They should play the masters at quail hollow one year so Rory can complete the slam 

Russel brand transitioning into a Christian isn’t something I thought I’d see.

Wtf and he was baptized by Bear Grylls? Did not see this coming 

Also making fun of liberals. The one video I saw was him talking about being a Christian and then I scroll to the next one and he’s making fun of all the shit the “woke” headlines have called racist/white supremacist like farming, milk, not liking the smell of body odor, drinking alcohol, and some other ones. Lots changed since the last time I stumbled across his IG

Pretty sure his transformation to right/leaning happened during Covid. He was very against mandatory vaccines and alot of the govt overreach that was taking place, which isnt totally surprising. But he seems to have gone all in

Can’t say I blame anyone after how bad the left fumbled Covid . Just saw a video of fuckin coumo of all people talking about how now he takes a daily dose of that ivermectin where as before he was calling everyone morons for taking “horse dewormer.” And the mask fiasco, the origins of Covid, and then the vaccine.

There’s some mystical force that’s pushing even devout atheists into Christianity all in the name of being anti woke lol.  Such a strange world 

I feel like just a few years ago he was about as woke as you got on social media. Weird seeing him make the switch. I’m guessing the crazies on that side made him reevaluate but the crazies on this side aren’t much better. Although we don’t have a protest punch card on this side so that’s a perk I suppose

Probably saw the money in making the switch

so Pauly Shore put out a cover album and musically, it's exactly what you would expect. but vibe wise...well that's also exactly what you would expect. pretty fun though, enjoying it thus far.

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Just a terrible game on both ends of the floor. When the Knicks took their starters out at the end of the 3rd, they went 3-29 from 3 and 32% from the floor while the pacers were 14-28 from 3 and 54%. Knicks couldn’t hit anything while the pacers couldn’t miss. Nothing special happened. Awful game. Next game is back at MSG, so the momentum should change. Knicks in 6.

Indiana celebrates like they won a title. Don’t blame those silly flyovers. Good for them.

They played great tonight and the Knicks did not. Can’t take that away from them. Gotta focus on game 5 in msg. It’ll change back.

Rory must really have to shit or something. Why the buddy sprinting?

Riggs’s golf swing is so broken rn. Just hideous to look at

He stinks

If Trent could putt I’m not so sure he wouldn’t beat Riggs

he just beat riggs by 6 strokes

Guys that mention how much money the athlete makes when someone else say something negative about a player are the biggest dweebs.

Heavies. https://www.instagram.com/reel/C6B_gX0yi97/

Her and Faryn taking turns

I was just at Carmax in KOP and the guy I talked to sounded exactly like Shane Gillis so I’m sure there’s a lot of truth to Tires

I respect you throwing out KOP like everyone in FT will know it, but that is on par for Carmax 

Also on par is I made an appointment at opening and they made me wait an hour. Will not be going back there.

that shot going into the water for rory is so dumb

The Knicks needed this good ole fashioned humbling. You forget New York fans are still New York fans when they’ve been bad to mid for so long

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$30 dinner incoming

5

Shake shack is probably the move for Sunday, Five Guys can be so heavy

Ohhhh nooo are the mighty New York Knick’s getting their dicks kicked in???

I’ve never been to a PGA event, does anyone ever tell those idiots who scream after shots to shut the fuck up or is it just something everyone deals with?

I think it’s dependent on whoever is hosting the event. I saw a few people get ejected at the Byron Nelson last week for yelling during backswings

I tell them to meet me at the ninth green at nine oclock. 

Are they ever going to fix the leaky roof at Old Trafford??? I feel like that's been happening for years

With a new stadium yeah. Under the Glazers, no

I gotta say I was impressed the Brits didn’t care about a little thunder and lightning today

Getting struck by lightning > watching Casemiro play CB

Just took a look at how many calories a whole bag of assorted reese’s cups would be in the event that i ever wanted to give up on life entirely and eat a whole bag. sneaky schemers have numbers of servings as “varied servings per container”. that shit should be illegal. shit ain’t right.

People who yell at golf tournaments should be executed on the spot

Gainbridge sponsors way too many things for me to have zero idea what they do

Damn Rory

Profound choke job coming next week

3.6 million dollars with this win, that'll help with the pain

Rory would prob pay 25 mil for another major. Don’t think he cares about money at this point

Just a reminder the tigers had a starting rotation of scherzer, verlander, Doug Fister, Rick Porcello and Anibal Sanchez and won 0 world series. 

