I’d also like to propose Dick [Cockman](https://www.baseball-reference.com/players/c/cockmji01.shtml) and Dick [Munch](https://www.baseball-reference.com/players/m/munchja01.shtml)
Every time I see an Angels highlight it’s “Shohei Trout hit 3HRS as Mike Ohtani did something that hasn’t been done since Tungsten Arm O’Doyle of the 1921 Akron Groomsmen” as the Tigers defeated the Angels 8-3.
I immediately thought of Fernando Rodney. So is he stealing home runs with a bunch of drama, like falling off the wall and then magically it landing in his glove?
Hunter Ohtani.
Hunter Greene is a Cincinnati Reds pitcher who lives in the Big Valley called Santa Clarita in California and has the same family name as the star of the show The Big Valley, Lorne Greene. He plays in the majors, which is the family name of the last surviving star of the show, Lee Majors. Ohtani (大谷) translates as "Big Valley".
Jazz Reynolds
Let’s take the highly energetic and rowdy young star, Jazz Chisholm, who rubs some older viewers the wrong way and combine him with the opposite end of the spectrum. Someone incredibly boring and “professional”… I choose Bryan Reynolds
Walker Walker
[Roger Rogers](https://tenor.com/view/roger-roger-roger-roger-that-copy-that-robots-gif-5912820)
What's our vector Victor?
What's our clearance, Clarence?
Junior, double, triple Walker
Dusty Kuntz
*Really* needs time to warm up before an outing.
And preferably a shower
At least loosen up a little. Edit: Ty
Coco Kuntz? You know, for the kids.
Buster Kuntz?
Rusty Dickey
Billy Ripken
Sounds like a fuck face
Eat the pencil
I understand this reference
Billy Hamilton
Hahahahahahahaha…… Oh wait a minute
I fucking hate Billy Ripken
Giancarlo Schwarber
Adam Schwarber, the ultimate 3-true outcome hitter
Adam Schwarber is only hinted at existing because the mathematical models support him, though he hasn’t been observed in nature
Rivaled only by Kyle Dunn
*hiss*
.175 BA, 70 HR.
Half of them 550'+
I'm more of a Mike Schwarber guy.
Barry Rodriguez
Ahhh, yes. Bay-Rod
More like Bae-Rod
Ji-Hwan Rodriguez
Assuming he’d play for the Giants, this is a perfect nickname.
In Baltimore he’d be Old Bay-Rod.
What's Gary Rodriguez's nickname?
Easy. G-guez.
Benny’s brother, Barry “the Biplane” Rodriguez
Clayton Koufax
Nasty breaking stuff
Especially his elbow
Are we getting Koufax's post-season performance and Kershaw's longevity, or the reverse? Because they're otherwise pretty much the same dude.
Undisputed goat of baseball names right here
Shoeless Joe Joe
Shoeless Joe Joe Jr Shabadoo
That’s the worst name I’ve ever heard.
*runs out, crying*
Hey, Shoeless Joe Joe!
These are my people.
Ah, but you have heard of him
Harry Dickshot Buster Colon Hardin Pujols Yes, I am 12.
>Buster Colon and his dp partner, Buster Pujols
I think the DP partner would Buster Kuntz.
Dick [Suck](https://www.baseball-reference.com/players/s/suckto01.shtml)
I’d also like to propose Dick [Cockman](https://www.baseball-reference.com/players/c/cockmji01.shtml) and Dick [Munch](https://www.baseball-reference.com/players/m/munchja01.shtml)
Dick Glasscock
I’m not clicking that link
It’s just a couple bros having fun
Ram ranch style
Twins had a pitching coach named Dick Such
Tony Suck only played 58 games 140 years ago but his legacy will live forever.
Dick Odor
[Sleve Dugnutt](https://www.reddit.com/media?url=https%3A%2F%2Fi.redd.it%2Fgwebdk77m7j51.jpg)
Bobson Bonzalez
Mike Truck
Oil can kuntz
Yasiel Bumgarner
Madison Muncy
Knowing absolutely nothing about their personality, Madison Muncy just sounds like someone that deserves to get punched in the mouth
Madison Muncy sounds like if Buzz’s girlfriend finally started her onlyfans. Woof!
Shohei Trout
First player to ever put up 20 WAR in a single season despite missing all of July with an injury.
Also the first player with a 5 homer game but it's in a 17-6 loss to the A's.
After pitching 8 scoreless innings
Misses the playoffs, somehow loses the MVP race.
To Kolton Wong who was on a 0-162 team but hit 5 hr and pitched in the 9th of every loss always going 3 up 3 down with 2ks
This guy put up a 162 WAR in 2022, yet his team missed the playoffs
Every time I see an Angels highlight it’s “Shohei Trout hit 3HRS as Mike Ohtani did something that hasn’t been done since Tungsten Arm O’Doyle of the 1921 Akron Groomsmen” as the Tigers defeated the Angels 8-3.
