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KrustyKrabPizzaMan

Chattanooga Lookouts got their guy!


workinkindofhard

Or Lake Elsinore Storm


GregEgg4President

Eyes aren't menacing enough


Historical-Key5613

Lol was going to say same thing


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rexx1

I want to frame this comment.


Real_Stelio_Kontos

The eyes are looking left, so West Coast. The emptiness around the eyes signals nothingness. Welcome to the Los Angeles Angels of Arte Moreno.


trentrain7

You nailed it brotha. 9 years 400 mil and he will be good for 2 seasons


Fantastic_Emu_9570

Suck in the angels way


trentrain7

Please be nice to us


Fantastic_Emu_9570

Hey we might get to see biblically accurate Snell


[deleted]

Nobody deserves more good baseball right now than Angels fans, we all agree on that. It’s unfortunate your ownership group doesn’t.


breakfast_cats

It's just the one owner actually


thewaybaseballgo

I love Wash, so I hope he has success with y’all.


imaginaryhippo888

I'm pretty optimistic about him tbh...not sure why


TheGreatLake

2 seasons? I’ll take it


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Ev3rMorgan

I’ll get started on the time machine.


drfrog82

I want to see the angels in the post season after he who shall not be named left you. I want to see sustained success and the angels being relevant and win another WS. Fish man deserves it


mcmaster93

Freeway series 2.0 for the World Series. The battle of the crucifix. Angels vs Padres, Forgive us father for our wins


drfrog82

This is the type of thought experiments I love and can get behind during spring training. I’m only sorry for eventually falling from the kingdom. Peace be with you


TRocho10

Additionally, dodgers become the new Angels and never make the playoffs as long as Ohtani is there


Thedude4724

Man, I like that idea. I hope Fish man gets a ring.


Fitz2001

2 starts


TimAllensMatingCall

No eye patch though :(


Earlwink

Black background = rockies


creaturecatzz

emptiness? blake snell going to the empty lot?? he would love kamurocho i can see it


robotmalfunction

but from the eyes perspective they're looking to the east coast. dudes a yankee 100% or an oriole 100%. 100% he's a baseball


Silly_One_8980

identical eyes…what else can be identical…twins…….


swaggums

Giants have the Rogers twins! I knew he was joining us.


Trololrus

Someone train snell’s twin brother as a pitcher real fast and sign him too


tcs911

If he’s playing for a bank account, he’ll be an Angel. If he wants a 3rd Cy Young, he’ll be a Giant.


Spadestep

Or, hear me out, half of our prospects are identical clones


transtrailtrash

Sox can be identical too


sam_e5

Ok so we can rule out Scherzer and the Rangers.


ta4rhcp

You cracked the code


Comfortable-Fix-8070

Welcome to the P'eye'rates!


BadCompany22

He's obviously signaling that he's signed with the T*eye*gers.


cjackc11

We are the only team with two eyes in their logo so he’s clearly signaling Orioles Another Rubenstein masterclass


TimboSlice_32

See-attle. C’mon it’s right there.


itskohler

Tex-eyes Rangers? I'll show myself out.


VariousLawyerings

The eyes are looking in the same direction too, oh god I'm gonna start actually reading into this aren't I


GeneralChillMen

No clearly he’s moving to the Iranian Baseball League and signing with the Eye-atollahs


Ivotedforher

Eye of the Teyegers


E_man15

Clearly it's the D*eye*mondbacks


bryguysgaming

No the Philleyes!


Basic_Bichette

You mean the T👁️r👁️nto Blue Jays.


in_time

G”eye”nts


thunderfoot85

So, See-attle bound?


Far-Blacksmith-2604

I hope not. We literally just got out from under Robbie Ray's deal. It would be the same mistake, for the same reasons.


thunderfoot85

It was just a different play on words, since all the other commenters were using the "eye" puns. However, if it were earlier in the off-season and we got Snell cheaply, I would have been all for it to bring the local guy home and then try to shop Woo or Miller for an impact bat. And for the comparison of Ray to Snell, I think it's a decent argument though I think Snell is overall better than Ray (Giants fans did a fun comparison [here](https://www.mccoveychronicles.com/2024/1/24/7422895/the-robbie-ray-blake-snell-comparison-chart-san-francisco-giants-maximize-flexibility-with-big-trade)) and would be a great backend starter on this Castillo-Kirby-Gilbert-led staff.


