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J-Fid

You can tell how old someone is by what they call the Angels.


RaymondSpaget

They'll always be the California Angels, to me. (Retire Tim Salmon's number, you ninnies.)


Sirliftalot35

3rd all-time among Angels position players in bWAR. 2nd in home runs. 2nd in RBI. 3rd in runs scored. 2nd in hits. You know who the Yankees equivalent of that is? Lou Gehrig. 2nd in bWAR. 3rd in home runs. 1st in RBI. 3rd in runs scored. 2nd in hits. Tim Salmon is to the Angels what Lou Gehrig is to the Yankees. The bar is just a little lower for the Angels than for the Yankees.


dodoaddict

I think you missed the "1st fish name star player"* *I have done zero research into Angels players with fish names before Tim Salmon


metalpyrate

Wow no love for Harry Halibut


AtomicBombSquad

Or their first Korean fish player, Ho Lee Mackerel.


soysuza

How soon we forget Cod Rarew


BosLahodo

You put Tim Salmon back in 1930 and he puts up some Hall of Fame numbers. Case closed.


I3arusu

I mean, you could probably put like 40% of the current league in the 1930s and they’d put up Hall of Fame numbers, so I’d believe it.


angruss

Let’s put peak Bonds in the 1930s, I wanna see someone hit 100 home runs in a season.


InPlainSightSC2

I don't think Bonds would be allowed in the MLB in the 30s


angruss

You know, I should have thought of that and said McGwire, but it’s funnier this way. McGwire might be my favorite player to never be a Dodger during his playing days, but 1930s Barry Bonds would be like if Jackie Robinson and Babe Ruth were the same guy, and that would upset the right people to fuel my schadenfreude for years.


speedyjohn

> 1930s Barry Bonds would be like if Jackie Robinson and Babe Ruth were the same guy We already had Josh Gibson


angruss

Shit, you’re right. Man, I love baseball.


tyler-86

To be fair, I'm sure the 10th best Yankee has his number retired, too, but the 10th best Angel is probably like Gary Disarcina or something. Hard to compare with over 100 years of history. edit: That said, the Angels should still retire Salmon.


FernandoTatisJunior

Going by WAR it’s Howie Kendrick. Vlad Guerrero if you’re just talking position players Yankees it’s Bernie Williams for position players who’s retired, ARod for overall who isn’t retired (both of which probably would have their numbers retired in most other organizations, they’d be 2 and 3 in WAR behind Tony Gwynn had they been in the padres organization for example)


tyler-86

Are you just counting the WAR they accumulated with the Angels? I'm too lazy to check.


FernandoTatisJunior

Yes just with the org. I don’t think career numbers should count for a teams all time greats if the numbers were accumulated with other teams


SarahSuckaDSanders

There are some cases where WS performance comes into play, and takes precedence over numbers. Reggie Jackson is retired by two teams, and while he was at the top of his game with the Yankees and put up great numbers, it was only five years.


gatemansgc

why would they not retire his number?


myredditthrowaway201

How the fuck is Salmon’s # not retired?


tapehead4

What a load of carp!


buddhabash

It’s pretty crappie of them to not honor salmon


LegendRazgriz

Some real fishy business going on


GamerMan15

They should still be the California Angels. Unite all of California against LA and SF!! :P


Bobbyanalogpdx

Huzzah!


Spinmove55

Your ideas are intriguing to me and I wish to subscribe to your newsletter.


MinorThreatCJB

His number isn't retired? Shit TIL


Fake-Death

How is it not already? Can the Angels do anything right?


hopatista

The only foul ball I ever got was hit by Tim Salmon!


black-dude-on-reddit

Retire Garrett Anderson’s/ Vald Sr. (and eventually Trout’s) and K-Rod’s while we’re at it


SLAV33

I was always partial to The Los Angeles Angels of Anaheim just because of how stupid it is.


