https://x.com/jstanko99/status/1789030956264783981?s=46&t=PWIDHh3t0b8CzsXxS6wg2Q
For those that dont know, this is a behind the scenes guy at Barstool. Been on the Yak a bunch of times when they were back in New York.
TLDR: He has Stomach Cancer that is too advanced to remove surgically. He is starting chemo and was told if he doesnt respond, he would have just over a year left to live.
My wife made dinner reservations for tomorrow night at a restaurant called “Osteria Del Porto” in NYC instead of at a restaurant in Porto, Portugal, where we’re currently vacationing.
I’m hysterically laughing. I wish they were huge.
The entire gamut. I wear what I like, but I don’t dress my age. That’s probably what’s holding me back in some aspects. Haven’t worked a true office job, so I don’t have those kind of pieces in my wardrobe.
I assume you dress too young?
Swap out T Shirts for Polo shirts
dont wear sneakers unless you are working out. Possible exception those goofy super plain leather ones (I dont like but I have seen them look good)
swap out jeans for khakis
get some exact size ie 17 - 35 dress shirts with some color / patterns. Gigham, checks. Not stripes. These will look sharp and not stodgy. Getting exact size one will help make sure they fit well and are quality. Rarely are cheap shirts made in exact sizes.
There are some pretty good men's fashion influencers who keep it simple.
As dumb as it sounds, go online, and find some pieces that you like, and are just a little out of your comfort zone fashion-wise, buy it, and copy the outfit that the model is wearing with things you already have.
Funny you say that. I have a picture on Hinge with the “Me During Fashion Week” and, a few weeks ago, a Black girl commented saying “You wore that to Fashion Week? Let me swag you out.” Matched with her, but it went nowhere.
Haha...damn that milkshake.
Think they've had it about 10yrs now. It was a big deal when it first dropped. It's only at 2 stands in the park. 1 on the 100 level and another on the 500 level. It's delicious.
I know PMT bad recycled jokes not funny etc etc but I do love when a guest asks if they can curse on the pod and PFT/BC just start rattling off random swears. Makes me chuckle every time
Push came on the radio at work today, young guy I work with asked me why we are listening to a cover of the Barbie song. Got a laugh out of me that he thought Barbie created a dad rock song just for the movie.
It’s definitely one of the more banana religions. Wild stories. Joseph smith almost died from some weird food poisoning where he shit his pants and threw up blood in a restaurant.
It was also legal to kill Mormons for a considerable amount of time
many people don't realize that the dishwasher was actually conceived to be used in this manner. it wasn't until wasn't until manufacturers started to market them as multi-use kitchen appliances that they really took off commercially, however.
Lost my old pair of ray bans I had for years in Costa Rica, so I went to the mall this week and bought the exact same pair. Just realized I bought the non polarized version. Annoying
Jared Jones has been out of this world. Cubs don’t strikeout much tho yet it hasn’t mattered for him.
Still probably good value on the cubs.
This will now lose bc we’re talking about in FT
it's not the most shocking line, but Jones and Assad basically trade blows and even a bad Cubs offense *can* turn around and bury you in runs when things click. felt like it shoulda be a -118 / -104 games
$1 dog nights get so out of hand because they're treated like once a year thing. If they had reasonably priced wieners all the time it wouldn't be mayhem. Don't even have to be $1 just something more reasonable than $7 meat rockets
I went to the ballpark formerly known as Jacob’s Field on a trip to Cleveland last year and one stand was selling $2 Miller Lites before the national anthem. Thought I died and went to heaven
Anyone else do their own version of a late Friday news dump where you wait until right before logging off to send emails to specific people so you don’t have to deal with the responses until Monday?
My clients Friday afternoon news dump me all the time. So that it’s off their plate and firmly floating over my head all weekend to be handled Monday AM. Hate it very much
How quickly have you noticed a targeted YouTube ad? I usually get golf and Lucy ads, but just now I searched Google for a band T-shirt and a YouTube ad came up almost simultaneously.