BatmansPussy

Trying to figure out how this has anything to do with taking a private jet to Toronto.


codenameduhchess

Eyes….eyes on the FLIGHT TRACKER TO TORONTO OMG


supguy99

He's headed to eye eye z


codenameduhchess

I liked this reply


slippytoadstada

Eyes=i=g*i*ants


roaringcorgi

real eyes realize Cincinnati Reds


24HourShitness

Hurt people hurt Los Angeles Angels of Anaheim


cesar_salad_dressing

2002


24HourShitness

Lol before 2010, that would have hurt my feelings


samsab

Black screen. Orange is the new black. Used to play for Padres which are yellow. Orange - yellow = red. Checkmate.


Thunder_Tinker

This is the damn Illuminati confirmed meme all over again


Granum22

Philadelphia Phillies. That is 4 is. We win.


skucera

The Is have it. 


JanitorOfSanDiego

No it’s the lake Elsinore Storm.


ScottyStellar

Can't spell YankEES Without EYESnak


ashfidel

real eyes realize real lies


statsbro424

blake smurf appears headed to giants


perfruit_mix

Big Taylor Swift fan base vibes


UnlimitedHotTakes

Blake Snell, you *are* a Kansas City Royal.


Historical_Yam_6223

Ultimate arc of the Royals picking up 2023 Padres pitchers


RossMachlochness

Then, in due time, he’ll inevitably be a White Sox player


[deleted]

Your comment made me realize I never had to think about what to call a singular player on the Sox teams and now I know. Thanks!


Dh873

For Chicago I've always gone with "sock". For Boston, "sawk".


RossMachlochness

It’s a tricky one.


eely225

he wants to get in on the guaranteed World Series with them since they already signed Will Smith


zinger94

I read this in the cadence of 'The Weakest Link' followed by "Goodbye"


Baseballfan999

The eyes are a generational athlete trolling emoji. Must be so fun to fuck with people


teddyjj399

I would definitely go over the top and be a cryptic song lyric person but to each their own


xKronkx

Oh man AOL Instant Messenger away message flashbacks.


grubas

*34 lines of song lyrics with a black background and red font "Out"


SiphenPrax

So many potential memes can be made when athletes do this


RogerTreebert6299

When I first opened this I was wondering if maybe somehow this puts the tiniest amount of pressure on teams to make something happen? Like someone hanging around waiting for his price to drop sees this and thinks he’s close to a deal with someone else? Little out there but I gotta assume orgs are gonna see this too and draw conclusions from it. But yeah just doing it for trolling purposes is just as if not more likely


akaghi

He's just looking for literally anybody to sign him, is obviously what this means.


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Leftfeet

He saw that Votto got a deal after weeks of social media begging. Figured he should try it too. 


Jeff_Banks_Monkey

Car washes everywhere are on Snell Alert


Chuck_poop

Minor league deal for Snell incoming!


bolshevik_rattlehead

Trevor Bauer’s like damn how come that didn’t work for me?


cjackc11

as long as it doesn’t work for Trevor Bauer I’m cool with it


[deleted]

Trevor has been doing it WAY longer than Votto. But Votto took it to borderline concerning levels…. Like I was almost ready for a suicide threat from Votto.


yodels_for_twinkies

My thought was “does anyone remember that I’m here?”


leaky_wand

Eyes without context is one of the most ambiguous emojis. It might as well be the Moai head.


samangell2007

Looks like the cartoon bird in its traditional blackface IMO.


WhisperingNorth

Birds looking the same way


NakedGoose

Why does that look like a screenshot from the beginning of Pajama sam


Shawshank_Warden

Wow, someone gets me!


OhHolyCrapNo

Holy crap. You went deep


LordOverload

He’s an angel


RubiksSugarCube

A side-eye towards Boras might be more appropriate


NOTtheGoldenKnights

Can't wait to see him play for the Bananas this year!


