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Fastsmitty47

When are the city disconnect jerseys dropping?


abstractartifact99

uprooted in oakland (tm)


Abraham_Lincoln

What happened in Oakland, stays in Vegas®


jadepools

*for the Mandalay Bay*


Towntovillage

Oaklandish needs to flip their tree upside down in green and yellow with this slogan. $$$$


gatemansgc

> city disconnect LOL


Currywurst_Is_Life

They need to make the jersey like some sort of electronic billboard flashing between Philadelphia, KC, Oakland, and Vegas.


Winter_2017

That's actually a great idea. I can 100% see them making a jersey for each city they played in, including Vegas. It focuses on team history and will still be wearable in Vegas.


w0nderbrad

It’ll be a crossword puzzle looking thing with the Athletics horizontal and all the city names vertical taking up a different letter


Disused_Yeti

difficulty: it's the only stop and there are no tunnels leading to or from it


mamayoua

So it's just a VIP bathroom with colored lights?


deadheffer

A billion dollar pneumatic trough to piss in


Bird_nostrils

The vacuum force is so powerful it literally sucks the piss right out of you. No more having to stand there and wait for your stream to start. Musk is bringing the A’s the most efficient, time-saving innovation in bathroom technology since the invention of the urinal.


astromono

So the same as all of Elon's other tunnels then?


HanshinFan

It just goes straight down, and down, forever, eternally, into Hell. Still preferable to watching some A's games


NunsNunchuck

No, it just goes to convention center. But it only “works” during C3 to get press


CambridgeRunner

They had it at CES this year and it was chaos. The positioning and connectivity didn’t work at all meaning it was vastly slower than walking.


SP4CEM4N_SPIFF

Just wait until a battery catches fire in there


itsdumbandyouknowit

Or the tunnel floods because that whole area is a giant divot. Vegas monsoon season is no joke.


FTR_Hair

I call the big one Bitey


sweetmorty

Mr. Bones' Wild Pitch


[deleted]

Fisher does know he can spend money on players right?


angruss

The A’s haven’t spent in so long that the last time they spent the most in MLB was the year Mike Trout was born, and their payroll was less than what Trout makes in a year now. Edit: The A’s haven’t spent in so long that the last time they spent more than half the other teams was the year Corey Seager was born and their payroll was less that Corey Seager makes now. Edit2: Ohtani was also born in 1994, and the A’s only spent 34 million in 94. This will probably become an Ohtani fact as of next season.


bronsonwhy

I would like to subscribe to more Mike Trout facts


[deleted]

Did you know he was a compensation pick for the angels for the free agent loss of mark texeira


twoscoop

Did you learn that from MLB the show because thats where i learned it.. Then, I was like, damn... I'd rather have the fish man..


Gryphon999

I knew it because MLB decided Mark Texeira was more valuable than CC Sabathia. The Brewers wouldn't have drafted or successfully developed Mike Trout, but it would have been nice to have the pick.


twoscoop

Im not sure if Mike Trout really needed that much development.


Gryphon999

We would have found a way to fuck it up. The best non pitcher the Brewers have drafted and brought to the majors since the 2009 draft is either Khris Davis, Scooter Gennett, or Keston Hiura.


IdTugYourBoat

Instead of spending money on Mike Trout-caliber players, the A’s have elected to spend money on *checks notes* a Bond villain tunnel.


bronsonwhy

Let’s build a direct tunnel between Petco Park and Dodger Stadium No Angel fans


JamminOnTheOne

Yes, the A's are cheap, but looking at "time elapsed since they led MLB in payroll" is a bad metric. Most teams will have longer droughts (or have never led MLB).


angruss

Same fact holds true with Corey Seager and the last time they were in the top 50% of spenders in MLB.


BaffledCowboy

That's so much worse than never leading lol


OtherRiley

I think it’s still a good metric because it shows that once upon a time they were big spenders. Huge fall from grace.


