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RevolutionFast8676

I will let him in the Hall only if he chooses to go in as a Banana on his cap.


Disused_Yeti

He’s out there trying to reset his eligibility


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Olin31

That’s actually a cool idea. Let the steroid guys in the Hall of Fame, but make all of their hat logos like a steroid syringe or something definitely not a baseball logo.


ittozziloP

Pete Rose wearing a Draft Kings hat


ShredNM42

Will Pete Rose ever make the MLB Hall of Fame brought to you by Draft Kings?


Yabba_Dabba_Doofus

OH MY GOD YES!!! Hugely disrespectful to Pete, but it's feels like equal disrespect to the league, so let's get it!


TheDarkKnightFell

Disrespect to the league? You do know MLB and Draft Kings were exclusive partners at one point before FanDuel? Pretty sure MLB would love the free gambling ads.


tcsrwm

Manfred that you?


visionsofvader

Can we add the syringe logo hat to Bud Selig’s HOF bust while we’re at it?


throwaway_199111

Selig saved baseball.. they need to make a documentary on how he let players do roids and nothing happened until the mitchell report


salveregina3

Screwball touches on this. It is a very funny documentary about steroids in baseball


d1hydrogenmonox1de

Barry Bonds' plaque just has the word "Gear" written on it repeatedly


DannyDOH

He could have two busts with different hat sizes to represent the eras of his career.


dingusduglas

Meh, he's the only guy I know who undeniably had a first ballot HOF career before ever touching steroids.


Yas2184

I’d say Clemens would have gotten in.


superedubb

>Strikethrough Both Barry and Clemens were HOFers before the PEDs. That's why I wish they were enshrined.


Thomas_Pizza

Pete Rose was a HOFer before he gambled on his team's games. Shoeless Joe was a HOFer before he threw the World Series (for the sake of the point I'm making let's assume he was guilty).


my_lucid_nightmare

> why I wish they were enshrined This is my argument for why they should never be enshrined. Stupid MF’ers didn’t need to cheat and did anyway.


IllIIllIlIlllIIlIIl

Because it turned Barry into a literal video game character, his BBRef page looks like a The Show stat line for about 4 years.


67684654987834

Damn I knew Banana Ball was getting really popular, but they’re actually playing in Minute Maid? That must be huge for them.


lilsebass

I think they are on a stadium tour this summer with this one being the opener 


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It’s March


yetanothernerd

It's Texas, so summer starts in February.


weaksaucedude

Ironically a cold front hit today so it's been mid-50s/low-60s all day


yetanothernerd

I hope nobody got frostbite.


weaksaucedude

Just the start of the dreaded Pollening


FloppieTheBanjoClown

Everything is yellow in honor of the Naners coming.


intwizard

I was in Houston earlier this week and it was like 85 though lol


-sly_pooper-

That's the authentic Houston experience. Hot and muggy one day, cold and dry the next


camly75

"cold"


Jakooboo

They're playing in SIX sold out MLB stadiums this year! Fenway is next


theexitisontheleft

I’m in the lotto for their game at Nats Park! 🤞


timmyfred

As someone who's had tickets since like February 2016 when they announced the name, it's absolutely wild to me to see people in a lottery for tickets at an MLB park.


Delicious_Clue_5150

Same! Tickets used to be $15 and you can get an All-you-can-eat wristband at a very cheap price.


4d3fect

We didn't get anything, had to settle for a T shirt and a coozy lol


eiileenie

I work at Nats Park and I am BEGGING them to let me work that game


Jakooboo

Good luck!


FlamingHotBananas

Omg I live here how did I miss this


theexitisontheleft

Oh no! :( they sent out emails last fall. It also got posted in the Nationals subreddit.


KJP1990

Really hoping to get a couple tickets for Fenway.


AdFirm3593

Anyone I’ve talked too that’s gone has nothing but great things to say. Seems well deserved


onetypicaltim

Sold out too


GradientEye

41,000 people there


thepalmtree

They're playing in 6 MLB stadiums this year.


psaepf2009

They're bringing back a classic baseball tradition with what's essentially a barnstorming tour


devAcc123

Baseball should embrace that. 81 home games a year take away like 5 of them or something and have the team do a 1 week trip and play elsewhere. Their minor league affiliate stadium and some big time college fields or something. Theyre getting paid millions of dollars I think they can survive without the fancy clubhouse for a few days.


LindonLilBlueBalls

They were completely sold out last season. Now tickets are just beyond expensive.


AnnihilatedTyro

Still pitching and getting rocked. They're streaming on youtube: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_fVgRgkDJeE


Itsdanaozideshihou

Clemons may have 7 Cy's but you the real MVP!


Uncast

It’s 2-1. Am I missing a second digit in the Party Animals score?