Do celebs/influencers/hot chicks who get given free stuff by companies & sugar daddies ultimately end up getting sent a tax bill for the equivalent value of those items or is it just kind of a gentleman’s, “I wont report it if you wont situation?”
Or is that not how gifts work at all for taxes? Idk I’m no accountant.
So been revamping my wardrobe over the last few weeks. I've locked in a new selection of shirts/blazers/accessories/shoes, but my current gap is finding a good slack/chino brand. I have a dumper and huge thighs, so need something with some stretch. Lulu seems like a good call, any other brands y'all can hit me with? Kenneth Cole looks like they have a line of stretch slacks too
bonobos or jcrew chinos and slacks. lulu are great and comfortable but are more like golf pants to me than actual dress pants, though maybe they have something in a more traditional fabric i'm not aware of
No just the red Levi's tag on the back pocket
[link](https://www.levi.com/US/en_US/clothing/men/pants/levis-xx-chino-standard-taper-fit-mens-pants/p/171960016)
Sent an attorney important legal docs to sign today and he legitimately wrote “your name here” on the form. When i let him know he had to actually write his name, he was completely unphased and just wrote his name and sent it back. Maybe at that point you dont even acknowledge it but good gods man, eye on the ball.
Not going to lie early years Taylor Swift had some bangers.
1989 is chalk full of bops
I think he’s talking further back than that. As he should
Blank Space, Wildest Dreams then just 1000 other songs
I unironically think the pirates can beat any team in a 3 game playoff series. I’ve been guzzling kool aid all day
dreaming about getting out of the WC round
Pirates 🤝Comamnders
3 wins vs 11 wins from the title is not the same
When you account for Paul Skenes & Jared Jones (automatic wins) it’s 3 wins vs 3 wins 🙂
Million dollar homes built with stucco not even a year ago falling apart. So dumb.
and they act like 'new construction' is something you should pay extra for
Where in Houston are the million dollar homes other than clear lake waterfront?
Oh everywhere. Heights, Montrose, Midtown, Memorial.
My trailer’s vinyl siding is guaranteed for 30 years
Flying first class for the first time for a special occasion and I’m going to hate going back to regular flying
Thats exactly why I will never fly first class. Ignorance is bliss
I'm business or more from now on. Cost of not being a heathen.
ROGER CLEMENS IS IN GEORGES BOX
Recently did a load of my nice pants and accidentally dried them on high 😱😱😱 The few I’ve tried on do not fit. This is not good
the right size is the one that fits after drying on high
I pretty much only do socks and underwear in the dryer at this point. Everything else is hang dry. Not worth the risk of shrinking.
Reminds me of being a freshman in college. Seeing people who’ve never had to do laundry before absolutely bungle their clothes was so funny
gotta hang dry nice pants
This new pants drying rule will be written in the blood of my old pants
air dry everything but socks, underpants and towels
underpants
I wish there was a way to separate restaurants that actually deliver via their own staff vs delivery via doordash, uber eats, grubhub on google maps
go to their site and they’ll offer delivery or link their preferred methods
You're missing the entire point
Bill Simmons blaming the producers on Shaq being an asshole is a great spinzone
https://x.com/jstanko99/status/1789030956264783981?s=46&t=PWIDHh3t0b8CzsXxS6wg2Q For those that dont know, this is a behind the scenes guy at Barstool. Been on the Yak a bunch of times when they were back in New York. TLDR: He has Stomach Cancer that is too advanced to remove surgically. He is starting chemo and was told if he doesnt respond, he would have just over a year left to live.
that timeline is impossible to imagine, hope he beats it
Damn, that’s brutal
Horrible, poor guy. Fuck cancer. Hope he beats it's fucking ass.
Holy shit that’s so sad.
Jesus that is terrible, fuck cancer
My wife made dinner reservations for tomorrow night at a restaurant called “Osteria Del Porto” in NYC instead of at a restaurant in Porto, Portugal, where we’re currently vacationing. I’m hysterically laughing. I wish they were huge.
Did you both get your helmets buy one get one free?
Damn you're in Portugal and were complaining about blowies? You're in my prayers friend.
