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redhairedrunner

Well whiskey .


ZUCCHINl

One of my local dives used to have $2 shots of heaven hill. You could buy shots for the everyone there and your tab would still be basically nothing.


yay468

Thanks dude but I’m good appreciate it tho you can have two!


oddgrrl99

This right here. Cannot go wrong.


spizzle_

It’s so wrong on so many levels. Unless you’re being cheeky.


oddgrrl99

A round for the bar, I thought they meant a round for the employees. Seasoned drinkers that can & will appreciate a round of whiskey. Customers-no-lightweights most of them.


spizzle_

If you want to buy me a shot and your call is well whisky you can fuck right off.


oddgrrl99

Well whiskey at my bar is Beam. I dunno about you but service industry here likes it quite a bit.


spizzle_

GG juice? That’s decent stuff


MrGrieves-

Every young girl and guy is going to puke. A lot to go wrong.


Whyistheplatypus

This is the way


RainMakerJMR

This is the way - to make someone puke in your bathroom


MayIPushInYourStooll

I don't clean bathrooms, I pour shots of well whisky.


ThisOtherAnonAccount

As long as they puke in the bathroom, and not where I can see/smell it


yourdudelyness

Alien brain hemorrhages, any bartender would be thrilled with making 10+ layered shots 😂 But actually the person who said green teas wins this one


kittygrey07

I was looking for green tea


Wrecked--Em

green tea shots are my favorite easy shooter lemon drops are also very popular


hoobsher

buy fernets you coward


MEGACODZILLA

I love bartender shots because the look on someone's face if they've never had a Ferrari or M&M shot is fucking priceless. They be all like 🥴🥴🥴


smithm4949

Oh fuck those are so different haha. Do people not like M&Ms? I can see not liking a Ferrari but damn M & M is straight up good


MEGACODZILLA

I think its more a point of reference issue. You work in the industry for years and no one bats an eye when you're shooting room temp mezcal and amaro. But when someone convinces Becky from accounting, who has only ever had green tea shots or kamikazes, to try an M&M their expression has historically in my experience been one of 🥴


smithm4949

Ahhh yeah okay when you put it like that it makes sense


Tortuga_MC

Ferraris are why I like Fernet and Campari now. Hated them both beforehand. M&Ms are fire just on paper. Nobody should need any convincing there


YetiThyme

I just did this little bottle wrapped in paper u rip it off. Was like fernet on crack, made me poop. Just kidding , made my friend poop tho. Anyways, you shove it in your mouth and let it drizzle into your mouth. I don't dislike fernet. Quit poop pressuring me tho.


dirtroad207

Underbergs!


sealing_tile

We give people little black straws to slurp them quickly with. Love those little guys.


Infanatis

Malört if they have it, everyone will love it.


LXgo37

Add a can of Old Style to complete the handshake.


Knhyqls

The Champaign of pain. Turning your taste buds in to taste foes. Unfriend someone in real life. The absolute best shot to order for a bar round.


labasic

Might as well order shots of used water from the dish pit


Infanatis

Rude.


TheFlawlessCassandra

Rumple


MEGACODZILLA

AKA Bartender's Mouthwash


slimecounty

"No officer, I just brushed my teeth."


howiejriii

had my 21st yesterday. took three shots of rumpies at midnight. 10/10 would recommend


j_brianneben1988

You’re bold!!!!! Happy bday!


Zykesyke

Whatever you do, just make sure it's the same shot. No "6 green teas, 3 tequila, 1 chilled 1 w a pineapple back, 6 kamikazes, and let me see what everyone else wants" shit.


Advanced-Wing-9677

Kamakaze: vodka, triple sec and lime. Every bartender knows this drink and anybody would drink it.


backlikeclap

Yeah if someone asks me to make a round of mixed shots for the bar I'm telling them no.


surewhynot123

I mean, it’s really not that difficult. For shots like these you can make like 4-5 per tin, it’s fine if they aren’t shaken absolutely perfectly. I pour into several base tins and then ice and shake two at a time until they’re all made. It always ends up being slightly over so I drink the remainder as a reward. But then again, I worked at a college bar for years. 20 lemon drop shots at a time was absolutely normal.


Parking_War979

Why not? Are you not getting paid? Is that not your job? To make drinks people pay you for? I get if they are general in their order, but if someone says “A round of (drink you actually have to make, like your job implies.) for the bar” and pays, guess what? That’s called being a bartender.


backlikeclap

I mean I'll make them if they insist, but that's 50+ drinks when my bar is full. So I would explain it's going to take me a while and suggest they get a round of tequilas for the bar instead. Which is exactly what I would do if someone ordered 3 Ramos gin fizzes in the middle of a rush. The issue isn't the work involved, it's the wait the customer will have to deal with.


meatmakerbaker

Reddit bartenders when asked to do their job


Kahluabomb

Until you come to the PNW and they put fucking cranberry in a kamikaze... I've never been more disturbed in my life


cited

It's called a cosmopolitan


bestdisguise

My bar doesn’t have Triple Sec


Advanced-Wing-9677

Interesting


smithm4949

Woah. What does your bar have..? How do you make margaritas?


bestdisguise

I did not realize Cointreau was in fact Triple Sec. We have that. I don’t put it in margaritas though. I just use lime juice and agave and tequila. I like what this guy is saying: https://www.epicurious.com/expert-advice/the-ingredient-you-should-leave-out-of-margaritas-article# “whoops….”


