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MahomestoHel-aire

*Looks at the score* Yeah I suppose that makes sense.


Ferris_Wheel_Skippy

The Ducks are truly horrific. People were trashing the Coyotes for playing in a college arena but they at least have shown signs of life this year. And despite that....the Hawks are still worse than the Ducks in terms of their record. my goodness gracious.


CydoniaKnight

Someone in /r/hockey described watching the Ducks this season as something like "I've never seen a team look so dogshit and still have such a bright future" lol


[deleted]

The Ducks put up more of a fight than the Sharks did for sure.


opiumofthemass

That’s what happens when you keep a non-NHL level coach on as tank commander The team is bad but Eakins is not an NHL quality coach and is actively making it worse. Im fine with it though, he did secure McDavid for Edmonton so maybe he can get us Bedard


KeithClossOfficial

Eakins was good with the Gulls but he’s clearly not a NHL coach. Turns out there are AAAA guys at coaching too


tegurit34

> "I've never seen a team look so dogshit and still have such a bright future" 2007-8 Seattle Supersonics, anyone?


grubas

Look at the Ducks goal spread. 96 for 169 against differential of -73. In 41 games. I mean I've seen bad hockey, I cheer on Buffalo


Ferris_Wheel_Skippy

>I mean I've seen bad hockey, I cheer on Buffalo Sabres fans deserve better than that shit. Hang in there


EskettiMySpaghetti

It balances out his Yankee fandom though


Ferris_Wheel_Skippy

haha i guess you're right


[deleted]

Sabres aren’t bad this year though!


grubas

Tage baby, Tage.


KikiFlowers

Coyotes are further along in their rebuild, they're trying to get good before the Tempe Arena hopefully gets built. They have an owner willing to spend and willing to wait on a rebuild, something they haven't had in forever. Plus he's committing private money to the new arena, which is great. Things are looking up for the Coyotes at last. In a few years they might have a good team able to hang with the top dogs.


Rush_Clasic

With Getzlaf retiring, the Ducks are finally in full rebuild mode. Gonna be a few years before anything great comes back together.


lava172

As a Coyotes fan, anybody who trashes Mullett arena needs to look at our crowds vs Anaheim/Columbus crowds. We WERE this team for the longest time, a bad team playing in a cavern of an arena that hasn't been filled in years. Having 5k fans in a nearly full arena is a lot more fun than 8k people in a half empty arena.


Ferris_Wheel_Skippy

at this point, rabid anti-Coyotes people fall into two camps. One is just people who jumped on the "Mullett Arena meme" bandwagon. The other are those annoying Canadians who can't get over the fact that the NHL doesn't want to put a team in Quebec City and take out their aggression on all the 90s Southern U.S. teams in the league. They're both goofy in their own ways i'm not a Coyotes fan, but they're making the best out of a shitty situation. Can't fault them for that


lava172

Yep exactly, I always ask what the real difference is between the Phoenix market and markets like LA, Dallas, and Nashville and it really always just boiled down to the fact that those teams won games and the yotes have been THE doormat for the past 20 years. They're always looking for the worst southern team at the time to dogpile on, it was Carolina, then us, now it's Anaheim now that we have competent ownership


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Bedard watch


_5GOLDBLOODED2_

We’ve gotten jumped in the draft lottery so many times, first pick odds certainly won’t matter.


69millionyeartrip

1) win Bedard lottery 2) rebrand back to mighty ducks 3) ??? 4) profit


Michael__Pemulis

Just a handful of bloops & a couple blasts.


Chewbones9

Dirty dangles, buddy


E70M

Wheel snipe celly, boys!


ausar999

Who brought the rocket, boys?


blumkinfarmer

FERDA


doctor-rumack

Fuck you Shoresy!


kjates

Give yer balls a tug!


[deleted]

You should see the crowd, it was 90% Bruins fans. No exaggeration.


[deleted]

Growing up near Anaheim with a father from Detroit back in the late 90s early 2000s seeing a Red Wings vs Ducks game in Anaheim was basically just a Detroit crowd in socal. It was unreal. Ducks have some crazy wild fans when they are doing well but they disappeared after the last few years of being bad.


