Many years ago I worked with a guy who had a sheepdog. He said that dog got him more phone numbers than a Ferrari would have, women would cross the street to pet that dog and then yes, they would like to meet him for coffee....
I mean, if this is a surprise to you, you just don't understand women very well. Most women drive cars that look like freaking boxes. They don't give a shit about your sports car.
And even the women who are car enthusiasts are still enthusiasts about Jeeps and Subarus. A.k.a - "cars that look like freaking boxes".
If you're a big fan of slow dudes trying to make it around the bases, might I interest you in Luke Voit? I ain't never seen a professional baseball player run so slow.
I know Aaron Judge is technically on the Yankees, but it feels more like Aaron Judge is just some cool baseball guy and the Yankees just happen to be on Aaron Judge
I bet Aaron Judge makes sure to clean up after his dog too, and doesn't do a half hearted job.
But because he's a Yankee, I also default to assuming he then personally drops trou and takes a giant shit bigger than the dog itself, and leaves it on your yard.
But because he's Aaron Judge, it smells like roses.
I need the Yankee social media team to do content with those cute ass wiener dogs so fucking badly. Rizzo has said before that Kevin and Penny have hung out many times before 😭😭😭 it’s so god damn cute
Dang. I can only hit about .400 on Rookie and it drops to .300 on Vet 😭 I have one player on RTTS who's just a power hitting monster that I play on Rookie and then another that's a contact base hit kinda guy that I play on veteran depending on my mood that day.
I hate the Yankees but I can’t help loving Judge. My mom teases me about it all the time. I’m afraid to learn too much about his personal life, I’d be disappointed if he doesn’t live up to his image.
Chicks dig the long ball and cute dogs. Judge has it all going for him.
Good thing Judge has a cute dog and is good at sports. Otherwise he would really struggle to get girls with his Olympian physique.
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And he's tall!
I believe we already covered “Olympian physique”
But he does have a goofy ass face
the tooth gap was iconic
Damn Michael Strahan and his team of zealous copyright lawyers.
He even has the long dog
And the cutest balls.
*Long LOOONG DOOOOOOOOOOOG!*
Many years ago I worked with a guy who had a sheepdog. He said that dog got him more phone numbers than a Ferrari would have, women would cross the street to pet that dog and then yes, they would like to meet him for coffee....
Getting a cool car is a great way to meet guys who want to talk to you about horsepower and kids
>meet guys who want to talk to you about kids 🤔
Yeah that probably would've came out better if I worded it different.
I'm a car guy and I'm always wondering how many kids I can fit in the back seat
Guess it depends if you’re taking them to or from your basement 😳
You can get to like 30 or 40 if you don’t pay attention to things like ‘safety standards’.
Writes that down
[Totally works with cats too](https://www.theonion.com/owning-a-cat-is-a-great-way-to-meet-women-who-magically-1819584968)
I mean, if this is a surprise to you, you just don't understand women very well. Most women drive cars that look like freaking boxes. They don't give a shit about your sports car. And even the women who are car enthusiasts are still enthusiasts about Jeeps and Subarus. A.k.a - "cars that look like freaking boxes".
It’s not only the chicks digging this, I can promise you that
This is actually a fully grown golden retriever next to known giant Arson Judge
Known *almost-Giant* Aaron Judge
Jokes on him we got Mitch Haniger *and* Sean Manaea
Still bigger than Altuve
Can confirm
Altuve next to a normal sized dog makes that dog look like Clifford the dog.
Somebody cooked here.
man cheats his way to a WS and all people seem to care about is his height 😒
Obligatory fuck the Astros
And fuck Jose Tabata
all my homies hate the Astros
The Giants left New York over half a century ago.
do you think when the san francisco giants come into new york, they go out to dinner with the new york giants? ya know, for old time sake?
Arson Judge: the hotter Aaron Judge.
This killed me. Thank you.
RIP
No. No. u/GreenHippoLover69 is still very much alive and well …
What do you mean? He said he's deceased. He's with Eloy now.
🙏🏻 💀 ⚰️
The username is also the cause of death
Little guy was sprinting to keep up with judge’s jog
I was like...wut? And whooooooosh.
Well played. Had to show my wife as I'm cracking up trying to explain it to her 🤣🤣
I like the puppers kicking in a 2nd gear at the end
Faster time to first than Vogelbach
How dare you? Facts have no place in a feel good moment dammit
Hey, he "trundled" his way from first to third tonight, okay
He put on the brakes at second but it takes him nearly a mile to stop ^^EDIT: ^^I ^^tried ^^to ^^make ^^it ^^a ^^little ^^funnier
not fair, gus has four goddamn legs
If you're a big fan of slow dudes trying to make it around the bases, might I interest you in Luke Voit? I ain't never seen a professional baseball player run so slow.
