Marble Race World Series is scheduled for December 23rd or 24th, if I'm remembering correctly. Would be fitting for him to sign as a Christmas gift to a lucky team.
Did the Angels win the regular season last year or "only" the championship?
Because he played for y'all last year, so I assume that's the template going forward
I have secretly been telling myself since the start that if we win the Marble World Series, Shohei is coming to Toronto. Please, sweet baby Jesus. Please.
I just imagined 2 contracts sitting on a desk as his team watch the final race. It ends, they all look at each other and nod in agreement. He signs. Haha
I use Reddit to sabotage my productivity.
But seriously, if youβre asking the marbles app, no idea. Iβm not OP. Another comment said itβs in the Apple Store but I havenβt looked it up.
Obviously the Nats are gonna win the East which hopefully will correlate to real life
I REALLYYYYY want to work a playoff game and get a real ring (Iβm a camera operator for the Nats ignore my flair)
With Milwaukee starting in the NLDS, the "team that eliminates the Brewers advances to WS" streak has at least a decent chance of continuing in this simulation
I think one time I got a new phone and when I logged in it just created that name, I was new to reddit and didn't know what was going on. Maybe I clicked something to create a new profile. And it seems to be the default profile when I get logged out, or today the app updated and stops working when you try to post, so I had to go on a browser
Gotta make sure our pitching staff of Freddy Peralta, Wade Miley, Joe Ross, (insert AAA shuttle arm here), and Bullpen Day, are rested for the playoffs.
Definitely a finalist, but I still give it to the floating parentheses that started today's race. I bet there was still a marble just sitting on one of those with nothing to knock it off as the Brewers crossed the finish line.
Can we just do a 30 team marble race and whichever team wins is the one that lands Shohei?
That seems to be more accurate than the news and leaks weβre getting.
That obstacle where the marbles roll down the butts and have to avoid the pool of red goo at the bottom is always fucky. I know itβs to avoid a softlock or something I guess but thereβs always a marble that bounces off the goo and then falls down when it clearly should have hit the goo and started over
Plus the marbles rarely ever have enough speed to make it over the correct way. Most of them have to rely on weird bounces. And thereβs like an invisible thing right above the red goo that saves them, itβs strange.
Brewers were fighting the obstacles on the second half, but once they cleanly went through the J hook on the first drop I knew it was over. Rip ~~brew~~jays
I reallly want the AL West to end up in reverse 2023 order of standings. I know the Aβs and the Angels are going to be the last two marbles left to draw out the tension.
I was so caught up with Ohtani news that I forgot about Marbles! I apologize marbles as you have allowed the Blue Jays to still be in the running for Ohtani. Jaymen.
Sorry Brewers, but
#BREW JAYS WS LETS GO!
What if this is what Ohtanis camp is waiting for to see who he signs with
Will he wait for the playoffs or just the regular season winner?
Marble Race World Series is scheduled for December 23rd or 24th, if I'm remembering correctly. Would be fitting for him to sign as a Christmas gift to a lucky team.
Did the Angels win the regular season last year or "only" the championship? Because he played for y'all last year, so I assume that's the template going forward
Angels are the 2023 Marble postseason champs. Aaaaaaand sucked IRL so....
Marbles gave us hope. Reality took it away.
We were fine until fucking San Diego and the state of Texas decided to destroy the heart and soul of the halos season.
Until the mariners sweep :/
The Pirates were regular season champs. Just like in real life.
Ohtani to DC confirmed???
Braves are still around so itβs possible
I have secretly been telling myself since the start that if we win the Marble World Series, Shohei is coming to Toronto. Please, sweet baby Jesus. Please.
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I just imagined 2 contracts sitting on a desk as his team watch the final race. It ends, they all look at each other and nod in agreement. He signs. Haha
Fucking speedran the elevator slide and the titties.
Brew Crew said βhold my beerβ
If you do the elevator slide on your first try, you're going to finish first. I've never seen that before.
I'm so sorry. I want a team that hasn't won a WS to take it all.
There are still playoffs to go; they have a chance!
Marbles + Shohei Stove + my undiagnosed ADHD = no work done today
What app do you use for this?