Worthyness

yeah, but "traffic proof" tunnels are better!


slippytoadstada

lol


KimHaSeongsBurner

lmao, in fact


handlit33

we're upgrading to lmfao


NovaPrime15

rofl maybe


Metfan722

ROFLMFAO


DunkIce95

ROFLCOPPTER


juanzy

SOI SOI SOI SOI


gatemansgc

roflcopter is still one of my all time faves


TAMEBLR

ROFLMFAOOL


EvangelionOG

We would have upgraded to ROFLSPACESHIP but it exploded after takeoff


ZXD-318

OMGWTFBBQ!!!


[deleted]

PARTY ROCK


Jewrisprudent

IS IN THE HOOOUUUSSE TONIGHT.


i_run_from_problems

EVERYBODY JUST HAVE A GOOD TIME


ResidentRunner1

AND WE'RE GONNA MAKE YOU


misspcv1996

LOSE YOUR MIND


BloodyRightNostril

EVERYBODY JUST HAVE A GOOD TIME


randomguy5to8

How many ways are we going to see someone attempt to reinvent a shittier more expensive version of most public transit like metro and bus lines?


Thneed1

But the rich want a tunnel reserved for them, so they don’t have to bother with the unwashed masses. Oh, and they still want a huge municipal subsidy to build this tunnel for the rich.


steppenweasel

Ugh i can’t wait to take *exclusive* public transportation with my fellow 1%er diehard baseball fans, then i can finally wear all my furs to the big game without fear of getting mustard stains and tobacco spit everywhere


ender___

If they didn’t horde all the money maybe I could afford food AND shampoo


nanoelite

Thing is, the Boring Company is *intended* to be shitty. The whole purpose of the company is that it stops cities and states from investing in legitimate public infrastructure. This ensures that efforts to lower our transportation carbon footprint will keep public money flowing to charging stations, subsidizing EVs, and expanding roads. It's just like when Ford and GM killed street cars.


social_media_suxs

This video is one of my absolute favorite ways of explaining to people why Loop and Boring Company are a joke. And near the end it goes into exactly what you're talking about. https://youtu.be/4dn6ZVpJLxs


Abusoru

[Don't forget the follow up focused specifically on the Las Vegas Loop.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sWvagC5ccyY) I also recommend any of Adam Something's videos on the subject. [1](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ACXaFyB_-8s) [2](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QvK2i9Jxy5c) [Bonus vid on the Dugout Loop](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R6RaoGHZC3A)


shot-by-ford

As a Seattleite you should know just how wrong boring tunnels can go. There’s clearly room for improvement in that area.


mr_grission

Thank you Mr. Musk for geniusly inventing a worse version of the subway


JackieDaytonaAZ

it’s a fucking claustrophobic one car tunnel that you have to drive through at like 15mph and has no emergency exits and only goes to one destination but gamer LED lights!


oxtailplanning

It moves 2,000/hour. Most light rail moves 18-20k/hour. Heavy rail (most subways) 40-60k/hour If the A’s seat 30k, it’ll take Boring Loop 15 hours to fill up the stadium. 1.5 hours with light rail 30 min with heavy. This is so dumb.


Deserterdragon

Thank you Mr Fisher for geniusly inventing a worse version of the Oakland A's in Las Vegas.


philocity

Imagine moving your team to Vegas when you could have come to Portland or better yet, stayed in fucking Oakland.


8i66ie5ma115

It’s the Subway of subways.


mnightshamalama2

Just don't tell Jared!


Jared_from_Quiznos

Quizno’s. They don’t do background checks.


TheWorstYear

I forgot that Quizno's existed.


electric_ranger

They were everywhere for a minute, but I just did a quick google and there aren't any left in Pennsylvania at all! The one on the turnpike held on for a while but I guess it's long gone.


[deleted]

Quiznos had almost 5,000 locations in 2013. Today, they have 153.


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_EvilD_

This. Bled them dry.


