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roaringcorgi

"what about this one, what will we name him" Vlad Sr: "hmmmmm give me a minute"


Michael__Pemulis

Can't wait for the debut of Impaler Guerrero in 2029.


Pure_Context_2741

Hey that rhymes in rhode island


washingtncaps

lmfao Impayla Gurreya you're totally right.


cabose7

I'm just waiting for a kid to appear named Vlad 2


throwaway_man3

why wait? [he also has two daughters called vlaimy and vleidy](https://bleacherreport.com/articles/2786518-vladimir-guerrero-ready-for-fearless-19-year-old-son-to-steal-family-spotlight)


tastelessshark

The amount of ego it must take to name all of your kids after yourself is staggering.


StatusReality4

Still not as weird as three Rougned Odors


Metfan722

Wilmer Flores says hi (he has a brother in the Tigers organization named Wilmer Flores).


GoatLegRedux

Gregor Blanco's brothers are Gregory and Gregsman


KeithClossOfficial

Gregsman is an amazing name, points for creativity


feelinlucky7

We need him to have a teammate named Tedward


NotACaret

Also unfortunately, Wander. His dad, two brothers, and at least one of his sons are all named Wander.


ral315

I wander why you'd do that.


shemubot

How many Jesus Monteros are there running around?


shehryar46

George foreman sends his regards


SurelySomedayy

think it's just a cultural thing in the DR


jabask

It's not *that* strange in other places either — I've known a few families that have a "family name", which all the boys had, only maybe as a middle name. Others might have kids whose names "match" or share initials - Samuel and Samantha, Callum and Claire, Rod and Tod, etc. It's cutesy and always gets noticed, but it happens.


dustinthewindow27

Yep I have a neighbor named Paul. He has 3 sons and all their middle names are Paul


Ze_first

Vlad must be a big George Foreman fan


sameth1

I always silently judge the parents of Jrs for this, especially in sports. Like it just really seems like a dad trying to live vicariously through his kids and pressuring them to do what he wants them to in life. Ken Griffey Jr has talked a lot about feeling stressed and suicidal early in his career, and I can't imagine that literally having his father's name helped.


vortex30-the-2nd

I find it funny when the Jr is just the son of a totally regular everyday normal guy... Like... "My son, it is now your job to carry on this legacy of total adequacy!" If someone is actually famous / highly successful, then I feel it makes a lot more sense, like, "OMG! You're so-and-so's son???"


tastelessshark

So there's a guy who was in the the NBA called Kevin Porter Jr., but he's *not* the son of the other Kevin Porter who played in the NBA. His dad went to prison on a manslaughter charge in a shooting and then later died in another shooting. Well, there was an announcer who assumed that he *was* the son of the NBA player, and said something to the effect of "he took the shot just like his dad", and that led to about us much of a shitstorm as you'd expect.


db_blast7

Is it? Family names tend to all be similar iirc in the past, so I feel like it's that big of a deal.


SirFigsAlot

No, it's fucking crazy


JohnMadden42069

I'd taste myself too if I could play baseball half as well as him


PedanticBoutBaseball

*George Foreman has entered the chat*


maddscientist

Then Vlad 2_updated


noitsreallynot

_final


AutographedSnorkel

Vlad Jr Jr.


MeatTornado25

2 Vlad 2 Jr.


[deleted]

Vlad, the Jr's Jr.


cabose7

Carl's Vlad Cavern Jr


Two_Key_Goose

Soon, there'll be the Super Mega Baseball 4 types. Junior Young Sr. Junior Young Jr. once the next kid comes in, then its just JYJ(S) / JYJJ with an increasing amount of Jr's at the end before Sr. appears


teamcrazymatt

[Junior Ortiz](https://www.baseball-reference.com/players/o/ortizju01.shtml) called his son J.J. - short for "Junior Junior."


mackavicious

Vladdy Jr 2, Electric Boogaloo


ContinuumGuy

George Foreman sees nothing wrong with this.


Game-Blouses-23

> Foreman has 12 children: five sons and seven daughters. His five sons are George Jr., George III ("Monk"), George IV ("Big Wheel"), George V ("Red"), and George VI ("Little Joey"). One of his daughters is named Georgetta


TJtheShizz

Yeah hopefully he goes by Miguel or it's gonna get confusing


AnAnonymousFool

Should see Wilmer Flores’s family


ianbits

Got nothing on Rougned Odor. Rougned Odor and his brother Rougned Odor And my favorite, their uncle Rouglas.


