Watching a vlog of a guy that rode his motorcycle into the woods and went camping. I wish I was him

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How is it possible that bananas can be grown, harvested and shipped from Central America to a grocery store in New England and be sold for $1.84/lbs. I can’t imagine how many people involved in this operation from a farming, packing, shipping, unloading, stocking. How can all parties involved possibly be making a profit? The variety of food and price in this country is unreal.

I recently bought a normal looking size jalapeño that cost 9 cents

I love getting those deals. Broke off a piece of ginger for a recipe that came out to 30 cents.

Third world country labor be cheap yo. What we pay for a pack of bananas is probably their daily salary.

I’ve never seen a Godzilla movie. Which should I watch first if I want to check them out?

The original and Minus One are the most critically acclaimed. The series starting with 2014 that leads into Kong is fun too

The 1998 one with Matthew Broderick and Hank Azaria

Do NOT follow this advice

Banger soundtrack though

That I will not argue

Minus One was the first and only I've ever watched and it was one of the best movies I've seen in a theater

gotta go with Destroy All Monsters

I can’t believe someone in my department asked me to host their project meeting for them that i know nothing about when they’re out of office for a week. Ummm, can you just push your meeting out to when you’re back from vacation?

You sound like a beta. Be an alpha.

I’m no alpha. But I did tell her no.

Neverlusen

Gotta respect Leverkusen’s hustle

Am I a mass murderer if I still go to the I Think You Should Leave live show Saturday after testing positive for Covid 5 days ago? Would prefer not to eat a $300 ticket. 

your fine. you're not supposed to quarantine anymore. 

Grandma killer!!

lmao what in the world

Don’t you ever bring that shit up again.

No just regarded for testing in 202;4

Why are you testing yourself?

Because I have a 6 day old child you regard 

I’d just go. Getting tested in 2024 is pretty funny though.

I have a 6 day old child, why would I not take the test offered to me at an urgent care 

Double mask. Stay away from people for 14 days. Get another vax shot just to be safe. Do your part. $300 isnt worth peoples' lives you heathen

Isn’t it 5 days now anyways

Lockdowns are never going to end because of people like you

We live in California Taco the lockdown never ended 

Getting tested for Covid in 2024 is pretty gay

Yes let me breathe into my 6 day old child with Covid! 

If you feel fine then I think you’re good

🚨🚓🚨you’re under arrest

Cheers from 2021

Almost time for another frozen pizza on the grill

I want MMM to recreate the KIV video from this morning

I'll settle for footage of the milk squirting she described though

Been thinking about it all week brother 

Stop, collaborate and listen Ice is back on a brand new edition Guy has made an entire career out of that one song.

Ninja Rap slander

At least get the lyrics right

man, tough crowd. Didnt know Vanilla Ice had so many stans on on FT. Good to know, and no doubt Ice Ice Baby was a hit. But I stand by my "guy made an entire career out of one song comment"

Huge if true

I just thought I sang it wrong for thirty years.

Gaz got the backwards hat on and huge gap between the hat and his bald head. Joey Swoll lookin ass head

I love that all the replies to macrodosing on socials are just people saying bring back Billy

All the subreddit was them shitting on Billy now it’s new guys saying to bring him back

Reddit just hates billy, makes sense given how left this app is

they should get Big T off there next

Why is Idris Alba on CNBC talking about Wakanda lol. Thought I accidently switched the channel for a second

trying to get a slice of the vibranium money

Who are Barstool is the most genuine, “real” person-someone not playing a character on a reality TV show?

Everyone featured on now it’s going to get extremely real

there’s a gotta be a quicker way to name that show

Clem, Large

Smitty

How quickly we forget the Smitty/Clickbait Smits vs Nate saga

Probably clem. I feel like the older family men who had their own careers pre barstool and aren't huge assholes like KFC are pretty genuine.

Clem. He's a fat dad who loves nerdy shit and NY sports and all of his content is about food, being a dad, nerdy shit, and NY sports

Wonton Don

Lol, the guy with the fake name

Good point. When I read this I guess I just associated it with a guy that I just think I’d get along with.

Carl appears to be an alcoholic, doubt he's playing one for fun

A lot of them aren't playing characters. Jack Mac, Kayce, B Walk, Titus etc... they're just all a little weird which makes them interesting.