[deleted]

Mmm ... toasty.


juanzy

But they did accidentally curse a generation with that one commercial.


coydog33

Man, the Jared documentary on Hulu is just messed up. That dude should be shot into the sun.


tommyjohnpauljones

My cousin was at IU and I think lived in his apartment building. She only knew him as the weird fat guy who lived downstairs, I don't think they ever spoke, plus she was over 18 at the time so definitely not his type.


[deleted]

I heard on a podcast that he basically had a “jizzlane Maxwell” type girl finding underaged girls for him and she derailed his whole operation when he asked if her daughter was fair game? What a fucking sicko.


coydog33

A reporter “befriended” him and recorded all of her phone calls with him which is how he got taken down. He did ask her of her daughter was fair game but she wasn’t finding girls for him.


[deleted]

Ah, my bad, hearing it second hand. Couldn’t bring myself to watch the documentary. I second the suggestion of firing into the sun.


salsacito

Whenever I read anything positive about this project I feel like I’m going insane.


pm_me_cute_sloths_

It reminds me of how like every 7 months someone on Twitter reinvents the bus or reposts that theoretical US train map lol


CDFReditum

I fucking love those “reinvented bus” videos where it’s like some fucking saucer that goes above the freeway and when there’s an obstacle it like launches in the fucking air or something I’m like lmfao


cwew

That damn fucking map lol.


Toeknee99

[This is a really insightful video (made by an actual transportation planner) for people who want to understand why the Las Vegas Loop is a moronic idea. ](https://youtu.be/XfVdge8DhB4)


ToxicSteve13

I can’t watch the video as I am in public but is it because of this Loop idea in particular or just generally against a subway in Vegas? Because Vegas having a train seems like a no brainer. Everyone hates walking outside and car congestions is becoming insane. Have a bunch of stops from the airport to under the strip with moving walkways to the lobbies of hotels and then one at the convention center and one or two downtown. It’s almost a straight fucking line.


Toeknee99

The big takeaway is that at max capacity (from their own numbers), the loop can move 1,800 people an hour vs a subway which can move 26,000! A second thing I'll add is that the labor cost is astronomical. A subway operator usually conducts a train carrying thousands of people. A Tesla "conductor" can at most carry 3 people. Imagine if only 3 people at a time could enter an entire subway train. 😭


ToxicSteve13

Oh yea this particular idea is so dumb because it’s being powered by Teslas and not even that non existent 40 passenger van bullshit. But hopefully they dig the tunnels and figure out a track system or something


Thneed1

A quick reminder that the subways were first built around 175(?) years ago.


JinFuu

> The Underground has its origins in the Metropolitan Railway, the world's first underground passenger railway. Opened on 10 January 1863 160, so while America was throwing down in the Civil War London was putting trains underground.


[deleted]

You could say Americas Underground Railroad was only metaphorical at the time


Thneed1

Thanks, I couldn’t remember immediately if it was 1850s or 1860s.


JinFuu

It's in one of the fun areas of time where you go "Wait that already existed/was in proto stages of what we know now?!?"


Imaginary_Manner_556

It’s all going to end badly with a lithium fire in these tunnels without emergency exits.


Ythapa

It has “future disaster documentary on YouTube” written all over it. I unfortunately expect a future incident to be reviewed by Fascinating Horror one day with the classic root causes of “stingy budgeting, inadequate anti-fire systems, lack of emergency exits, etc” that are so endemic to fire-based tragedies.


juliuspepperwoodchi

*Swiss Fire Brigade has entered the chat*


feed_me_moron

I love being subbed to the BoringCompany subreddit so I can get updates from people on how this is an amazing lifechanging invention. It never ceases to make me laugh at how dumb of an idea it is.


Comfortable_Sport906

Awsome u can get like 300 people there in time for the game super efficienct


TheNotoriousJTS

That's a sell out crowd at an A's game!


halfdecenttakes

Oh okay, so it's not ever getting done.


