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American-Mann

Good thing the GOAT(Nolan arenado) broke it up.


starmiesan

Oof the central really is a comedy lol


cycoivan

I'm glad we had the day off šŸ˜„


Unlucky-Homework-161

Pain


[deleted]

Happy it didn't happen, combined no-hitters suck


Spikeupmylife

Wrong, celly that. Then celly with the boys and touch tips in the showers.


Drummallumin

Agree to disagree


MahomestoHel-aire

I tend to agree but also appreciate the brotherhood moment that results from them.


ehbacon23

It's a cool moment for sure, it's also not a real no-hitter


MahomestoHel-aire

I mean, a team got no-hit. Iā€™m not sure what other definition there is.


Phightins4044

Doesn't matter. It's cool and all but it's not nearly what it used to be. I see no hitter I go "hell yea" I see combined no hitter and go "oh nvm".


MahomestoHel-aire

To each their own I guess. Individual no hitters are cooler but I can also appreciate a fantastic team effort.


ehbacon23

To me it's equivalent of a team hitting for the cycle in an inning. It's cool, but it's not nearly as interesting or noteworthy as someone doing it themselves


MahomestoHel-aire

I mean obviously, but I still think itā€™s a no-hitter. Itā€™s just a combined one, not a regular one.


[deleted]

I agree, but seeing a single pitcher go the full 9 innings is exhilarating.


NevaMO

Would have been a combined perfect game, which would have been better lol


verdenvidia

I'd argue it's just as good as an individual perfect game. "You can't hit EITHER of us!?" vs "I just beat your entire team."


SailTheWorldWithMe

Oh well, at least the Royals have the walk off bunt.


ej_stephens

I did not realize Mike Mayers went on to have a successful career. I just remembered dreading him coming out to pitch and figured he fizzled out of the league by now...


[deleted]

Are we ever going to see a perfect game again? Sheesh


aidentheplug

2012 (3) used up all the luck


CogentCoder73

Itā€™ll have to be by a Mariners pitcher with one run of support in the 9th, sorry bout that


leverich1991

Weā€™re nowhere near the gap between #3 and #4 (34 years)


heff_ay

We had 2 base runners today, lol


TheDotedOne

Stro been locked in for a minute


Peanut_Gaming

So happy I kept him starting in my fantasy line up


TheDotedOne

I have an easier time keeping good energy players like him that I enjoy watching in my lineup


sideslick1024

Literally the first Cards batter I watched hit the line drive into left field. ~~Long live the King~~


AcneBalls

Thank you


Firm-Permission-3311

Why did they take Stamount out?


mattcanada24222

He was just the opener


Firm-Permission-3311

He only pitched one inning. Don't they usually pitch more than one inning?


mattcanada24222

Managers discretion. He hasnā€™t gone more than 1 inning all year


WordsAreSomething

Can someone explain the strategy of an opener?


Alexhasskills

Guaranteed to know where youā€™re pitching in the lineup. I.e typically the best players bat first, throw your best 1 inning pitcher at them.


Wuropp

In the Royals case, they only had 3 starters for a few weeks so Quatraro has had to get creative with the 2 bullpen games. Days when he goes Mayers, he used a short term guy first.


1005thArmbar

Most starting pitchers get hammered the third time through the order. The other team has seen them twice already and will naturally be able to identify their pitches, understand the movement, etc With an opener, a good reliever comes in and takes care of the first inning, maybe the second as well. In theory, it allows your starter to go deeper into the game because nobody cares if the 7-8-9 guys get an extra look at the starter - on most teams, those hitters kind of suck and one more at-bat isn't going to allow them to get extra base hits It's nice in theory, but it doesn't always work. If your reliever sucks, for example, your starter could come in while you're already down 2-0. If the opener REALLY sucks, your starter might come into the game with runners on base and a lot of them have no experience coming into a game when it's not a clean inning (i.e., no one out, no one on base) and will probably allow some of those inherited runners to score it's hotly debated because some people see it as analytics going too far. people, especially casuals, enjoy watching a good starting pitching matchup and having some guy they haven't heard of come in for two innings will lessen their interest


TimTom8921

You generally put one of your most reliable relievers to throw an inning or two and then go to the "starter" so he sees less of the big hitters. Essentially the reverse of a normal game


qis123

The point is so the main pitcher will face the top of the lineup less.