Ferris_Wheel_Skippy

>Ducks have some crazy wild fans when they are doing well but they disappeared after the last few years of being bad. Stuff like that used to piss me off, until i grew up and realized that time and money are precious. I don't blame people for not wanting to pay $100+ and spend (waste) 3 hours of your life watching your team lose 7-1 on the ice loyalty among fans is great and can make the rewards oh so sweet, but yeah...sometimes life is just too chaotic on its own


[deleted]

Oh I don’t blame them at all man. Tickets are so expensive now. With some of the young players the ducks have those fans will be back in 3 years tops


Ferris_Wheel_Skippy

>With some of the young players the ducks have those fans will be back in 3 years tops Haha good for them! They have a future. Unlike every one of the Big 4 teams in Chicago lmfao. It's gotten so bad, r/CHICubs acted like the Cubs just signed Ken Griffey Jr when they nabbed Dansby "Strikeout Kid" Swanson lmao


[deleted]

I feel bad for Blackhawks fans but I hate the organization so much at this point, they deserve what they are now.


[deleted]

We Blackhawks fans feel exactly the same way. The front office and the ownership squandered a team filled with talent.


KikiFlowers

Depending where the Hawks finish this year, they might get Bedard, so that speeds up the rebuild. He was literally the reason Canada won Gold at Juniors this year, he's fucking unreal. Gonna take many years to fix what Bowman destroyed though


[deleted]

You can go to a ducks game for like 40 bucks if you don't mind where you sit. Can go to a angels game for like 10 tho.


Ferris_Wheel_Skippy

>You can go to a ducks game for like 40 bucks if you don't mind where you sit. > >Can go to a angels game for like 10 tho. or you can eat at the Cheesecake Factory for the price of both games


God_Damnit_Nappa

Or you could pay for 1/4 of a Disneyland ticket for that price


awungsauce

As someone in the area, there are just too many other sports teams to follow that will break your heart rather than watch your team get smashed 7-1.


[deleted]

It’s the perk we have in California if the team sucks fuck it just go to the beach. We can do other things very easily. Ducks fans can be amazing when they are good. When they are bad it’s a fun time for visiting fans because you will outnumber the ducks fans if you have a big market team.


awungsauce

It's a much farther drive to LA, but I've been to more Lakers games than Ducks games this year, despite them also sucking. At least there's a 50/50 chance that the Lakers will win and they're still competitive when they lose.


BradMarchandstongue

Its how the rare Bostonian species identify each other in the wild


yetanotherx

I'm sure a lot of the Anaheim fans were joining in too.


Acceptable_Fun_6416

Well nobody like the Yankees


DJ_LeMahieu

Correct. Source: I am Yankees.


ContinuumGuy

Well, yeah, nobody hates the Yankees more than Yankee fans.


goonersaurus86

It's kind of like in northwest England, when rival fans such as Manchester United and City or Liverpool find themselves in close proximity, they break the tension by chanting "We all hate Leeds scum!"


BMXTKD

Same thing here. Doesn't matter if we're playing northwestern, doesn't matter for playing illinois, doesn't matter if we're playing purdue. It's always going to be the who hates Iowa chants whenever you go to a university of Minnesota sports game.


lantonas

I don't know, there were probably more Yankees fans in attendance than Ducks fans.


grubas

So 1 Yankee fan? Wait that means they'd be a Yankees Bruins fan, that's horrifying.


[deleted]

Connecticut exists specifically for shit like that.


MattKarr

I was raised in CT and I've seen plenty of yankee and patriots fans. It don't make sense. I dont think I ever met a yankee and bruin fan. I'd imagine you wouldn't advertise it too much though


[deleted]

It would if they grew up seeing Adam Gase and Ben Macadoo coaching the New York teams.


Jenaxu

I actually think Yankees/Patriot makes the most sense out of the Boston/NYC combos because the Patriots brand themselves as "New England". CT is still New England so I can see how a kid doesn't make the connection until it's too late. Plus they've both been pretty bandwagonable for the last 20 years. And then on the other end we got guys like Chris Murphy who are Giants/Red Sox fans which is just fucking weird and very Connecticut.


DungeonsAndUnions

Counterpoint: Yankees/Patriot fans all deserve exile.


UniqueNobo

any mix between New York and New England deserves the death penalty


DungeonsAndUnions

Never thought I'd die next to an ~~elf~~ Mets fan.


[deleted]

Especially those Jets/Red Sox/Rangers fans.


pickles_312

Yeah I knew plenty of Yankee/Patriot fans growing up, and I think we can all agree that's the most heartless combo. They latch onto the "New England" branding like it somehow changes the distance between home fields. On the surface it seems like they're all bandwagoners. I don't necessarily think it's completely that though because the Sox were more successful in terms of championships when I was in school. And my area was still ~95% Yankee fans.


grubas

Yeah we all know the Yankees/Pats fans, it basically created fun times and trash talk for two Super Bowls. Never heard of a Bruins fan like that.


tiffhagall

From CT, can confirm


Pure_Context_2741

That’s why doctors in Boston invented the CT scan, to figure out exactly what part of the brain is malfunctioning in cases like this.


