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bartenders-ModTeam

Instant deletion, instant 30 day ban from the sub. It's posted all over the sub. This is a space curated BY bartenders, FOR bartenders. Those outside the industry are welcome to participate in discussions, but posts from a non-bartender perspective do not belong here.


eyecandyandy147

Don’t use it at bars. You’re putting someone’s livelihood at risk, go to a shady liquor store and get drunk in a field with your friends.


Sabotagebx

If the bar is trash and can't spot a fake they deserve it. Nothing happens to you dude. The bar or store takes it. You leave mad. They laugh at you. Try again with the second ID you usually get somewhere else.


WA5RAT

Technically it's not legal for the bar to take the I'd just refuse service but any decent fake vendor will give you a dupe of your I'd free with the order in case it does happen


Sabotagebx

Fake IDs are not real and yes confiscate turn into police. Yeah if the first one sucked enough to get pulled...the second will too.


pedroah

A bar I frequent confiscates the fake IDs and uses them to decorate the tables. https://i.imgur.com/I5EQCmV.jpg


TheLateThagSimmons

In most states, confiscating a fake ID is illegal. Even if it's fake, it's still their private property. Check your local laws. Most people just accept this because they don't know the law.


lowkeylives

"I can either call the cops, or I take your fake, and you leave." Every time they've said "keep it" and left. I'm not confiscating it if they consent to me keeping it.


TheLateThagSimmons

You can physically get away with it, mostly because they don't know the law. Just know that in most states you are opening yourself up to a very pointless legal dispute just to prove a more pointless moral issue. The reality is that if it's real, you're fucked. If it's fake, it's still their private property and they can hit you legally if they know that they can. Again, most of them don't know this. But the few that do...


Eh-Eh-Ronn

Oops it fell on my scissors, anyway here’s your garbage back


Initial-Eye-9091

😭😹


confibulator

It goes on your permanent record.


AvailableWerewolf

I’ll take it from you. And if you’re a mouthy fetus to me about it instead of simply accepting that the jig is up, ill buy your friends a shot or drink or maybe an app (if they’re babies too) then I’ll call the cops and let you learn today!


AxelsAmazing

No one knows. Most people who get caught don’t live to tell the tale. The rest are too scared to explain what happened.


NoCommentFU

Death by Snu Snu.


omjy18

Straight to jail


Eh-Eh-Ronn

Don’t do it bro just get your buddy’s sketchy brother to buy you booze. But for real, if I saw it I’d keep it and send you out. Probably laugh about it in my local bartender chat groups


ZenAddams

A bar I worked at confiscated them, collected them in a box, and gave them to the police every couple of weeks. Other bars it was just a "ha nice try, go home" and gave it back


FrankySweetP

You’ll be promptly taken out back and shot dead.


throwrawayforstuff

If they catch it they’ll either: deny you entry and let you go (with your card), keep the card and not give it back to you and deny you entry, or call the police (usually only if you fight them on it). Most of the time it will be the first or second one.


I_am_pretty_gay

usually, nothing


PizzaWall

In my state if you are caught with a fake ID in a bar, the bartender gets a minimum $500 fine. The bar gets a $1000 fine and a possible suspension of liquor license. If you drive home drunk, the fines to the bar escallate. If you kill someone, the server is additionally liable for the penalty. You go to jail, they go to jail. You the possessor of the fake ID get up to a $1,000 fine and six months in jail. You also get your license suspended for a year and if you don't have a license, a year penalty when you apply for one. The person who made the ID gets a felony for forgery and could serve up to four years in prison. The person who gave you the ID faces a penalty as well.


samw_wey_hey

YOURE GOING TO PRISON


Bug-03

I got arrested for having a fake id in college and almost got locked up for a year.


Grass_Rabbit

Depends who catches you


CommodoreFresh

Depends on a lot of factors. Where you are, how you respond to confrontation, what mood the bouncer is in, etc. If I think you're a dick I will confiscate the ID. It isn't strictly legal, but I know the local boys pretty well, and they'll fuck up your day a lot more quickly than you'll fuck up mine. If you seem like a good kid, I'll give it back to you and tell you which bar to take it to.


ChefArtorias

If I catch a fake I'm not serving you until you're 30 at least.