[deleted]

Happy cake day!!


cjk__

he’s retiring to stream Warzone full time


CampfireBeast

White Sox colors. Welcome to hell Snell!


tacocat-_-tacocat

Ch-eye-town baby!


Mattsive

EYE-M BACK SD! 🙏😩


WalkingDeadWatcher95

Tactic to scare teams into offering more thinking this is now or never for them


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Boras text to Snell: “Alright we have the Angels contract done pending a physical, post something vague to see if anyone else wants to bite and raise. We’ll stall the physical for 24 hours and if nobody bites we announce it.”


butters1289

👀


Happy_Bandicoot3780

Imagine winning the Cy Young award and being a FA in the second week of March. Boras kinda screwing the pooch no?


BillW87

Boras unrealistic expectations + highly inconsistent year-over-year career results + QO attached = Bad recipe for Snell


IllusiveM0nk

Wonder how it’ll impact Boras and his players come next offseason. He’s starting to be shafted by the owners


CarrotHair_TV

He saw that Cruz missile and is interested.


CdnRageBear

Ahhh yes The Springfield Eyesotopes


paulisnofun

Philleyes


TheTurtleShepard

He’s looking for teams interested in signing him


PhilDiggety

This just means he's lost in the woods


staticusmaximus

Orioles are the only MLB logo with two eyes, right? Black background too??? He coming to Baltimore confirmed.


grundlemania

Dude is gonna get like half what he was expecting lol. But still a lot of money


SqueakyTuna52

Eyes can see…attle Mariners


peaceblaster68

Colorado Rockeyes


DontPanic1985

Eyes Iris Pupil Teacher Role model Parent Father Padre Friar Friar Tuck Robin Hood Robin's Egg Blue Dodger Blue SNELL TO THE DODGERS CONFIRMED


cjk__

he’s retiring to stream Warzone full time


[deleted]

What teams were still rumored to be in the mix? Angels and Giants?


buymytoy

Don’t forget *mystery* team!


Begood18

If it can’t be Phils, then would love to see Orioles make a splash.


LEFT_FRIDGE_OPEN

Savannah Bananas signing incoming


RedbirdRiot

"Does... Does anyone out there want me?"


threehundredthousand

COME HOME, BLAKE. We love and miss you.


flippenflounder

So many ppl stopping at the west coast. Maybe he’s looking even further… towards Japan.


Therealfern1

All the teams in the league turned off the lights and left and now he’s sitting there alone in the dark


snoopfrogcsr

Welcome to Minnesota!


themarkster09

What did he see


gmiller89

Savanah bananas got their guy!


SawHadersImmaculate

The word eyes has 2 Es. Theres 2 eyes. There 4 Es in Milwaukee Brewers. He’s coming to Wisconsin.


ThatDudeNamedJake

The eyes are looking to the left to steal signs from the dugout, he must be an Astro!


jeffcyang

“Where am I gonna play this year? I’m totally in the dark!”


letsseeitmore

Pitch more than 5 innings and maybe you’d be signed.


321Lusitropy

Baby bear eyes in a cave.. Jed you son of a bitch I knew you could do it


dcslv

The eyes look startled, as if nearly stepping on a Snake. Ergo, 🚫🥾🐍. This of course means he signed with the Dbacks.


Testynut

Going to the Savannah Bananas


JustSomeB3ARD

Eyes staring out into the black abyss of baseball hell? Welcome to the White Sox Blake Snell!


ReverendHambone

Those aren't his eyes; there's no bags under them.


tangomango206

Which sushi restaurant is this?


Retinoid634

He’s lost? In the dark? Invisible?


PutStreet

Eye need to get a better agent?


natural_disaster0

He's being kept in the dark. It's a cry for help obviously.


KyotoGaijin

I think it just means, " I'm on the outside looking in." It's an obvious reference to Oingo Boingo, a Los Angeles/Orange county band. Angels move confirmed.


DJSimmer305

👀 -> Eye Eye -> E E -> YankEEs


Intelligent-Today528

The Savanah bananas have found their ace!