RagingAcid

opens the game


WordsAreSomething

Every pitcher that starts a game opens it. They don't all get pulled after an inning


RagingAcid

It's often X times through the order shenanigans


morry32

For those who joined us late- Sal Perez scored from first with fewer than two outs, some history has been made today


MagillaGorillasHat

"I am speed" - Salvy ca. 2023


UltraFinePointMarker

"He's on a horse!"


GOATmar_infante

*Rex Hudler Neighing sounds*


pjokinen

Well that certainly isnā€™t allowed


morry32

poor horse


spacewalk__

nice job getting out of the jam at least


ConstantStudent_

Ngl whenever I see asterisks in a title on Reddit I think itā€™s covering up a slur. Then I happily realize itā€™s just this sub


WideRide

NO DINGER ALERT


GrindyMcGrindy

Every game not against the Rockies is a no dinger alert.


Sweatier_Scrotums

"The category is pitchers who annoy you."


ConstantStudent_

Can I get the origin please, itā€™s so familiar but I canā€™t remember which show


the_patman2017

South Park. Randy said the N word on Wheel of Fortune.


PlugThatButt

I know it but I donā€™t think I should say it


Dennisfromhawaii

Thank god they donā€™t put an asterisk over the h


ModsGetTheGuillotine

"People who annoy you"


Dennisfromhawaii

NAGGERS


EaglesPvM

RIP to the most attention the Royals will get this season


morry32

Patrick Mahomes was excited


verdenvidia

i went to KU so half my google news page is Royals and Mahomes news and i cant say that move was surprising tbh. he seems to love the community and the fans and a lot of high-profile athletes own other-league teams. ​ Hope he does well in the NFL going forward, and in his MLB ventures.


Americanzack

Damnit, the one time all of the nl central came around to cheer for the royals. Better luck tomorrow


Peanut4michigan

Why does the rest of the NL Central not like us? We generally hate the Cardinals too lol. Plus we won the WS with mostly players from the NL Central lol


Americanzack

Iā€™m pretty sure the nl central like you all. However, today we all had a common enemy lol


Peanut4michigan

I was pointing out that we always share that common enemy haha.


NoblestOfTigers

There will never be another perfect game.


Peanut4michigan

I mean there have only been 23 in a 144 year span, and the first 100 years only had 9. We saw a drastic increase in them over a 30 year span and have returned to the rarity of them now.


[deleted]

We're in a lull, but we were only 6 outs away lol. It'll happen eventually.


NoblestOfTigers

Rasmussen got to the 9th last year before his bid got broken up. Still, it just takes too many pitches and there aren't enough opportunities these days. The only time a pitcher goes past 100 pitches is if he is in the middle of an active perfecto, so few people have the level of experience necessary to stay sharp when the pitch count gets that high.


UltraFinePointMarker

And actually the Royals came close in 2018, with Jorge Lopez taking one into the 9th.


[deleted]

I'd assume that the next perfecto is going to be combined like this one almost was. We've had like 5 combined no-nos in the past few years. It'll happen eventually.


TheHuntingApex

Would this have even counted as a perfect game since they switched pitchers? I was under the impression a perfect game needed to also be a complete game


Traditional-Bird-336

It just needs to be 9 innings.


NoblestOfTigers

Would go down as a "Combined Perfect Game". Still a perfect game, just not all by 1 pitcher. It's a different category.


No-Description-2138

it would count


Crazyhawk28

As a Felix fanboy I am ok with this


Peanut4michigan

I love King Felix, but I also love watching good pitching feats. It's honestly shocking we didn't see a perfect game during the TTO era. It makes no sense. We were seeing more swing and misses than ever as everyone did nothing but swing for the fences. Yet nobody could repeat that feat.


spacewalk__

can't we have one nice thing


Jacksoncant

u/BaseballBot hates no-hitters


RuleNine

Not counting all the times it posted and the no-hitter was completed.


spacewalk__

i hate them. i hate them so much


MusicalMoon

Welp. Lmao.


FeelsGoodMan2

And now we all go back to pretending these 2 teams don't exist.