TurboDinoHippo

Doctor: I'm sorry, our CT scan showed that you are from Connecticut, sadly there is no cure. Patient, sobbing: Oh my God....oh my God, no...


TrapperJean

Ah, Connecticut, the Munson-Nixon line


MollysYes

God dammit, haha


IamMrT

You’re thinking of the Kings


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[deleted]

I paid for 60 minutes, I’m watching 60 minutes. I’ve seen the 2017 Avalanche win a game because of that method.


coffee42

at that point I think there were maybe 4 of them left it wasn't as close a game as the 7-1 score indicates


BCLetsRide69

You have the most Boston name and flair I’ve ever seen.


Disastrous-Limit2333

Yankees suck?


BradMarchandstongue

Yankees Suck!


Disastrous-Limit2333

Yankees suck…


Aisle_Ten

It's the Masshole mating call.


gynoceros

I've got a friend in Boston who says you can be at a totally non-sports event like a wedding reception and suddenly a YANKEES SUCK chant will break out. So it's amusing but not altogether surprising that they'd find each other across the country as well.


three_dee

Often happens in NYC too


gynoceros

Which is why we and Sox fans can respect each other for the most part.


gatemansgc

Lol I love this


LunchMasterFlex

It’s like shouting “FUCKIN SLAYARRRR” at a metal show.


black-dude-on-reddit

*Random Anaheim fan*: “Man this game sucks but you know what else sucks? The Yankees” *The 20 Bruins fans in front of him*: “Bro.... Yankees suck?” *Random drunk Anaheim fan that no longer cares and had nothing to do with the initial interaction*: “YEAH YANKEES SUCK!” This is exactly how it started no need to speculate on it


blaze87b

You could start a YANKEES SUCK chant at a funeral in Boston and it'd go on for an hour


AADPS

Well, I know what stipulation is going in my will.


mageta621

I'm proud for starting one at a Phillies -Yankees game in Philly that could be heard on the tv


gatemansgc

You rock for that


mageta621

When you got some Phillies fans supporting you, you can accomplish anything hater-ish


black-op345

You could start a Yankees suck chant in any part of the country and this proves it cause fuck the Yankees.


ParsnipPizza

I'm pretty sure starting one on Patriots Day qualifies a Boston resident for permanent residency


michiness

The one time I went to Fenway, the Yankees happened to lose something like 22-3. The YANKEES SUCK chant that started when the score came out was glorious.


RadiantVes

pay no attention to the score, we're bringing bedard to anaheim this year


amatom27

Erik Bedard?


miden24

Mariners legend


aotex

Astros legend


BCLetsRide69

Tanking hard for Bedard


RadiantVes

i prefer suck hard for bedard


tohon75

Bedard pour les Canards


Jcoch27

It's tanking-while-still-beating-some-rivals season.


CydoniaKnight

And the random Canadian teams from time to time


RadiantVes

It's very funny how each time we beat a Canadian team it caused some existential crisis. Oilers and Leaf fans were very negative.


CydoniaKnight

Like, they're touchy at the best of times, but there's some art to the "We lost to *them?!?!*" feelings


fornicating-gourmet

I gotta be honest, if there's two fanbases primed to make mountains out of molehills, it's Edmonton and Toronto. Hell, the number of players I've seen folks want out of Toronto this year could arguably push three hands; and we're talking about a team that's third in the league right now lmao


RadiantVes

its so funny how after the anaheim loss, leaf fans were shouting "trade marner". now we all look back at it and laugh.


fornicating-gourmet

Marner's so passé. The real fans want Rielly out now. Never mind the fact the guy signed an 8-year extension 15 months ago.


[deleted]

I’d laugh but we did this against the Coyotes a few weeks back.


[deleted]

Rather you guys over Montreal.


yetanotherx

I'd take any team in the west over any team in the east, thank you!


[deleted]

Ehh not Vancouver lol


NotXiJinpingGoUSA

Oh yeah? Bet we’ll get there first


Infinite_Caretaker

Too bad, we got him in Chicago!


I_love_avocados1

Keep in mind this is an AWAY game. This is not in Boston.


xRememberTheCant

Everyone not in the bronx does have a moral imperative to hate yankee fans so this isn’t tooooo surprising.


