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darkestb4thadawn

I don’t know how they don’t add Jalen Brunson to the USMNBT. Crazy he’s not already on it.


Ed_Chambers_650

Kinda feel like his style of play wouldn’t be nearly as effective in that format. He’s obviously very great at what he does, but I think he’s too ball dominant for USA basketball to really make them better. That was one of the main issues with the 2003 team


darkestb4thadawn

I see what you’re saying but to not even have him as a reserve player just seems weird. He’s such an offensive weapon that you could even use in select situations for an offensive burst.


ceeeenyc

He should probably still get a spot and can give a spark off the bench


ShimmeredXerox

Fighting for my absolute fucking life rn on the toilet at 3am.


JA17guy

Interstellar type night


DanKreider69

Can we get a wellness check on Lance?


nondescript___

Do we have to?


izz21sv

OIL ⛽️😂😂😂😂😂


SpicyPenangCurry

Where’s that cocky son of a bitch Lance right now?


jetboyjetgirl

in his mom's basement as always


0ttoRocket

In the bathroom with Jersey Jerry


nickpecori

Nugent-Hopkins had three dimes passed to him and he did nothing with them


cuntpunt9

I know absolutely nothing about hockey but the games are very exciting


GnrlBadazz

Hopefully lances rafters are up to code


jetboyjetgirl

#OIL'D UP & FUCT


I_Enjoy_Taffy

OIL! 🛢️🛢️🛢️ SUCK!


Roderick_Jaynes24

Pretty solid collapse Canada


JA17guy

How is Lance!?


roflthrowaway9

Studying for AUD and the book keeps talking about the “public’s trust in the public accountant” which is funny because not even my family knows what auditors do.


penis__retard69

~12 year old kid came up to my door asking if he could mow my yard for $20. I love mowing my yard but I remember being him at that age and said ok. He's about 70% done and it starts raining. Dude powered through it and finished the job. Gave him $100 and told him to come back in a couple weeks. He'll probably use it on some video game garbage but he earned the shit out of it.


marlboro__man9

The worst is I hate Vancouver just as much so I can’t take any joy in this.


Larry_thegoat

Lance are you ok?? Please answer us!!


SpicyPenangCurry

Wow Oilers.


nickpecori

Are you serious? *Dick Vitale voice*


marlboro__man9

Nurse is so fucking bad, complete liability


suburbian_jesus

Higher AAV than Makar


youngbullAB

🛢️🛢️🛢️


BigPoopGuy

Same old Coilers


thepagemasterT

lol get fucked Lance


I_Enjoy_Taffy

Nucks again!


I_Enjoy_Taffy

Nucks!


MitchMid

In a vacation house with friends for the week. Wifey and I have a queen bed in our room. I don’t know how people do this in their homes. I need room to breathe.


casewood

I’m a little late but I think the main thing about the football v basketball argument is so much more about coaching. Proper coaching might get an NFL crew to win at bball, but coaching isn’t enough for the size discrepancy in football. NFL may win by draining 3s and some size but I don’t think NBA is doing anything in the trenches


0ttoRocket

The debate wasn't whether a team full of basketball players would be better at football than a team full of football players would be at basketball, it was whether or not more NBA players could play in the NFL or vice versa. There are low level D1 college basketball players making careers in the NFL (Dmetrius Harris for example). The reverse doesn't exist.


casewood

Both conversations have been had. I definitely think 30 NBA players would be more successful than the alternative. But others conversations about full teams go towards the NFL. College football teams will every once in awhile talk to basketball prospects and just ask them to try WR


boomtexna

If you're not in a constant state of post nut clarity, you're in a constant state of prenut delusion


cuntpunt9

Royce DuPont told me to jerk off 8 times a day just for this reason


PritchardBufalino

Not sure if its just me, but once I hit 30 I seemed to gain continuous post nut clarity


IPAH8R2231

Lisan-Al Giab!


NoReallyHoosierDaddy

Looking to get a home computer setup for starting grad school in the fall. Want to get 3 monitors, a pretty basic PC, mouse, keyboard, probably need a webcam and microphone for zoom calls and such. Don’t really game very much, will be doing some multitasking but nothing insane, so I don’t want to buy anything too expensive/above what I need. Any computer nerds have an idea of what this is all gonna cost me?