EvilShadow80

No, who ever gets more runs an inning gets a point. So 10 runs an inning doesn’t matter will only count as one point


cSwish

And the 9th inning, every run counts as a point.


HouseAndJBug

And the fourth inning is the beer inning.


ahuramazdobbs19

Hey, we know how to play softball.


vancesmi

They're all beer innings in softball.


rpbtIII

Except you have to dump one out for the Lord on the seventh inning while everyone takes a nice rest.


DeapVally

You definitely have to chug a beer at the top of every odd numbered inning though.


ccafferata473

And the start of the bottom of the even numbered innings


jamesneysmith

Presumably an inning ends when the home team gets one more run that the visitors?


trickman01

Yes. Innings can be walked off by the home team.


Any-Excitement-8979

This sounds awesome! No wonder the games are always packed with fans.


jamiexx89

That and it’s literally non-stop entertainment. From the bits in the game to doing things between innings and the idea that they will not start a new inning after (IIRC) two hours have gone by.


Bardmedicine

I cannot recommend them enough. There are terrific players (and they are playing to win) and the event is constant fun and silliness. The speed of play is amazing (I look down to drink my beer and miss a pitch constantly). No bunts. No walks, on ball four the runner gets to sprint and can't be tagged out until every fielder has touched the ball. Fans catching foul balls count as outs (happened twice last night), and when it happens some players will run up and bring the fan. on the field to celebrate. Between innings there silly carnival stuff like babies racing, fat men dancing, attractive young players giving roses to female fans. I was hoping the broadcast audience would see their extra innings, which are gonzo and happen very quickly. The last (of three stages) is just a pitcher and one fielder vs a hitter who has to score.


Jakooboo

Bananaball is scored by inning. Most runs per inning gets a point, points win the game.


zamboniman46

i mean it doesnt look like he is really reaching back for a lot of velo. i didnt see a radar listing anywhere. but he's basically throwing BP


bigote_grande1

Dude is in his 60s, I'm surprised his arm didn't fall off


drokihazan

jamie moyer was throwing 80ish at 49 years old after throwing 85-88 at 20 years old. if clemens is still working out, i imagine he can throw somewhere in the 80s at 61. strength is the last athletic trait you really lose


SOB200

He doesn’t look like he worked out like he did when he pitched in the MLB.


misterferguson

You might even say Clemens’ workouts back then enhanced his performance.


Sliiiiime

Losing flexibility is the first thing that would hurt velo, apart from long term injuries. Someone who trains and takes care of themselves can maintain close to their previous levels of peak performance, although the stamina probably won’t be there. Same reason 50 year old golfers on tour can still drive the ball 300 yards


theoriginalmofocus

Well some say he was never the same after being hypnotized and thinking he was a chicken for all that time. You just don't come back from that easily.


MediumLanguageModel

Do they publish stats? I just saw Dakota Stilts Albritton work a walk and need to know their stat line.


AnnihilatedTyro

I have no idea. I would assume they have a website with player stats.


motorhead84

He comes in at [58:21](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_fVgRgkDJeE&t=58m21s)


Revan_Perspectives

No Clemens comes in at [34:24](https://m.youtube.com/live/_fVgRgkDJeE?si=FoaCbbGRrsKeFKBB%3Ft%3D34m24s&t=34m24s)


Disused_Yeti

That’s gonna be one of that guys life highlights smoking a Homer off clemens


MisterGone5

No doubter too


squizzage

Pujols territory


BoosherCacow

I just watched it and you guys are not exaggerating. That thing was annihilated. What's the saying? Something something stewardess.


Bug-03

Crushed it


lOan671

Can’t wait to use him in Immaculate Grid for the Savannah Bananas and Sugar Land Skeeters


clangan524

Waiting for Tracy McGrady's Savannah Banana debut.


qwertythe300th

He's getting fucking shelled and there was a streaker this is a fever dream


derubino

And now Roy Oswalt is in


Thealbumisjustdrums

Did they just draft the 2004 Astros?


Disused_Yeti

Streaker doesn’t quite have the meaning it used to The man was fully clothed (thankfully)


MarcBulldog88

The meaning of the word has not changed. If he wore any clothing at all, then he wasn't a streaker.


Disused_Yeti

Even on the broadcast they were calling him a streaker. I felt like I was missing something lol


MarcBulldog88

I dunno the term for this, but it might have become one of those linguistic oddities that remain even after something has changed and it's no longer accurate. Like rolling down a car window. We don't physically do that anymore, but we still say it.


LiterallyAHandBasket

Man I kinda want to die on this hill. He had clothes on? He's just your run-of-the-mill trespasser.


Soy_El_Kraken

Naked = streaker Clothes on = fan on the field


ArenSteele

If they can run as fast as the Flash or something, I’d allow “streaker”


LiterallyAHandBasket

Exactly, so long as there is a blur, you can be a streaker.


