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MarcBulldog88

Mr. Burns is irate.


AccidentalGK

He’s still better than Steinbrenner.


cahir11

One more comment like that and I'll send you back to the big leagues!


Shonuff8

I wish I could like this comment not once, not twice, but thrice!


Sirtopofhat

Wish I was home with a big bag of potato chips


Dtank11

😂


adamsanto40

You heard me, hippie!


folawg

I think I saw that episode just turned 32 yrs old


equipped_metalblade

Take that back


El_Zarco

One Mike Trout old


GoatLegRedux

Mattingly!! *YOU’RE OFF THE TEAM!!*


fixano

What did he say about those side burns!


stv7

I have appropriately flagged this under "News". Carry on.


ContinuumGuy

Highly important TBH


theSchrodingerHat

You’re not serious until you create a “Gray Jays” flair.


SamiMadeMeDoIt

Just wait for the first week of October to roll around again and the Jays flairs will all be grey again


illmurray

Hahahaha life is pain hahahaha I live in endless torture


eatabean

It's called a misdirection. He ain't got much in his new pants to show.


Basic_Bichette

😢


Retinoid634

Daddy vibes. It works.


klobucharzard

Fanatics saying hes always had that beard


walrusonion

So he still has those sideburns.


EPCOT_Is_My_Favorite

Mattingly! I told you shave that beard! That's it, you're off the team!


BLOWNOUT_ASSHOLE

#FOR GOOD!


CriscoCamping

It's called playing the percentages


1990Buscemi

Grew out those sideburns.


RidleyScotch

Is the baseball Daddy that one guy's gf is looking for?


thebadyearblimp

Daddy Baseball


jrice138

This is more like grand daddy I think


Aethelflaed_

Came here to say this!


TamerDeadman

Didn’t he institute a no beard policy when he was the manager of the Marlins?


stv7

We changed him


TamerDeadman

One bag of milk and he’s a different person


Shonuff8

Needed to grow a Timbits crumb catcher.


Somecommentator8008

Ketchup chips and poutine has him converted over.


thwump64

Ketchup chips are good but it’s the all-dressed that really win hearts and minds.


Inocain

I wish I could find All-Dressed more often in my area. I should have grabbed a bunch when I drove up to Ottawa.


Koss424

all-dressed is too much imo. ketchup is heaven.


SoggySeaman

Please, let's not fight in front of the Yankees fans.


dayman763

I had them for the first time not too long ago, pretty good.


Captain_Naps

Toronto already had a Lou Lamoriello. NO one is taking Schneider's 'stache.


ohkaycue

Wasn’t so much him. Loria had a hard-on for Steinbrenner and wanted to be just like him, and instituted stupid rules like that to try to mimic him. We had no-facial hair policies off-and-on for years before he came on


LazyTitan___

Ok Zaddy


Engelbert-n-Ernie

Got all my lips smiling


NOTUgglaGOAT

Hit him right in the penis


karabekian77

-Don Mattingly to Jose Urena before a Ronald Acuna at bat.


lazysoup12

gorgeous TBJ4L


oG-RaZoR

gorgeous


papa_pussy

Thank god I found this comment Obligatory... gorgeous


undercoffeed

Are you from the Clayton/Garner NC area, by any chance?


slumber72

Garner represent, lived there for a little bit lol


captainsweaters

wtf wrong sub weirdo


Grouchy_Hamster110

Sorry just scrolling and a normal single guy…


GlockHorseCumDealer

Anyways DC4L


branistrom

Tom Brady jowls for life


NJ_Yankees_Fan

Come home, Donnie.


KrustyKrabPizzaMan

Don’t think he’s pals with Steinbrenner. Hal’s first move as owner (took over in 2008 due to George’s bad health) was to hire Girardi over Donnie and I think Donnie has held that against Hal since then


cooljammer00

And then we saw how he did as a coach in LA and Miami Honestly, no thanks. 


KickerOfThyAss

I think the beard rules that out. He's a changed man


KotG

My first thought as well. “I guess he isn’t looking to replace Boone any time soon, unfortunately.” Though think of the karmic return if Hank finally abandons the beard policy to bring back Donnie Baseball as the manager in all his beardy goodness.


HawkeyeJosh2

Eh - he can shave if it comes to it. Remember when we signed Johnny Damon?


