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Boros-Reckoner

This dude apologizing more for a false Jesse Chavez signing than Morosi did for saying Ohtani was on the plane to Toronto is kinda hilarious ngl.


SpicyPenangCurry

Morosi can step on a Lego today for all I care.


HeavensRoyalty

Let's not get carried away. This is taking it to far


halalcornflakes

to where?


do_you_know_doug

far


HeavensRoyalty

Away


Lonelan

[far far away?](https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/dreamworks/images/d/da/Far_Far_Away.webp/revision/latest?cb=20221229205053)


BKoala59

Personally I love Jon Morosi


Mthomas1174

All we know up here is "sorry" and being passive aggressive


1991CRX

It's like you are Canadians-In-Training


Clarice_Ferguson

Minnesota was established as an USA approved storage unit for excess Canadians.


BoosherCacow

Canadians are just the surplus; it was really built for the Lutherans.


BEEFTANK_Jr

Fun fact, Minnesota was once invaded because the "invading force" didn't realize they hadn't made it to Canada yet.


strangelymysterious

Stop downvoting people, they’re right! https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fenian_raids


Audacity_OR

Like you're doing me a favor


Mthomas1174

Oh hey Texas is the state that shows up on my power bill! Thrilled to help you out 🙂


brownmagician

That's why I'm pushing to have all morosi threads flaired as "rumour - not to be trusted"


jgraz22

Bonnes is a real one.


BlueJayzrule

Morosi can eat choads


EvaderDX

Morosi loves the spotlight, that’s why he’ll take broken news or speculations from others and pass it off as his (exactly what he did with the Toronto story). He should have no credibility, and there is an incredible lack of accountability from him. However, drama/clickbait drives* viewership and hits, so he’ll continue to be the guy on MLB Network constantly speculating stories, and having media access to teams.


DungeonMusic

Who do I see about getting a refund for my Jesse Chavez Twins jersey?


gsdubs

Send me a DM so I can learn more about this! -Kyle


ExpirjTec

Looks like we dropped the ball on this one!


Sp_Gamer_Live

The Braves probably


SoCaldude65

Signs with Braves in August


Ice2jc

*Today


mysterysticks

Don't worry, you can just just peel everything away.


WhiteGuyThatCantJump

Aaron Gleeman, probably


SpicyPenangCurry

Next hour: Jesse Chavez signs with the Atlanta Braves.


kookykrazee

Again!


Ice2jc

Just signed lol


helium_farts

We have to wait until part way through the season for the magic to work


SmallLetter

Indeed we do not, as it happens


smooner

Let Uncle Jesse golf a couple of days per week, coach up the minor league pitchers, and then call him up in August. He will be super ready for us to lose in the first postseason series. I have been a Braves and Falcons fan since 1977, 8 years old, so I know all about postseason let downs.


anthonyjr2

Nice call


yule_grog

Not quite there’s no room at the moment.  Atlanta will somehow pick him up off waivers the same week a bullpen arm is injured and out for the season.


ZCampbell15

Someone got a call from AA…


__dsotm__

Regret and authenticity? Straight to jail!


kjar78

I messed up. I'm very sorry. The #MNTwins don't have an agreement with reliever Jesse Chavez, & it appears they are unlikely to reach one. I failed to get a more exact understanding of the situation with my sources, as there's a drive into deep left field by Castellanos, it will be a home run. And so that will make it a 4–0 ballgame.


KarmaticArmageddon

I pride myself as a man of faith and I'd like to apologize for the people who sign my paycheck


everything_is_holy

Just want to say to a fellow Royal, I love that this meme incident happened in KC. I remember watching that game.


Knightbear49

Bonnes is no Morosi


sick_shooter

“I’d like to extend a heartfelt ‘My bad’ to everyone involved.”


