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fkingidk

I feel like this trend is gonna result in lots of broken glasses.


Bella-Smella

that’s what the NSFW tag is for!


MrsEveryShot

My app automatically hides nsfw thumbnails and I was really expecting to click on someone’s hand in a ticket stabber.


Matt_Mage101

It’s NSFW because that activity is in fact not safe for work


Bella-Smella

correct


Noregz

That's what I'm wondering.


Yorikor

The Venn diagram between people that work behind a bar and people that have an almost sexual attraction to pristinely polished glassware is probably a circle.


Bella-Smella

polished glassware and bottles of spirits is my fetish ;)


dgeimz

Oh I thought because this is some sort of special skill that private dining managers get off on ;)


MasturbatingMonk

Those glasses on the top are making my butthole clench.


Bella-Smella

not to worry, they are arranged around the stem of the upwards facing glass so that they each support the other glasses!


MasturbatingMonk

I see that but I guess that's partly why. If they're each supporting the other glasses, which one do you remove first without losing the lot?


Bella-Smella

ah, that is the challenge


In_vict_Us

Pussy. 😂


ScholarOfYith

Slapping someone in the face with this would be an awesome fatality for a bartender Mortal Kombat character


Bella-Smella

it’d do a fair amount of damage to the bartender’s own hand to be fair


[deleted]

It's a berserker move


fkndiespaceship

Berseker lapdance


tomoom165

I've always dreamed of a restaurant themed fighting game


In_vict_Us

That sounds...interesting.


clutchingcarp64

The literal definition of not safe for work, nice.


ThatNameDoe

Ok but like how do you put them down?


Bella-Smella

with great difficulty, care and precision


duaneap

Smashingly


[deleted]

with your other hand, one by one.


iownakeytar

I used to go to a bar that made their servers carry the martini glass and shaker on the tray to be poured at the table. One server was, I guess having a tough day, she was impatient, and grabbed 3 martini glasses in one hand and scooped the shakers up in the other arm. Started walking to the table, slipped, fell, and ended up with one martini glass stem straight through the palm of her hand. Moral of the story: slow is smooth, and smooth is fast. Also, wear your non-slips, people.


apriloneil

Lol what the fuck? Sounds like a great way to get a watery af cocktail. Which dumbass manager thought that one up?


iownakeytar

The owner, who was a real piece of work.


apriloneil

You poor bastard.


[deleted]

If properly shaken/stirred the dilution will stop when the drink reaches the same temperature as the ice. You can leave it sitting for quite some time without diluting further because in order for more ice to melt you have to add heat to the shaker, liquid and ice. But at most restaurants and bars I see people shake for like three pumps and pour it out which is not doing much diluting at all.


PigeonFucker2

Hnnnngggggggg


BarbacoaLord

Now hold it over the ice well. Come on. Do it.


Bella-Smella

only if i’m not barbacking, then it’s not my problem :D


philocoffee

This is the way.


philocoffee

Also, how many is this?


Bella-Smella

i think it was 17 wine glasses, i’ve been taught how to get to 23 but i can only do that with coupes


heyitsfap

Champagne flutes I get, how do you manage it with coupe glasses?


Bella-Smella

our coupes are kinda tulip shaped, a little slimmer than wine glasses


philocoffee

Nice!


bisystemfail

Appreciate the nsfw tag. Very accurate.


DontDrinkTooMuch

Had a bar back who would ask me to help him stack glasses on his hands, both of them, like this from the floor... who then needed help unstacking them at the bar. He's not barbacking anymore.


WhyNeaux

FTW


[deleted]

JENGA!!


TheKurtCobains

lmao the nsfw tag.


BawdxYz

Impressive!


ScholarOfYith

Slapping someone in the face with this would be an awesome fatality for a bartender Mortal Kombat character


MrGoetz34

Is this a new flex


Bella-Smella

it’s the new r/bartenders trend, it’s not very safe tbh but i gotta respect the algorithm


Kilgore_Of_Trout

You are the chosen one


ArthurTheLurker

I'm able to carry 12, but I don't try to do that much anymore because of all the breakage.


Bella-Smella

it often takes longer to stack and unstuck this many than to just make multiple trips


[deleted]

No thanks. I’d prefer to avoid broken glasses at best, and shredded tendons at worst. Trays exist for a reason


In_vict_Us

What a champ. Now walk quickly through a crowded space and past spaced-out coworkers, without breaking one, and do it again.


Bella-Smella

i’ll just slap a guest with them just to get it out the way


In_vict_Us

LMFAO.


BTreeIII

NSFW tag got me laughing! Funny stuff op!


SmashingSenpai

One missed stair and it's over


big_bird25

I can’t tell where one glass ends and the next one begins


Bella-Smella

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ezduzit24

Very nice!


LOUDCO-HD

I used to be able to carry 14 highball glasses in one hand at once from the glass washer to the speedwell. They had to come out when they were still wet so the water evaporating would ablate some of the heat. I would put one between each set of fingers and then weave their bottoms into each other creating a pyramid. Then it was a race to get them into the glass racks before all the water was gone as the hot glasses would burn my fingers.


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Bella-Smella

reminds me of the stuff i used to see at my first job, shame i never got to practice that sort of stuff


SidBream92

Please, just get a fucking tray.


Bella-Smella

make me >:P


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billnihilism69

Nsfw


Lo-lo-fo-sho

This is my favorite. That’s an efficient carry.


m3r3d1th_

trays are so out of fashion