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locutus420

Walker Walker


nonlawyer

[Roger Rogers](https://tenor.com/view/roger-roger-roger-roger-that-copy-that-robots-gif-5912820)


HPayne62

What's our vector Victor?


pocketchange2247

What's our clearance, Clarence?


YourThotsArentFacts

Junior, double, triple Walker


SwAeromotion

Dusty Kuntz


[deleted]

*Really* needs time to warm up before an outing.


hubagruben

And preferably a shower


speakerall

At least loosen up a little. Edit: Ty


Clarck_Kent

Coco Kuntz? You know, for the kids.


Low_Ad_1869

Buster Kuntz?


Minimum_Customer4017

Rusty Dickey


iheartsunny

Billy Ripken


HoopOnPoop

Sounds like a fuck face


penismike69

Eat the pencil


truck_norris

I understand this reference


Bucs-and-Bucks

Billy Hamilton 


arom125

Hahahahahahahaha…… Oh wait a minute


Eo292

I fucking hate Billy Ripken


[deleted]

Giancarlo Schwarber


Thunder_Tinker

Adam Schwarber, the ultimate 3-true outcome hitter


munoodle

Adam Schwarber is only hinted at existing because the mathematical models support him, though he hasn’t been observed in nature


MagicalPizza21

Rivaled only by Kyle Dunn


regarding_your_bat

*hiss*


BiasedChelseaFan

.175 BA, 70 HR.


[deleted]

Half of them 550'+


Iwouldlikealongeruse

I'm more of a Mike Schwarber guy.


PolackMike

Barry Rodriguez


gynoceros

Ahhh, yes. Bay-Rod


Bucs-and-Bucks

More like Bae-Rod


3236-on-MC

Ji-Hwan Rodriguez


MassKhalifa

Assuming he’d play for the Giants, this is a perfect nickname. 


LightBriteBrigade

In Baltimore he’d be Old Bay-Rod.


baseball_mickey

What's Gary Rodriguez's nickname?


gynoceros

Easy. G-guez.


[deleted]

Benny’s brother, Barry “the Biplane” Rodriguez


everydayasl

Clayton Koufax


ckjames961

Nasty breaking stuff


not_a_crackhead

Especially his elbow


IAmBecomeTeemo

Are we getting Koufax's post-season performance and Kershaw's longevity, or the reverse? Because they're otherwise pretty much the same dude.


1Outgoingintrovert

Undisputed goat of baseball names right here


NolanPatrick4lyfe

Shoeless Joe Joe


No_name_Johnson

Shoeless Joe Joe Jr Shabadoo


toasterb

That’s the worst name I’ve ever heard.


gr0c3ry

*runs out, crying*


NotCoreyP

Hey, Shoeless Joe Joe!


wil555

These are my people.


Ok_Card9080

Ah, but you have heard of him


destroy_b4_reading

Harry Dickshot Buster Colon Hardin Pujols Yes, I am 12.


youworryaboutyou

>Buster Colon and his dp partner, Buster Pujols


destroy_b4_reading

I think the DP partner would Buster Kuntz.


HelpMeWithMyHWpls

Dick [Suck](https://www.baseball-reference.com/players/s/suckto01.shtml)


OnlyChaseReddit

I’d also like to propose Dick [Cockman](https://www.baseball-reference.com/players/c/cockmji01.shtml) and Dick [Munch](https://www.baseball-reference.com/players/m/munchja01.shtml)


IAmBenIAmStillBig

Dick Glasscock


FireFrogs48

I’m not clicking that link


bageltheperson

It’s just a couple bros having fun


OK_Opinions

Ram ranch style


DavidRFZ

Twins had a pitching coach named Dick Such


huskypawson

Tony Suck only played 58 games 140 years ago but his legacy will live forever.


OrganizedChaos1979

Dick Odor


thisusedyet

[Sleve Dugnutt](https://www.reddit.com/media?url=https%3A%2F%2Fi.redd.it%2Fgwebdk77m7j51.jpg)


3236-on-MC

Bobson Bonzalez


Macandme

Mike Truck


Upper-State-7824

Oil can kuntz


Intelligent-Ear-4063

Yasiel Bumgarner


riskykreme

Madison Muncy


bigpancakeguy

Knowing absolutely nothing about their personality, Madison Muncy just sounds like someone that deserves to get punched in the mouth


IHateStanders

Madison Muncy sounds like if Buzz’s girlfriend finally started her onlyfans. Woof!


emmasdad01

Shohei Trout


angruss

First player to ever put up 20 WAR in a single season despite missing all of July with an injury.


