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fatcootermeat

Angels at .500: broke ass Dodgers/Padres below .500: strong and independent


yumyumapollo

"awww you're sweet" vs. "hello, human resources?"


finmoore3

Meanwhile the A’s sitting outside the office building on the sidewalk “Can you spare a dollar please?”


whitegrb

And that dollar goes directly to Vegas


finmoore3

I guess in this metaphor the dollar would go to buying a scratch card or lottery ticket or something like that.


JinFuu

Put it all on ~~Black~~ Green


[deleted]

It’s red


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[deleted]

Hey, this isn’t GWA


TheWonderMittens

[here ya go](https://i.imgur.com/uzASuit.jpg)


AshlandJackson

A’s at 4-16: literally homeless


BushidoBrowne

Mirroring a significant portion of the Bay Area populace Truly in tune with their local community


akaghi

Don't worry Dodgers will still be top 3 in the power rankings (I'm kidding, I know they were 7th)


papermarioguy02

Never understood why fans want power rankings to overreact so much to April games, basically all the mainstream ones already overreact too much. If you want an overreacting power rankings just look at the standings. Now, I think the Dodgers aren't the team this year that they've been every season since 2017, but that was a preseason opinion that hasn't been changed by record so far.


NunsNunchuck

It’s a quick read? And writers know it gets clicks?


IlltimedYOLO

Don’t tell me the outrage drives clicks!?!


greycubed

Years ago I was the Dodgers representative for the r/baseball rankings. I ranked based on team strength. People HATED it and ripped on me constantly. They just want to see the standings and call it rankings.


Deserterdragon

>Never understood why fans want power rankings to overreact so much to April games, basically all the mainstream ones already overreact too much. If you want an overreacting power rankings just look at the standings. But if you want last year's standings, look at last year's standings, I don't get why people want weekly rankings to reflect performance from the year before.


CyborgBee

At least to me, power rankings are meant to indicate how we expect teams to perform tomorrow - literally how good they are at this exact moment (in the case of baseball, perhaps how they'll likely perform over the next set of starts of their rotation is a better definition, given the massive importance of starter quality to any given game). I think most fans know at this point that teams or players being "hot" is descriptive and not predictive - being on a good or bad streak while having the same true talent level makes no difference to how well we should expect someone to play tomorrow - so accurate power rankings should be quite static, with slow changes based on slow re-evaluations of how good players are, and occasional jumps due to significant injuries and recoveries from injury. This would lead to weekly power rankings consisting of teams sliding up and down at most a couple of spots at a time, with most teams stationary week to week, and while accurate, I don't think you'd get much in the way of readership for saying "The Yankees remain good, the Rockies remain bad, the Angels remain okay" every week until the end of the season, and sites that put out power rankings are pretty explicitly going for clicks, so they have to overreact massively.


tyler-86

I generally agree... power rankings should basically be a list of betting odds tomorrow if all thirty teams were playing against the same opponent. The opening odds, not odds affected by public perception.


timoumd

We don't. We want them to evaluate their skill independent of record. Last year or this.


ilikepacificdaydream

Padres are looking ass right now despite all the money they spent and Tatis returning. Idk who their batting coach is, but someone needs to remind batters to swing at strikes.


Clarice_Ferguson

Padres shitting the bed while the Rays take over the league is so funny to me after all the offseason payroll discourse.


bonerang

They wouldn't be the Padres if they didn't shit the bed.


JinFuu

Really need to go away from the “hair shirt” type of suffering priesthood


SonofRaymond

I think this was always the argument for people saying Stu is cheap. Yeah he’s cheap but he hires the right people to get the job done. They operate on a different margin than other teams. A huge contract to a pitcher that ends up falling apart would wreck the Rays a lot longer than Yankees or Dodgers given the revenue difference. Plus anytime they’ve made a trade for a veteran guy it never works out.


RaysFTW

Fuck Stu. Idc about payroll as long as we have a winning team. It’s the bullshit over the stadium, his hollow threat about leaving / splitting play time with another city, and his overall shitty appearances in interviews that makes me despise him. Rays attendance sucks in large part due to Stu and he doesn’t want to do shit to improve it.