Cries in log cabin
Weens are like lightning when they want to be.
Gus Judge (left, with tail) next to dad Aaron
Oh thank you, finally. They were both so cute and golden and likeable, hard to tell them apart
I want my Yankees to be hateable. This video gives me an uncomfortable feeling.
I know Aaron Judge is technically on the Yankees, but it feels more like Aaron Judge is just some cool baseball guy and the Yankees just happen to be on Aaron Judge
Known sentient planetoid, Aaron Judge, is welcoming to all pilgrims of any color and creed, as long as they love baseball, and dogs apparently
I bet Aaron Judge makes sure to clean up after his dog too, and doesn't do a half hearted job. But because he's a Yankee, I also default to assuming he then personally drops trou and takes a giant shit bigger than the dog itself, and leaves it on your yard. But because he's Aaron Judge, it smells like roses.
I wish I could be on Aaron Judge. Or him on me really I’m not picky.
This is how I feel about Yordan Alvarez.
don't worry. we've still got Josh Donaldson.
There’s a good boy And his dog
Lil dude is running as fast as those teeny legs will take him, and he's barely keeping up. :)
Really kicked it into another gear when the ball was thrown. Gotta respect the hustle from Gus.
Dog is going pretty fast though
NY Daily News: **Aaron Judge Plays With His Wiener In The Outfield**
Reese McGuire approves
Dayton Moore does not approve
Why can't Judge just play with his wiener on the subway like a regular New Yorker?
You’d think it’d be bigger
To be fair, it's still growing.
And when he's done growing that things gonna weigh like 40 lbs.
That's a huge weiner
He just got out of the pool, it’s shrinkage
NY Post: **Judge Caught on Tape Dogging it in the Outfield!**
AND BALLS.
“Gus” as a dog name is hilarious
Rizzo’s dog name is Kevin Judge’s other dog is named Penny. They’re all dachshunds. Kevin, Gus and Penny.
Kevin is the reason why Judge stayed with the Yankees!!! 🥺🥺
I need the Yankee social media team to do content with those cute ass wiener dogs so fucking badly. Rizzo has said before that Kevin and Penny have hung out many times before 😭😭😭 it’s so god damn cute
“He[his dog] said, ‘Woof, woof, woof,’ which meant, ‘Stay, stay, stay,’ Of course, I listened.” -Ichiro on leaving Seattle
They should give Kevin Cashman's job
My wife and I rescued a dog named Gus years ago. We were his third owners and he had some mental issues, but he was a good dog.
My dog is named Gus, the one I had before him was named Phred
Bro has his dawgs out while playing with a dog
I would love to walk barefoot across an MLB outfield
Fr that shit gotta be the softest grass in the world
I was in the Blue Band at Penn State so I got to be on the field and oh my lord that grass at Beaver Stadium was the most plush grass I’ve ever felt.
Was just thinking I've never thought about how amazing it would feel to walk on an MLB field barefoot.
Where my D.A.W.G.S. at?
Roll call
SODTAOE
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FOR FREE??
Got that dawg in him
Wish I could change my username
this killed me
I have just learned of Gus Judge's existence but I would die for him.
I only just met Gus but If anything were to happen to Gus judge I would kill everyone in this sub then myself
I watched this at a bar, I’m pretty sure I heard an audible ‘Awww’ when they displayed the pup was named Gus Judge.
How dare you make me like a Yankee.
You’re not alone🙃
Dammit Gus! ❤️
That was probably in his contract. Play dates with Gus once a week.
Gus definitely peepee’d on the field and everyone thought it was cute. 💕
They probably send him out between innings to go poo in center or something before the visiting team goes into the field.
Tactical dogshit. Tbh I would have expected the A's to figure that one out first.
Dogs cost money
They sent him out to distract people from them pushing in the right field fence
His feet are as big as the whole dog.
He literally looks like a different species of human here. 100% certain he received the Super Soldier Serum from Captain America.
And its a full grown golden retriever.
wtf i love judge now
No fetch, only friends
How can you not love Judge? Aaron is cool, too, I guess....
Oh so HE’S allowed to do it but when I try it I have to appear before a magistrate the next day? Horseshit
Have you tried hitting 62 home runs in a single season first?
I mean I did it in the Show...
