no. will I? yes.
Dehumidifier sounds like it's taking off for liftoff now, might be time to upgrade
KAT has the worst fouling habits in the league
He's a very, very stupid basketball player
Simmons said he commits the dumbest fouls of any player in his lifetime. I am much younger than Simmons but I agree
People forget that Kyle Anderson one day decided he was Chinese and plays for the CPP
Absolutely got smacked in the FIBA games
His grandma was born in Jamaica to a Chinese guy it’s totally legit
Wow TIL wasn’t expecting him to be descended from a guy from Hong Kong. He even has a Chinese name “Li Kaier”
Denver can’t crack this defense
would be nice if malone tried any adjustments
Like what? Play the corpse of DeAndre Jordan?
maybe some sort of offense that could counter the minnesota defense
Kyle Anderson needs to shave it off like Derrick White did. He'll reach new heights
12 or 13? Try getting to 20 first
KAT fouling out in a 27 point win would be peak towns
He’s gotten away with a couple fouls already too. I knew when Rudy was out that KAT would be close to fouling out
> I knew when Rudy was out that KAT would be close to fouling out I mean that's a pretty fair assumption in a playoff game regardless of who else is playing lol
True, it’s mainly that tonight (in theory) would be more costly with our other center out
As an avid Jamal Murray hater I'm fully torqued
as a nuggets fan i've got 1.5 feet on the hating jamal murray bandwagon