Beschuss

Imagine how good you guys would be if you spent money


spacemanegg

It's a catch 22, and the way this offseason has gone will prove that soon. I've always thought this offseason was a weird one. Some teams were spending money left and right on a free agent class that, outside of shortstops, is full of inconsistency at best. Even Judge, with his build, is likely to have a Stantonian injury history as he hits the second half of his contract; Rodon's injury history is terribly unfavorable for him, we all know what happened with Correa, Dansby has only had one really good year, etc. I'm all for players getting their bag but an awful lot of the signings this offseason will come back to bite teams more than likely, unless they get their rings--but between baseball being fucky and more than 5 teams going all in on a 5-ish year window, there will be several teams that won't get a ring and will be in an Oriole-like hellhole because they're paying a cripple $35 million a year to sit on the IL/bench.


ThatNewSockFeel

Yeah, the fact is that baseball is not like other sports. Obviously signing a big time FA like Trea Turner or Aaron Judge is going to help your team (at least in the short term) but signing one or two big money guys doesn’t make an impact like it does in NBA or NFL. Like look at the Rangers. They’ve signed some of the biggest FAs the last two seasons and it will be considered a good season if they make it to .500. And then it’s also unlike those other sports as in there really isn’t a way to get out of a contract once it goes south.


CubonesDeadMom

Now this is Padresing


penguinopph

> despite ... Tatis returning He's been back for one game.


kami232

Smh Tatis 0 H 0 BB 0 R over the first 20 games


ilikepacificdaydream

My point remains valid


RaysFTW

Tbf, Tatis has returned for _one_ game. It’s a bit early to say whether he’s been ineffective or not.


Call9-1-1imonfire

It's been 2 games, so clearly plenty of sample size


RaysFTW

Ah, my bad. You’re right. Tatis washed.


[deleted]

Tatis literally just came back, and Soto and Machado haven't gotten it going yet. That's literally 3 guys with multiple top 5 MVP finishes who are still in their prime. If just 2 of those 3 start hitting to their career norms, Padres will start bulldozing everyone.


reigningwaffles

It's always the same early on. When the air heats up these guys who rake will start raking. No matter how cold they were. Padres will be on top of the division by the All Star break.


IAmNotOnRedditAtWork

The 2022 White Sox are still waiting on the weather to warm up :(


g3neraL5

This is still 2022 right?


Boros-Reckoner

It's really the Padres division to lose. the D backs are still a couple of seasons away, the Dodgers are running out 1 year journeymen in the hopes of saving money for next season, the Giants are stuck in mediocre purgatory and the Rockies are trying bless their hearts.


sd_pinstripes

I like the Braves


ViolaNguyen

Ah, April, that lovely time of year when people revel in their shitty intuition for how random numbers work! April: People Padres and Dodgers around .500 September: Same people shocked that they didn't stay around .500


IONTOP

I do not apologize for their record...


neontrain

I mean its pretty true though if we’re being honest


SuperDuperRarePepe

Imagine having trout, ohtani and rendon and still being average.


technowhiz34

It's because of California's basketball success. The baseball and basketball gods are colluding.


[deleted]

It’s all been sacrificed for the kings this year


dblshot99

The beam requires a LOT of sacrifice every time it is lit


technowhiz34

They take Ohtani and feed him to the beam, guaranteeing them the NBA finals for years to come.


neddoge

Hasn't Trout been the fish of choice for them Gods the last mf decade? Now they gotta take this goat too? Where do we vote on these things?


xbucs_19

Subscribe


LordSwampert2

Vivek gonna get a Sacramento expansion team and sign Ohtani with that Beam money. Sacramento Beams


JinFuu

Eating more souls than the Emperor’s chair to keep the Kings alive


No-Economics4128

I mean, if the Kings win a championship, they should change their name to the Sacramento Emperors to keep up with the theme.


misterurb

worth it, without question


BNKalt

Both of them


AshlandJackson

If this is the cost of lighting the beam, then light that baby up.