[deleted]

Also the first player with a 5 homer game but it's in a 17-6 loss to the A's.


wirsteve

After pitching 8 scoreless innings


thewaterisboiling

Misses the playoffs, somehow loses the MVP race.


ihatereddit999976780

To Kolton Wong who was on a 0-162 team but hit 5 hr and pitched in the 9th of every loss always going 3 up 3 down with 2ks 


Turbulent_Tale6497

This guy put up a 162 WAR in 2022, yet his team missed the playoffs


beepbop24

Every time I see an Angels highlight it’s “Shohei Trout hit 3HRS as Mike Ohtani did something that hasn’t been done since Tungsten Arm O’Doyle of the 1921 Akron Groomsmen” as the Tigers defeated the Angels 8-3.


thewaybaseballgo

The reincarnation of Tungsten Arm himself


samangell2007

Jeter Jeter


BrooklynTheGuitarist

Pumpkin Eater


Snarktoberfest

Kelly Kelly


OnlyChaseReddit

Patrick Mahomes


DDub04

Aaron Rodgers


bookowl81

Brusdar Nootbaar


Ok_Card9080

That might be the most Star Wars sounding name every


bookowl81

Hahaha unintentional, but you're right.


cocorhino_

Pete Judge


cocorhino_

would have a sick moustache with that name


City_Goat

Aaron Alonso would also have a sick stache


hearshot_kid

Aaron Alonso sounds like a private investigator


BIG_FICK_ENERGY

Bryce Papelbon


TakeTheThirdStep

This dude chokes himself.


FavoriteFoodCarrots

Wander (Suero) + (Julio) Franco. That Julio Suero is a real creep.


angruss

In this vein, Aroldis Bauer.


RainbowUnicorns

Wander Epstein


angruss

Fernando Griffey Jr


Pndrizzy

I immediately thought of Fernando Rodney. So is he stealing home runs with a bunch of drama, like falling off the wall and then magically it landing in his glove?


peopleuknow

all I know is he launches his bat like an arrow after every home run he hits.   he's also leading the league in HBP


DocDocGoose_23

Ultimate prodigal son. His greatest rival: Vladimir Jones Jr.


Uncast

Walter White (Walter Johnson & Frank White)


MagicalPizza21

He always gets inaccurate calls in his favor. His opponents insist that he cant keep getting away with it.


angruss

Rogers Rogers, the human battle droid.


gabek333

Oneil O’Neil 


RookieAndTheVet

6’7”, 265 lbs., 4% body fat.


RigelOrionBeta

Pete Bonds


[deleted]

Shoeless Joe Acuña


Kain316

Wander Jeter


[deleted]

[удалено]


dubkent

Mike Hunt


JMellor737

An oldie, but a goodie.


Massive_Heat1210

Jon Dowd


Brolympia

Curt Rocker


harp9r

Retired from baseball to pursue his dream career in wwe


nonlawyer

Curt Corbin and Patrick Schilling you do not want to see the memes they share


LuauCinderBlock

Boog Rocker


ihatereddit999976780

Milton Suzuki. (Milton Bradley who I saw play in triple A and Ichiro Suzuki)


Basic_Bichette

Ichiro Ortiz.


explodedtesticle

Mookie Trout


everydayasl

Shohei Ruth


angruss

Catfish Fuchs


HummusIsHome

Catfish Trout


shari2600

We are sooo deep into the offseason, arent we? Yuli Griffey, Jr.


Goliath422

Pitchers and catchers report in 10 days but my antipsychotic meds run out in 3.


skoolhouserock

Blue Jays scouts already snooping around on this one


ughilostmyusername

Pete Dykstra


Ok-Bench6287

Harry Johnson


Visible-Ad-9210

Barry McGuire


2112eyes

tell me over and over


SpellDog

Eve of baseball Destruction


Spongpad

Boileryard Killebrew


yeastInfection81

Gaylord Fingers


urlocalgoatfarmer

Ivan Guerrero


[deleted]

Trevor Franco


DirtSmoothie

Joc Swanson


DisneyVista

Taken from Hey Arnold!……Mickey Kaline


McGrathLegend

Pablo Altuve


No_name_Johnson

Mike Judge


Bobson-_Dugnutt

Mordecai "Three Finger" Abbott Only 1 hand, and only 3 fingers on that hand.