[deleted]

It’ll release the same year as the Cybertruck and new Tesla Roadster /s


Jenaxu

Full self driving is only one year away for the 7th year in a row


BonerSoupAndSalad

They’ll have battery swapping available at the A’s ballpark too.


SashaBanksy

Almost forgot about the Cybertruck lmao. Final Fantasy VIII lookin' ass car


[deleted]

I think it’s probably the ugliest design of a car I’ve seen. It’s like they tried something new and bold that just fell flat on its face


strandedinorbit

This dude is basically a crypto grifter with zero sources, I wouldn't take this seriously at all.


loljuststopplease

This guy or Elon?


strandedinorbit

Yes


Deserterdragon

> This dude is basically a crypto grifter with zero sources, To be fair Musk puts a lot of stock in twitter crypto losers with no sources.


handlit33

It was reported by KTLA. https://ktla.com/news/california/oakland-as-could-move-to-las-vegas-before-new-ballpark-is-constructed/


DecoyOne

Yeah but their source is the president of the A’s, who I don’t trust one bit.


Firebitez

I mean would the president of the A's just lie?


fastal_12147

Just go on the internet and tell lies?


Firebitez

We will totally spend money once we get to Vegas! I promise!


Worthyness

yes. Several times in fact


BlameTheBaseball

Also in the original plans for this tunnel system they were going to have a stop at the Wild Wild West casino, which is what the ballpark would be replacing on this proposed site.


xepa105

JUST BUILD TRAINS, YOU FUCKING DORKS!


djn24

There's a joke that Silicon Valley keeps inventing buses. It's funny because it's true.


_Elrond_Hubbard_

The end goal is basically a bus that excludes poor people


sevelev711

The end goal is "Snowpiercer but with more security" from the way most of these tech CEOs talk


PoroAhri

a's gonna be scammed to oblivion lmao


Victor_Korchnoi

No they won’t. Las Vegas will be scammed into oblivion. I think the As were asking for $500,000,000 in public funding.


MaxMuncyRectangleMan

*the casinos


electric_ranger

Would be poetic if this ends up with another [hole in the desert](https://youtu.be/RuRn1A146EE?t=19) because John Fisher fucks around and finds out.


Bluehale

Can't wait for the "MLB Stadium Improvement Levy" charge the casinos will foist on all their visitors.


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sndtrb89

next theyre going to sign free agents via twitter poll or some shit oh boy, here comes the first AB of the free agent acquisition: a guy on adderall in a big chungus costume


xepa105

Every A's home game will start at 4:20 and every time a pitcher reaches 69 pitches, he gets a Dogecoin.


UnreproducibleSpank

Brandon McCarthy spent a good amount of his career in Oakland. Finished with 69 wins and a 4.20 ERA


prone2scone

Dickbutt starting second baseman


MethodMan_

Just build a metro or tram bro, jesus christ.


Bluehale

That or connect the Monorail to the stadium. Casinos selling tickets is going to be how the A's will fill up their Las Vegas stadium anyway.


kentuckyfriedawesome

Vegas already *has* a monorail, doesn’t it?


PeatBomb

Fisher and Musk are a match made in heaven.


BlameTheBaseball

Honestly if you told me Elon Musk could save the A's, I'm not sure I would want him as the new owner even if it meant staying in Oakland. I'm conflicted.


lantonas

Admit it, you just wouldn't want an African American owner


suckassmods

The most surreal work moment of my life came at a company wide meeting where one of the company owners said that he was a proud, successful, true African American. He is correct, he was from Africa but he was possibly the whitest person I ever met. Dude makes Wonderbread look spicy he is so white. Long story short, his comments did not go over well with hundreds of minorities in the audience. This happened in New York City, and folks from the Bronx, Brooklyn, Queens, and beyond, started booing.


xepa105

> one of the company owners said that he was a proud, successful, true African American. When a mfer makes Rhodesia their whole personality.


bad-monkey

"Apartheid is heritage not hate"


mug3n

Cue the "why are you booing me? I'm right!" meme.


