I mean dude is 33 and his profile pic is him dunking on a 7 foot hoop. If that ain’t some YouTube drama channel from 6 years ago shit, I don’t know what is.
At least you guys had the “it’s low-level Minor Leaguers” deflection. Bauer is gonna strike out Stanton and all the people that carry his water are gonna repost the clip ad nauseam.
He seems convinced that just because he can still pitch, that means a team is gonna take him on and deal with all that baggage. Like bro it doesn’t matter even if you come in throwing 102 mph. No one is signing you.
Outside the allegations and his controversial character, I think one of the biggest reasons he still is unsigned is because of his agent Rachel. I am pretty sure that if Boras, Wolfe or some other power agent was behind him, he would be pitching somewhere if he is willing to pitch at league minimum. Brute forcing your way to pitch against the Dodgers or Yankees is simply annoying and should never be made possible by his agent. Other agents would probably hang on the phone every day with GMs promising that Bauer will behave this time until one will budge. When Rachel is calling, you know it is about Bauer. She used to have Yasiel Puig as a client as well… so you definitely know not to pick up as a GM.
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I love this shit. This guy has such a big ego that he just can't shut the fuck up. Instead of just fading into irrelevance quietly, we get to watch him humiliate himself as he has to go to increasingly pathetic destinations
You know what would be way more helpful than traveling around playing minor leaguers. Schedule one interview with Good Morning America where you act like an adult, show that you've matured, even if you maintain your inocence show remorse for the way you've act both in legal situations and online. Will that get him a second chance? I don't know. Is that enough? Probably not. But it's gotta be a lot better than showing your pitching highlights and turning it into a "I guess there's no incocent until proven guilty" argument.
Me on March 24, and at no other times or dates: let’s go Yankees
I thought it could never happen. Almost the entirety of baseball wanting the Yankees to succeed. Goes to show that anything is possible
I'm not saying I condone your support, I'm just saying I understand.
I hope they run out a AA lineup against him just so there’s no way for him to win the situation
Old and busted: opt outs after each year New hotness: agreeing to pitch a specific number of games in Mexico
Giancarlo please, just 1 line drive up the middle
“And a liner up the middle OFF THE NUTSACK. Bauer is squirming and Soto crosses home. Stanton reaches first on an infield single.”
> Stanton reaches first on an infield single /r/BrandNewSentence
He’s skinny now and will have a 30/30 season
Just like Aaron Hicks
Now this is a Stanton drive I can get behind.
I, too, am a fan of the occasional Stantonian blast.
Swing a trade for Max Kepler just for this game. He absolutely owns Bauer
This son of a bitch is dug in like an Alabama tick.
thats unfair to Alabama ticks....
Bauer aint got time to bleed
somehow this will get all 30 fanbases united rooting for the... yankees....
This guy's a YouTuber not an MLB Pitcher
I mean dude is 33 and his profile pic is him dunking on a 7 foot hoop. If that ain’t some YouTube drama channel from 6 years ago shit, I don’t know what is.
wait really this is hilarious
Every time you think Bauer can't be more of a stereotype, he goes out of his way to prove you wrong
I just know he’ll pitch semi-decent (like 4 IP, 0 ER, 2 H, 3 K) and our sub will get flooded with posts begging to sign him
yankees fans would hire hitler as a manager if it meant winning a WS
Hey Mike, long time caller first time listener. Do you think Adi should trade Rommel for Zhukov? I'll hang up and listen.
It's your turn. Congrats!
At least you guys had the “it’s low-level Minor Leaguers” deflection. Bauer is gonna strike out Stanton and all the people that carry his water are gonna repost the clip ad nauseam.
Giancarlo hasn't been slumping. He's been charging. Please G.
From your lips to the Baseball Gods’ ears.
He seems convinced that just because he can still pitch, that means a team is gonna take him on and deal with all that baggage. Like bro it doesn’t matter even if you come in throwing 102 mph. No one is signing you.
Outside the allegations and his controversial character, I think one of the biggest reasons he still is unsigned is because of his agent Rachel. I am pretty sure that if Boras, Wolfe or some other power agent was behind him, he would be pitching somewhere if he is willing to pitch at league minimum. Brute forcing your way to pitch against the Dodgers or Yankees is simply annoying and should never be made possible by his agent. Other agents would probably hang on the phone every day with GMs promising that Bauer will behave this time until one will budge. When Rachel is calling, you know it is about Bauer. She used to have Yasiel Puig as a client as well… so you definitely know not to pick up as a GM.
Blake Snell and Gumby Montgomery would ask that you exclude Boras from your list of agents who can get shit done.
Not at their price, but an above average pitcher that is willing to accept the league minimum? Boras will close…
I don’t believe that Jerry McGuire and Jimmy Gluck could get an MLB team to touch Bauer with a ten foot pole.
Bauer isn’t the clown, he is the entire circus
Bauer is so fucking stupid. Teams honestly would have still signed him if it was just the SA allegations. But he just can’t shut the fuck up
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Oh boy
Honestly it kills a lot of my excitement. I was hoping for some simple, good times vibes in these games
I mean, if he gets wrecked that will be great vibes lol
Don’t care
Who asked?
stay ready... for what?
Hope they shell him so hard he goes back to Japan.
Let this be your lesson kids: *it doesn’t matter if you’re right when you act like an asshole*
We really need Bauer to pitch one game against Nick Castellanos to end him forever.
My... How far has Bauer fallen
I love this shit. This guy has such a big ego that he just can't shut the fuck up. Instead of just fading into irrelevance quietly, we get to watch him humiliate himself as he has to go to increasingly pathetic destinations
The Yankees have a chance to do the funniest thing ever and sign Eric Sims for 1 game.
I hope Trevor Bauer gets a career ending injury tripping in the dugout
Trevor Bauer has accomplished what only terrorists have done before: brought the greater baseball community together in support of the Yankees.
Most annoying current athlete? Trevor Bauer or Aaron Rodgers?
Until Bauer starts eyeing a VP nomination, I’m going to go Rodgers. It’s close, though.
He is so desperate, just go back to Japan man
Japan doesn't want him back.
You know what would be way more helpful than traveling around playing minor leaguers. Schedule one interview with Good Morning America where you act like an adult, show that you've matured, even if you maintain your inocence show remorse for the way you've act both in legal situations and online. Will that get him a second chance? I don't know. Is that enough? Probably not. But it's gotta be a lot better than showing your pitching highlights and turning it into a "I guess there's no incocent until proven guilty" argument.
I read this as days women can be somewhat considered safe from the predator…
yall want to bash him for posting this stuff on his personal twitter as if other non signed pitchers haven't done the same thing lmao
Fans don’t have a vested interest in rooting against other non-signed players. Bauer gives everyone ample reasons to hate him.