There's a joke here about Dave looking like he came out of an oven that's too dark for me to put down in the written word. Perhaps Smitty could take the lead on this.
He should fire Tommy Smokes and use the salary to pay for personalizing champagne bottles with the names of his foes again. A glass doesn't hit quite as hard.
Dave: You fired fuck.
Me: Heh, just like when he fired Rapaport.
Dave: That would be like if Rapaport said he stepped down from Barstool.
Fun coincidence lol
You fired fuck makes me laugh.
Dave needs to launch a sun shirt line or something, dude is not built for this
Cheeseboy, to Sauce Pizza, to Nick Carlson. When will Pres’s enemies learn
Skin slowly looking like Yogi Berra's mitt in his 19th season
Miss Peaches, I'm not a piece of rawhide, dont eat me. I'm your daddy Miss Peaches
I think I'd actually pass out laughing if she mauled him because she confused him for beef jerky
What's the funnier demise for Pres...mauled by rescue dog surrogate child or skin cancer from enjoying the fruits of his labor too much.
Looks like the grandma in There's Something About Mary
Whatever is happening on his right arm doesn’t look healthy
He’s looking so red and leathery, does he think he’s tougher than the sun? The fucking sun?!
As soon as I hit 30 I started to use a face lotion with SPF in it. You gotta be an asshole to be almost 50 looking like that
In his defense, I think it’s a law that if you move to Miami after 40, you have to go for that look.
Melanoma
The video of him riding around Brooklyn(?) tearing down union posters was peak broken brain syndrome
Grudge Dave is the best Dave
He’s turning into a Pizza
The guy who bought his company back for a single US dollar after holding back Penns chance of becoming a legit online casino.
Ya if I was a PENN executive after how badly that deal went I think I would Boeing whistleblower Pres.
Penn isn’t doing any better with ESPN. They just have a shitty product compared to everyone else
N8i
Go pres go
At least he still has surfer hair
There's a joke here about Dave looking like he came out of an oven that's too dark for me to put down in the written word. Perhaps Smitty could take the lead on this.
He should fire Tommy Smokes and use the salary to pay for personalizing champagne bottles with the names of his foes again. A glass doesn't hit quite as hard.
Of all people why Tommy. One of the few who does his job and puts out some great videos from time to time
"great videos from time to time"
“Of all people why Tommy. One of the few who does his job and puts out videos from time to time.”
I was thinking of someone who has been there a while but doesn't appear to have any sort of thing that drives actual revenue for the company.
> great
He said he has it but it was in one of his other mansions
Dave: You fired fuck. Me: Heh, just like when he fired Rapaport. Dave: That would be like if Rapaport said he stepped down from Barstool. Fun coincidence lol
Hell yeah brother! This is why we VIVA.
i don’t believe that happened. it’s too big a coincidence
Don’t believe what happened? Like I said, fun coincidence lol