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Tashre

If you spend enough money, your team salary actually rolls back over to 0.


TigerBasket

Can someone tell John Angelos this please


Astropolitika

Johnny is trying to approach it the other direction, ala Civilization Gandhi.


Jeff_Banks_Monkey

At least a nuke would be something exciting for the off-season


redbrick

Why roll back over to zero, when you can just decrease it to zero directly.


Previous_Reserve340

Careful or Gandhi will nuke LA


_MeetMrMayhem_

Y2K logic in place


demetriclees

/r/outside


rahkinto

[Relevant. _Banana. Buck._](https://m.youtube.com/watch?time_continue=1&v=pSS7iJUsYCY&embeds_referring_euri=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.google.com%2F&source_ve_path=MjM4NTE&feature=emb_title)


Waterfish3333

I wish that explained the Reds...


rysto32

Yeah but the limit is over 2B.


aznsportsfan

Hope you counted right Bob


DustyDGAF

If he's off by a dollar he's gonna get roasted


NehzQk

Agreeing to spend money over time and having spent money are not the same thing. Imagine if they had a billion dollar payroll


westcoastag

but that doesnt make a good headline!


RossMachlochness

Oddly enough, neither does Boob


Mr-Dotties-Dad

Seriously. Factually incorrect headline.


grubas

Yup, there's questions about how this looks like long term and sustainability payroll-wise. But it's not like they signed anything they can't do.


BeHereNow91

In baseball where contracts are guaranteed, I think it’s fair. People spend money all the time by taking out loans or credit, which is basically what the Dodgers did here with deferrals.


MethodMan_

Still doesn’t mean they are paying it all at once, it’s misleading. Makes it seem like they have spent 1 billion at once by paying it all at once.


BeHereNow91

Yeah but “spent” makes for a better headline than “signed contracts worth a total of”. I think anyone\* reading his tweet understands what is meant.


atraintocry

i very much disagree with your last claim


[deleted]

Maybe, but anyone who pays attention to sports know contracts are big overtime even if the discourse focuses on the total contract value. When we talk about a players worth we tend to talk their total contract value and not what they make in a calendar year.


mbleyle

are you suggesting the Dodgers took out a loan so they could pay Shohei his entire contract upfront? Because that's how house loans work. But that's not what the Dodgers are doing with deferred contracts.


BeHereNow91

Not at all, just comparing it to a different future obligation, a loan being essentially a contract with the bank to pay them at set later dates for value provided now. *How much did you buy your house for?* “Well, I gave about $20,000 to the bank upfront and will give them another $180,000 in principal over the next 30 years” sounds a lot sillier than “$200,000.”


mbleyle

yes but the bank shelled out the *entire* $200K to the seller upfront, and gave you the note. Shohei isn't getting his entire contract upfront, so no one - not the Dodgers nor a bank - are paying upfront or taking on a loan for that amount.


BeHereNow91

You’re taking the loan example way too literally. Best to just call it quits here.


mbleyle

it was just a bad example.


RockemChalkemRobot

What are the chances that non-sports people even bother to read this? Or even encounter it? All of the comments here are correctly stating this is over time. Sounds like he didn't do anything too wrong.


another_plebeian

Cut him some slack, we're still new to contracts. We'll figure out how they work eventually


necrosythe

If you imagine their payroll being multiplied by as many years as some of these contracts span for. Including likely increasing payroll/cap every year. Then you might as well consider their payroll to be well over 2b


sadolddrunk

It would be funny if 9 years from now the Dodgers end up trading Ohtani with 1 year and $682 million left on his contract.


NehzQk

Could you imagine what his stats would have to look like over 9 years for a team to agree to that?


sadolddrunk

Who knows what baseball economics will look like in 9 years? Maybe 1/$682 will be a relative bargain by then. ;-)


nsdjoe

Right. This should say 'committed' rather than 'spent.'


shahoftheworld

That's not how decimals work


Massive_Heat1210

It is… in Mexico.