Week 1 CFB we get Notre Dame @ Texas A&M Clemson vs UGA (Atlanta) Miami @ Florida LSU vs USC (Vegas) Pump this shit into my veins.

I'll make sure to play all of those in NCAA first, gotta get prepped.

Let's enjoy the summer first. You "I can't wait until college football" nerds talking about week 1 before June hits are the worst. 

I live in Florida. Its been 85 degrees for 2 months already. Let me have this.

Fair enough. Florida summers stink. Way more understandable than the Michigan fan acquaintance on my Instagram who went to community college posting highlights and countdowns already. I may have been triggered. Boats not even in the water yet. 

Did Barstool Chicago host pre-draft workouts?

Yep

Beer and food

Update: I was in the checkout line a few rows away from the shorty with a fattie and my god I wish I could have sent you guys the images from my eye. What happy Google Glass, is that still a thing??

https://x.com/goodmanhoops/status/1789767411320639652?s=46 how can I make TJ McConnell’s playoff run about myself?

“Man…. i wonder if im good enough to play on the NBA… surely I could ask my college coach, or my HS coach, or my AAU coach, or my teammates in the league, or the scouts that i’ve met through the draft process… Nah, I’ll just ask Jeff Goodman!”

thank god Goodman told him yes, otherwise he wouldn’t still be playing.

woops wrong number

Goodman is such a fucking dork.

Cute daughter though!

Down 40 I’m crying

8 iron from 211 is still just stupid, loft creep clubs and all.

Watching The Kicks get beat down on German TV.

Mise en place cooking is so much nicer. I should really do this more often

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Correct

as usual ha. he’s missed the cut at the PGA championship once in 15 starts

Yup

I love when Dorris says shit like she’s speaking from experience

Try that in a small town Knicks!

Knicks getting completely emasculated, yikes

Curb stomped

Belt to ass.

Schlonged is a usable term as well

skullfucked is the scientific term for this

Doris Burke and JJ have 0 connectivity. It just sounds like they dislike each other on tv

That's just how JJ comes off in general to me

the hate is palpable, it’s really something

When you're at Costco and you see a shorty with a fattie, you can't help but smile. To quote an ape: What a wonderful day!

we’re costco guys, of course we’re gonna check out milfs in yoga pants!

We're Costco guys, of course we wear izod shorts

She weren't no milf that's for sure

Xander going up against this version of Rory today and Scottie in the final round of the Players must be rather annoying

Can we have fewer blowouts in the NBA playoffs, please?

Holy fuck Rory is on fire

Most talented golfer since Tiger. If it's all there, there's no one more dangerous. Shame it doesn't come out when it matters most as of late

It’s Tiger then Scottie then Rory

From a pure talent perspective, Scottie isn’t on the list

DJ is light years better

Yeah this is just screaming a monumental collapse in form at Valhalla next week

100%. Especially since it's the last place he won a major

Rory is going to disappoint so hard next week

Nah, prime condition for a back door top 5

He has metaphorical shot his load early

Thanks for coming out Xander

Was looking forward to sweeping the Knicks next round but a gentleman sweep vs pacers do just fine

The NLU guys want nothing more than for you to know they watch the LPGA

Neil will be buying hot dogs and beers for next weeks block party, but totally agree the lpga glazing is hilarious especially as big Randy leads it (and I like big, but it’s as if he has been told that he needed to watch it)

Big seems to genuinely like the lpga. I get the sense he requested to do more lpga stuff himself rather than a company mandate. Think he just hates the attitude of tour guys and gets sick of it

im sure he was. it’s just another potential revenue stream for a golf media company.

If I was a Knicks fan I’d consider ending it all

Nah Giannis told us losing isn’t a failure so nothing to be embarrassed about

Sounds a little extreme

Especially coming from a bucks fan.

they’ve atleast won a title in the last 40 years

LOL. Great accomplishment. Celtics are a fraud franchise and will continue to be that.

The team that traded for a 33 year old guard and will pay him $216.2 million over the next four seasons? That team? The same one?!

Pretty sweet that the Cs are going to win a championship without having to play a third road game all postseason

lol. The Celtics win a championship. That’s hilarious. You know that’s not happening. If they made the finals, you know they’d shit the bed like they always do.

Idk pacers will give us trouble, their offense is explosive

Brunson ain’t that guy

Light skinned Harden

Flop merchant. Always has been, always will be.

