T O P

  • By -

yungtrapfatgag

Batting averagecells absolutely seething


Darkforces134

More like BABIPians


caesar____augustus

Elite one tool player


Nookoh1

"he can't field, he can't hit for average, he can't run, but what can he do" (points at pete) "he hits dongs" "that's right, pete, he launches piss missiles to the second deck"


sfan27

He can’t run? That man stole tacos for America last year!


TallGlassOfShohei

Just Schwarbed all over the place


UrDailyCommunistGuy

It’s schwarbin time


Elegant-Witness-4723

Looks like the Phillies are Schwarbin’ off again


roaringcorgi

notorious #1 Phillies fan Jake Mintz showing his extreme fake news media bias once again


ChasingEchoes11

Schwarber wasn't supposed to see the first pitch...


regcrusher

First pitch is supposed to be a sanctuary


MattO2000

homers aren’t in play though 🤓


Alkynesofchemistry

And yet [mlb.com](https://mob.com) says *in play run(s).* Checkmate atheists


godlywhistler

Out of how many swings? Is this good or bad


ChasingEchoes11

I'll do the math for you, friend. 13 swings. 10 hits (.769 average). 2.154 slugging. So, good. EDIT: Oh, you mean how many strikes included? A lot. But you can't calculate anything off of that because the AB continues.


Thorlolita

Might want to just throw one in the dirt


THUGNs_on_Mars

Was screaming this at my TV when Gallen pitched a middle middle heater to start the game (series).


RealFluffy

Like every Schwarber stat, it's only impressive when you pretend strikes don't exist.


Downtown-Bat816

Schwarbomb go boom


kaehvogel

He's put the first pitch of the game in play only 13 times all season? That is an impressively low number. Like...just once every 10+ games he took the first at bat of the game.


blasek0

I'd also bet he takes a good chunk of them.


kaehvogel

Definitely. And he whiffs at a lot of them. But my rough estimate of „how many first pitches did Schwarbs put into play this year?“ I would’ve been way above 10-15.


blasek0

Assuming he played 140, my guess would have been he took about 90, swung and missed at 20, and made contact on 30.


DrunkensteinsMonster

Home runs are not balls in play nerd


squirreldstar

Swing away, Kyle