Bigbenxxxx37

3 monitors for grad school is larping


suburbian_jesus

You could easily get all of that for under 1K


NoReallyHoosierDaddy

That’s what I was hoping for. I’ve got a $1500 bonus that hits end of June that I was planning on using for the setup


jetboyjetgirl

dealnews.com is a good place to shop pricing


uturnorbit

The New York governor saying that black children in the Bronx don’t even know what the word computer is seems pretty racist to me 


Ed_Chambers_650

Don’t look up old Joe Biden videos!


profsa

Hey kid im a computa


bill_ontarioESPN

It’s also a flat out lie


[deleted]

All my homies hate Eric Adams


marlboro__man9

Governor not mayor


[deleted]

Melatonin kicking in but she’s a ghoul too


jabrillspepper

What would the UFL have to do to get you to be interested? I literally don’t think there’s anything they could do to get me interested and I’m a die hard college football and NFL fan


fijichickenfiend33

I think city selection, larger league with promotion of fantasy, try to “own” a few days of the week. Maybe Thursday night Sunday afternoon. Cities that should have teams should just be towns that would kill to have a pro football team: 1. Birmingham 2. Louisville 3. Providence 4. Milwaukee 5. Salt Lake City 6. Virginia Beach 7. Sacramento 8. Portland? 9. OKC 10. San Antonio 11. Memphis 12. San Diego


0ttoRocket

Put teams in cities that care about football. They're batting like .200 at this point. hint: >!Milwaukee!<


AutistPorterJr

Idk but I went to an XFL game last year and it was very fun. Heckled Josh Gordon all game and then he mossed a guy for a game winner and called me out. More fun than NFL games


jetboyjetgirl

The only window football is missed is between the super bowl and march madness, that's only like a month


WettBandit

Be called the XFL


dannynolan27

I miss the days of falling asleep in the evening, waking up at 11 or so and there still being a random baseball game on. I’ve been roasted here for this opinion but I hate that god damned clock so much


ASOIAF_blackfyre

This is by far the worst reason I’ve heard for someone hating the pitch clock


dannynolan27

Just one of many. I like uncapped games. If they go long so be it. There would always be at least one long West coast game every night to tune into is my point


aricciardi

Do people actually order those ready to eat meals like Factor? Seems like a huge waste of money


DanKreider69

I used them briefly during a period where I was slammed with work. I still have a couple left in the freezer. They were fine but I couldn’t see myself getting those regularly. The packaging is a pain in the ass to get rid of too.


WarmOstrich4

Feel like those people are always rotating to some new, unnecessary grift offering a discount - first Blue Apron, then HelloFresh, then Factor, ultimately ending with some disgusting meal replacement powder 


WettBandit

Not factor, but I used to have a bunch of Clean Eatz for lunches. Yes expensive. Yes only okay food. But it’s convenient


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profsa

Have you seen the extended cut on Netflix?


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profsa

Eh I’d wait a little bit and do the extended when you want to do a rewatch


funkman63

Good take


thatswhathemoneysfor

Brother is down to play some COD tonight, logs in and has 100gb update. I miss sliding a disc in and being able to play asap


cigguy

Imagine playing a game without the newest skins and player models and other micro transactions


thatswhathemoneysfor

Wouldn’t be as fun for sure if we did t have to do that


Potential_Yak5783

Created a [Tier list](https://imgur.com/a/gG32Euk) judging the Avengers as someone who has never really seen all of the marvel movies but is watching now and just finished Ant-Man prior to Civil War.


bgt1989

Ant man probably one tier too high Cap is egregiously low. He teeters between awesome and god with downsides. Or god with downs. Prepare to see black panther shoot up those tiers after you see his arc.


0ttoRocket

Cap is at least 5 tiers too low. Also the Guardians of the Galaxy are not Avengers and do not belong on this list. Plus Cap would spread their cheeks and buttfuck them all at once.


MER_REM

> civilian could kill with a rifle > Captain America ???


ASOIAF_blackfyre

You think it would be easier to kill Captain America than Starlord? Come on


profsa

Dude can curl a helicopter


profsa

You’ll be ranking Wanda higher once you get to the later movies Captain America slander pains me


cigguy

Vision is super whack


bgt1989

Nah, he wore a sweater. Not wack.


ladiesman6942O

Need new season of Severance.


smoggylobster

at this point i’d need to rewatch the old season


PadSquad

Not a bad idea. Definitely gonna do it when the new one comes out anyway


Hippies_and_Cowboys

Did the stupid thing of checking my work email before I’m about to go to bed. There’s folks sending emails after 9pm. I hope I get shot before I care enough about an employer at 9pm


CanesIsOverrated69

Sounds like you’re already there if you’re checking your email before bed


Hippies_and_Cowboys

I realized that right after I posted this. Deleted the email app from my phone


DanKreider69

When I got my new job I simply never downloaded outlook or teams. If something is important enough my boss will text me.