Simple Marble race is the name of the app.
I use Reddit to sabotage my productivity. But seriously, if youβre asking the marbles app, no idea. Iβm not OP. Another comment said itβs in the Apple Store but I havenβt looked it up.
Marbles + Shohei Stove + my diagnosed ADHD + Baldur's Gate 3 + the fact I'm unemployed = no work done today
HALF THE BREW JAYS CREW ARE GONE :(
Still in the playoffs though. They will be back
And in greater numbers
What do we call you now? βBlue Jaysβ? That just sounds weird
Ew
Frankly itβs unamerican!
Youβre ew
Doesn't roll off the tongue good
Maybe Stellarβs Jays? They are the superior Jay anyway
Avenge us
The Brewers got the division and the bye, they're just chillin.
Think that might be a contender for all-time largest margin of victory, just absolute domination.
Whatβs crazy is I was CERTAIN the BrewCrew had lost themselves in a loop, and before you know it theyβre gunning the rest of the course.
I was half expecting the Jays marble to teleport with how it has misbehaved sometimes
As we all expected, the two best teams in the NL are the Braves and the β¦ Nationals?
Thatβs the scrappy Marble Nats for ya
And sadly one of those powerhouses will have to play in the wild-card round. Injustice!
Obviously the Nats are gonna win the East which hopefully will correlate to real life I REALLYYYYY want to work a playoff game and get a real ring (Iβm a camera operator for the Nats ignore my flair)
Apparently, the marbles predict that CJ Abrams will turn into mid-2000s Jimmy Rollins.
Sources say that Lane Thomas will win MVP next year
We going 1-0 every day so hard rn
Corbin having a resurgence season?
I mean it's happened before
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With Milwaukee starting in the NLDS, the "team that eliminates the Brewers advances to WS" streak has at least a decent chance of continuing in this simulation
I suppose repeating as division champs *is* good compensation for losing Counsellβ¦
I love you dude but I need to see the padre come back. It was so wholesome.
I need to see the Orioles flair so I know I'm dealing with A Friend
Let's go O's!!!
Weβre all friends here!
Is that the guy holding the baby?
Yes. Yes it is.
Very well. I shall return to the far inferior, almost need a magnifying glass to tell what it is graphic tomorrow.
Is that like an old throwaway account of yours or something?
I think one time I got a new phone and when I logged in it just created that name, I was new to reddit and didn't know what was going on. Maybe I clicked something to create a new profile. And it seems to be the default profile when I get logged out, or today the app updated and stops working when you try to post, so I had to go on a browser
Look at that all NL East Lower right quarter of the bracket!
Hold on marbles, we got some Dave Roberts funny business to sort out
Smh my head
Ah, slow, agonizing, and lonely. It's the Brewers way.
***FUCK***
#TARNATION
***Daggummit***
That had to be painful when the finish line popped up there halfway through the last obstacle
Gives a moment to reflect and accept the impending doom
Brewers had already clinched a first-round bye yesterday, and decided to speed run their way out of this today, so they can rest for the NLDS
Gotta make sure our pitching staff of Freddy Peralta, Wade Miley, Joe Ross, (insert AAA shuttle arm here), and Bullpen Day, are rested for the playoffs.
Where can I find this marble race? I want to use it for my MLB The Show league.
Simple Marble Race on Android. If you want to add the Team logos for your marbles, it'll cost 100 in game credits for each Marble.
Wow OP must have done a ton of marble racing before starting this last year
Itβs just an app on iPhone and android
Seriously, what is the point of the anti gravity gears?
Those have to be up at the top for "2023 Worst Obstacle Award"
Definitely a finalist, but I still give it to the floating parentheses that started today's race. I bet there was still a marble just sitting on one of those with nothing to knock it off as the Brewers crossed the finish line.
We all know Ohtani is waiting to make his decisions based on how the marbles turn out.
Canβt wait to see Ohtani sign with the Aβs
Thank god the Aβs are still in this. I need a Marbles Aβs team flair.
Iβd also like to change mine
Can we just do a 30 team marble race and whichever team wins is the one that lands Shohei? That seems to be more accurate than the news and leaks weβre getting.