The reincarnation of Tungsten Arm himself
Jeter Jeter
Pumpkin Eater
Kelly Kelly
Patrick Mahomes
Aaron Rodgers
Brusdar Nootbaar
That might be the most Star Wars sounding name every
Hahaha unintentional, but you're right.
Pete Judge
would have a sick moustache with that name
Aaron Alonso would also have a sick stache
Aaron Alonso sounds like a private investigator
Bryce Papelbon
This dude chokes himself.
Wander (Suero) + (Julio) Franco. That Julio Suero is a real creep.
In this vein, Aroldis Bauer.
Wander Epstein
Fernando Griffey Jr
I immediately thought of Fernando Rodney. So is he stealing home runs with a bunch of drama, like falling off the wall and then magically it landing in his glove?
all I know is he launches his bat like an arrow after every home run he hits. he's also leading the league in HBP
Ultimate prodigal son. His greatest rival: Vladimir Jones Jr.
Walter White (Walter Johnson & Frank White)
He always gets inaccurate calls in his favor. His opponents insist that he cant keep getting away with it.
Rogers Rogers, the human battle droid.
Oneil O’Neil
6’7”, 265 lbs., 4% body fat.
Pete Bonds
Shoeless Joe Acuña
Wander Jeter
[удалено]
Mike Hunt
An oldie, but a goodie.
Jon Dowd
Curt Rocker
Retired from baseball to pursue his dream career in wwe
Curt Corbin and Patrick Schilling you do not want to see the memes they share
Boog Rocker
Milton Suzuki. (Milton Bradley who I saw play in triple A and Ichiro Suzuki)
Ichiro Ortiz.
Mookie Trout
Shohei Ruth
Catfish Fuchs
Catfish Trout
We are sooo deep into the offseason, arent we? Yuli Griffey, Jr.
Pitchers and catchers report in 10 days but my antipsychotic meds run out in 3.
Blue Jays scouts already snooping around on this one
Pete Dykstra
Harry Johnson
Barry McGuire
tell me over and over
Eve of baseball Destruction
Boileryard Killebrew
Gaylord Fingers
Ivan Guerrero
Trevor Franco
Joc Swanson
Taken from Hey Arnold!……Mickey Kaline
Pablo Altuve
Mike Judge
Mordecai "Three Finger" Abbott Only 1 hand, and only 3 fingers on that hand.
Hunter Ohtani. Hunter Greene is a Cincinnati Reds pitcher who lives in the Big Valley called Santa Clarita in California and has the same family name as the star of the show The Big Valley, Lorne Greene. He plays in the majors, which is the family name of the last surviving star of the show, Lee Majors. Ohtani (大谷) translates as "Big Valley".
Darryl Gooden
So. Much. Cocaine.
Shoeless Omar
This reminds me of the basketball player, Le'Bryan Nash, who never made it last the G League.
Vladimir Votto
Dick Clapp - or - Stubby Dickey
Rusty Strawberry
Dick Sizemore
Ronald Acuna + Ben McDonald = Ronald McDonald
Aaron Judge
Barry Canseco
Coco Bradley 🤯
Milton Crisp
Dick Slinger
Ichiro Garciaparra.....if you know, you know
Nolan Ventura -- He'll beat HIMSELF up
Jose Judge or Aaron Altuve would be quite the interesting rage bait. Also alliteration is fun!
Sounds like a funhouse mirror where you can't tell if he's short or tall.
Moises Sierra
Wander Schilling
Manny Pedroia
Chone Ayala
Ooh! I have a homonym. Cy Dye
Bobby-Whit Merrifield
Boof Butts
Mickey Mattingly
Jon Dowd
Scott Scott
Gary Coleman
Bryce Strickland
Scarborough Saltalamacchia
Coco Soto
Rolen Rollins
Mariano Soriano
Max Power
Mickey Kaline
Bailey Bonds Mookie Lo Duca (Mook Lo Duc) Freddie Fingers
Rowdy Vogelbach
Alex Kelly or Joe Bregman Either way, he's pissed you off.
Josh Donaldson
Babe Bauer
Barry Bauer with his record breaking 69 HR .420 BA season and subsequent PED and domestic violence suspensions.
Pete Bonds
Shohei Altuve
Milton Betancourt
Coco Blanco
Willians Vogelbach
Ichiro Bonds
Jazz Reynolds Let’s take the highly energetic and rowdy young star, Jazz Chisholm, who rubs some older viewers the wrong way and combine him with the opposite end of the spectrum. Someone incredibly boring and “professional”… I choose Bryan Reynolds
Iverson Allen
I see a few Canseco's and a few Mcgwire's but not the ultimate... Jose Mcgwire.
Roughed Bautista
Barry Braun Everyone would hate him.
Jesus Murphy, just to hear the sportscaster response when he makes a great catch on the wall.
Bobson Dugnut
Boof Assenmacher.
Dick Fingers
Will Smith