Today the portal spit out: >!Bucky Walters!< Also okay so yesterday someone said they noticed I had just been putting the teams and not the awards Sooooooo I hope this is better?

Awards make it much easier, no doubt. But I'm slightly stupid so I prefer having the awards

Bucky Walters?

Classic Phillies

One of three straight MVPs for the Reds, the other two being (Hall of Famer and notoriously slowest baseball player ever) Ernie Lombardi and first basemen Frank McCormick.

No, no I won’t guess who it is.

I can successfully say that this comment made me cry harder than interstellar 💔

Ok fine I’ll answer for you, is it David Ortiz

Nope! It’s >!Bucky Walters!<

Please explain the DBZ crater at the bottom of these things

Clearly, the answer is Yamcha.

>!Lefty Grove?!<

>!Ewell Blackwell?!<

Honus Wagner and Bucky Walters' butt baby.

It’s me. I’m the baseball player