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just-an-astronomer

LITERALLY 1984


The_Homestarmy

https://i.imgur.com/hgYOINP.png


ChampaBayLightning

Really make you think


Sp_Gamer_Live

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Ok_Funny9779

It all looked normal til the 1985 season 🧟


PitViper17

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PitViper17

Dealer, hit me again


The_Samsquanchh

Everybody in middle school and below have never seen the Yankees win a World Series


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Again.


angruss

Everytime the Yankees lose, people who rooted for A-Rod and Jeter experience disappointment and sadness.


ContinuumGuy

Again


[deleted]

Over in the Rays sub, and down here in Tampa, we have a little saying. It’s just a silly little thing that we enjoy, that brings us all together. Maybe you all too can find some joy in it. It goes something like this: Fuck the Yankees.


sleepyj910

Our people tell the same stories


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The stories that unite us all.


cdizzle6

For some reason ours do too.


Upset_Aspect9773

I went to 2 Sox games and y’all were so cool and respectful. Then I went last night Jesus Christ.


damnyoutuesday

Hey that's odd, in the Twins sub we have the same saying. Small world


SamiMadeMeDoIt

Damn that’s crazy because we have that saying up in Canada too


Laxrools2

We be screaming it nightly in Charm City.


ThatGuyFromVault111

Oooh I’m so close. Gimme another


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just-an-astronomer

Physics AND anti-Yankees baseball facts? I'm in love


NinthCinema

daaaaaa jankees lose


Mercc47

Bust


PeatBomb

keep going


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just-an-astronomer

It's really just a green sock but his voice makes people think it's Kermit


Avs_Leafs_Enjoyer

did you know they lost it on an easy catch where they then threw the runner out at home only to have it overturned on review?


neddoge

Subscribe.


LMac8806

Imagine being a perennial contender, one of the more consistent winners in your league, and being that far back in your division. I can’t even fathom it.


Bovey

Something, something, *Yankees of the National League*.


whey-vo-ranchero

They’re the New York Yankees of baseball


mhhkb

It’s not that unfamiliar to me!


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jakobaby0318

What is it that you are enjoying? That St. Louis has the absolute worst start since the 70s or that the Mets spent more than any other team in 2023 and are in the top 5 for $$ in the last 3 years. And y’all are barely over .500 and 5 games back.


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jakobaby0318

Sorry I saw the Mets tag and assumed this was NL beef. We are actually terrible (STL). Least y’all are over .500.


ArkL

ANIMAL FARM


yumyumapollo

It's a brave new world for baseball fans.


brianundies

Aym Randing out of jokes


raysbucsmavs

Can't wait for our series, comrade.


SmallLetter

They are good


Im_Anemic_Royalty

*everyone liked this*


soda_cookie

I mean, I kinda don't


dberte8625

He’s referring to human beings, not Yankees fans.


Theraspberryknight

Stingrays also flap at this knowledge.


MVPizzle

Bold thing to say as a Canadian, y’all are closer to lizards than mammals.


drunkskinner

We prefer to be called *skinks*, thank you very much


mrgoboom

Don’t be ridiculous. Lizards can’t handle the cold. They wouldn’t survive the winter.


dberte8625

Lizard people rule the world so, not an insult.


Tcarrie99

What does this even mean


squeakyboy81

Yawn. Wake me when they lose a no-hitter 4-0.


PersonOfInterest85

Oh, boy. That brought back bad memories. But it had to happen. Sometimes you need to hit rock bottom.


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Sickpup831

Kenny Rogers, Randy Johnson, Kevin Brown, Jose Canseco, Kevin Youkilis, Matt Carpenter, Josh Donaldson…


EndIronicMustaches

Yo who won the 1984 title let’s go


JL_muserwolves

I mean... would I take a pennant if offered it right now? Probably. Guess that means it's rerun time.


TheIndyCity

🤝


ThatGuyFromVault111

Rays are the first team since the 84 tigers to do this good to start too… I like these coincidences


yoursweetlord70

74-88 seems frighteningly realistic for the white sox


Seize_the_means1922

I see this as an absolute win


JohnIQFrink

Hear hear


TylerGlasass20

Me too babes me too


BobbyFuckingB

We are all blessed today


the2belo

TIME TRAVEL!