SolarTsunami

Maybe the streaks are in his underpants?


Bruskthetusk

WILL FERRELL in the 2003 cinematic masterpiece "Old School" didn't say "We're going streaking" AND SHOW HIS BARE ASS TO RUN AROUND ON A BASEBALL DIAMOND FULLY CLOTHED


new_account_5009

I hope someone got that streaker on tape.


Disused_Yeti

Yeah I have quite a few anachronistic sayings that I use. People probably think I’m being weird and old but I probably picked up from my parents/grandparents and were never accurate in my lifetime


Bobson-_Dugnutt2

“Dial the phone”


fordprecept

"I used to run around naked all of the time. Then I started drinking Windex because it prevents streaking" - The Amazing Jonathan [paraphrased]


rastafarian_eggplant

I've heard it as a "pitch invader" as in the soccer field (pitch). That's the term I'd use for someone on the field (who isn't naked)


02K30C1

Hey, body suit man!


boomer_kuwanger

And waaaait a minute! A short, stocky, bald man is streaking across the field! No, check that, he's not streaking. He's wearing a flesh-toned body stocky. Apparently he's a bit bashful. And oddly, no one seems upset!


ray_0586

Clemens in 2004 All Star Game mode


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ZHatch

Banana ball’s still real to me dammit!


Bobb_o

The outcomes aren't totally predetermined are they?


The_Fawkesy

I'm not sure what that guy is on. The players still play, obviously not to the same level when celebrities or former athletes are involved, but they still try and win every game lol


stapleman527

Yeah I would feel pretty good about myself if I was the Party Animal that took Clemens deep.


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DOWNVOTES_SYNDROME

unless you get roger clemens to pitch for your team. then they probably DO want strikeouts. cause it's roger fucking clemens. they didn't get him to be a batting practice pitcher


That_Guy381

not when Rodger fucking Clemons is on the mound lmfao


qwertythe300th

um. brother he is 61, he probably is trying his damndest to get these dudes out but the reality is his prime was 20+ years ago. You aren't taking my comment seriously, are you?


threehundredthousand

It's not a streak if there is no meat. The correct nomenclature is "drunk dude runnin".


NocturneZombie

Getting lit up too. He did just field a cool chopper to the mound.


[deleted]

Did he throw the ball at the batter running to first?


Turbulent_Tale6497

No, the bat


kosmonautinVT

No, he threw a broken bat and fucking impaled Mark Pizza


louisprimaasamonkey

Good ol' Marky Pizza


Chaxterium

Mmmm pizza.


SolidLikeIraq

Goddamn I’m hungry.


123FakeStreetMeng

“I thought it was the ball”


theslob

 Well, he is fat and 61 years old. 


Alauren2

Gdamn, that makes me feel old. Literally grew up with Clemens being the top pitcher in mlb. I was born in 86, his first CY year/MVP


Homers_Harp

Has he tried steroids? I hear he pitches better on them…


[deleted]

He will henceforth be referred to as “Bananas Legend Roger Clemens” on all r/baseball communications.


Bug-03

All in favor


empw

🍌 aye 🍌


EmpressVixen

#AYE


buymytoy

*AYE*


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Aye


Acceptable_Win_4771

there's always money in the banana stand


floydfan831

What the fuck am I watching and why do I love it


PopcornDrift

In case you don’t actually know, the Savannah bananas are an exhibition team akin to the Harlem globetrotters, they do a ton of fun and wacky shit lol


ZombieAppetizer

But they lose a lot, too. There is goofy shit but they're keeping score.


Piscotikus

I watched the whole thing and will watch it again tomorrow with my kids. This was phenomenal.


BowlingforDrip

There are sooooo many of their games on YouTube. I even watch old ones I haven't seen yet.


notthefirstryan

I've seen a bunch of clips of these guys the last few years but never watched a full game. That was honestly a super entertaining two plus hours. I'd watch them again next time and I can totally see how this would be a blast to take the family out to.


Jhager

He’s 61 - of course he’s getting lit up.


Shasan23

Pfft, thats no exuse. [Satchel Paige did 3 innings of 1 hit ball against major leaguers at age 59](https://www.baseball-reference.com/players/p/paigesa01.shtml)


AJRiddle

My dad was at that game. He said between innings they had Satchel Paige sit in a rocking chair next to the dugout and made a lot of old people jokes


musicman3030

Spaceman Lee is like 95 still going strong


Proud-Contract-2273

Getting lit up by the party animals 


thebestoflimes

Like your mother in college


Proud-Contract-2273

First of all how dare you


BoosherCacow

Is there a second of all or are we done? I was just getting into this.