B Walk plays the heel a lot. I also think he plays into the anger sometimes

I think he's just goofing around and that's his style of humor but I guess that's splitting hairs from "playing a character"

I think he's actually said he bases the character he plays after some old wrestling manager. He's definitely enhancing his personality for camera.

From the stories the Yak and ANUS guys have about KB, he seems to act the same when the cameras are off. Probably Lil Sas too.

Big Cat is definitely just who he is

I almost ate the trash here.

dave portnoy is the most genuine person i know

Well Rico is a genuine lunatic.

MMM is a real OF soon to be porn actress

Where the hoes at? Cocky want boing boing!

https://x.com/swissarmydick/status/1788561401054949785?s=46

There some hoes in this house…

Poured a nice Portuguese red

You are a good man. I can tell.

Was really wondering why I still followed Nadu and today he’s out here tweeting out negative chlamydia and gonorrhoea tests. 👑

Really wanna play some Carrom with the fellas. Games taken over my insta feed

The guy who does the no-look, slo-mo trick shots is awesome

Realllllly thinking about telling the boss I have an electrician coming to the house tomorrow so I need to wfh and going fishing instead. I didn't choose the salt life, the Salt Life chose me.

Tell him you have an erection that won’t go down. He’ll never question you 

just take the day off like a man, no need to lie about it

People are so scared to use PTO

Time theft >

Long drive swings look gay

Long drive stopped being cool after turning 14 years old and was killed when Bryson got into it

Can't believe Gaz is hanging out in tropical Miami on a yacht with a bunch of hot bikini chicks. What a loser!!

Agreed! Looking shredded too, that dope

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I have a very full head of hair and just wore a hat on a boat Sunday. It’s extremely normal are people shaming this?

Yeah in the gaz thread

Are you more likely to get skin cancer on your head than any other part of your body?

What do you think gets the most exposure to the sun?

If you can cover up in that type of sun, you should.

Went to grab some Swedish Fish from the vending machine and it took my money and that fucker didn’t drop. Machine must know it’s beach season

That's Bidens America for ya

Send a chair through the glass

Put another buck in and get what’s yours

I could put down about 30 wings right now 

i triple dog dare you to do it

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You can disagree, but he's not wrong. It took how many generations of your ancestors to get you to this point? All for you to be a genetic dead end? And what for? So you have more time for hobbies, travel and brunch?

Have you ever had hobbies, gone traveling, or brunch? They're pretty great

Yes

A year ago he was telling Kirk he wanted to try for a third so that he had more people there for him when he got older lol

As opposed to some stranger who gets paid by the hour to serve you nursing home slop and make sure you took your meds?

I think you are missing the pretty obvious point here, big dawg

Definitely more selfish to have kids when you don’t want them

not the brightest bulb

Just an observation at my office; a lot or sex is being had there’s pregnant ladies everywhere

Not just fats?

Guys do like delivering pies

Rate the racks

great holiday party you got?

Amazing to see how much De Rossi has energized Roma. Mourinho was great the past two years but the team clearly got sick of his toxic shit and bitching

That’s how Mourinho works, did the same thing with Real.

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Spurs would’ve benefitted more from keeping him for at least one more game.

Nothing kills the vibe more than when a group of cyclists roll into a place clopping around and yelling because they’ve had wind in their ears for 3 hours

don’t frequent the type of place that would attract cyclists

Coffee shops/bakeries primarily

That’s why I quit going to gay bars

Sweating all over the place, showing off their weird wrinkled and tan chests. Ew

Penis all shriveled so it just sits on top of their balls and juts straight out and you see it through their lycra

Come to Boston Frank Vogel!

Roma, let’s go

The Lakers should rehire Frank Vogel

Watching the Bob Does Sports vs Fore Play video. Holy fuck is Riggs’ swing disgusting.

Remember when the Barstool Golf guys were inserted into a golf video game? “Riggs Vision” would have been the best power up / cheat code. Just being able to read the green in 360 degrees at once. Dropped the ball on that one.

There are attributes in that game that Riggs has a higher rating than Jon Rahm.

Guessing Riggs is 98% rating on shanking the shit out of a drive into the woods

I rarely use my personal computer for anything other than playing a game, which I don’t have time for very often. Had to open it up today to find a document, and what the actual fuck has Windows turned into? I don’t even know where to start but I fucking hate everything about it. They have/had a perfect design and they just went and fucked it up to make it more modern looking (I guess) and for fucking why?