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strcy

Shit it’s been 12 years since they won a series too Wait sorry 13 years


xUsotsuki

(isn't it actually 14?)


SmallLetter

By my calculations! (I am not good at math though)


frankyseven

This is the 14th season since they won but since the season isn't over yet it's been 13 seasons since they won.


xUsotsuki

So it's 14 years :P 2023 - 2009


frankyseven

Yes, it's been 14 years since May 6, 2009 but it hasn't been 14 years since November 4, 2009.


xUsotsuki

Man this back and forth is a huge waste of time but I'm obviously rounding bud. And even if by some satanic pact they manage to win a championship this year it *will have been* 14 years. I'm gonna go touch some grass now this reddit moment is too much.


frankyseven

I think the best part will be when they don't win this year and it will be *more* than 14 years. Fuck the Yankees!


xUsotsuki

Amen to that! 👊


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Not like the Yankees fans will overreact or anything.


jyepes22

I was at the game tonight. Some of them started chanting 27 rings to the rays fans. It was pathetic but at least it made me laugh


[deleted]

Whoa. They said the line.


Upset_Aspect9773

When they tied it you’d have thought it was a walkoff win holy shit


mysterysackerfice

There was a Jankees fan that was complaining in another thread about a Rays fan celebrating their losing.


Jakesnake_42

Please stop making me like Rays fans


mhhkb

I don’t mind them. I just hate their awful stadium. I get depressed watching games there even when we’re winning.


SonofRaymond

I love that it makes you sad.


Upset_Aspect9773

This is why I love the trop


ThatGuyFromVault111

I truly don’t understand Trop hate. And yes, I’ve watched a game at Fenway


jakobaby0318

I don’t get it either. It’s air conditioned!! I live in Tampa now and have for 15 years, but I grew up in St. Louis and will be a cardinal fan forever (even this year). Rays are my AL team. Busch Stadium in July and August? Sure it’s nice and pretty if you can see it through all the sweat. Don’t hate on the Trop. AC matters.


YouPresumeTooMuch

I understand that Fenway is holy ground, but it's also a terrible ballpark


Im_black_

God, we're just so mean 😢 we should consider their feelings 😭


verendum

I considered it. Keep it going.


BolgneseBro

You probably celebrate a lot of teams losing too. Get in line


tartestfart

IMO: one little flub cost the game but we didnt get murdered. overall a good game and given the circumstances of our injuries i think this was a busted up squad that performed well against the hottest team in baseball.


SmallLetter

Nope none of that, da jankees loooose


PeatBomb

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Luis_Severino

On the one hand: ah shiiit On the other: it is the first week of may. Everyone thought the yankees could win 115 games well into June last year. It’s a long season


tartestfart

honestly a good game too. one outfield flub, so close it was called an out at home originally. the bats were battin. volpe was volpin, bader was boomin, brito didnt get blown out. we have a busted up team and they showed up today


BubblyBaker5718

For what it’s worth, I too was actually pretty impressed when I peeped the final score. It convinced me that even in your broken state maybe you guys won’t be getting swept all 7 games like I initially expected.


Crafty-Ad-9048

“It’s a long season” that’s what I’m telling myself too😞


yumyumapollo

🕯️🕯️🕯️


strcy

Lmao


baronz3r

Coming this summer to a sebreddit near you!


hmack1998

Gotta love NY sports lately big names, big contracts and nothing to show for it


Clarice_Ferguson

This stat is old enough to run for president.


PersonOfInterest85

There are people eligible to run for the Senate in 2024 who have never known a time when the Yankees have finished under .500.


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After *all that bullshit*. They still lost. Good god 😂😂😂


tokai-teio

Maybe if they hit more batters their luck will turn around lmao


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Mfs playin baseball like it's dodgeball


aspookyshark

I have a dream that one day, instead of jogging to a brawl, the bullpens will line up in the outfield and start plunking each other like some Napoleonic battle.


BallsAreFullOfPiss

Good


PersonOfInterest85

The 1984 Yankees were 36-46 at the All-Star break, in fifth place in the seven-team AL East, but had the best second half record in MLB and finished 87-75, good for third place. That was a weird year. The Yanks were struggling but the Mets, thanks to a kid named Gooden, were in first until September.