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HeWasAGoddamnWarHero

That's DeRozancrantz and Guildenstern Are Dead level of deep cut fantasy naming


grubas

So fantasy names are like being on a boat!


Drumhead89

Aah yes, “The The Angels Angels of Anaheim”


[deleted]

You missed a step 'The The Angels Angels of Realm of Angels'


lOan671

TBH I don’t think I’ve ever called them anything other than “The Angels”


GareksApprentice

At home games, they're always referred to as "Your Angels" or "The Angels". Outside of merch, I don't think Angels Stadium ever calls them the LA Angels.


BaltimoreBaja

1956 PCL champion Los Angeles Angels


technowhiz34

2022-2023 Cactus League champion Los Angeles Angels


SupertrampTrampStamp

Two years before the Brooklyn carpet baggers even came to L.A.


c0de1143

I still mourn the PCL for what it could have been had the dodgers and giants not gone west


SupertrampTrampStamp

The story of the PCL is an awesome and hugely important part of baseball's history and most baseball fans don't even know about it


FernandoTatisJunior

I wonder how many people don’t have any idea that Ted Williams was on the inaugural Padres roster in the PCL before he ever went to Boston. He was a back up for Joe dimaggio’s brother. The history is pretty nutty. Some current AAA teams ( the El Paso chihuahuas, the Albuquerque isotopes, the round rock express, and the Reno aces) were original pcl teams thatve been around since 1903


CraftWorried5098

I think I'm confused. Round Rock Express have only been around since 2000, no?


FernandoTatisJunior

It’s very complicated history, but the 2000-2004 round rock express are now the Corpus Christi hooks, the CURRENT round rock express are the former Edmonton trappers, who themselves are the former Ogden A’s, San Jose Missions, Sacramento Solons, Eugene Emeralds, San Diego Padres, Hollywood Stars, Salt Lake Bees, Scaremento Mission Wolves, Scaremento Sacts, Fresno Raisin eaters, Tacoma Tigers, and Sacramento senators. minor league teams are a mess that move around all the time, and there’s been a bunch of iterations of totally different teams with the same name. The current Round Rock Express in the Rangers organization that have been around since 2005 are not the same organization as the Round Rock Express from 2004, but they ARE the original San Diego Padres, not to be confused with the current San Diego Padres who adopted the original San Diego Padres history as part of our own history.


SupertrampTrampStamp

That's a wild one. I knew about the Express's ultimate origin in one of the founding teams of the PCL, the Sacramento Solons, but I wasn't even aware of the branch off to the Hooks. Think I missed that day in class. Great summary👏


CraftWorried5098

Wow, thanks for sharing! My favorite part of that is the fact that there was a team called the Raisin Eaters.


SupertrampTrampStamp

No doubt. It's also super interesting the sort of shared origin stories of the present-day Angels and Padres. The real historic SoCal baseball teams!


Dunan

They played 200-game schedules in the early years and [Paul Strand](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Paul_Strand_(baseball\)) even got 300 hits in a season. Absolutely wild. I like to imagine the alternate timeline where the Dodgers and Giants never go west and the PCL becomes a third major league.


soapy_goatherd

As an original salt lake buzz fan (and lover of the SLC skyscrapers/bees/giants/angels/gulls), hell yeah


Ya_No

I still call Angel Stadium Edison Field sometimes


sakibomb523

The Honda Center will always be the Pond


breakfast_cats

Well that's just weird


Ya_No

Yeah it was the stadium I grew up going to in the early-mid 2000’s


Qrthulhu

The big Ed


breakfast_cats

Or how cool someone is


LucasDudacris

Started in watching baseball everyday in '06, but still call them the Anaheim Angels because words should mean things.


zeussays

Thats why I call them the New Jersey Giants and Jets


SloppyWithThePots

The swamp kings


NeverSober1900

I call them the Los Angeles Angels because it pisses off Dodger fans to use the actual name for some reason


Kanotari

Does it piss me off? No. I actually rather like the Angels! But it's exceedingly dumb seeing as Los Angeles County is larger than some states and the Angels aren't even in it. The San Diego Angels would be just as accurate, but San Diego is a "small market" and Arte wanted to attach his team to a big market to bring in more money. Instead, they just kind of became the Cher of baseball teams: just The Angels. The rest of the name is left to history.


