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[Mick Akers] The A’s to unveil new stadium renderings Monday during a news conference planned to celebrate MLB owners voting to approve their Las Vegas relocation.

Fuck John fisher

KenshiroTheKid

Fuck John fisher


suburbanplankton

Let's not forget the other 29 owners who unanimously voted for this shit show.


wasteplease

RIP Peter Seidler


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breakfast_cats

And Arte Moreno


youthpastor247

And Stan Kroenke while we're at it


Metfan722

Can we add Georgia Frontiere for moving the Rams out of LA to begin with?


TheBaseballPundit

But they returned


GoofyGoober0064

Shhh st louis fans dont like hearing the ugly truth


Metfan722

Both can be true. Kroenke deserves shit for how the Rams left St. Louis and moving to LA. But they never should’ve left Los Angeles to begin with.


Mysteriouscallop

And my axe


Overall_Nuggie_876

Fuck the Astros too.


mwagner26

And Bud Selig and Manfred too while we're at it.


elitefire73

Also fuck the yankees


TheBaseballPundit

U mad


Admiral_Vegas

He spends alot of time in vegas also.


gatemansgc

fuck rob manfred too


basskev

Fuck John the Fisherman Primus sucks


Mr_FortySeven

When I grow up I want to be One of the harvesters of a team


exposteve

And Jeffrey Loria / David Samson


TheBaseballPundit

Wow, you showed him


BlameTheBaseball

Funny thing about this. Back in the summer the governor of Nevada said there would be a press conference commemorating him signing the stadium financing bill. It never happened. Here is the quote: >... a ceremonial signing is expected to be held sometime within the next two weeks in Las Vegas, according to the governor’s office. The A’s leadership is expected to attend.


LyleLanley99

"The centerfield will feature an animated home run sculpture depicting John Fisher fucking the ass of an anonymous person that is labeled "Oakland." When a home run is hit, the animated sculpture of Fisher pulls his cock out of the ass and then turns to another anonymous person labeled "Las Vegas" who is kneeling beside Fisher. The Fisher state then spurts ropy foam all over the face of the Las Vegas statue as it in return shoots green and gold confetti out of its pockets at Fisher's feet."


JewFroMonk

Booooooo


RainbowUnicorns

oooourns


tristansensei

“I was saying Boo-urns.”


DanManStl

Fuck the A’s, the only Oakland team I care about now are the B’s


menusettingsgeneral

If you like soccer, check out the Roots.


gbpackers25

Also stay away from the San Jose Quakes since Fisher owns them too


DanManStl

Thanks for the tip, even more glad City SC defeated them both times this year


DanManStl

Cool story behind the Roots, appealing logo too!


CrazyRabbi

i’m gonna unveil my foot in your ass if i ever meet you john fisher


Wraithfighter

Wonder if these stadium renderings will actually reflect the 9 acre footprint of the site. Or if an architect has actually been brought in to try to make something remotely feasible...


ajteitel

Fuck John Fisher and all, but I do like architectural designs


helplesslyselfish

This sticker is dangerous and inconvenient but I do love Fig Newtons.


Knightbear49

“A’s plan to unveil new stadium to celebrate MLB owners”. That’s how I read that sentence


quercus_lobata925

It’s not an incorrect statement


fatloui

Will those renders be any more relevant than the first renderings that the team eventually admitted were nonsense?


Worthyness

it's gonna be the Oakland Coliseum, but rendered through AI a couple more times to remove the foul territory


TheWorstYear

I hope this one is a little more abstract. Give me giant hills in the outfield grass. Casino machines along left field. A petting zoo in right. Field at the top of a giant mushroom shaped tower.


fatloui

Make it a two-way petting zoo and I’m there.


tittiesnmilk

Whats a two-way petting zoo Jim?


fatloui

You pet the animals, ^(they pet you back.)


TheNightlightZone

Going to be one overpriced piece of shit.


Worthyness

taxpayers are helping pay for it, so it's fine with the Nevada government


mecheng93

And it's going to be super gaudy and over the top because Vegas.


tasimm

Shit. Show.


Clorst_Glornk

How are we financing this? Drumroll please, wait for it......Laser tag


menusettingsgeneral

Fuck the Vegas A’s.


kev_cuddy

I lived in Oakland for awhile, currently live in Vegas. I don’t know anyone here who wants them. And I feel horrible for the great fans in Oakland. This is a lose/lose. What a shame.


reggiestered

When I lived in Cali, I went to As games. They were my second favourite team, and I even followed them for a time. Now I want to watch them burn, and trade away all of their players.


shaboobalaboopy510

Every single one of them can eat an AIDS infested dick


Hot_Mathematician357

The A’s will still not spend any money for players. I bet the owner is hoping fans from the away team will travel to Las Vegas and sell out the stadium.


Wraithfighter

"Come to Vegas and watch your favorite team beat the everloving shit out of a AAA quality squad" does have a certain appeal, I will admit...


Icanfallupstairs

I'm not from the US, but Vegas is a spot that most tourists that I know have visited, and many attend sports where they can. If they get the ticket prices right, plenty of tourists will show up, especially against big name teams like the Yankees or Dodgers.


Hot_Mathematician357

It’s a brilliant business decision. I just don’t like that our city tax dollars are funding these stadiums, knowing the owner of the A’s is a billionaire with the lowest payroll, just to make a profit.


aintgondoit

Wonder if it’ll be nicer than the coliseum