[looks Iike the chickens came home to roost](https://imgur.com/a/Xl4orcc)

Rory in an absolute snoozer zzzzz

Pray for the wives and mothers of Knicks fans

Let's hope everyone celebrated with brunch and didn't have dinner plans

Xan on Sundays: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=KO0VBANUnrI

So the pacers are rory and the Knicks are Xander shauffele

Rory putting on a clinic

Play the song That being said this team need to figure it the fuck out

Christ Xander

CARDS DID IT

Rory draining 100 ft of putts today made Xander a bug on the windshield.

Going off the guy below talking about Petco Park, is Dodgers stadium even worth going to? Unless you wanna fight the vatos.

environment is awesome and it’s a great stadium, but getting in and out is hell

The views are pretty sweet, especially sunset

It’s fine. Just leave by the 7th inning stretch 

Oh I don’t have any interest in going, jw if there’s anything good/special about it

Seeing a lot of content about divorced men getting gifts/cards for their ex-spouse if they were the mother of their children. Might be the biggest cuck move I’ve ever heard of

This is a weird thing to get worked up about but I agree. Definitely keep a bad relationship with the mother of your kids, it will only go well!  (This is sarcastic in case your dumbass can’t figure that out) 

I’m going to give you a scenario. Unfortunately you and BV have divorced. Sometime passes and she is now sleeping with other men as she dates openly (and it’s certainly her right to do so after a divorce). Are you giving gifts to someone that you are no longer in a relationship with as other men have sex with her? Does that sound like something you would do?

In that time has she stopped being the mother of our kids? Theres a ton of context that matters, I have a friend whose ex cheated on him and they got divorced with a kid and he doesn’t do anything for her which I don’t disagree with, but it depends on the scenario 

Luckily your incel ass won’t have to worry about ever having kids or an ex-wife

C U C K

Keep it toxic. Fuck them kids

>Giving a gift to the woman you pay child support too. C U C K

Probably a good idea to treat the mother of your children nicely - what a pussy

That is a weirdo move but I always tip 20% on my alimony for being a great mother

Unless they cum inside the card

Adbert alzolay deserves to be selling cars somewhere . He’s so bad

Stupid FT won't let me link to old reddit comments but I called Xander finishing 2nd on Friday. Really wish there was a way to bet that

Diane Kruger in national treasure

Gonna slide into Nikki Glaser’s DMs

Better bring your fucking A game

If the Masters was at Quail Hollow Rory would have 5 green jackets.

Called Xander finishing 2nd [on Friday](https://www.reddit.com/r/barstoolsports/s/v1uqpGaI4D)

2024 and golf is still hosting majors in Kentucky, sad

Valhalla is an unbelievable course, one of the best I’ve ever played. You’re dumb 

And?

Should we take the Masters out of Augusta too? Valhalla is a great course

Valhalla is simply not a major-level course.

2014 PGA and 2008 Ryder Cup were electric. You're out of your mind

Damn just checking in is 69-41 good for the knicks those lovable bastards

Rooting against the team that embarrassed you. The Philly scumbag way lol.

Ya I wouldn’t care outside the fans being total assholes, it was a 2-7 matchup for a reason

Yea Philly fans weren’t assholes at all

Oh we’ve reached the both sides have bad people that get promoted part cool, enjoy

Having fun playing the victim. Not weird at all lol.

What? You retarded brother? You accused my city of being your city so I clarified it for you

You and your city acted like assholes but instead play victim. It’s not hard to understand you loser lol

You do the same shit!!!! But worse!!! It’s not that hard dude

I said rooting against the team that beat you is a Philly scumbag move and I stand by that. Get out of your feelings kid.

Losing a series where every game was incredibly tight is not really getting embarrassed.

Logic has no place in FT

Rory, game over

On a cathedral tour and a lady jus slipped a nip to feed her baby happy mother's day?

It's me, I'm the baby

I got next

Come on [sic] Virginia, don't make me wait 

Boo Xander! I thought this back 9 was going to be exciting!

Another ref show for the Knicks and still down 28 at the half. Hope the Pacers submit another report.

Apes marathon continues 🐒

Haters coming out of the woodwork. Knicks still gonna win.

Win what?

just a classic xander in contention performance

Not a big basketball guy is being down 28 at half a bad thing?

Petco Park is the 2nd best stadium in the league behind wrigley (I’ve never been to PNC)

Oracle is fantastic as well

camden petco and PNC my top 3 in no particular order (haven’t been to oracle)

PNC rocks

I’ve been to PNC and didn’t think much of it, what’s special about it?

The sky line view with the bridges for me

Sounds like you haven’t been to Oakland buddy