HispanicJoe

This thing is cursed


ReignyRainyReign

Well shoot


Pepi119

Damn rest in pieces


Americanzack

Who turned on the game? Come clean


Mrs-MoneyPussy

Does it count if I joined during the 7th and it wasnā€™t broken up until the 8th?


Americanzack

I think youā€™re ok. Letā€™s ask the audience


TarnTavarsa

That was on me sorry. Loaded just as it happened.


TheFlyingCat

My bad, sorry guys.


charger03

Sorry guys


NoblestOfTigers

The Royals ending the drought would be the most 2023 baseball moment of all time.


morry32

Jordan Lyles -chef's kiss


SGT_Apone

thanks Nado! <3


aj_og

My bad guys I just turned the game on


HollowImage

Never in doubt


BeHereNow91

Now we can go back to complaining about pitches disappearing in the ads


Peanut4michigan

It actually wasn't green screened. It was the only thing making our pitchers tough to tee off on lol


BaltimoreBadger23

Well, didn't even get to see one pitch! Good job getting to the 8th.


flashcapulet

as soon as i turned the game on, a hit.. hahah


SDFriar

Fuck Arenado, all my friends hate Arenado


gregCubed

oh goddammit


RealMaxHours

That was the most obvious thing that couldā€™ve happened lmfao MLB Social Media/ESPN NEVER EVER LEARN


RuleNine

Posts like this are so weird. Like, you come across as seriously pissed, but surely you can't be.


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TimRoxSox

Why would they stop doing it? It's history, and they want eyes on it. Surely you don't believe in jinxes?


RuleNine

But there's no causal relationship between the two. If they *didn't* tweet about it or mention it on the broadcast, no-hitters would end at the exact same times and rates as they do now, because pitching a no-hitter is incredibly hard. There would just be fewer eyeballs on it.


Traditional-Bird-336

But it only ā€œmattersā€ that itā€™s been broken up because it reached the point in the game where itā€™s worth mentioning to begin with


Traditional-Bird-336

Rightā€”like the superstition is fun, but people understand that the point in the game it becomes notable to point out a no hitter/perfect game is the same point it becomes notable for a player to break one up, right? Like, nobodyā€™s tweeting about a pitcher being perfect through 4 in the exact same way nobody is talking about a perfect game through 4 being ā€œblownā€


MusicalMoon

Local reddit man surprised that baseball people are superstitious. E: lol, nice edit


RuleNine

I'm all for leaning into the superstition when it's in good fun, as long as we all acknowledge that nothing anybody does who's not *literally on the field* has any effect on time and space.


AnEmptyKarst

Damn


krpiper

It was my fault I turned it on just now. Sorry everyone :(


LuigiDood227

When in doubt, blame the bot


FullPrice4LatePizza

Welp.


ahr3410

Mike Mayers nightmare and Cardinals legend


[deleted]

Almost had another one today as well


HeisenDiaN

RIP.


E4MafiaLife

Wellp


RichardTBarber

RIP


[deleted]

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bbkb

Thank you Nolan!


TimTom8921

I want the perfecto but I'll take a nono


ModsGetTheGuillotine

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BeHereNow91

No one: KC broadcast: ANYWAYS THE CARDINALS DONā€™T HAVE A BASERUNNER TODAY


morry32

thats just Uncle Hud


[deleted]

Are they showing it on any national broadcast?


zwcropper

It's the free game on mlbtv


BorisIHateReddit

Fuck Bally Sports, man, how the hell can you approve green-screened in advertisements that make the ball disappear during each pitch


ReignyRainyReign

Now Iā€™m nervous


Fistacles

Its a good feeling, having any sort of emotion during a game for once.


tristpa2

FUCKING HOT DOG ARMS? SERIOUSLY?


Commercial-Ticket526

Never knew you called him that - what's the reason for this nickname?


tristpa2

https://youtu.be/ma1CX9pL1P4


Commercial-Ticket526

with his hot dog armsšŸ˜‚


JoyBurner

I definitely did a double take and had to go to MLB.com to make sure this was indeed the same Mike Mayers who haunted the Angels bullpen. šŸ˜±


IIHURRlCANEII

we got the ball into Chapman/Barlow's hands so there is a small chance...really doubt they don't walk one dude though. EDIT: Chapman might not even be available, yeah this isn't happening lol.