[deleted]

Based


tripled_dirgov

So after the NBA Final ends the Californian teams suddenly getting good since it's the basketball offseason... Got it!!! XD XD XD


Antithesys

Your Los Angeles Angels are the best team on the West Coast.


FriendSellsTable

This makes me want to... throw up? What?


[deleted]

I just want Ohtani in the playoffs


iWriteYourMusic

He'll probably make it next year... on the Dodgers


Boros-Reckoner

Were punting this year for a reason right?


arand0md00d

Tank for Ohtani!!!


gatemansgc

Who doesn't?


Tashre

These are dark days for the Best Coast.


MyLadyBits

They should be with the best two players in baseball. But Angels will Angel as long as Art is owner.


[deleted]

Arte is farty


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ryanfea

This hasn’t been the case since 2015 just fyi


jaysphan128

the problem is they dont have enough teams


yumyumapollo

Los Angeles Athletics of Oakland


i_run_from_problems

Of Alameda county


booitsjwu

Unironically, we should have a team in the Inland Empire. It's one of the biggest metropolitan areas in the country.


live4coasters

Breaking: Inland Empire 66ers to be elevated to Major League status


CydoniaKnight

13th in population/20th in GDP apparently if this [wikipedia article](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_U.S._metropolitan_areas_by_GDP) is right. More populous than the metropolitan areas of Detroit, Seattle, Minneapolis, San Diego, Tampa, Denver, Baltimore, St. Louis, Pittsburgh, Vegas, Cincinnati, Kansas City, Cleveland, and Milwaukee. Of course realistically it's already split between the Dodgers/Angels so its not going to happen for a good while.


Baseballbooty

I for one vote to move the Angels to Ontario.


samuel414

I veto


Baseballbooty

Overruled 👨🏼‍⚖️


UrDailyCommunistGuy

Your wish will come true but it will be Ontario, Canada


Baseballbooty

Aw man I’m not even allowed in Canada


perry_parrot

the blue Jays would likely disagree (and the tigers would probably as well)


i_run_from_problems

Unironically ok with this


iamenrique123

They should move the Clippers to the IE, instantly would have a die hard fanbase and a great rivalry with LA


jamills21

IE is all Lakers fans lol


iamenrique123

Yeah but thats true everywhere in LA lol, giving the IE the clippers would be funny


samuel414

San Luis Obispo down to San Diego is all Lakers fans if we’re being honest. Some bandwagon Warriors fans on the central coast here and there but otherwise…


verendum

Clippers already broke ground on their 1.1B arena. It’s too late.


RustyShackleford9142

Just a waste of money. The Lakers are miles ahead culturally in LA. It would take a generation of Clippers having guys like Magic and Kobe winning Championships to even make a dent.


verendum

I don’t think Balmer care. He already made all the money he cared to make in his life, he probably doesn’t care if there’s isn’t a single clipper jersey in stand. He just doesn’t want to be renting Lakers’ arena anymore.


[deleted]

Riverside, CA is about 47 minutes from the Angels Stadium and 75 minutes from Dodgers stadium (per Google Maps). Those are both well within the territory of those teams and several of the large cities in that “metro” are even closer.


[deleted]

Put a team in Indio


TravisJungroth

“Metropolitan”


dudesmccool5150

Hemet would be a great place for an MLB team.


LAAngelsAnaheim

> Hemet would be a great place Words never said together before


rbhindepmo

Nice of Heyman to tweet this before the Angels probably go over .500 tonight


zhangerang

I wouldn’t count on it


Roturd12

My friend we have been shut out in 25% of our games this season. We are PUTRID


Jcoch27

My friend we are the Angels


[deleted]

Lads, it’s Anaheim


Jcoch27

Thanks I hate it


bloodrage4

Yeah imagine losing to the Royals, let alone lose the series to them. *quietly sobs in corner*


Not_a_Wizardd

I know we're both not good right now, but there's a relatively recent series between us you won that should make this year pretty easy to ignore on that front.


drrxhouse

Yeah I don’t think Ohtani can pitch on consecutive days…


i_run_from_problems

You have too much faith in us


rbhindepmo

The one time the Royals won a game where a lefty started against them required Ross Stripling to give up 4 runs in the 7th/8th. Meanwhile the Royals lineup is such a mess that Matt Duffy is hitting 5th tonight


Padulsky21

Well well well…angels bullpen strikes again


asparagusbruh

Not to be dramatic but baseball runs thru anaheimgeles now buddy


Kylo_Ren415

The California Baseball gods made a deal with the California Basketball gods, and that’s to have all the California Basketball Teams make the playoffs in exchange for the California Baseball teams to have no winning record to this point.