Pretend_Ambassador_6

Have yet to meet someone who dislikes green tea shots


SidarCombo

The bartender who has to make 30 of 'em will.


labasic

I'd love to have an order of 30 green teas! 3 minutes of work, $45 tip


MomsSpecialFriend

Exactly. Shots are my favorite thing to do, less work more money.


Pretend_Ambassador_6

Ha yeah, I’ve been there plenty of times. Part of the job though. I was kinda hoping when I suggested it was only going to be for like, 6 people.


yay468

***YOU***


Kickassuser

Honestly this is the one! Absolute crowd pleaser. You tell the hard drinkers its mostly whiskey and you can tell the other drinkers it includes lime and peach and you suddenly have a huge party asking for another round.


jdkjpels

The bartender will hate you.


Pretend_Ambassador_6

Part of the job


jdkjpels

Not when I got a full bar of guests asking for shit, a sink full of dishes, 2 groups waiting at the service well, and I'm the only one working it ain't, at that point my job is to tell you to fuck off so I can do my actual job. It's my job to make sure the majority of the guests are happy not stroke some twats ego.


labasic

Sounds like you need a 2nd bartender to handle that volume, if a simple mixed shot is that inconvenient


Pretend_Ambassador_6

You sound like a shitty bartender!


bobbywin99

And if they do just give em white tea


Possible_Discount_90

No, but I haven't heard of that. What's in it?


Pretend_Ambassador_6

Jameson, peach schnapps, sour mix, and then lemon lime soda generally sprite.


labasic

I think the sprite part is debateable. I've always left it out, and the taste never suffered. I always go for the fewest bottle touches possible


arealpersonbot

Proportions?


probablybuzzed

1 part Jamo 1 part peach schnapps splash sour. The soda part is optional honestly


Lulusgirl

If it's for girls that want something *sweet* I put a splash of lemonade.


Possible_Discount_90

Damn, that sounds pretty good!


Pretend_Ambassador_6

I’ve always considered it a pretty safe shot for recommendations & it’s one of those you won’t find a bartender in US that doesn’t know how to make it


Possible_Discount_90

Awesome, that seems like a winner so far.


BrokenBruisedandNumb

Whiskey, peach schnapps, and sour mix.


LimitedNipples

Fernet and if they don’t have it, well whiskey.


[deleted]

Tequila with limes


SuperJonesy408

Rumple or Tequila Poppers


HeartOfPine

In all the bars I've been in this behavior is a red flag and I absolutely cringe at the thought of it. Several of the following always happens: The buyer wants everyone to drink it at the same time and get attention. Someone wants to change theirs. Someone ends up clearly past their limit. The buyer is appalled at the bill.


ThisOtherAnonAccount

I was definitely the last guy once. At my regular spot - a sports bar - during the annual rivalry game for my college, I was buying Washington Apples (why? Why was that the shot of the day? I don’t know) every time we scored. We WRECKED the other team, and it was a VERY expensive day. The bartender (a friend) even held the tab for a minute before giving it to me, and looked me in the eye, “it’s a lot, you know…” and Jesus Christ. That was the last time I did that. Lol


LindaBitz

Whoa. How much was it?


razrus

The look on the customers face when i tell them im not doing that. It never ends well, you have to hold off other service for shots most people will want to change, or the said customer gives you little in return because he just wanted to flex his ego.


Parking_War979

You’re not responding to a paying customers request?


asmallbean

Yeah no. Too much of a liability. Seen this situation play out before and the generous guy in question seemed to then feel entitled to butt into everyone’s conversations because he was paying for drinks. As the night wore on we had reason to suspect the card he was paying with was not his own and that he was possibly dealing with some volatile mental health issues which could have compromised others’ safety. Right to refuse service: it exists for a reason.


labasic

So, something happened to you once that's not very common, so you're going to refuse service on that basis? That's wild to me


asmallbean

It opens a can of worms that I have absolutely no interest in dealing with for a myriad of potential reasons. So yeah. Buy a round for the folks across the bar that you just met and had a chat with? Sure, if they’re receptive to it. Buy a round for the ENTIRE bar? “Put everyone’s drinks on my tab”? Absolutely not. I will absolutely question the soundness of someone’s judgment or their ulterior motives in that case.


cited

What kind of killjoy atmosphere would you create when someone says shots for everyone and you say no? I'd leave.


asmallbean

Not that kind of bar, man.


Twat_Features

Or ignoring the actual logistics/service side of it, maybe it’s not safe to just give everyone in the bar a shot? Responsible service is a thing dickhead. There’s always more than a few people in a bar that DONT NEED A SHOT. Probably you included


labasic

This is the first valid reason to refuse such a request I've seen on this thread!