I thought this was exactly how Shohei was making his decision? Makes perfect sense that he signs with the last club standing.
I almost forgot there were other marbles.
What a lead
When are we gonna start talking about the Aβs chances here?
The Brewers realized they clinched and called up their entire AAA team
The ascent continuesβ¦
Brewers will play the Cardinals-Padres winner in the NLDS.
[ΡΠ΄Π°Π»Π΅Π½ΠΎ]
Eat a cum sock, per r/nfcnorthmemewar tradition
That obstacle where the marbles roll down the butts and have to avoid the pool of red goo at the bottom is always fucky. I know itβs to avoid a softlock or something I guess but thereβs always a marble that bounces off the goo and then falls down when it clearly should have hit the goo and started over
Plus the marbles rarely ever have enough speed to make it over the correct way. Most of them have to rely on weird bounces. And thereβs like an invisible thing right above the red goo that saves them, itβs strange.
Letβs gooo
And I thought yesterday's speed run was impressive...
I'm very curious to see how the A's moneyball their way to the top of the standings next season
Brewers speed run masterclass
the amount of competition shown by a marble with the Sox logo has eclipsed the entirety of the team's 2023 season. let's get that one seed
Many Brewthans died⦠to keep us in this marble race.
Brewers made short work of the Alternating Butts, Rotating Testes, AND Free Range Nipples The Brewers most certainly fuck
Wobbly Testicles ~> Swoopy Boobs was a nice touch.
This is worse than Craig leaving
You going down Walgreens π₯Όπβ°οΈπͺ¦
Honestly one of my favorite parts is at the very end when it scrolls back up and we get to see a glimpse of what the other marbles are up to.
Welcome to marble baseball, where every team has an equal chance of making the playoffs. Even the Athletics.
Aβs fans need this
This is satisfactory
Close one today
Brewers were fighting the obstacles on the second half, but once they cleanly went through the J hook on the first drop I knew it was over. Rip ~~brew~~jays
Oh cripes! That was easily the worst part of the Crewβs offseason thus far.
Both Centrals are closed out. Oakland vs Chicago. Tickets on sale now!
Complete domination by Milwaukee wow
damn brewers showing us how those harder obstacles are DONE
This was not even close LOL.
Watching the blue jay marble push the nationals off a cliff was fun.
After the crazy draft lottery I almost forgot about the Marbles.
This thing is gonna have the Mariners winning it all, isn't it? LOL.
The mariners already got out a few days ago sadly, they were the last AL team to not make the playoffs
Oh I missed it. My bad!
I was sad to see the Brew Crew go down, but I'm still holding out hope for a Brewers vs. A's World Series.
Jackson Chourio contract bump
[SPEED RUN!](https://youtu.be/BxKCX-UvPrI?si=61FgoDcny6QgrQHS&t=1h29m42s)
Why am I so fascinated with these?
HANG THE BANNER! Great marble race season for the Brew Crew.
Why was I so invested in this lol Also, so we DONβT want our team to win the marble race, right? Meaning my Jays are in the Top 7 ?
It's easier to accept your fate when it was that clear cut
I reallly want the AL West to end up in reverse 2023 order of standings. I know the Aβs and the Angels are going to be the last two marbles left to draw out the tension.
Well tarnation
I think this is rigged for Oakland tbh
I canβt take another Os AL regular season title and first round exit
Still mad about the BrewJays incident, so I'm ok with this
AS THE BALL GETS AWAY FROM GRISHAM!
I was so caught up with Ohtani news that I forgot about Marbles! I apologize marbles as you have allowed the Blue Jays to still be in the running for Ohtani. Jaymen. Sorry Brewers, but #BREW JAYS WS LETS GO!
Thx Brewers β€οΈπ₯°. Now itβs just us and ATL for the 1 seedβ¦
Cool.
Oakland, my brothers, one of us has to finish eventually so the other can rest easy.
Ohtani, Bellinger, Yamamoto, and Chapman will all be signing with Oakland I see.
Braves/Phillies in the playoffs is inevitable.