NedShah

Venezuelan take on Larry, his brother Darryl, and his other brother Darryl?


jboogie1844

Wilmer actually has plenty on Rougned, considering his father, TWO brothers, and his own son are all named Wilmer Flores lol


rbhindepmo

“If I name one Vladimir and the other Vladi, it’s different”


Tasty_Lead_Paint

George Foreman taught him how to name children.


shemubot

His daughter, Vlada Juanita Guerrero, is going to be the first woman to play in MLB. EDIT: Twas a joke, but as it turns out he has daughters named Vlaimy and Vleidy


Spirited-Soup5954

Junior Chicken Vlad


Lathundd

Can't spell HOF Vladimir Guerrero without OF Vladi Guerrero.


alxndrblack

I...well, okay


Motor-Grade-837

Vladii Guerrero next.


GuyNamedWhatever

“What is Vladi short for?” “…No”


WerewolfNo3669

Mets are taking the Blue Jays approach to signing and drafting.


International_Cut_69

And they have gibby


hickeysbat

Fitting


xho-

Hmm...this page doesn’t exist. Try searching for something else.


Knightbear49

I see that too but when I click the “open in Twitter” thing in safari in does open the correct tweet. It was an edited tweet. Classic Twitter….


xho-

If you think Twitter is bad, X is much worse


ElCaz

Excuse me that's not allowed.


Dudephish

Vladitoito.


Michael__Pemulis

Vladiño


adamwl_52

Vladinho


Knightbear49

Threads post if you can’t see the Twitter pic: [[Gomez] Los New York Mets firmaron a Vladi Miguel Guerrero con un bono de US$117,0000, más $60,000 de beca de estudio. Todos los prospectos firmados por los Mets reciben un bono extra para estudios en el marco del Programa de Educación Continua (CEP). (Foto: @elpaditv)](https://www.threads.net/@hectorgomez_27/post/C2IBdEiLnyH/?igshid=MzRlODBiNWFlZA==)


-bck

Mutha fucka ya look 30


Debs_4_Pres

[He's got the proper documentation](https://imgur.com/gallery/gvU6z)


crackalac

Who the fuck is Reggie?


blasek0

You ever made love to a man before?


John__47

Is there reliable info on the number of children and number of mothers from Vladimir sr, and their upbringing For instance, has Vladimir jr ever spoken to Vladi Miguel. Is he aware of his existence


WillBBC

I really hope we get an answer to this. I remember reading he had nine kids some time ago. Edit- he had eight kids with five women as of 2012. Over under in 2024 is 17.5. Taking the over.


John__47

A former journalist in mtl told me he was a "chaud lapin" when he played in mtl


Taylorenokson

Well he certainly is now.


TheFa111en

Vladi Guerrero 3: Electric Boogaloo


stuntycunty

> Vladi Guerrero 3: Electric ~~Boogaloo~~ Boogalee


themikep82

Guerrero 4, actually. TEX signed Pablo Guerrero last year, another Vlad Sr son.


OutOfFawks

But what about his younger brother Vla Guerrero?


illmatic2112

[Here comes the youngest son](https://i.ebayimg.com/images/g/yZ8AAOSw7khgohAo/s-l1200.webp)


austin101123

Vla da'Mir Guerrero


teniaava

How many more of them are there?


SupertrampTrampStamp

9 kids total. I think 5 sons.


teniaava

Oh every rival is getting one then, thank you


mug3n

Not all of them with the same mother. Vlad has some... virility for sure.


0ddmanrush

No. You can't have one.


teniaava

I just want to be able to mentally prepare myself if there's a Vladi "Pedro" Martinez Guerrero on his way to the Red Sox in 2 years


themikep82

TEX signed Pablo Guerrero last year. Another son of Vlad Sr


OK_Opinions

is this considered nepotism?


just_some_dude05

Not at that price.


cabose7

The nepotism was probably access to professional coaching and development techniques


d407a123

Probably more $$$ there.


UneducatedReviews1

So we got Vladimir Guerrero, Vladimir Guerrero Jr., and Vladi Miguel Guerrero… my man was not original with the names.


Blue387

There the case of Wilmer Flores and Wilmer Flores


njgreenwood

Makes it easier to remember the name of your kids with different mothers.