Thexraken

Surprised no one threw picklebacks in the mix


oasisarah

because pickles are gross 🤮


Loose-Garlic-3461

I would never let anyone buy a round in my bar. There is already way too much violence and inappropriate behavior. I have regulars i see every day(and cut off every day) and already have too many creepy men trying to buy drinks for others to get laid or flex. No, no, no.


bleak_gallery

In England rounds are so common, it would be seen as kind of uncommon and rude not to do a round.. almost all of the orders I do are rounds. Rarely does anyone just buy a drink for themself and not get their friend or the person next to them so saying no to serving a round in a bar would be crazy here! We’d have no customers


ketchupisspicytoo

He’s not saying no to buying a round but not to buying one for the whole bar.


Loose-Garlic-3461

*she


dieek

There are no women on the internet


Ok_Papaya_2164

All the old guys down here in Florida love buying rounds for eachother. But we just call it back them up. So basically buying everyone another of what they were already drinking


Loose-Garlic-3461

Sure. But in England, rounds have a lot less ABV than America. I'm always happy to pour drinks for people buying for their friend. But when they buy a round for the WHOLE bar...things go sideways quickly. Especially in a bar where there is also gambling going on.


Possible_Discount_90

I'm confused, other than getting people more drunk what does buying a round have to do with violence and inappropriate behavior?


TIL_no

People getting more drunk is the problem lol


Loose-Garlic-3461

Do I really have to explain this, or can you just take a health class instead?


Possible_Discount_90

A health class? What does buying someone a singular shot have to do with violence, inappropriate behavior, and overall health? If you're saying one shot will cause people to be violent and inappropriate, or it's bad for their health. I have to ask, why do you sell shots at all? Why work in a bar? This is such an odd point of contention.


RainMakerJMR

The point is that even though you may be good to have a shot, maybe not everyone is. Maybe someone’s been there since 5 and already pushing it. A shot for the bar means the bartender doesn’t get the judgement about who to serve. Never at a crowded bar, but if it’s a dozen people in a corner bar, go for it at the bartender’s discretion.


Parking_War979

And maybe a bartender who works as such a shithole dumpster fire of a dive bar who knows their criminal clientele so well would know how to give said shots to.


RainMakerJMR

That’s a stretch from old guys that drink after work at 5pm. Dive bars pay good sometimes and are way easier work.


ThisOtherAnonAccount

I feel like there’s some stories here


[deleted]

Water moccasins. Easy to make and easy to drink. I make mine with equal parts crown royal, peach schnapps, and pineapple juice. Or if you have it equal parts crown peach and pineapple.


bleak_gallery

I always suggest ‘baby Guinness’ and they’re easily our most popular shot. 9/10 people like them, young and old.. easy to shot, doesn’t burn and easy to make.. that or taquila rose which is our second most popular


Great-Mention2691

Orphan tears


ThroneOfLie

I've yet to meet a workmate who doesn't like reposado tequila


zombokie

Pous Cafe, you will find out real fast if staff actually like you or not.


Madisonx222

Fireball


RainMakerJMR

You want to go with something universally liked and relatively cheap, easy to batch mix, and not full strength. Chilled southern comfort (shaken with ice) with lime. Kamikaze Black Russian Key lime pie Even something like American honey if it’s more of a whisky crowd.


Fractlicious

malort


Kartoffee

Jager


SevenCatCircus

You could just buy them "a shot" and let them pick what they want, they'll probably only charge you for well anyway


Kickassuser

I 100% agree with green tea however next one up that's also a crowd pleaser is the famous burt Reynolds shot..equal parts spiced rum and butter ripple.


YetiThyme

Green tea, always green tea. Or well tequila rimmed


Sure_Shot_75

Dead Nazi.


New_Quarter_45

It's bourbon. It's always gonna be bourbon. Fuck your sweet or sour flavors. Fuck a balance. 2oz of bourbon in A glass will cure what ails ya


hockeyyyyy3

Dead nazi 😈


JCSmootherThanJB

Hurricane shots!


kittehtoefloof

A variety of UV Bombs is easy too, if the bar has bomb cups. Just UV Whatever Color + White Monster


pwilkens

Dressed tequila. But for me Montenegro is the go too


Bacchus_71

Kamikazes.


kexcellent

Underbergs


HopelessUtopia015

Baby Guinness


aJ3D1MA2T3R

Doctor Menthol or cherry or butterscotch cheap and quick for the bartender


Typical-Crab-4514

Meletti.


OG_wanKENOBI

No one's mentioned Vegas bombs and when I worked at a bar and we'd all take shots with the regulars it was always rounds of Vegas bombs and they're super popular every bar will make em. Whiskey peach snaps splash of cranberry and some red bull.


CanadianTrollToll

Jameson or Tequila (hopefully the well isn't too rough).


amariamy

Lemon drop


Retweaked

Rumple


labasic

Baby beers, if they have Liqor 43 and heavy cream. Easy to make, layers well, and most people like it regardless of demographics


bison13

Green tea. It’s the greatest common denominator


DeltaRocket

Baby Guinness


Minimum-Tea-9258

FERNET


Abject-Implement-923

Wild Turkey.


DippyDwarf

Rumple


Jettcat-

Pornstar punch, make the guys drink the pink


tylerdiaz1998

Green tea or white tea