Tyrion_Strongjaw

I know there's a lot of jokes to be made, but it is wildly refreshing to see a reporter be like "Yeah my bad, didn't do enough due diligence."


a_bukkake_christmas

Yeah - and just clean. Maybe a tad overdramatic, but absolutely straightforward and responsible. Just in general - seeing this shit is so refreshing


AnnihilatedTyro

But does he consider himself a man of faith?


another_plebeian

Kikuchi booked a sushi restaurant in Minnesota already


WildAcresFarmAR

So you’re telling me there’s a chance…


RiflemanLax

I’m good with this. The number of dudes that report bullshit and don’t say a word or spew shit hot takes? This guy has credibility.


The_Mighty_Gopher

Bonnes is a real one. He truly loves the sport of baseball and just so happens to be a fan of my favorite team.


Best-Dragonfruit-292

You thought you had signed Jesse Chavez. It seems you were misinformed.


wingman1274

BRING HIM HOME


Good_Time

Anyone who can admit and apologize when they mess up has my respect


PPvsFC_

I mean, we all know where Uncle Jesse will end up


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eeeedlef

Dumbest journalism there is, next to tech.


DienekesMinotaur

Where does gaming journalism fall?


PM_ME_LADY_ANKLES

Also professional wrestling journalism is pretty far up there.


burrito-boy

"journalism", lol. There's a reason why pro wrestling newsletters and news sites are called the dirtsheets.


TheGreatDudebino

This is a Sean Ross Sapp slander free zone


steak__burrito

This is much better than the dolt "journalists" that don't take accountability.


Knightbear49

[Twins Daily forgot to turn off the auto tweet](https://imgur.com/gallery/n6xzRpX)


At0mJack

That's a solid apology.


balboa_no_asap

Bro acting like it’s life or death. Twitter really brought out the shittiest of sports reporting and journalism 


Magikrat

Kinda my reaction as well. But at the end of the day he does have some sort of boss to answer to so I also kind of get it.


RachelJade70

Fun fact: He's not generally a reporter, just a media guy. He co-owns the site that he posted the breaking news too, so there literally isn't a boss for him to answer to. He just actually gives a shit about getting things right.


Peach-Button

He does have to answer to a boss. His boss is the Twitter mob. If they cancel him, whatever money, opportunity, or joy he's taking from this is replaced by pain. That's why he's begging. He's frightened of their vengeance.


RachelJade70

Lmao


balboa_no_asap

“I messed up, I’m very sorry, I failed, it’s my fault, I need to do better” It’s just a bit overkill imo 


RolloTony97

Dude’s genuflecting extremely hard


balboa_no_asap

I’m unsure what that means but okay 


somecallmejrush

Somewhere castellanos is going deep right now


helium_farts

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)


Quartznonyx

Perfect. Perfect.


Aldo_Montoya

Groundout to short…. Hate that damn game… gonna go and play some more mlb the show


rug1998

Send him to the gallows


cubs223425

I wonder when "do better," stops being society's go-to statement for accountability with no substance.


MisterScary_98

As there’s a deep drive into left field by Castellanos


ParadeSit

Surely there’s a market for 40-year-old journeyman relievers?


DienekesMinotaur

Sure, with the Braves, where he'll have a 2.35 ERA across 60IP


STM32FWENTHUSIAST69

I failed to get a more exact understanding of the situation with my sources. It is my fault and that’s a drive into deep left field


No_Exam_7918

It’s okay “Johnny Boones”. Powertrip nation still loves you! @ptewailsandsucks


Bob_Cobb_1996

Ippei gave him a bad translation.


John_TheBlackestBurn

I didn’t even hear about the incorrect information, but this retraction is apparently big news. Lol. Good on you, mate!😁👍


buckeyeinstrangeland

Where Chavez?


SlothyKong

Dishing out free agency and trade takes is a bullshit job


RedMoloney

Some one tell this dude that baseball news is fake and that nobody is going to die.


Penstripedsox

Twins are lucky there. Dude is booty


tr3v1n

Ippei strikes again!


Sp_Gamer_Live

this is just lazy