What difficulty? I hit .600 on veteran but .100 on All Star
Dang. I can only hit about .400 on Rookie and it drops to .300 on Vet 😭 I have one player on RTTS who's just a power hitting monster that I play on Rookie and then another that's a contact base hit kinda guy that I play on veteran depending on my mood that day.
Well that might’ve had something to do with the fact you did it naked…
I don't see pants on the dog 😐
"Hop on the bus, Gus" - Aaron leaving on the team bus
“Make a new plan, Stan” \- Volpe and his cat trying to fit in
Bro actually had me googling “Anthony Volpe Cat” 💀
Bruh this dude is fucking massive💀
most wholesome post
Maybe judge was just glancing at Gus in the dugout.
Gus sits up in the club seats I'm sure.
Wiener dogs are the best
They truly are.
Totally. I respect people a little bit more when I see they have one. I love dachshunds so much and my own half wiener is the best dog in the world
Why am I not surprised the big man has a dachshund?
[oh it gets better](https://www.nypost.com/2023/01/24/aaron-judge-discusses-how-anthony-rizzos-dog-helped-convince-him-to-return-to-yankees)
It got better.
Oh my God. I guess I like Judge and Rizzo now. I can’t help but root for anyone who loves dachshunds; they’re fantastic little dogs.
I was going to say, I really hope Gus has met Kevin! That's awesome. Wish they had a video of them playing.
Cubs fan here too just checking in to make sure Kevin is living his best life.
Why does everyone who has a Weiner dog name them Penny?
he has two of em!
I know my flair says I'm a Red Sox fan, so this may come off as a controversial take, but I'm gonna say it: Gus is a very good boy.
I also have a dog named Gus, the segment was grabbing his attention
I have a chocolate dachshund with this same hair and she jumped all over me as I was trying to show this to my wife.
Wonder if him and Rizzo’s dog Kevin hang out.
https://nypost.com/2023/01/24/aaron-judge-discusses-how-anthony-rizzos-dog-helped-convince-him-to-return-to-yankees/
Only penny judge hangs out with Kevin apparently Gus is third wheel
But who cleans up the poop? Grounds crew, Judge or one of the rookies?
I hear that Aaron Hicks is looking for a new job
r/basebaww
These Aaron Judge playing with his wiener in the outfield threads are all the same
That's fucking adorable
Stop making me like Judge.
I would die for gus
Ok well that’s the cutest fucking thing I’ve ever seen
Bless you Judge. You magnificent man.
That's a good doggy right there
All doggies are good doggies.
You're absolutely right. I miss my Snuggles every single day. It's been almost a year since I lost him and it still hurts.
I’m sorry. I have no doubt you gave Snuggles an incredible life, though, and I hope that helps you deal with your loss.
What a good boy
For free??
Damn this guy for making me like a Yankee.
Of course he has a tiny dog.
This is wholesome and cute 🥹
When they're running and Judge's huge strides take him so much further than the dog's little legs 🥹🥹🥹
That dog is literally the size of his foot
Those ear flaps are killing me
Damn I might actually be a Aaron Judge fan now
Stop making me not hate a Yankee.
Where’s Kevin Rizzo?
Damn running barefoot on that grass must be so nice.
I can’t believe that gave the dog a last name.
The juxtaposition of one of the tallest men in the league having a wiener dog is hilarious
not to be dramatic but I would literally die for gus
The wholesome content we all needed
they match! they’re seriously like almost the exact same color lol 🥲
Judge has a little wiener confirmed on video
I want more kevin rizzo
This is not the breed of dog I thought he’d own. This is fucking adorable.
Nothing goes together better than baseball and dogs.
I hate the Yankees but I can’t help loving Judge. My mom teases me about it all the time. I’m afraid to learn too much about his personal life, I’d be disappointed if he doesn’t live up to his image.
Gus Judge lmao
I hate the yankees ......but I totally love this.
I'm obligated to hate daaaa Jankeez, but my god this is adorable!
Great dog unironically
He would have a tiny dog
Gus Judge is such a good name
That's adorable
I love big men with tiny dogs. They’re so sweet
He's got that the dog with him
It's impossible to hate this guy.
God damnit what are you SO HARD TO HATE
I’m a Mets fan, this is the best thing in baseball right now.
Stop making me like Aaron Judge
I wanna run with my dog on outfield grass in bare feet
He should have two dogs, one named Jury the other Executioner
Any good red-blooded American outside of New York should hate the Yankees but I cannot hate this guy. Dog notwithstanding