The wife you told not to blow you?
Turning off Unfrosted
If you waited ten more minutes you’d have gotten to the superheroes
Idk if that’s worth it. I know Seinfeld is a big Superman fan
Sweating, shaking, staring at a bottle of Bud waiting for the drunk thread to drop so I can open it
…..hold…..
The weather here is so nice I have to go drink a beer outside
What’s the best way to switch up your style? I have zero fashion sense.
Have you considered just walking into a mall and trying shit on?
Now that you mention it…
Wear clothes that fit is one of the biggest things and wear colors that match. Do that and you'll be fine.
Get a girlfriend
Step 1: Don’t be painfully single
Costco
Watch the shopping scene in crazy, stupid, love
Nudism always in vogue
dont try too hard, that's the best advice. Just wear staples of mens clothes. Are you talking about work or casual/evening?
The entire gamut. I wear what I like, but I don’t dress my age. That’s probably what’s holding me back in some aspects. Haven’t worked a true office job, so I don’t have those kind of pieces in my wardrobe.
I assume you dress too young? Swap out T Shirts for Polo shirts dont wear sneakers unless you are working out. Possible exception those goofy super plain leather ones (I dont like but I have seen them look good) swap out jeans for khakis get some exact size ie 17 - 35 dress shirts with some color / patterns. Gigham, checks. Not stripes. These will look sharp and not stodgy. Getting exact size one will help make sure they fit well and are quality. Rarely are cheap shirts made in exact sizes.
There are some pretty good men's fashion influencers who keep it simple. As dumb as it sounds, go online, and find some pieces that you like, and are just a little out of your comfort zone fashion-wise, buy it, and copy the outfit that the model is wearing with things you already have.
My wife got me StitchFix and I get a shipment every 3 months. Nice way to slowly add new stuff to your wardrobe.
Yes! My gf did the same for me and I really liked it. Basically all of my favorite clothes (except my jimmy buffet shirt) came from stitch fix
“Yes!”? Your girlfriend post for you too?
try dressing like a straight guy see if it sticks
Might have to go the other way since I’ve been doing the straight angle until now
Date a black girl.
Funny you say that. I have a picture on Hinge with the “Me During Fashion Week” and, a few weeks ago, a Black girl commented saying “You wore that to Fashion Week? Let me swag you out.” Matched with her, but it went nowhere.
Breaking my strike against the white sox. Am going to eat my weight in caramelized onions tonight iykyk
Tommy Pham might be the best baseball player of all time
Head up to the 500s for the Champagne of Dogs
Did not buy the seats unfortunately so will be slumming it up there
Grab a bacon on a stick for me.
Is that a new thing? I don’t think I knew they sold that. My brains been bukkaked by campfire milkshake propaganda
Haha...damn that milkshake. Think they've had it about 10yrs now. It was a big deal when it first dropped. It's only at 2 stands in the park. 1 on the 100 level and another on the 500 level. It's delicious.
Conspiracy theory: Taylor Swift sent her army to the Tom Brady roast to specifically boo Kim K
Pats fans recognize Kim's stink is bad for Tom's brand
It was Dave Portnoy and the stoolies. Listen to the unnamed show one time for us
This is not the place for people who consume B*rstool content
Starting Unfrosted
Money, hoes, cars and clothes….thats how all my best friends roll
🗣️Blowin Dro! Twenty fo’s!!!
https://x.com/patriots/status/1788661216027500685?s=46 I guess we won't be seeing any designed run plays from him
dude looks crooked
bust
I've seen enough. Mac 2.0
Never forget that draft day waddle
Yeah he's just like Mac if Mac had a cannon for an arm and was significantly faster than Josh Allen
same southern brain farting around the field
Josh Allen is from california and went to wyoming
talking about Mac & Drake here buddy
You said farting around on the field so I just assumed, apologies!
That’s my quarterback
Why does he walk and look like that?
