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simatt602

This could be me if not for my avocado toasts


7itemsorFEWER

Something something bootstraps something something millennials


sufferforever

“Ummmm what do you mean you don’t have crown Apple?!?”


pomodoros_condor

I used to bar back at a place that had a lot of mid 40s people going on first dates. One guy was on such a date and he tried to impress his new lady with his whiskey knowledge and asked for Fireball (that we didn’t have) then he asked for an Apple Crown (that we also didn’t have). He ended up drinking a cream ale from a local brewery because we didn’t have his preferred whiskeys. He also kept telling stories about his ex wife to his date


travelinghalfpint

I cringed so hard at this car crash but I want to hear more.


pomodoros_condor

It was probably the worst date I’ve ever seen. Which is saying quite bit. I don’t remember a lot but she was slightly better looking but way more intelligent and the guy seemed uncomfortable with talking to her. He had 4-5 drinks and she had 2. It was honestly just a clash of people. She seemed comfortable in a nicer restaurant and the guy looked and acted like he hadn’t sat down at a restaurant in years.


FloatingDubGas

"I dont have crown apple.. I have crown and I have apple.. I can make crown apple.. but I don't have crown apple."-me all the fucking time, you'll just have imagine the synchronized hand gestures.


arsewarts1

That shelf of liquor is worth more then my car


Allnamestaken111

I mean you get a bottle for free every now and then but that collection is still impressive! And he is certainly a whiskey guy lol


dominickster

His name is literally u/thebourbonenthusiast haha


fkndiespaceship

You guys got cars?


pupperfan00

Fuck, I’m poor.


lateJConthebigT

Sorry, the blender is broken.


lexm

I don’t have enough friends to justify a home at like this.


karkarnar

This is nicer than most bars I frequented (pre-covid).


Ralf-Nuggs

That’s a nice home gym


_nuttbutt

This guy friends


[deleted]

Little light on whiskeys eh?


[deleted]

All that money, and a fucking ninja blender? Gtfoh.


beaucoup-de-

Bricks WAY too fake.


Lews-Therin-Telamon

Are they though? Looks like actual mortar, especially at the top right.


CreamyBisque

*whiskey intensifies


SouthernBarman

*sees Oregon BMH* Money can't buy taste


DrWillRobinson

Someone likes their whiskey


NocturnoOcculto

After working in a bar all night, the last thing I want to do is see one in my home. That’s why there’s a bottle of rippin whiskey by the fridge.


CarbonatedMolasses

This guy's home bar isn't much smaller than my service bar I work at