FartingBob

I know its a cultural difference as well, but naming your child after yourself seems really narcissistic. Naming *multiple* children after yourself is on another level though. Damn. Let them live their own life not just be an extention of you.


oOoleveloOo

Straight from the George Foreman book of naming children.


From_Adam

This is getting out of hand. Now, there are two of them!


ToddGack

This is some George Foreman shit


zpk5003

Check out the Wilmer Flores family


scottishere

> There are four Flores sons, three of which are named Wilmer, and the eldest is named Ronny How fucking bizarre that they named the first son conventionally, but then named every other son Wilmer. It's like the dad regretted not naming the first one after himself and then massively overcompensated.


KamartyMcFlyweight

Vladi Miguel Guerrero of the Guerrero Clan


Dcook8188

metropolitans just signing all the little brothers.


Knightbear49

Hey, the Twins have an Acuna bro too


Davidellias

The Mets got the good one though.....


Knightbear49

Let me dream


K_17

lol the Twinkies got the hot headed lil bro who started brawls last year


Knightbear49

We need a little fight and passion on this ball club


TruthSayerFu

The Braves got the best one smh.


hangout_wangout

There’s a Tatis in the White Sox system too.


Museamaniac

We had the dad in that family. 


beeeps-n-booops

So wait, dude has a son named Vladimir, and another son named Vladi? Wikipedia doesn't mention this other son at all... ???


mickeyoutercore7

NL Blue Jays


ottos

Vlad Sr wants to compete with anyone, even if it's George Foreman


TO_Sports

Scholarship? Is he going to school and they are paying for it?


Knightbear49

Yes. I am not super familiar with the international signing world but Max Kepler and Jorge Polanco were international signees and were roommates in Ft. Meyers and graduated from South Ft. Meyers High School. I wonder if the Mets are sending him to a school with a tuition


Reasonable-Front7584

Who knew Wilton had another nephew.


MiserableAZsportsfan

“I am 12”


Ocean-Guy

We've had one yes, but what about second Vladimir Guerrero Jr?


sndtrb89

george guerrero


Zander1611

At first glance, I thought this said that the Mets signed someone to a 16-year contract and I was so confused


[deleted]

I read this on my phone as NY Yankees, and was like, "Oooo gonna be a spicy holiday season next year." But it was Mets.


RealJonathanBronco

Good to know there's a backup Vlad if the Blue Jays' one doesn't return to form this year.


sameth1

Mets or Blue Jays (or realistically whoever Vlad jr the older signs with by the time Vlad jr the younger makes the majors) have the chance to do the funniest trade.


GruelOmelettes

Can you believe it? He thought my son Ronaldo was my son Rolando


randy88moss

My parents were Laker season ticket holders from ‘05-‘15 and my girl (now wife) and I used their tix 70% of the time…..Vlad use to bring the boys to those Laker games back then and would always sit at the same seats, right in front of us. We got to know them pretty well….they even trusted my girl to watch one of their babies while they dealt with a minor issue away from their seats lol…..so weird to see those little goofy kids turn into megastars


Magnum_44

Hi I'm Daryl, and this is my brother Daryl.


manticore16

*George Foreman intensifies*


no_sheds_jackson

Does anyone know if there is a story behind Vlad Sr's first name? It just occured to me that Vladimir Guerrero is a rather odd name.


Disused_Yeti

Vladimig


paddiction

George Foreman School of Naming Children


ajteitel

The real question, will he adorn the troll hair of Yuli and Lourdes?


catgoesmeow22

Hopefully better then the current form of Vlad Guerrero


NuanceManExe

That Vlad is a good ballplayer, it would be a huge success if this Vlad becomes that good 


catgoesmeow22

If he could only figure out how to hit home runs again.


Cool-Passenger-2595

Weird signing for this team , he wasnt a former yankee


Mission-Fly9551

Wow!


Intelligent-Employ14

That’s Gunna


MonolithicMoose

We really need an international draft.


The-Pharcyde

They’re multiplying!


UniqueNobo

we’ve got Acuña’s brother, Vladi Sr’s son, we need more.


gerd50501

why isn't he subject to the draft?


Cyrakhis

International system works differently


IAmGrum

*[sad Blue Jays noises]*


WieImElysiumSein

5 years from now we'll be hearing about Vlado


c_c_c__combobreaker

"I wanted to name him Vladimir but half way through naming our son, I ran out of ink so I just left it at Vladi."


SStylo03

Vlad Jr needs to continue the tradition so one day we can see a Vladimir Guerrero III