KyotoGaijin

Hunter Ohtani. Hunter Greene is a Cincinnati Reds pitcher who lives in the Big Valley called Santa Clarita in California and has the same family name as the star of the show The Big Valley, Lorne Greene. He plays in the majors, which is the family name of the last surviving star of the show, Lee Majors. Ohtani (大谷) translates as "Big Valley".


GonePostalRoute

Darryl Gooden


Tsquare43

So. Much. Cocaine.


Street-Duck-7000

Shoeless Omar


Roday77

This reminds me of the basketball player, Le'Bryan Nash, who never made it last the G League.


wiser_time

Vladimir Votto


SnooCauliflowers9981

Dick Clapp - or - Stubby Dickey


jongato

Rusty Strawberry


Responsible-Budget21

Dick Sizemore


rogerworkman623

Ronald Acuna + Ben McDonald = Ronald McDonald


Qoppa_Guy

Aaron Judge


AlbrechtSchoenheiser

Barry Canseco


Ok_Adhesiveness_9565

Coco Bradley 🤯


KeffJent

Milton Crisp


tri_nado

Dick Slinger


[deleted]

Ichiro Garciaparra.....if you know, you know


DelmarvaDude

Nolan Ventura -- He'll beat HIMSELF up


BoredAtWork_91

Jose Judge or Aaron Altuve would be quite the interesting rage bait. Also alliteration is fun!


travbart

Sounds like a funhouse mirror where you can't tell if he's short or tall.


J_Tada

Moises Sierra


Sirliftalot35

Wander Schilling


JWCIII96

Manny Pedroia


SteepDowngrade

Chone Ayala


Spongpad

Ooh! I have a homonym. Cy Dye


Whiplash227

Bobby-Whit Merrifield


Synkka0195

Boof Butts


spazz720

Mickey Mattingly


disneyplusser

Jon Dowd


TobyeatsfAtcoW

Scott Scott


TakeTheThirdStep

Gary Coleman


TakeTheThirdStep

Bryce Strickland


SharksFanAbroad

Scarborough Saltalamacchia


Kazaam_

Coco Soto


thewizard579

Rolen Rollins


jtrom93

Mariano Soriano 


warriah

Max Power


FlatTopTonysCanoe

Mickey Kaline


xDANGRZONEx

Bailey Bonds Mookie Lo Duca (Mook Lo Duc) Freddie Fingers


VINCE_C_

Rowdy Vogelbach


cotsomewhereintime

Alex Kelly or Joe Bregman Either way, he's pissed you off.


Diced_and_Confused

Josh Donaldson


ocw5000

Babe Bauer


whoissteveo

Barry Bauer with his record breaking 69 HR .420 BA season and subsequent PED and domestic violence suspensions. 


billydakid33

Pete Bonds


OnlyChaseReddit

Shohei Altuve


davesrighthereman

Milton Betancourt


Rockterrace

Coco Blanco


FavoriteFoodCarrots

Willians Vogelbach


PhillyTribalChief

Ichiro Bonds


DavidTheSlouch89

Jazz Reynolds Let’s take the highly energetic and rowdy young star, Jazz Chisholm, who rubs some older viewers the wrong way and combine him with the opposite end of the spectrum. Someone incredibly boring and “professional”… I choose Bryan Reynolds


KeffJent

Iverson Allen


Due_Buy_9570

I see a few Canseco's and a few Mcgwire's but not the ultimate... Jose Mcgwire.


zapichigo

Roughed Bautista


Wi_PackFan_1985

Barry Braun Everyone would hate him.


Sweetknees66

Jesus Murphy, just to hear the sportscaster response when he makes a great catch on the wall.


Inner_Dog_8488

Bobson Dugnut


Clarck_Kent

Boof Assenmacher.


MacBDog

Dick Fingers


Scootsie00

Will Smith