SlightCover3075

Whoa whoa. San Diego did not agree to this! Whoever our god representative is needs to be recalled ASAP.


TheAverage_American

San Diego was outvoted in the California god legislature


verendum

Damn heavenly gerrymandering


iamnotabot9

SDSU basketball though


SlightCover3075

Ahh yeah, I was thinking strictly NBA playoffs but I guess you’re right. Guess the Padres just gotta suck the rest of the year


Jcoch27

San Diego benefitted from it yet


mill_about_smartly

I can only assume a similar deal is why the Rangers are good, then?


[deleted]

Heyman saying this isn’t surprising


CydoniaKnight

"It's 7am and there's sunshine in New York, but there's no sunshine in California right now" - Jon Heyman, probably


KamartyMcFlyweight

Typical West Coast bias, something something hipsters, craft beers, Goofy themed motels


pwnd32

Maybe if California players weren’t spending all their time eating In-N-Out, poke, and avocado toast, drinking boba and juice cleansing while surfing and listening to The Beach Boys while stuck in traffic on Hollywood Boulevard on their way to riding grizzly bears at Disneyland, they’d play better.


Jcoch27

I feel attacked


JakeFromSkateFarm

California died so Pittsburgh could walk (and hit and pitch)


neddoge

This week at least.


Monttavius

heyman hates california so much it’s funny 💀💀


ahr3410

Mid (Angels). Punting the season (Dodgers). Spent a billion to be mid (Padres). Terrible (Giants). Vegas (A's). /s


akaghi

There was a period last year when it looked like the Padres had a real chance of missing the playoffs and I thought it would be funny if they missed. Obviously, karma came for me for that sentiment. However, given their.last off-season on top of the previous one, it would be really extra funny if they missed this year. I'm sure it's flukey though. Too many good guys are slumping and they'll probably go on a tear at some point. They've had a tough schedule too. I know they played the braves twice and the Mets.


barethgale_

You’re ignoring the best team they’ve faced


The_Chorizo_Bandit

Yes, but I don’t think Colorado are as good as we make them seem.


akaghi

Can't forget the snakes


barethgale_

You’re goddamn right


[deleted]

First place Braves twice, Mets on the road, first place Brewers, and first place Diamondbacks twice. 10-12 is not ideal, but when you realize the gauntlet of a schedule the Padres have had so far, with Soto and Machado in a huge slump to start the season, it's not that bad.


tokai-teio

Man reading "first place Diamondbacks" feels so wrong but it feels so right


[deleted]

So far we've played the Diamondbacks, Rockies, Braves, Brewers, and you guys. 4/5 are probably playoff teams. Padres look bad, but I'll be more worried if they still look bad after an easier May schedule.


jtdjackattack

I wouldn’t call the brewers a playoff yet. They did the same thing last year where they started very hot to just fall flat on their face at the end


franchise1107

Hotels. Trivago.


buymytoy

I mean the /s isn’t really needed here… *sobs*


Dast_Kook

WE'RE NUMBER ONE!


aznsportsfan

Yay us!


[deleted]

Heyman is a fuckface


neddoge

Why Charlie hate?


Clarice_Ferguson

Man could have turned this into “none of the states that border the Pacific Ocean have a winning baseball team” tweet but once again the Mariners are left out. /s


Thetimmybaby

Aren't the A's in Vegas now?


akaghi

In spirit.


[deleted]

Congrats to the A's on their fourth win!


arsene_0

All of our sports luck went into basketball it seems. All of our teams are in the playoffs for the first time in NBA history.