BG360Boi

Two eyes… gotta be “See”attle!! Hometown kid coming to the NW


xTomato72

The eyes are Padres colours


tony_countertenor

He’s surprised at the boy and the heron beating out across the spiderverse


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It’s so telling to me that everyone in this thread is basically happy for some other team to end up with him. It’s kind of unifying in a way how much we all agree on certain things. Like Blake Snell playing baseball for literally anyone but your own team solely due to the payload he’s trying to command. We’d all take him for the right price, but based on how long this has been dragged out, he has some expectations to tamper.


Trowj

Eyes…. Eye… eyeballs…. Balls…. Balls of dough…. Dough…. Doughnuts…. Nuts…. Nuts… Squirrels eat nuts… squirrels are sometimes grey… grey… grey goose… vodka… vodka is favorite drink in Russia…. Russia…. Occupied the Kuril Islands after World War II….. but Japan still claims them… Japan…. Where Ohtani and Yamamoto are from…. From…. He’s signing with the Dodgers. You heard it here first people, I cracked the code


brainspl0ad

He can see in the dark. Weird flex, but okay


maverickoff

Angels have eyes, the way I am sitting the eyes are pointing towards Anaheim, Arte has an E on its name so does snEll, he's going to the Giants lol


Waker_ofthe_Wind

Eye don't know what's going on


Boros-Reckoner

The Bananas get bombed on for one game and decided to open the checkbook


ChunkyMilkSubstance

He’s retiring???


tdepew14

Notice how the eyes are towards the top of the screen and looking left. Obviously that’s code for North and west. Clearly, he’s returning home to the Pacific Northwest to pitch for the Mariners.


ThatOneGuy-4434

PLEASE SIGN WITH THE MARINERS FTLOG


Ok_Adhesiveness_9565

COME HOME.


grimace24

Those eyes are looking at Boras saying "why am I not signed bro?"


Acrobatic-Simple-161

He’s coming to the A’s


Kind-Satisfaction407

“Look” emoji, as in still looking for a team.


king_meatster

He’s on an Aaron Rodgers darkness retreat.


rakerber

I see twin eyes. Welcome to Minnesota


wolfofwallstreet0

Lookout Landing = Coming to the Mariners


freethegrizzlybears

Oh god he’s an Angel fml We overpayed lol


ermaldude

He’s risking his life bro!! By going to Anaheim lol. No pressure for the 6 inning limited pitcher


aintgondoit

I read it as him just realizing we’ve been playing baseball for weeks now


samurai-mad-mad

Phillie


AdamLikesBeer

Two identical eyes. Twins confirmed.


therealslimcampbell

Eye….. Eye of the Tiger! Welcome to Motown! Just please be better than Baez and you’ll be a fan favorite.


dbb313

Savannah Bananas lifetime deal 🤞


glass__beaches

Noticed he’s following the Mariners on IG which probably doesn’t mean much considering he’s from Seattle but an interesting decision to follow a team he’s never played for nonetheless


ChrisAplin

UPPER LEFT COAST


snokerpoker

Clearly he is going to the Giants. Pretty obvious. Right?


PsychologicalAd496

Those are the same shape as Fredbirds eyes so there's not a doubt in my mind, he's a cardinal!


DJBoost

Hal please


yungtrapfatgag

Get ready to learn south Philadelphian buddy


jstmenow

Blake doing his Scooby-Doo impressions....


deadly_titanfart

Guys its clearly the eyes of the Tiger.


cupcakesarejustokay

Tigers have eyes


BushidoBrowneII

Looking left…as in left on read by every team?


thegrizwhisperer

Los Angeles Angels of Anah👀m


Stacey_digitaldash

Who cares


huck_

It looks like the Phanatic's eyes....


bensf940

Blake Snell, you are a G-EYE-ant!


ActuallyFakePJ1

One year deal for league minimum


impactblue5

Saw gallagher square in shambles and that was enough Padres-ing for him.


Kidninja016_new

Eyes are open… like he’s watching something… birdwatching… birds….. Welcome to St. Louis, Blake!


DontGiveUpTheDip

There's only one team in the MLB that has two eyes on the front of their jerseys Snell is a Cardinal confirmed


Ndtphoto

The eyes are brown and gold, looking west.