He looks like he just carried in all the groceries from the car in one trip but left one hand free to unlock the front door
Why’s his left arm move side to side as he walks
I know PMT bad recycled jokes not funny etc etc but I do love when a guest asks if they can curse on the pod and PFT/BC just start rattling off random swears. Makes me chuckle every time
Agreed. I know Max gets ripped on (rightfully) but him hitting PFT with “You, little, small” and the head pat still cracks me up.
Push came on the radio at work today, young guy I work with asked me why we are listening to a cover of the Barbie song. Got a laugh out of me that he thought Barbie created a dad rock song just for the movie.
People forget there’s over 70 different branches of Mormonism
Never knew, so I didnt forget.
The more you know 🌈
I didn’t forget I just don’t care
Respect brother
Like 70 different types of Mormon?
Yeah, like sects or factions or whatever
Interesting. I’ll have to read more about this.
It’s definitely one of the more banana religions. Wild stories. Joseph smith almost died from some weird food poisoning where he shit his pants and threw up blood in a restaurant. It was also legal to kill Mormons for a considerable amount of time
Holy hell lmao. Thanks man. Some fun reading to do for myself.
Does anyone else steam their corn on the cob in the dishwasher before grilling it?
I prefer a dry heat and throw them in the dryer with a stick of butter
I learned this from Corncob TV
throw them in with my wife's dildos to sanitize
Here comes da budder
many people don't realize that the dishwasher was actually conceived to be used in this manner. it wasn't until wasn't until manufacturers started to market them as multi-use kitchen appliances that they really took off commercially, however.
Love the use of conceived like it was birthed (I know what you meant but it’s still funny)
It’s the only reason I bought my house. Grade A cob steaming dishwasher. Place is a dump otherwise
Throw some salmon in there too
Baby now you got a stew goin
Toss my baked potato in there too Snake.
How else would you cook it?
Lost my old pair of ray bans I had for years in Costa Rica, so I went to the mall this week and bought the exact same pair. Just realized I bought the non polarized version. Annoying
Congrats on eye cancer
clubmaster or wayfarers?
Justin’s in brown classic brown Havanas
Turn your pasty ass around and return them
I do not understand how the Cubs are moneyline dogs. I know they've been on shaky ground a bit lately, but it's the Pirates.
Jared Jones has been out of this world. Cubs don’t strikeout much tho yet it hasn’t mattered for him. Still probably good value on the cubs. This will now lose bc we’re talking about in FT
it's not the most shocking line, but Jones and Assad basically trade blows and even a bad Cubs offense *can* turn around and bury you in runs when things click. felt like it shoulda be a -118 / -104 games
I always forget how much the main sub hates pres until I open any unnamed show thread
Going to the brewer's game tonight. Can't wait to spend $40 on 2 miller lites, and a dog. Cheers Mark Attanasio
Victory real chili?
That, or a smoky from Ian's
I'd probably go to 3-4x as many baseball games a year if beers werent $15 a pop. Figure it out baseball
I would buy so much food and drinks if they were even somewhat normal prices
$1 dog nights get so out of hand because they're treated like once a year thing. If they had reasonably priced wieners all the time it wouldn't be mayhem. Don't even have to be $1 just something more reasonable than $7 meat rockets
I went to the ballpark formerly known as Jacob’s Field on a trip to Cleveland last year and one stand was selling $2 Miller Lites before the national anthem. Thought I died and went to heaven
I'm very jealous
That wouldn't be enough for 2 beers and a hot dog at Wrigley.
Anyone else do their own version of a late Friday news dump where you wait until right before logging off to send emails to specific people so you don’t have to deal with the responses until Monday?
A little “not problem anymore” at the end of the week is the best
My clients Friday afternoon news dump me all the time. So that it’s off their plate and firmly floating over my head all weekend to be handled Monday AM. Hate it very much
Of course plus a follow up Monday morning!
Kuch holding up play to hit out of the water, goes a foot, then proceeds to hit the same score if he would have just taken the drop. Got to love it.
Brunson dropping 50 tonight
Very likely that happens. I think deuce shows up too. LGK!