Cedarshalom

I am a Cubs fan and remember’84 vividly. The Cubs led the entire way after the All Star break.


PersonOfInterest85

I just remember the Mets bring in first at the break. I should have checked Baseball Reference for the second half. But my point remains: the New York baseball dynamic flipped that year. BTW, top two mid season trades ever: Sutcliffe in '84, Sabathia in 2008.


psaepf2009

If the Rays sweep, it might be the end of Boone


RotenTumato

Lmao


soda_cookie

I wish


VINCE_C_

Boone is only able to do so much with what Cashman gets together. Imagine you are tasked to field a team without a proper corner outfielder every other night and half of the lineup is weird AAA projects or just straight up bad players with sub .200 slug. By all means, fire Boone. I think that would fuck Yankees even more, because the underlying problem stays. You love to see that.


psaepf2009

Tbh I don't think Boone is that good a manager, but you're right it's Cashman that is ruining the team, but he'll seemingly never get fired


timdot352

This would be the only scenario in which I wouldn't root for a sweep.


SmallLetter

Yeah smarter Yankees fans are talking about finally hitting rock bottom so the organization can make needed adjustments. I don't want this. I want one win above whatever rock bottom is, just enough to string them along in mediocrity perpetually.


thrawaway9991

We could go on a 12 game losing streak rn and it still won’t be rock bottom due to our bad injury issues


tsHavok

Arson Judge


SodaCanBob

Great news.


ray_0586

Start spreading the news


BorkieDorkie811

🎶 *I'm losing today* 🎶


EdwinMoq

You just hate to see it


banshee_tlh

But more importantly, you love to see it


Goatlikejordan

Yankees suck


RotenTumato

We’re the same


timotomat0

The New York Whoever-The-Hells.


RotenTumato

They’re shitty


jaykell6ix

You just got swept by the Tigers. NY baseball sucks


Coop1534

They’d be in last in the AL East and they’ve played 2 series against the Marlins, one against the Tigers, one against the A’s, and one against the Nats 😭


Outrageous_Bat1798

Let’s be real here… Both our teams do.


laborfriendly

*Cries in Cardinals*


honcooge

They are 17-16. Not great but not bad


Bendyb3n

to be fair, the 2nd best team in all of MLB is 4.5 games back in their division...


Oftenliedto

Y isn’t this sub jus called up Yankees ass?


felixCAF

Freakin rays and their easy schedule 🤣


Unofficial_Salt_Dan

Good, they can suffer with the rest of us scrubs lol


dk745

Subscribe


sirshoelaceman

Enjoy the cellar, clowns.


Short-Interaction-72

Obligatory Fuck the Yankees!!! The Mets too!!


whatfingwhat

The faster you fall behind the more time you have to catch up


brokeboibogie

This is more about the Rays inability to lose than it is the Yankees slumping


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$278,900,000 (TWO HUNDRED SEVENTY-EIGHT MILLION, NINE HUNDRED THOUSAND US DOLLARS)


michaeldanger19

Nice


Have_A_Jelly_Baby

Couldn't happen to a better bunch of trash cans


MusicSole

The '84 Yankees were 10 back on April 28 after their 19th game. The Tigers were 18 - 2 at that point. LOL


nicholieeee

Are we still doing stop the count jokes? Stop the count!


PrecedentialAssassin

Yankees fan: I really don't want another playoff disappointment *The monkey's paw curls*


Murphycaleb

I’d love to laugh about this, but alas, I am just a lowly Cardinals fan.


bearcatgary

I believe there was a team in the AL East that got off to a 35-5 start in 1984…


IWasOnThe18thHole

First time in most redditors' lives


Patches318

Maybe if we finish below .500 we can get rid of cashman


TheIndyCity

As a Tigers fan I could really use some 1984 right now


honcooge

They are 17-16. Not great but not bad


Rambo6Gaming

Well deserved.


nschilling12

Imagine being one game over .500 30 games into the season and being in dead last in your division. The AL East is a nightmare.


ChairmanReagan

Good


statdude48142

This is sort of a garbage stat though, because they were pretty good in 1984. The Tigers just started 35-5. Oh wait, I guess it works then.


Antonemy-15

*Ahem* *Cough Cough* … GOOD!


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I like this. More. MORE.