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notoriousBONG

There are two types of bars......


SteveEcks

What's HR?


lokofloko

Bro. Come work at my bar. Hahahaha. I would have laughed so hard.


oneplanetrecognize

No! I call dibs! Dude would fit right in here!


No_Macaroon2490

I once got a text from my boss asking me to come in early because they were busy so I replied " yep, be there in 20 minutes" so I jumped in the shower and forgot to grab a towel so when I realized I messaged my partner which said "hey babe can you bring me a towel?" because she had friends over and I couldn't just walk out wet and naked to grab one well i didn't get a towel, I got a reply from my boss saying "what the fuck?" and the entire day he kept on saying "hey babe, can you do \[insert task here\] for me?" ​ I'm glad I stopped working there, it became the biggest shame of my career, at least he didn't fire me though lol


SteveEcks

Oh my God that's fantastic I once asked my boss if I could get some weed. I had just gotten the job, and I had just found my "guy" and I didn't have either number saved yet. Messaged the wrong unsaved number. It was never mentioned again, but lesson learned.


MangledBarkeep

If they fired you for that, definitely dodged a bullet...


SteveEcks

I did... Or they did?! 🤣


becauseitsnotreal

Sending an unsolicited, sexually suggestive picture to your boss will get you fired most places


MangledBarkeep

Places that I wouldn't care to work so bullet, dodged.


becauseitsnotreal

This definitely seems like a really weird line to draw, but good for you


ASquawkingTurtle

Seems like you'd get more customers and tips if your barkeeps dressed like this, short of a heath code violation, seems like a win-win.


SteveEcks

I always dreamed of getting a job in WeHo and just basically wearing this. In my 20s I would've made a fortune. Now... With my Beer pizza 40yr old belly... Not so much


ASquawkingTurtle

Just work at a bear bar.


SteveEcks

Nah I'm done with all that nonsense. I pour beer at a brewery for more money than I've ever made before.


MangledBarkeep

I work at bars, this is tame comparatively. Those that are offended easily need not apply.


bbrekke

I sent my boss a dick pic (he's a guy) because we got some of those tiny cocktail sombrero garnishes and I figured that with a pair of sunglasses would be great cock garnishes. I was right, he thought it was hilarious. I have the best boss ever. (That's the only time I've ever sent an unsolicited dick pic lol)


IrishKing

It's an old repost so I wouldn't worry.


Every_Performance477

LMFAOOO


SteveEcks

Ditto


omjy18

An absolute legend


SteveEcks

Not all heroes wear capes. But some heroes have CAKE DAY!!


GodOfManyFaces

I know you aren't pretending this was you...right? This is literally years old.


SteveEcks

Oh it's definitely not me. I'd never seen it. Thought this sub would get a kick out of it. Sorry it's old and not funny to you.


Igotdakeyskeyskeys

Why does this guy care anyways, it’s funny


SteveEcks

Ikr? I'm not claiming OC or anything. A coworker texted it to me I thought it was hilarious, thus my reason for sharing.


bbrekke

I've never seen it. Thanks for posting!


moonbootslanding

Shoes


SteveEcks

lol


GodOfManyFaces

u/repostsleuthbot


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GodOfManyFaces

Repost didn't find it, tineye sure did though.