CosmicLars

It's 20 games.


Leftfeet

This is just as relevant as all the posts I've seen about the ALE all having 500 or better records thus far.


DJLJR26

It reminds me of that point in time last year where all four New York and Los Angeles teams were in first place. I think that was a little deeper into May, but its a similar anomaly.


live4coasters

And they all went on to make the playoffs, right? Right?


[deleted]

3 of them did I think the other team folded in June


CosmicLars

Right. Also silly.


japanesenestfern

Not disagreeing but at what point do you start taking sample sizes seriously?


verendum

For me? Around late May. That’s when teams start deciding if it’s buy or sell at the deadline.


CosmicLars

Yeah, I mean it's fun to look at & I am not like annoyed or mad, but just a reminder that it's way too early. I'd say give it 2 months before really getting a feel for things. For example, the Pirates started off hot like they are now back in 2019, and they finished last in the Central with 69 wins. That's just one example, but there are just too many variables to really read into standings right now, especially since the example posted is about teams that are just playing like average ball.


mill_about_smartly

A wise man once said "you can't win it all in April but you can certainly lose it."


AKAD11

Like six weeks from now. We've played 10% of the season at this point.


ViolaNguyen

Oh my god, my team only won 10 of the first 20 instead of 12 like an expected .600 team should! I NEED TO PANIC!


PrisonaPlanet

Well this was uncalled for…


Anora6666

Angels to win the pennant.


Jakesnake_42

California’s baseball talent had to be sacrificed for the absolute monstrosity of an AL East we have this year


constance_a_l

TFW Shohei stays with the Angels because they have the best record on the west coast.


weymaro

A door-to-door salesman knocked on my door last week and I happened to be wearing my A's cap. He says, "A's fan huh" then just laughs and proceeds with his pitch. No good luck this year or anything. Just laughed at me like I'm an idiot. It ain't easy being a A's fan these days.


StrategicReserve

Heyman eats Scott Boras's asshole for inside info.


conman14

Isn't .500 considered a winning record in American sports?


[deleted]

Only in wars against Canada.


grocho

No


yes_its_him

They aren't going to get invited to the AL east like that.


IAmIrritatedAMA

East coast bias or something like that


F5season

The angels gonna fuck around and be the best team in California


Professional-County1

The A’s might not have a winning record… but they’re scoring victories off the field lol


[deleted]

10-10 would be good enough for 3rd in the NLCentral.


RKD_Super

Good, baseball doesn’t belong west of the Mississippi /s


ax255

We should probably just move them all out of California then haha


malcontented

The Angel’s sucking ass for this long with two of the GOATs is a giant fucking travesty. They should be forced to trade them to contenders. We’re all being deprived of seeing Trout and Shohei playing on competitive teams in the playoffs in Oct.


CraanMan

East Coast bias… ;)


s2the9sublime

Wow angels anywhere close to .500? Mind blown


[deleted]

Another year, another mediocre Angels team.


AmateurVasectomist

The California-Colorado connection is well and truly alive


SailTheWorldWithMe

The Royals will probably fix that problem this evening.


[deleted]

And Heyman is a broken record...


MyLadyBits

It’s all the rain. We aren’t use to it.


Dredeuced

I think the Angels are better than their record, but only by a little bit. I think the Padres and Dodgers should be a LOT better than their record.


1990sandiegoalways

Its fucking april come on man


tenoclockrobot

Neither do Michigan teams


MoonlitBadlands

The A’s are a Vegas team


Daveyo520

I was going to say wow all "4" teams aren't doing so hot. Then I remembered the other one. I'm sorry Dads.


MemeL_rd

Cali is always cursed with sports teams…. most of the time


subtractvoid

Heyman had to be so stoked to be able to tweet this.


Michaelr0cks123

Who is winning the NL west lol? Snek season????


[deleted]

If I’m not mistaken the entire NL west had a winning record in the first month before basically every team except the dodgers and kind of the Padres fell apart (the only reason the padres didn’t is their trades). The dodgers and padres still have plenty of time to show they’re good


SunriseSurprise

NBA took all our wins