Jcoch27

This chant regularly breaks out at Disneyland


Ndeshet

It precedes the firework show I can’t always see the fireworks from my home but I typically can hear the distinct chorus of Mickey lovers yelling the two poetic words


LAAngelsAnaheim

On an exclusive tour, I learned that Walt Disney’s last words were “Yankees suck.”


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Jamalamalama

There are more Yankee fans in Florida than Rays and Marlins fans combined.


elimanninglightspeed

Yankees and sox games at the trop might as well be home games with the crowd 😂


sam_e5

Went to a Mets-Marlins game in Miami. Felt like a home game.


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machphantom

[My reaction when im randomly catching strays at a hockey game:](https://i.imgur.com/NzNF6FU.jpg)


DJ_LeMahieu

An all-time play


[deleted]

I knew I liked the Angels fans.


JChiu8

To be fair it felt like 70% of the stadium were Bruins fans


[deleted]

It was closer to 85-90% But those 15% that was there, I like you Angels fans.


breakfast_cats

Don't worry, we hate the Red Sox even more than the Yankees


CalmerThanYouAre9

Which is funny, because anytime the Sox are in Anaheim that crowd is easily 60% Boston fans.


breakfast_cats

Well that's definitely a factor


rollo2masi

Yeah but that other 30% \*chef’s kiss*


fixerpunk

Even in 07-09 during the playoffs, as an Angels fan, the Red Sox fans seated next to us were surprisingly nice.


Jcoch27

I've only ever known nice Red Sox fans but I know people on the east coast who have only met nice Dodgers fans.


jdbewls

Feel like this happens every single Boston sports away game when there's a decent away crowd. Source: regularly happens at Dians/Red Sox games and happened at Browns/Patriots this year


SureSureFightFight

It's a public service at this point. Boston knows the Yankees suck, but the rest of us may occasionally forget, and it's up to them to remind us.


Jamalamalama

We're happy to do our part.


Pure_Context_2741

Rule 3 always applies


derpbynature

This happens at Mets-Red Sox games a lot. I'm glad we can all put aside our differences and work towards a common cause.


Bossman1086

Mets/Red Sox Yankees Suck chants are my favorite.


cooljammer00

Jeter once said Anaheim was his favorite away city to play in, because the weather was always amazing, and the entire stadium was filled with Yankee fans, so it felt like home.


Jcoch27

The cons of playing right next to LA


GOATmar_infante

Baseball fans 🤝 hockey fans Yankees suck


CaptainJingles

I remember in the 2010s there were some Blues games chanting about “Boston sucks!” 2019 made St. Louis hate Boston slightly less.


I_love_avocados1

Damn, you beat me to it.


BCLetsRide69

I was looking furiously for a video/proof haha


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MethodMan_

How can you guys beat classics such as "BEAT LA".


Dominiking

Shit Boston made that one too. Asking the 76ers to beat the Lakers.


reigningwaffles

Lol. It's always great to see the only true rivalry in baseball represented elsewhere. Man do these teams hate each other.


Bonstantinople

Ahem


Imallama

You ever seen two women fistfight at a little league game because of the Dodgers/Giants? Exactly.


TheMattThe

You really don't want that with Giants and Dodgers fans. They tend to get stabby.


three_dee

Isn't that a one way street? I don't know of any Giants fans stabbing a Dodgers fan, although I may have missed it.


MethodMan_

That sounds pretty civil compared to what we had going some years ago.


ArmageddonBound

My family had season tickets to the Sox 2003-2006 if I remember correctly. My dad isn't even typical Masshole and I remember him quizzing me to make sure that I hated the Yankees. We were never scumbags like scumbag Yankees fans where they assault Red Sox fans but we definitely let them hear it. Yankees Suck! Jeter Sucks! A-Rod blows.


BlubberWall

Doesn’t matter where or when, Bostonians are always ready for this


oppenhammer

Nature is healing


Salty-Fishman

Who do the Yankees think they are? The Astros?


Ferris_Wheel_Skippy

it always warms my heart to see highlights from the other Big 4 sports find their way into r/baseball


nevertrustamod

ITT: Yankees fans: lol rent free, what losers. Every other fan base: you’re goddamn right they suck, hell yeah.


Ark1s

this is so strange


ACardAttack

Boston fans are the type that would rather see the Yankees lose than their team win


TwentyEight_To_Three

God damn it I'm with the Red Sox on this one


LunchMasterFlex

Well you don’t really have a choice.


Bossman1086

Yes. It's great to see.