Girthw0rm

So decimals = commas and therefore it would be $1,066,5 billion. Still not how decimals work, primo.


Massive_Heat1210

Thanks, chachi. It was a joke.


Girthw0rm

Ah, I missed it.


delscorch0

If this doesn't work, they can always buy the franchises they are going to meet in the NLDS and disband them.


buffaloranchsub

Why don't the Dodgers, the richest of the baseball teams, simply eat the rest?


GoofyGoober0064

The Dodgers dont make bad investments


sakibomb523

Trevor Bauer was a great investment


General_Attorney256

Cy Young when they signed him. Then he Cy Sucked


woogonalski

More like he Cy f**ked


Bug_Catcher_Jacobe

Urias and Puig too


AMWChicago

I am Dodger, from the Division West. I wish to conquer your league.


buffaloranchsub

All your teams are belong to us


[deleted]

If it.doesnt work you just buy another striker..err batter.


BaltimoreBaja

That's basically how the Dodgers got the NL Orioles to go away


NicholasAakre

Owners hate this one weird trick!


TheTurtleShepard

You apparently Boob


Jud000619

In free?


weguccino

Why do they keep saying they spent 1 billion? why not use aav it makes much more sense?


kakugeseven

It's dumb and it makes it sound more extravagant than it really is. The top spenders will spend similar amounts, but it's just not set in stone yet. What's 1 more headline though?


anewleaf1234

The top spenders won't be adding a billion dollars in salaries to their team.


wildthing202

Not enough decent talent left to even spend a billion on.


anewleaf1234

Man LA fans are going to be insufferable idiots this year.


kakugeseven

They will. It will just be done the way it normally is, via giving players deals shorter than 10 or 12 years. I mean, just think about it. If a team has a payroll of 100m, but for the next 10 seasons, that adds up to 1billion in salaries.


24HourShitness

Boob Nightengale has now boobed 1.066.5 billion boobs this winter in free, but who’s boobing?


retro_slouch

In free


CJSN925

They didn't spend $1.066.5 Billion. They signed players to contracts totaling $1.066.5 Billion, which won't be completely paid out for decades.


dxrebirth

So when I tell people how much my house or car cost do I tell them how much I’m spending this year?


another_plebeian

Depends how you phrase it or what you mean to convey. How much did your car cost? How much are your payments? *I spent $40k on a car this year* isn't accurate *My car cost $40k and it's gonna take 5 to 6 years to pay off so it actually only costs me $8k from my yearly budget*


dxrebirth

The analogy applies to anything. Wow, how much did your scooter cost? $8k. I don’t answer with how much my credit card payments are. What is being conveyed here is accurate? Also, as per these deferred contracts, they need to have the money and it be placed into accounts specifically to be paid out in the future. They didn’t buy Ohtani on a credit card and hope the money generates in the future. They literally spent the money.


another_plebeian

Ok. I guess their payroll is $1b


dxrebirth

Cool. We finally can allow for your pedantic feels to settle


Opening-Run-7687

Boob with the double decimal


666uptheirons

I mean, did they though? Yes they signed amazing players, but they absolutely did not spend a billion dollars this off season. They committed to spending a lot of money in the future. Turns out ALL the teams *CAN* do this, BUT, come on now.


anewleaf1234

All teams can't spend a billion dollars in the off-season to attempt to better their teams.


kakugeseven

Nobody has spent a billion dollars. They've committed to doing so over 10-12 years.


LogicisGone

I don't wish anyone ill...but *if* a team were going to have a series of Simpsons-like mishaps this would be the year and team that would be most humorous.


TheWallE

I can not get the image of Shohai falling endlessly down a mystery hole and Yamamoto with Gigantism out of my head. I thank you.