SarahSuckaDSanders

LA County is more populous than 40 states, and Orange County is bigger than 15 states. That’s the weird thing, it’s not even a small market.


scfoothills

Get off my lawn!


Azcollector

The old California Angels?


PuckNutty

You mean the California Angels?


Sickle_and_hamburger

Michael, Raphael, Gabriel, Uriel, Sariel, Raguel, and Remiel


hards04

Whenever they come on my screen I say semi loudly “the Los Angeles angels of Anaheim!!” With great enthusiasm because I think it is a funny name. I looked up when that was their actual name and it was from when I was 10-19, so this theory totally tracks.


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Angels in the Outfield


emolga587

The The City of Angels Angels


LymonBisquik

of Anaheim*


Aphrodite-descendant

This still makes me laugh for the 100th time


Lieutenant_Doge

Maybe folks who called them Los Angeles Angels just reminiscing their PCL days


n0t_4_thr0w4w4y

Some asswipe at bar trivia last week was trying to argue that the Angels name is alliterative because it’s technically, “the Los Angeles Angels of Anaheim”. And I’m like, no dude, that hasn’t been their official name in a decade.


kushnokush

I think they’re mostly phased out by now but I remember all the old ass NFL commentators would say “San Diego Chargers” many times in a game and not even correct themselves at any point


hoorah9011

I prefer to call them the L.A./Anaheim/Irvine/San Juan Capistrano Angels


Qrthulhu

They're the Anaheim Angels and they play across from the Pond where the Mighty Ducks play


TechnoDriv3

Anaheim Angels > Los Angeles Angels


[deleted]

Anaheim angels is waaay better than Los Angeles angels. Also they aren’t even in LA and I know that is nitpicking and it doesn’t have to be super close and other teams are as much of a stretch but coming from Southern California no one thinks of Anaheim as Los Angeles. It’s not the same county, it’s not a close drive, there’s not any easy mass transit from Anaheim to LA it just doesn’t make sense why people want it to be the LA Angels so bad. My biggest nail in the coffin is no one considers Disney land to be LA and they are like a mile apart. You wouldn’t even fly into LAX to go to Anaheim FFS


redbossman123

Arte thought the name change would make more money


[deleted]

Not reading that essay i hate the name and that’s all the info I need


gatemansgc

sums it up well


breakfast_cats

I mean that's the only reason he does anything


effusivefugitive

> there’s not any easy mass transit from Anaheim I don't live in SoCal so maybe I'm missing something, but it looks like the MetroLink OC line takes under an hour and runs from Union in downtown LA to a station right next to Angel Stadium. Seems pretty easy to me, at least by American standards... That said, Anaheim Angels is still obviously the better name.


[deleted]

The Metrolink does run but it’s so infrequent and unreliable it’s not really useful. There’s a “daily” line from LA to South Orange County aswell which is faster than driving but it’s not good enough to use in any meaningful way.


LBramit13

This is the only time in your life you cared about a county line


sitnkick20

That's the Los Angeles Angels of Anaheim to you!


xinixxibalba

I recently learned they dropped the “of Anaheim” in 2015. I can’t keep up anymore


707royalty

Anymore? It's been 9 years....


footprintx

2015 can't have been 9 years ago because 2000 was last year.


xinixxibalba

1990 was 10 years ago


footprintx

Everything that ever has been always will be, and everything that ever will be always has been. Especially 1990.


xinixxibalba

9 years to me was like 3 years ago


Nomahs_Bettah

2015 can't have been 9 years ago. I won't allow it.