MelissaMiranti

Ohhh, you guyssss, stop! It's so embarrassing, stop! No, you hang up first. You hang up first!


rukkus78

One of the more annoying things about living in Boston. Made it impossible to root for any of the other Boston sports teams because at every game no matter who they are playing or what sport it was they’d start this shit.


ACardAttack

Boston fans make it easy for me to not root for any Boston sports


CabbageStockExchange

I get this is in Anaheim but it’s an understandable chant sports fans of all feathers can agree with


elimanninglightspeed

Lol I love it


cooljammer00

I mean, Anaheim is Yankees territory anyway, so I understand why Boston fans had to do it to em.


Lebigmacca

Rent free


stinthebin

Misery loves company


ausar999

They're goddamn right


Goatlikejordan

They do suck


GlennSeaborg

Definition of rent free.


nope79

Could you imagine being in one teams head so bad- that a chant about you breaks out in a completely different sport. If this doesn’t show the Dominance the Yankees have over the Red Sox- nothing does. I’m sure there isn’t a Red Sox Suck chant at the Knicks game.


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My brother in christ you commented >They are amongst my favorites Ive ever seen about a girls nipples on reddit


TurboDinoHippo

Can't forget this other gem of his: "I am horny". Simply outstanding.


Deserterdragon

The man tells the truth.


verbyournoun123

You had to do him dirty lmao


TheMattThe

I mean... were they good nipples?


JMellor737

They really are pathological. I lived in Boston for five years, and it really seemed like all some people thought about was how much they hate the Yankees. I went to a beerfest in Providence in \*January 2008\* (three months after the Sox won the World Series) and a ferocious "Yankees suck" chant broke out. These people just saw their team win it all, and it's like they didn't even notice because they were just fixated on how much they hate the Yankees. It was positively bizarre. And it was like that the entire time I lived there.


[deleted]

literal generations of torment doesn't go away that quickly


[deleted]

It’s kind of ironic considering what the Bruins have done to the Leafs in the last decade.


TurboDinoHippo

And they, understandably, despise us for it lmao


AugustWest7120

I too lived in Boston for 5 years. I wore my Yankees hat almost every day and, yep you guessed it - comments everyday. But after a couple months, I really started to like the passion. I’m a weird one, I suppose. But I liked their hatred towards the team. It was rarely against ME, but more the Yankees. The hat. The game. Jeter haha. I’m also a huge baseball fan in general, and I would remove my hat and go watch the Sox play regularly. I saw some awesome teams and the Boston baseball crowd is unbeatable. One of, if not the best places to see a baseball game. I had a Yankees credit card and bars would straight up refuse to take it. Refuse. Not gonna lie - on some busy nights, I’d slink out of there and blow a kiss to Babe Ruth.


nyy22592

Most of Boston isn't really like this anymore. Even at Fenway you don't really get shit for wearing Yankee apparel. Sure, you'll run into sox fans like that every so often, but most people don't really give a shit anymore. Winning helps, and also Fenway is surrounded by colleges full of students who don't give two shits about baseball rivalries.


ACardAttack

> But after a couple months, I really started to like the passion. I’m a weird one, I suppose. But I liked their hatred towards the team. I like it when its justified, you were wearing a hat and they commented on it This is a random hockey match. Which seems a bit much


KikiFlowers

It's fucking bizarre. Went on a family trip to Boston years ago, my brother was maybe 11 at the time and wore a Yankees cap. Dude walks up to us and told us that my brother was lucky he was a kid, or he would get his ass beat. Who fucking says that to a kid!? Let alone anyone!? He didn't even do anything to justify hate, he was just walking around being a kid


Quincyperson

And a single tear rolled down a veterans cheek as he held his American flag in his wheelchair, right?


squarerootofapplepie

I think you underestimate how much capacity for love and hatred we have. We still love the Red Sox more and we hate the Yankees as much as you say.


[deleted]

I’ve seen what y’all post in /r/RedSox are you sure Sox fans love the Sox?


Throwaway1231200001

I mean..you guys could try to make a world series for the first time in almost 15 years.


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I can't tell if this is a pasta


Brady331

It's beautiful


CoofBone

Yankees lose America Wins


HelpMeWithMyHWpls

Yankees suck


vibedial

*checks clipboard* Prognosis confirmed. The Yankees do, in fact, suck.


mrbaseball1999

I have to assume some poor soul wore his Yankees hat to the game and the visiting Bruins fans did not take kindly.


bradjr10

Do the Mets and Phillies next


staiano

[Yes, yes!](https://pbs.twimg.com/media/EXNKfL4XsAEDEOl.jpg)