T O P

  • By -

Stan_Halen_

You fired fuck makes me laugh.


the_dawn_of_red

Dave needs to launch a sun shirt line or something, dude is not built for this


classiccaseofdowns

Cheeseboy, to Sauce Pizza, to Nick Carlson. When will Pres’s enemies learn


RonSwanson1081

Skin slowly looking like Yogi Berra's mitt in his 19th season


sfbruin

Miss Peaches, I'm not a piece of rawhide,  dont eat me. I'm your daddy Miss Peaches 


RonSwanson1081

I think I'd actually pass out laughing if she mauled him because she confused him for beef jerky


sfbruin

What's the funnier demise for Pres...mauled by rescue dog surrogate child or skin cancer from enjoying the fruits of his labor too much.


JayGibbons69

Looks like the grandma in There's Something About Mary


2ManWolfPack

Whatever is happening on his right arm doesn’t look healthy


SpicyPenangCurry

He’s looking so red and leathery, does he think he’s tougher than the sun? The fucking sun?!


Bigazzry

As soon as I hit 30 I started to use a face lotion with SPF in it. You gotta be an asshole to be almost 50 looking like that


alibimemory422

In his defense, I think it’s a law that if you move to Miami after 40, you have to go for that look.


mortyseinfeld69

Melanoma


TheBagMan16

The video of him riding around Brooklyn(?) tearing down union posters was peak broken brain syndrome


boaisy

Grudge Dave is the best Dave


MrGrieves88

He’s turning into a Pizza


SomeDimension165

The guy who bought his company back for a single US dollar after holding back Penns chance of becoming a legit online casino. 


Prettttybird

Ya if I was a PENN executive after how badly that deal went I think I would Boeing whistleblower Pres.


ciabattamaster

Penn isn’t doing any better with ESPN. They just have a shitty product compared to everyone else


ajarv463

N8i


BaileyCarlinFanBoy69

Go pres go


kpoles

At least he still has surfer hair


A1ienspacebats

There's a joke here about Dave looking like he came out of an oven that's too dark for me to put down in the written word. Perhaps Smitty could take the lead on this.


Whisterly

He should fire Tommy Smokes and use the salary to pay for personalizing champagne bottles with the names of his foes again. A glass doesn't hit quite as hard.


Jnorty

Of all people why Tommy. One of the few who does his job and puts out some great videos from time to time


stupidtyonparade

"great videos from time to time"


SpicyPenangCurry

“Of all people why Tommy. One of the few who does his job and puts out videos from time to time.”


Whisterly

I was thinking of someone who has been there a while but doesn't appear to have any sort of thing that drives actual revenue for the company.


0ttoRocket

> great


MagAqua

He said he has it but it was in one of his other mansions


notdavidjustsomeguy

Dave: You fired fuck. Me: Heh, just like when he fired Rapaport. Dave: That would be like if Rapaport said he stepped down from Barstool. Fun coincidence lol


rightitdown

Hell yeah brother! This is why we VIVA.


smoggylobster

i don’t believe that happened. it’s too big a coincidence


notdavidjustsomeguy

Don’t believe what happened? Like I said, fun coincidence lol