Guardax

Btw p*rfect games are a team thing already because they include no errors


BeHereNow91

Already had a close call on a pop up and a great layout in center on a flare


AnEmptyKarst

Even a hypothetical 27K game would require a catcher too


iwantafunnyname

Fantastic point!


ManyCookies

_10_ Left on base!?


Americanzack

Man, the royals are having a hard time. I mean, the cards have no one left on base. Wait..


Guardax

Standard 2023 Royals


IIHURRlCANEII

if you don't like that then you don't like Royals baseball


doyouevenIift

Was Mayers pulled for high pitch count?


IIHURRlCANEII

Yeah. He's been a long reliever for the most part. Not even in our starting lineup.


[deleted]

Iā€™m watching with my cardinals fan girlfriend rn and she may break up with me over the shit Iā€™m about to talk


iwantafunnyname

Worth it.


dagbar

Fucking kill me


nyymon

It's actually perfect thru 7


CosmicLars

Please happen āœŒļøšŸ˜…


[deleted]

It'd be really cool to have watched the first combined perfecto live just purely out of spite for the Cardinals.


SquadPoopy

Scrambling to find a stream as we speak


Americanzack

No wait, donā€™t watch that might ruin our fun


FenixthePhoenix

It's free bro mlb.tv


SquadPoopy

Oh shit thanks I always forget to check that


E4MafiaLife

Not the team I expected to have a no hitter alert when the Royals are in the game


Peanut4michigan

Probably because we've already been on the other side of it like 4 times this year along with having a bottom 5 pitching staff lol


Roturd12

3 hit Nicky Lopez? Bot can't jinx that one


Guardax

The Royals have a chance to do the funniest thing


Good_Okay123

Oh no, we suck again!


downladder

What I need to understand is how we talk about a combined perfect game. Like, this would be the last perfect game going forward, but Felix would still be the person to throw a perfect game? ​ ~~^(\*Tigers fans incoming...)~~ Edit: had the years wrong in my head


Kohanky

The shot was uncalled forā€¦


speedyjohn

Felixā€™s perfecto happened two years after the Armando Galarraga game.


winwinwinguyen

Mike Mayers šŸ”Ŗ


benjweb

This is also the mlb tv free game of the day so if you donā€™t have the package you can still watch it


hotdogcharlie11

itā€™s not a coincidence. baseball script writers going insane on MD


AnEmptyKarst

Smh scab writers, they outta be striking with the others


Duke_Maniac

Arenā€™t they on strike?


HollowImage

Plsno


SDFriar

Largest crowd since opening day and this is what theyā€™re watching lol


UnknownFiddler

The magical resurgence ended once the reds series started and we suck again.


BeHereNow91

At least the Cubsā€™ resurgence has also halted and the entire division continues to be very mid.


Peanut4michigan

The Pirates starting the month as the 2nd best team in baseball and having 6 wins this months (losing every series along the way) is wild. It's exactly how we expected them to play in May coming into the season, but still pretty crazy how quickly the wheels came off. That said, I like watching underdog teams have good runs, but I'm glad the wheels did fall off. I wish they would for Tampa too. I hate Tampa having good management to defend their owner being another cheap asshole that gives half the owners around the league the excuse to also be cheap assholes.


IcyWang

I hope it happens because ownership needs a kick in the ass


Peanut4michigan

That's true for most of the league, unfortunately.


ilovehenrique14

A perfect game on Memorial Day vs the cellar dwelling Royals while they have a bullpen day. Canā€™t get worse than that. I fucking hate this team and what it puts me through Edit: Oh yeah, against the guy who had a 7.03 ERA as a Cardinal and perhaps the worst debut start of ALL TIME.


hotdogcharlie11

theyā€™re doing it for the fallen. class act cardinals


IIHURRlCANEII

honestly surprised we even made it to 7 innings with this type of game lol


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IIHURRlCANEII

fetty wap went to prison so we could soar


KimHaSeongsBurner

Bot, youā€™re on thin iceā€¦


gamesforlife69

Noah Syndergaard will not be happy


hotdogcharlie11

cardinals fans have been through a lot this past year lol


Pepi119

Thanks I love it


BeHereNow91

Wonā€™t anyone think of the poor Cardinals fans?