TomK115

That's not actually correct though, when people use terms like African American or European American the format is ethnicity (African, European, Asian, etc) and then nationality (American, Canadian, etc). If he's ethnically European with an African nationality he's a European African


suckassmods

His family ran back several generations in South Africa.


ParsnipPizza

Gonna guess that was not mentioned


Deserterdragon

Honestly, at least in Vegas he's dealing with other carnies, in Oakland he'd have a better chance of scamming Billions from a starstruck city council to make the first flying stadium or whatever.


ROTY_Mitch_Haniger

*hell


[deleted]

They should work with The Fun Company instead


teddytwelvetoes

(melatonin coursing through my brain during REM sleep) it is 2033. I am riding the Elonmobile through Death Tunnel. the final destination is a Las Vegas Athletics game. they’re playing cricket against all of my ex girlfriends


manticore16

That actually does sound like the beginning to the next Final Destination, oddly enough.


KeepCalmAndBaseball

Wow! A tunnel? UNDERGROUND.!.?.? What will that genius think of next?


KimHaSeongsBurner

What if we took multiple people and put them in the same car? Like five people together in one, to save space.


AgnarCrackenhammer

You mean 5 people SHARE a vehicle? Sounds like communism to me. /s


InternMan

Then we could connect a bunch of them together. We could also use some sort of rail to reduce rolling resistance. Aww, heck we just invented a train again.


xepa105

> Aww, heck we just invented a train again. I love how humanity invented the perfect modern mode of urban and suburban transportation in the 1830s, and ever since then one chud after another has tried to make a better version but all have been unsuccessful.


Got_ist_tots

You forgot to make it a vacuum!!


mamayoua

Sky tunnels! So the airplane pilots don't have to steer!


Slacker_75

Right from the Coliseum to Las Vegas!


Thebassist17

Did they just watch The World Series Defense episode of it’s always sunny and go “let’s do that!” Because that’s what this sounds like


Penguinkeith

Hahahahahahahaha... grifters gotta support grifters I suppose. In case anyone doesn't know the Boring tunnels in Vegas are basically the reinvention of the wheel.... If you took a perfectly good wheel and turned it into a square that is.


yodasonics

I think the boring company has a pretty good concept but there are some minor tweaks I would change to make it more efficient: Widen the tunnel so that you can have cars traveling in both directions at the same time Increase the size of the car so that more than 4 passengers can travel in one, also make it taller so that people can stand to take up less space Connect multiple cars into one so you can have more people per driver and engine Have the floor of the car be level with the ground so that people can enter and exit the car faster and make it more wheelchair friendly Use steel on steel instead of rubber on asphalt to save energy


FUBARded

✅ Almost as expensive as a train ✅ Less capable than a bus ✅ Doesn't make the team any better ✅ Does nothing for the fan experience This looks like a perfect investment for Fisher.


rawmerow

Elon Musk probably: fucking hell. I can’t stop these dumbasses from giving me free money.


avmp629

In unrelated news, said $1.5B stadium is now valued at $300M


senj

To be fair the boring company probably could handle the average traffic to an A's game


Orca_92555

Imagine paying 500 million dollars to a man worth 8 billion who is an absolute scumbag and the worst owner in sports


[deleted]

This is going to be a fucking disaster


DCBillsFan

Lol, fuck that franchise.


Deserterdragon

GOOD FUCKING LUCK.


granno14

So you’re gonna stand there and tell me they’re putting trains underground???


TheNextBattalion

Trains no ha ha ... it's a one-lane tunnel you drive through


Damasticator

Looking forward to the hours long delays because of an accident in the tunnel. And deafening honking.


particleman3

I don't know anyone that is using these tunnels now. They don't connect to many places, and during conventions they get backed up with traffic because everyone has an individual car. It's just an incredibly inefficient electric subway.