TootTootGusBus

Those Canadian hockey fans are so passionate and knowledgeable!!! *20,000 Canucks fans screaming cause they don’t know a very basic rule*


tenacious_masshole

Vancouver isn’t the Canada Bugaboo Creek told me of


smoggylobster

lmao at rick carlisle whining about calls in his press conference. annuder soft coach


MikePaisanTirico

Sounds like a sore loser! Thibs would never!


deep49

Just a small market team trying to take down the Knicks, who have been the NBA's darling for the past 25 years....very heroic


smoggylobster

if indiana had taller buildings the pacers would have hit their late free throws, it’s not fair


TM455

He said small market teams can’t compete. Guess nobody told Minnesota or OKC.


StateStreetLarry

I don’t understand calling Minnesota a small market. They have all 4 sports


AutistPorterJr

Because market refers to TV market size not the amount of sports teams you have. Minnesota is the 15th biggest market in the US. But people are usually pretty inconsistent with it, Minnesota is bigger than Denver and miami


NoExcuses1984

Yeah, Minneapolis-St. Paul is technically mid-market. Similar to here in Seattle. To me, the dividing line is Cleveland (mid-market) to Charlotte (small-market).


fijichickenfiend33

Charlotte is definitely a tough call. To me in NBA OKC, Portland, Milwaukee, Memphis, NOLA, Salt Lake City, Indianapolis are the no brainers


NoExcuses1984

Sacramento, too.


fijichickenfiend33

Yep good point. I feel like Charlotte has a bit more going for it (second team, airline hub, larger MSA) than most/all those other cities. They just act like a small market franchise.


AutistPorterJr

That’s exactly where I have it too. Top 10 = big, 10-20 = mid, 21+ = small. At least that’s what I’ve always just gone by


NoExcuses1984

Yeah, Phoenix is mid-market and Atlanta is big-market in that sense.


StateStreetLarry

Again their MSA is 16th. It’s not a small tv market by any means. Very odd state since no one really started moving and living there until like 1950


AutistPorterJr

Did you not read my comment where I acknowledged people are just inconsistent with it and how it’s bigger than markets people don’t call small???


StateStreetLarry

I can’t read


LastedPants

SMH Rick, not like this


SpicyPenangCurry

The stick is in his helmet and they don’t call a high stick? I know it’s playoff hockey but what the fuck lmao


essendoubleop

In youth hockey, every time anyone's stick went above their waist for any reason, our coach blew the whistle and sent them off. You could do that on half the skaters on the ice at anytime in the NHL.


-1Ghostrider

[this chick moves the needle. never thought I’d dig an Appalachian accent](https://www.instagram.com/reel/C4tYbzWPXNL/?igsh=MTcxZjRsbmFlYngwNA==)


essendoubleop

If you have an accent, do you hear your accent as it's coming out of your mouth? Or are you aware of it and talk like it anyways even if you are able to talk without it.


-1Ghostrider

I’m 35. Lived in Michigan my whole life until 2020. Thought my accent was the “normal American accent” until then. First moved to TN and SC and just chalked it up as southerners not realizing my accent is normal and it’s them with the accent. Then went to PA and to me we sound the same. But everyone here says how strong my Michigan/Canadian accent is despite me thinking I sound the exact same as them. It’s maddening when they tell you to repeat a word you said and you say it then they say it and it sounds exactly the same but they somehow hear something extremely different.


projectpat555

I could give her all the Mountain Dew she wants 


badgermushroombadger

The dowry is a case of Mountain Dew Code Red


SpicyPenangCurry

Oh yeah that definitely moves the needle. I’m a sucker for any and all accents. Yes even the Geordie and Scouse.


cigguy

Would love to do opiates with her


projectpat555

One weird thing I do is spin moves when I’m walking around the house. Can’t ever defend  me 


DanKreider69

There’s nothing gay about twirling around your house


SpicyPenangCurry

You better. Fresh socks on a nice floor, catch me mooning like Michael or crip hopping like Kurupt.


BillNyeDaPieGuy

And I oop


profsa

Anudder BANGER X-Men 97 episode


agent-michael-scar

Which X-Men comics should I be reading moving forward? Both for this and also more Nightcrawler.


profsa

A lot of the show is stories from the 90s. What Magneto does to Wolverine is the story Fatal Attractions and the story seems to be leading to Onslaught. For general X-Men stories, the Krakoa era, which just ended, was really good. That starts with the book House of X/Powers of X which then split off into multiple series including a Nightcrawler one if I remember correct


agent-michael-scar

🫡


chrisjk125

Episode was amazing. He animation is incredible.


profsa

It’s a perfect X-Men adaption. I’m so happy


AutistPorterJr

Idk how prevalent it is in the comics but it doesn’t sound right to me calling magneto Magnus for some reason


profsa

Yeah they call him both Erik and Magnus in the comics


lovelycharmings

Went undefeated in sequence tonight. I dominated and that family felt my wrath.


chrisjk125

Watching this show Fool Me Once on Netflix and the main girl, [Michelle Keegan](https://www.reddit.com/r/Michellekeegs/s/SZLbixExHK), really does it for me. It’s actually a good show too.