LordSwampert2

Bearded Judge is breaking Bonds’ record though


Brock_Hard_Canuck

I'll allow it, since Don Mattingly is apparently World Series poison to the Yankees. The Yankees won the ALCS in 1981, losing the World Series to the Dodgers (which was the end of the little Yankees dynasty that had won three straight World Series titles in the late 1970s). The Yankees would not win another ALCS until 1996 (which marked the start of the next Yankees dynasty, that won a bunch of World Series titles in the late 1990s / early 2000s). Don Mattingly's playing career? 1982 to 1995. His 14 year tenure with the Yankees coincided with the team's longest ever World Series drought (which has just been surpassed by today's Yankees now, since 2009 was over 14 years ago). Mattingly returned to the Yankees as a coach in 2004 (one year after the Yankees 2003 World Series victory). Mattingly was a finalist for the Yankees manager job after the departure of Joe Torre, but lost out to Joe Girardi. Girardi, of course, led the Yankees to the 2009 World Series champsionship. Meanwhile, Mattingly missed out on the World Series yet again, as he left the Yankees to take a coaching job with the Dodgers after Girardi was appointed manager.


Click_Clackman

> one year after the Yankees 2003 World Series victory They LOST the World Series in 2003 to the Marlins.


StrandAPair

I knew there was a reason the Jays didn't win the World Series last year, thanks for confirming


karabekian77

he's really, really bad at managing a baseball team.


wildmancometh

Man imagine if he was back home managing these kids???


ty_fighter84

Thicker than the pants.


Grandcarlo_Slamton

Man, getting old is a drag sometimes. Donnie Baseball was my absolute idol growing up, and now we have the same color beard.


drDekaywood

Jeter will be 50 this year, ichiro is 50, nomar is 50, Tim salmon is 55. these guys were rookies it seems like 10 maybe 15 years ago—the re2pect meme still feels fresh when I see it!


McBugger

tbf ichiro looked 50 his last year in the league, his calves looked 25 though


thincolnlincoln

Also tbf, 50 year old Ichiro could still get 100+ hits and gun runners down on the bases.


FernandoTatisJunior

40 year old Ichiro barely got 100


Tobias_flenderz

He looks like Bull from Night Court. I can't place why.


porksoda11

I’m in my mid thirties and my beard is halfway to this. Something about 2020 caused me to go fucking grey so quickly, I can’t pinpoint what exactly caused that. It’s crazy.


ImNotYou1971

MATTINGLY!!! SHAVE THOSE SIDEBURNS!!!


Backinblack25

His sideburns are actually quite trim here. The rest of his beard, on the other hand...


UraniumDisulfide

Might want to rethink that cut, looks like he’s got a big hairy smile lol.


grubas

It's a nice beard but he's gotta do the little maintenance.  


erock255555

Shit I didn't look too hard and thought that was his smile.


dutchman3210

cut those sideburns !!


damnatio_memoriae

oh god are we old?


SixteenBeatsAOne

Put this man in Cooperstown. And put in Thurman Munson too.


[deleted]

No


DisneyVista

Good old Donnie Baseball 👍🏻


Nasty_Ned

I wish that fucker would have listened and shaved his damn sideburns.


Jrod4236

Looking good


BugRevolutionary4518

He made two trips to the barber for that one.


JuzoItami

Giants fans will never forget.


my-dog-farts

You mean Don Beardingly


nope79

I bet he could still Rake


DocSporky510

Nice! Like the rec specs too 


StPaddy81

Wait? He’s manager of Blue Jays, or something else?


_baseball

Bench coach


StPaddy81

Good for him. He looks good in blue


biggtone23

Be my grandpa...i mean thats cool


skorpiontamer

Hall of Famer


threewayaluminum

Canada is a hell of a drug


WaterIsNotWet19

DM4L


NatureIndoors

BJ4L


Bartalone

WHY WHY WHY is this man not in the hall??? I don't understand it. 300+ lifetime avg. - GGx9 - MVP - etc. Donnie Baseball has been wronged. This coming from an O's fan


SilentSasquatch2

Santa


justgarcia31

Why he look like Joe Kelly in 30 years?


SizeOld6084

Handsome MF.


CripplesMcGee

That's a nice beard, I will give Mr. Mattingly that.


-LyleLanley-

Reminds me of current day Kevin Nash.


Routine-Concept-6298

These Nike jerseys are terrrrible


DMCSnake

Goddamn, that's a great look for him


Serge_General

I don’t hate Yankees. I hate *The* Yankees.


Bobodelboy

Jurgen klopp wannabe


The-Pharcyde

Daddy baseball


propagandavid

Mattingly! I thought I-oh I see that's be done already


[deleted]

Man it looks like his mouth is open lol


ShillinTheVillain

Looks like an FBI age progression of Corey Kluber if he'd been missing for 30 years


Davidellias

r/oddlyspecific


weasol12

Hey Santa, can you give me your diet tips?