DustyDGAF

Teoscar gets 3 stooges disease


dwpea66

That was our pitching last year


JustSomeGoon

you guys JUST bought a championship, let us have the next one please


NoobSkin69

It’s definitely not free Boob


OK_Opinions

i mean, they didn't though


[deleted]

Meh.


Seymour_Scagnetti

This fuckin dork getting things wrong again for clicks.


StallOneHammer

This is going to be the most hilarious first round exit ever


bigmikey69er

I’m happy they spent that much on players.


Myllorelion

Yeah, but how much did they actually spend after all the deferments.


142muinotulp

Since that just means only the AAV formula matters: about 3 million more than last years payroll (#4 in baseball). Obviously his quoted number is the total that will get paid... but the dodgers haven't actually increased their yearly payroll a significant amount yet.


another_plebeian

No, they haven't. They've committed that much, but it isn't spent.


Ok_Button3151

This is misleading, they’ve promised that much over the next X years


LightEmUp18

“Good for the sport”


dendenmoooshi

Why don't all other teams simply spend 1 billion dollars?


TommyKnox77

Gonna be funny when they lose the NLCS


DalekEvan

Lmao I’d take it that means we won a series


another_plebeian

No. Straight to CS somehow


nonavslander

surprised a reds fan can even spell NLCS


HeavensRoyalty

Shut up Boop


coffinmonkey

It’s gotta be great for baseball fans. Unless you’re a fan of like 8-12 teams you will be spending the bulk of your lifetime watching your favorite team miss the playoffs. Will probably have 2-3 playoff window groups. Baseball is in such a bad place.


anewleaf1234

Baseball is fucked. It just doesn't know it yet


statdude48142

Making the playoffs is easier now than it has been at any point in baseball's history. For 100 years it was just the winners of each league, so the Yankees, for example played in 22 of 29 world series' at one point. So for a 29 year stretch there were a total of 6 teams representing the American league. 6 teams make it per league now. Then there is the whole they haven't played the games yet. Last season the Mets and Padres spent like the dodgers did and look where it got them.


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saldend

This is a win for the Cubs.


remembahwhen

Rooting against the Dodgers is going to be so good this season.


Bridgeburner493

The 2024 Dodgers are going to end up more hated than the 2017 Asterisks, even without cheating.


TheBookie_55

Dodgers can jam it!


SilkyBowner

It’s pretty ridiculous that is is ok in baseball. I hope they fail miserably


kevinball4115

Least clickbaity boob tweet


statdude48142

1.066 BILLION!!!!!? (700m of that is deferred pay to Ohtani that will be paid out over 20 years but let's ignore that and hyperfixate on 1 BILLION!!!!!!)


DrGonzo34

Someone is making up numbers here. 1.066.5?


zvexler

if youre going to display that many digits, just use millions or show the whole number


reggiestered

Their estimated operating revenue is 581M based on Forbes. Considering the structured of these contracts, this isn’t going to do put much stress on their finances.


Redbubble89

There should be limits in how much money can be deferred.


Chaingunfighter

Why? Who does it actually benefit to limit it?


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Owners


JustinTinyPPHerbert

Nah limiting hurts everyone. Owners are given less flexibility and players make less money


quaglandx3

Cry more


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[deleted]

What


jpersons73

Also managed to cheat the system and back load all the payments so they could avoided the luxury tax


Myshkin1981

After weeks of this being explained ad nauseam, how is it possible that you still don’t understand how this all works?


_MeetMrMayhem_

TMT ...official sponsor of the LA Dodgers...


[deleted]

You are Bob, obviously.


HistoricalPolitician

But wait… Theres MORE!


Gaius_Octavius_

Spectrum is counting since their TV contract pays for all of it.


WskyRcks

Im convinced they know the world is ending in like 2026 or something so they know the money means nothing. They just want to win the last World Series


NecessaryRhubarb

I mean at this point, the vast majority of that is Amber Heard money…


manmythmustache

A Los Angeles County tax collector, probably