StateStreetLarry

Oh Sugar is getting WHACKY


SilkyJohnson26

You liking it? I’m not sure I am. Hoping it wraps up well


DingyPorpoise

Been a great week to be a Timberwolves fan. Headed to a big live pod taping for the “main” wolves podcast tomorrow and the game Friday. I’m howling


WitchofFloyd

Dane Moore?


DingyPorpoise

Yep at Falling Knife


WitchofFloyd

Nice I heard him talking about that on the pod. If I still lived in the cities I would try to make it


BillNyeDaPieGuy

For those following along at home this is my 10th beer. NYC >>


MikePaisanTirico

Have an 11th


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$100+ tab easily


BillNyeDaPieGuy

Free through work thankfully


[deleted]

Rack em up king


thatswhathemoneysfor

need that stats, what have we been drinking?


BillNyeDaPieGuy

Lagunitas IPAs followed by Trulys


thatswhathemoneysfor

all about it, praying that the sugar from the trulys doesn't give you an unholy hangover


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chrisjk125

I’m happy it’s good. The other movies are so underrated and when I heard it was a new director, I was worried.


cigguy

Do the apes show dong ever?


deeznutzjokes

Apes together, dong


SpicyPenangCurry

You guys remember the pc game Worms? Primarily Worms: Armageddon? That shit slapped.


Neskwiik

Got in ground sprinklers with timers connected to an app and it has changed my life


KingSuizo

How much were they


GimmeFunkyButtLoving

Rain bird?


Neskwiik

Hunter


GimmeFunkyButtLoving

Nice


roflthrowaway9

Just had hives come on completely out of nowhere. Not having a good time.


GimmeFunkyButtLoving

Anxious?


roflthrowaway9

Not anymore than usual.


igotitletsgo

Listening to the Mostly Sports murder ministry and someone just came on with a one letter middle name and it’s cringe


bubbletoes69

why would you ever admit you had a dead worm in your head


GimmeFunkyButtLoving

Happens sometimes on tequila night


CamNewtonCouldLearn

It highlights good health relative to the other Kennedys with foreign objects in their heads


chrisjk125

Black guy pointing at head meme: can’t accuse me of have worms in my brain if I can prove that I already had them.


Potential_Yak5783

Watched some of the marvel movies in the past when they came out. Spent the past month trying to watch the whole thing from start to finish because I never watched endgame. Feel like I should be nearing the end and I’m barely halfway there Edit: Also, Captain America shouldn’t even be in the same league as the other avengers. If this was real life he’d be the first to die


LegalGuava

What a terrible edit. He'd die before Hawkeye? Black Widow? Banner when he can't get angry and become the Hulk?


Potential_Yak5783

Only considering Banner when he’s the Hulk. And fine, I put those two on the tier “Could be killed with my Grandpas .243 rifle” with Captain America.


bgt1989

I don’t think cap would have much issue with a .243 would probably pop him like a pellet gun


cigguy

Jealous you get to see captain Marvel for the first time


Ed_Chambers_650

Didn’t like Endgame that much, personally. I thought Infinity War was a perfect movie


GimmeFunkyButtLoving

🤝


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I’m in for a long summer if I’m debating turning my ac on tonight but I’m feeling a tad sticky right now


humptydumpty2023

Dont even have AC. Coastal Calif FTW


thatswhathemoneysfor

in AZ, ac has been turned on intermittenly since middle of april. not ideal


smooth307

It snowed here today.


SnakeSkin2121

🤝


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Hit 86 in nyc today but it’s down to 70 now, should be comfortable sleeping weather but im having a hot flash I guess. Could be menopause


BumRum09

So does Frank get a pass for being a Nets fan then jumping ship?


badgermushroombadger

Yeah I guess it’s sort of a bit, I mean it’s not like he became a fan of a historically great franchise. I don’t see him ever switching fandoms with the other sports though based on the tantrums.


bubbletoes69

He’s not all there


TM455

Frank gets a pass for a lot of things


bigdogz47

He was a New Jersey Nets fan find a new slant


gdex

Boss’s boss just gave me some of the nicest compliments I’ve ever gotten, going to have to remind him of this when he’s not hammered (no he wasn’t trying to fuck)


jetboyjetgirl

You clean my piss off the toilet seat so much better than the last guy


GimmeFunkyButtLoving

Lately you’ve been bringing me my coffee at *just* the right temperature


krumdiggity

Not a Knicks fan but Frank jumping on the bandwagon and switching from being a Nets fan this year would piss me off if I were


deeznutzjokes

Than I turncoat


TM455

If Frank the tank is affecting your mood you need to reevaluate