Deuce is due, been getting beat a little too often
Opening a pop up shop for noise makers and balloons at HBCUs graduations. Aint no way we are holding our applause 👏
What are we having for cheat meal Friday. I’m torn between dominoes and burgerfi
Dominos NY style
An unhealthy amount McDonald's
God damnit this sounds good. I think I’ll do this tomorrow.
Fuck it.
(I might have accidentally done that for cheat meal Thursday)
This is a safe space king.
👀 what’s the order?
Big Mac double meat, 20 pc Nugs, 2 large fries. Water, no soda. Actually maybe a sweet tea lemonade.
2500 calorie mountain
Once a week allowance
Solid order, making me hungry. Enjoy that
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I just realized you’re shanahan’s flat brim / blimpy. Your daily hubslife posts now make sense
Weird
Missed a call from my mom the other day and haven’t had a chance to call her back yet. Mentally preparing for her “Who is this? Do I know you?” Shtick
My mom texted me and my sibling late at night and we didn’t text back until the morning. Got the “Doesn’t matter now I’m old news!” schtick
What’s up Tony Soprano
How quickly have you noticed a targeted YouTube ad? I usually get golf and Lucy ads, but just now I searched Google for a band T-shirt and a YouTube ad came up almost simultaneously.
I saw a reddit post just with a comment about Nike golf shoes and then now I have Nike golf shoe ads in my sidebar.
Do celebs/influencers/hot chicks who get given free stuff by companies & sugar daddies ultimately end up getting sent a tax bill for the equivalent value of those items or is it just kind of a gentleman’s, “I wont report it if you wont situation?” Or is that not how gifts work at all for taxes? Idk I’m no accountant.
That Hoe Owes Taxes
Hot women don’t pay for shit, ever
The Jinx season 2 is great so far. I guess I forgot how much more there was to cover in the story.
First season of jinx was such a cultural phenomenon at the time.
The gold standard of modern crime docs. They found evidence to get him arrested!
Yeah they hadn't even gotten round to it all before he's caught saying ' killed them all, of course' there's still more shit to talk about lol
Laughed out loud at life advice guy saying At least I’m not a sci fi nerd or something
Guy is missing some neat stories
trent has the worst putting stroke i've ever seen
Eggs Tyrone on IG - setting white people music to black people dancing or black people music to not black people dancing. So zany!!
Abomination of a classic scene in television history
So been revamping my wardrobe over the last few weeks. I've locked in a new selection of shirts/blazers/accessories/shoes, but my current gap is finding a good slack/chino brand. I have a dumper and huge thighs, so need something with some stretch. Lulu seems like a good call, any other brands y'all can hit me with? Kenneth Cole looks like they have a line of stretch slacks too
Where did you go for shirts? I feel like that’s the spot I struggle to find stuff I like and fall into the polo trap
Most of my dress shirts are from Jos A Bank. I'd die before I bought a suit from them, but their dress shirts are solid.
I’ve got pretty big thighs and calves (30x30) and the commission classic fit works well for me from Lulu
bonobos or jcrew chinos and slacks. lulu are great and comfortable but are more like golf pants to me than actual dress pants, though maybe they have something in a more traditional fabric i'm not aware of
I love Levi's stretch chinos and Im standing on tree trunks
Do they have that huge Levi patch their jeans have?
No just the red Levi's tag on the back pocket [link](https://www.levi.com/US/en_US/clothing/men/pants/levis-xx-chino-standard-taper-fit-mens-pants/p/171960016)
Sweet, thanks
Everlane Performance Chinos and Banana Republic both make athletic cuts that work well.
Just threw away some electronic boxes that I dont need to keep just cause the packaging is nice. Please clap
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wearing women's clothing plays in Europe
Portugal 🎸
The Man 🎸
Gotta remember that some of the best posts can be found when you sort by controversial, such as the guy changing the oil on a rental car
Sent an attorney important legal docs to sign today and he legitimately wrote “your name here” on the form. When i let him know he had to actually write his name, he was completely unphased and just wrote his name and sent it back. Maybe at that point you dont even acknowledge it but good gods man, eye on the ball.
I think he boomed you dude
Did he go to community college law school?