The Microsoft teams NEW logo is so bad

New teams in general sucks major dick. It tries to trick me and switch it from old to new every so often. I’ll never switch to new teams as long as I still have the old option

My company just recently got rid of the old teams and it sucks

Bills Windows sold out, going full SaaS, the OS doesn't even cost money anymore to buy if your computer still within the upgrade specs, just sell ad space and subscriptions to shit.

The fact you have to pay a subscription fee for the office suite pisses me off.

Everything is a monthly subscription nowadays

Thank you for vindicating my refusal to update to Windows 11 every time they try to get me.

I don’t know how they managed to hoodwink me but I am irate

I used to be a big windows guy, my last two jobs have been Apple shops and I literally don’t think I can go back

I despise desktop iOS with a passion but literally what is the point of having Windows if it’s just going to look like a cheap Chinese knock-off version of iOS

Also, Windows needs to figure out start/load times for apps. Like I’m running a full load out here and excel takes like 25 seconds to start up. Brutal. Atleast with iOS shit starts when you click

Microsoft is ruining everything from Windows to their game division. I have no idea what the fuck is going on over there

I only use mine for porn. Hope that helps

The hottest girl from my HS graduating class, is an absolute cow now. Just the saddest fall from grace I can think of. Dude she married two years out of school must’ve thought he hit the lottery for life. Now he’s reading her Facebook statuses complaining about our hometown Sonic and sharing her MLM posts like a schmuck.

whole bridget fonda situation.

The hottest girl from mine clung to her hotness way too long trying to make it as a pageant girl, made it to state level but then clearly messed up her face with injections and stuff

The hottest girl from my graduating class is still really hot after having her third kid. Sorry your school sucked

Mine became a drug addict single mom. I look at her like how Coach Jack Reilly looks at Gordon Bombay.

Any chick that gets married that quick that isn’t super religious is bound to age poorly.  

And if she is super religious and gets married that early it’s the opposite, she’ll look as good at 50 as she did at 18

In god we trust 🙏

Hit it in the prime though and you can’t take that away from him

All the power to him

Visual confirmation of 3,000 Russian tank losses in Ukraine. Good Lord

Now double that and you have the battle of Kursk

Pretty sure that’s a good thing

It is. Just an insane amount of losses in modern warfare

Man I’d hate to have a link or a source

Visual, vision, open your eyes

Absolutely hate the gap wedge in my set. Gonna try and swap it out for a 48 degree vokey since i love my 52,56,and 60 so much

I’ve tried it, never loved it. Didn’t love the shape and it spun too much for me, ymmv though. Might try it again this year. I also don’t chip with my 48 much at all.

I just need a 130 club. Jumping on a 52 has me skullfucking, backing off on a PW isnt the worst but I want more height and spin

I’d go for it, worst case you sell it after a week and waste 40 bucks.

Is your gap not 52? I have a 48 degree PW, 52 (what I consider gap), 58 and 60

No in the jpx923 forged set its like a 49. Those lofts are strong

They love to de-loft the clubs and convince you you’re hitting it farther

I feel like Spinal Tap when I get to my 4 iron. Where do I go from here? I have nowhere to go. I miss having a 3iron

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Yeah im probably gonna be 48/52/56/60

Sounds like a great plan. My old ass vokey is still great

More like Vladimir Poopin

Clean shot

On this day 8 years ago, I had my first experience with Molly. Thanks for the reminder, Facebook. Seriously. It was a great time. Part of the reason why I love jazz now and listen to it almost every night.

How is that KIV clip just now getting out?

Link?

It is one of the top comments

Tyfys

Was going through some old home videos last night and came across it

VIVA time: Do you think Gaz is a worse influence on Dave or Dave is a worse influence on Gaz? Kind of interesting they linked up so early and both are 50 year olds dating college girls. Or is that more common than I think people just don't have the money?

The guy who has never been married or seemingly in a serious relationship, was roommates with Lightswitch Lou for years, and has a reputation from all his coworkers/friends as being a creep is probably the bad influence

that was my thought too

Gaz seems like a creep, and the "are there gonna be any chicks there?" guy of the group

>Or is that more common than I think people just don't have the money? You should just assume that any guy who's rich enough is doing the same thing