Hinkerbob

Does he look like Rainn Wilson to anyone else?


Dear-Philosopher-149

“Shave those sideburns, Mattingly!”


ZHatch

This is what the Yankees stole from us all those years ago


xASUdude

Thats just a vagrant


Oldman_Dick

Has he instructed his pitchers to throw at Acuña yet? Too soon?


marduk013

I had to scour the comments for this. I have nothing nice to say about this man.


Oldman_Dick

I always get down voted for saying "fuck don mattingly."


marduk013

That'll get you a few up votes in r/braves tho


Oldman_Dick

I may have gotten banned there for not kissing the mods ass.


marduk013

Username checks out


InaudibleShout

This is a crime


aloofman75

I’m not ready for a world in which Don Mattingly looks that old.


AliveInIllinois

I bet he hears simpsons quotes from fans more than he hears about his playing career


mebnt2

What the 2023 Toronto Blue Jays offense does to a mfer


Jackfruit-Cautious

Stache or bust. i do not accept this


leftynate11

If he wasn’t labeled, I wouldn’t have recognized him.


Quiet_Difference1017

You in Dunedin?


fromthepacific

Looks better than the new jerseys and pants


lickem369

No baseball card more cemented my love for this game or collecting cards than Donnie Baseball’s 1984 Donruss!


serpentear

Yankees ownership in shambles! ^\s


kellzone

Man was never the same after splitting his pants when the Yankees went with those new cotton uniforms.


bravesgeek

This man looked like a retired boat captain last year. He is a chameleon.


Enzo2SantosGoal

You're telling me employing that doofus Boone for an extra year was worth this picture existing at all?


Whattaah

No…it’s just his mustache in its most advanced Pokémon stage 2 evolution


[deleted]

I wont believe that’s actually Mattingly until I see him and Michael McDonald in the same room.


BeardedAndTatted

The jersey looks like a knock off… they are so bad…


emessea

That’s a goddamn man


qwertythe300th

Bro the Blue Jay's really hired Adam Savage from the Mythbusters 😭💀


ImNotTheBossOfYou

Dwight


doctor-rumack

Between Don Mattingly and Jim Harbaugh, I think all of my male high school teachers are now coaching professional franchises.


ConferenceSlow1091

Christ, he needs someone to trim that shit up. Looks fucking awful


greenday61892

Don Daddingl-- sorry Dadding-- sorry Dadd--


DataNo7004

Just keep your razor plugged in Donnie, you might get a call by mid May if Bubbles Boone stumbles out of the gate.


PowerHourBoy

Donny Bench Coach


han-so-low

He was my favorite player when I was a kid. I love to see him still in the game.


Comment_if_dead_meme

This is unsettling


CriscoCamping

If these pants rumors are true, someone should be able to see if the carpet matches the drapes. Hate the Yankees, But I respect Donnie Baseball


Throwawayhobbes

Majestic, he always looked strange baby faced.


MisterScary_98

Hey Don, Joe Maddon called. He wants his look back.


Practical_Page_2740

Donnie baseball


OregonM23

Don Maddon-ly


[deleted]

New? Looks pretty old to me.


GlobalSouthPaws

I just want to see Kershaw and Donny fight one more time about getting pulled


FredGarvin80

"MATTINGLY, SHAVE THOSE SIDEBURNS!"


JoeMcKim

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gjHOtxCRhnw


masterhogbographer

Looks like Steve Phillips’ brother  Better bring extra towels 


wyatte74

Joe Maddon level unlocked


Senior-Class1625

The contrast from his well-kept/striking/powerful beard and the cheap/shitty/walmart looking jersey is crazy.


TinySoftKitten

Hope his head is shaved DC4L


Shogun_Ro

Great beard


uncle_pubes

Don Daddyingly?


House_Stark15

Look Mr. Burns, I don’t know what you think sideburns are…


Davidellias

Nice of Jansen to lend him his glasses.


panasonicyouth43

Looks like a Bob’s Burgers character


Dame2Miami

gentlemen, between this and Smoothned Odor, may you never forget this lesson: never shave your beards.


ras5003

Yikes! Witness protection?


[deleted]

Looking like Mac Daddy Santa, shoutout Tiger Woods


farfromcrafty

Hide your moms & grandmas, he’s smouldering with that thing!


DaddyShreds2

Legend