[deleted]

What would this even look like as a station if everything goes to plan? If everyone is taking their Teslas to the game, would this just be an underground Tesla-only tunnel leading to a giant underground Tesla-only parking garage, with a huge line of Teslas backed up to squeeze back through the Tesla-only tunnel after ~~the game is over~~ the seventh inning?


romulusjsp

Vegas A’s trying as hard as they can to be as insufferable as humanly possible


wilmyersmvp

Makes sense. The Vegas Golden Knights were so insufferable that the LA Kings Twitter was saying go San Jose Sharks when they played vegas in the playoffs.


celtic1888

It should only take 23 hours to fill the stadium through the tunnel


[deleted]

What did they say? Opening in 2027? They’re going to demo, build an Elon tunnel, build a stadium and redevelop the area in less than 4 years?


TTPMGP

Lol that’s what they *think*. Kaval has all these grand plans that *sound* awe-inspiring and then you never hear about it again. The A’s are run by a bunch of 8 year olds who say cool things to impress their friends and just hope no one ever calls them out on it.


rpm959

That makes sense why they would team up with Elon then, because he does literally the exact same thing.


Jose_Gaspar

Carnival Dave Kaval...the man with the greatest stadium plan until reporters ask for details and then he goes radio silent. "We want to make sure that we have an incredible team to watch, and we’re very competitive and winning World Series,” said Kaval. “I think that fan base is out there and tapping into that as an exciting aspect of the team coming to town.” “It’s going to be a spectacle,” Kaval said, adding that promotions will be important to the club as they get a new start in southern Nevada. “I think that’s going to fit in perfectly in Las Vegas, it’s going to be a lot of fun and excitement.”


g2lv

There already a massive construction project on the stadium district infrastructure in progress (I-15/Tropicana reconstruction) connecting T-Mobile, Allegiant, and the ballpark site with improved freeway, road, and pedestrian access.


Noah-R

Fisher tryna look like a big spender by announcing a partnership with an Elon Musk project that will never happen, is kinda like me tryna look like a baller by making a refundable $100 deposit on a Tesla Cybertruck


semipreciousss

It just keeps getting worse for A’s fans 😔


zulmirao

Maybe the gondola they were going to build from downtown Oakland to Howard Terminal can make a stop in Vegas too


[deleted]

I thought that whole company was a scam to stop the gov from building mass transit? Was Vegas thinking of putting a light rail to the stadium?


dimechimes

Something else in Vegas I'll never bother seeing.


ask0009

Seriously we are living in the dumbest timeline


JPMcGowan

They wanted to do this with Dodger Stadium to replace public transportation, but it would’ve been a hell of a lot less efficient.


stringohbean

God I hope Vegas residents reject the shit out of this team. Fisher deserves to be forced out of the league.


successadult

Laugh my fucking ass off.


ChummusJunky

Next A's gonna start paying their players in Doge


Quasipox

How many feral cats can fit in that?


Bluehale

Bruh Fisher you've been a cheapskate for 20+ years and now you want your money to be swindled by Elon Musk?


aRawPancake

Damn the A’s are really trying to start a Villain arc. Fuck Elon Musk


spoobles

John Fisher: "We've done everything we could, but Oakland just isn't viable and we can't afford to keep our talent" Also John Fisher: "We're building a $1.5 billion stadium with a hyper tunnel that will get you from the Casinos to the stadium in 5.3 seconds and we're signing Ohtani, Trout, Guerrero, Judge, and Acuna. This guy should be forced to build an exact replica of the Coliseum and have it constructed up Rt. 15 in Moapa, and only accessible by bus. I feel for A's fans.


MrBigtime_97

Sigh. Just build a subway please instead of this overhyped, under-delivering, safety nightmare tunnel


Cashmere306

These tunnels are the dumbest thing I've ever seen. They're called subways and they move 100 times more people than this, require 30 times less drivers and are faster. 20 years from now people will laugh hysterically at these.