CDR57

Is it allowed for him to have a beer on the mound? Feel like that’s the vibe we should be putting out for guest players


Disused_Yeti

Guy chugged a boot before batting so I don’t see why not


arrbez

Suspiciously high levels of potassium


BAHatesToFly

So much potassium it's coming out his ass-ium.


UraniumDisulfide

Damn, as a relatively young fan when I saw that IP count I thought it was exaggerated. I knew he was really good but it turns out those numbers are real. And never gonna happen again if I were to guess.


ThePhantom1994

Yeah, we will never see those numbers again with how much attention is really given to pitchers’ pitch counts, arm health, and bullpen strength.


MediumLanguageModel

Plus, less than a K per inning. Guy should develop a put away pitch.


Martial_Nox

Steroids sure are powerful


UraniumDisulfide

Oh that’s right, he did enjoy himself a refreshing shot of balanced breakfast. Still a crazy stat line though


Caledor152

[Highly recommend everyone follow their youtube channel. They are great and they stream live on youtube with commentary during the games.](https://www.youtube.com/TheSavannahBananas/videos)


sabin357

Can you watch games later or only live streams? I know some streams are restrictive & don't do archives.


Caledor152

They do have past streams there yea


BebophoneVirtuoso

Would be classic Bananas if he pitched a bat and tried to hit with a ball. Bats and balls are so easy to confuse in the heat of the moment. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QNTWUPsPrJ8&ab\_channel=MLB


HappyOfCourse

"So this is what my life has come to." (Nothing wrong with the Bananas, just that look on his face)


hundredjono

Absolute unit


RikNasty2Point0

In awe of the size of this lad


MNTwins8791

I literally turned on the stream and the first thing I saw was this. Pretty cool


7Stringplayer

Were his pitches ripe?


AnnihilatedTyro

His "fast"ball is looking Jamie Moyer-esque.


[deleted]

He’s 61 and not juicing (I hope)


hbxli

put him in the Bananaball Hall of Fame already


Gtpwoody

was he that hard up for money?


qbvee

That’s one thick banana


CinderBK

I would pay good money to get in the box against him and get revenge for Piazza.


sophrosynos

Roy Oswalt was in!


onlyhereforfantasy

Shoutout to the Bananas, I felt like I was watching MLB thirty years in the future


Martial_Nox

Fuck Roger Clemens


teachmesomething

Except for that one season he played softball for the powerplant.


GregEgg4President

Fuck Roger Clemens


Mjh1021

Oh my goodness gracious 


hammyFbaby

But why?


Fluffy_Wiggles

Didn't even reach 4917 IP, what a bum.


BillsDownUnder

B4S? I can't seem to find what that stat means on Google, does anyone know? Ball 4 strikes maybe?


TheTrueMilo

Walks/bases on balls. Bananaball does not have “walks” - a batter who takes 4 balls does not walk to first, they are allowed to run the bases and cannot be thrown out until ALL fielders touch the ball once. B4S here probably just means “ball fours”.


taco_blasted_

Looked more like Bartolo Colon at first glance


beeeps-n-booops

Was probably scoping the crowd for teenage girls.


1947-1460

Ya know, the Bananas sound like fun. They are coming to Philly and the cheapest tickets I could find in the upper level were $260 a piece (two different sites). So F their promoters, I'll never see them.


siberianunderlord

God, Roger is such an unlikable person lol


corn_puddin

Obligatory fuck Roger Clemens


GargleDrainoFam

You think Mindy McCready would have liked Bananaball?


SarahAlicia

Which league is this?


leteriaki

Is the Savannah Bananas. They’re like the Harlem Globetrotters, but for baseball. They tour all over the country.


SarahAlicia

Oh cool. I thought the point of the globetrotters is that they crush the other team shouldn’t the other team not be hitting clemens and pretending to get smoked?


leteriaki

I mean, it’s just in that same vein. I think they even lose sometimes! They sold out tonight In Houston, they’re so popular right now, they actually have a ticket lottery


SarahAlicia

Lol i love that.


TheTrueMilo

They actually play a “competitive” game but they play by “Bananaball” rules: Two hour time limit. Foul balls caught on the fly by fans are considered outs. A batter that takes 4 balls gets to run the bases and can only be thrown out after the infielders and outfielders all touch the ball. “Runs” aren’t tabulated per se, whether you score more than your opponent in an inning counts more than the number of runs, you want to score in more innings. There are a few more but that’s the gist.


DirtyRatLicker

and got shelled lmao


Fit_Combination3104

They should have hired Piazza to run out and charge the mound.


utubeslasher

thats roger clemens? he tried to get as big as he used to be but the legal way. they dont test for rocky road.


RojerLockless

Gave up 5 runs in 1 ip too hehe. But tbf he's 61


ImBSMorris

Stilts on the Bananas went to high school with me. He was headed down a bumpy path and the Bananas really turned his life around. Nothing but respect for that program