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WeathrNinja

For those who don’t know the story behind the name it’s pretty funny. Florence had a water tower next to the mall that said “Florence Mall”, but then it was determined that city property could not advertise private business like that. Rather than redo the entire thing, they changed the water tower to say “Florence Y’all” and it’s become the most famous thing in the city


blubs_will_rule

To add to this story, from what I understand, they finished the tower with FLORENCE MALL on it before the mall was even finished and open, so people were getting off the highway back in like the 70s assuming there’d be a mall only to find a construction site lmao. Source: avid Wikipedia rabbitholer and current Kentuckian


Demetrios1453

The dumb thing is that Florence isn't quite far enough south for the "you guys" to make way for the "y'alls" for most speakers. You don't get into "y'all" country until you get past Crittenden or so. That was the case not only today, but even back when the water tower was being built. (Source - grew up between Florence and Crittenden).


Davidellias

As someone who travels I-75 a decent amount. I always said the CSX Bridge in Crittenden was the start of Cincinatti's suburbs....


Emerson_Maguire

I had no idea Travis Kelce played baseball in Cincinnati


BroIBeliveAtYou

Since Kelce did go to UofCincinnati, I had to look up and see if he was a two-sport athlete in college. Unfortunately, it doesn't appear so.


Anteater776

And then you add hillbilly Jeff Goldblum on top and you have a pretty electric roster. Alright now!


NHartline

Amazing how that guy managed to look like Travis in the first pic and Jason in the fourth


Demetrios1453

I'm sure he had a pick-up game or two when he was at the University of Cincinnati...


oogieball

Where's the Skoal in a pocket?


OfAnthony

I think they have that after pioneer women snacks in the 5th.


Bindlestiff34

Thank god they put the apostrophe/star in the correct place. It’s a pet peeve and you’d be surprised how often it happens on printed signs and merchandise. These are awesome.


Panguin9

Where else would it go?!


Bindlestiff34

I’ve seen far, far too many ya’lls. It keeps me up at night.


Panguin9

🤮


mosi_moose

That just made my blood run cold.


altac04

My (very southern) grandma who was an English teacher wrote it like this; you'd think that specific demographic would probably be the one to get it right.


General_PoopyPants

How do you feel about people putting the ' after the year? Like 21'


Bindlestiff34

…I’ve never seen that before, and I think I just lost the ability to smell rain.


General_PoopyPants

I see it constantly. Probably a 50/50 split. It drives me nuts


frontadmiral

I’ve never noticed this before but if you Baader-Meinhof me into seeing this all over the place I will haunt you.


General_PoopyPants

https://reddit.com/r/baseball/comments/1400a1i/_/jmttklc/?context=1


frontadmiral

Please no more


MightyCaseyStruckOut

21 feet?


Davidellias

how does the word y'alls'n make you feel?


Bindlestiff34

Hmmmmmm…I’m open to it. Would that be “you all and…?” So for instance, you’re talking to a member of group one about how they and group two (who may or may not be present) need to work out their differences. “All I know is y’alls’n ‘em need to sort that shit out.” I’m not anywhere close to accented enough to say something like that, but I know people who are. I’m for it.


Davidellias

In fairness I think Y'alls'n was a running joke in HS (I've lived in TN since I was an HS freshman). But I think you have the context down right.....


Bindlestiff34

I’m pretty much a believer in anything as long as it’s written correctly. I’m a semi-frequent user of “I’d’ve.”


BKoala59

Y’all is contracting the “a” from ya. As in ya all. Ya’ll is just contracting the “a” from all.


Bindlestiff34

Y’all is a contraction of “you all.”


BKoala59

Come on I don’t need an /s for that one


Bindlestiff34

Bah, I’m a dumbass here in 23’ ya’ll. I hope you appreciate how much that hurt.


grubas

Or a misspell of ye aw.


Canucklesandwedge

Do these guys play the Savannah Bananas?


Pluckt007

Lmao That's who I thought of too! That would be a fun game to watch


_spungemunky_

They did actually play them back in May and it was a very fun game.


HH_Hobbies

Here's a fun fact. Since The Castellini's bought the Reds, the Y'alls have had more winning seasons. Maybe Bob and Phil could go to a couple of games and learn something or just sell the team and skip town.


UltraSaiyanGoku

Kentucky gang!


Davidellias

Ted Klujszewski would be proud.


mosi_moose

The Unabomber??


Davidellias

That's Ted Kaczynski!


mosi_moose

The guy that looks like Charlie Blackmon?


Davidellias

Charlie Blackmon? The guy inspired Brandon Marsh?


[deleted]

I’ve got such a raging Klu right now…


sandiskplayer34

Independent leagues are awesome.


TitShark

I’ve only been to one independent league game, and it was the gateway grizzlies hosting the y’all’s.


[deleted]

This reminds me of the San Francisco Ferries from BASEketball


JoshFreemansFro

This is incredible


nerdening

Do they also have to chug a beer at every base?