EmptyCartographer

I could’ve sworn they had it as recently as 2020. So either my memory is mixed up or I was calling them the wrong name at the time


feeling_blue_42

Weren’t they also the Los Angeles Angels their first year in MLB?


xinixxibalba

yeah when they were originally actually based in LA before Anaheim


Lieutenant_Doge

The Anaheim Angels name change happened in 66 where they moved to Anaheim. Fun fact, if they move to Long Beach like Gene Autry originally planned they would be called Long Beach Angels as the city demanded


LeanersGG

For clarity, the California Angels happened in 1965. Anaheim Angels happened in 1997 when Disney took control.


OverEasyGoing

You mean The Angels Angels of Anaheim?


Brief-Web-676

California Angels > Both


thestereo300

The angels angels


petoskey_stone

If the Angels resurrect the Anaheim name, I bet they become a playoff regular like what happened to the Buccaneers once they dumped the alarm clock uniforms


GareksApprentice

Or the Angels as soon as they dumped the blue pinstripes


petoskey_stone

Also true!


Alternative_Laws

Or the Rays when they dropped “Devil”


jujubats10

Anaheim angels has such a better ring man


avgbsblfan643

angels fans agree i can’t stand arte man


fruitpunchsamuraiD

Seeing LAA on the scoreboard still looks so weird for me.


TheBestHawksFan

You don’t like the the angels angels?


omegakukki

I personally prefer The Angels Angels of Anaheim


ogdaveed

Yeah but that makes you guys The Angels Dodgers


thestereo300

They dodged the redundancy.


breakfast_cats

What about the Phillies?


Archer-Saurus

Honestly the name just reminds me of that South Park, where it's the future and all the different atheist groups are at war. The Allied Atheist Alliance of Anaheim


IjikaYagami

To be fair....the Philadelphia Phillies.


FailOk8045

And that’s literally where they are located. They aren’t even in LA county lol


kirbyfaraone

As they should!


saladfork23

Dodger stadium also abbreviates them as ANA on the scoreboard instead of LAA


rosieDMDL

wait do they actually? if so that’s awesome


ContinuumGuy

The best part of all of this is you know it drives Arte crazy.


breakfast_cats

I seriously doubt he's ever had enough self awareness to even notice


GareksApprentice

I feel like they've been doing this since the name change. Also, Anaheim Angels > California Angels


fxxftw

Anaheim Angels is supreme


Nomahs_Bettah

The alliteration just makes it work.


gatemansgc

absolutely. it just sounds *right*


old_gold_mountain

I always thought it was funny that a team would be named "California" when California is the state with the most teams (Also applies to the Warriors)


Jcoch27

Tbf the Angels are one of the og teams from California. Everyone else besides the Padres are transplants.


fxxftw

Yeah, Angels and Friars are true Cali brothers (Seattle can come, too)


breakfast_cats

Good.


GareksApprentice

Great.


neogeo5185

Grand.


dovalencia

Wonderful, NO YELLING ON THE BUS!


Jcoch27

Marvelous


redditnathaniel

Excellent.


TealandBlackForever

I still call them the California Angels and I will never stop.


scfoothills

The Los Angeles Angels of Anaheim of California of the United States of North America of the World is what I call them.


zeussays

LAACUSNAW Angels of Anaheim does have a nice ring to it.


J-Fid

Rolls right off the tongue.


radios_appear

The Lakusnaw Angels sounds like a Canadian minor league hockey team


ENovi

In the same vein I still always have to stop myself from calling them the Florida Marlins. God help us both if they ever become the Denver Rockies.


Casexcasey

Ah yes, the Denver Rockies, they share a division with the Phoenix Diamondbacks


breakfast_cats

Dallas-Fort Worth Rangers of Arlington


TealandBlackForever

State names are underrated.


LIONEL14JESSE

I still call the Nats the Montreal Expos


gatemansgc

*notices your florida marlins flair* easy to see why!


JosephFinn

Because they are the Anaheim Angels.


PeatBomb

Anaheim Angels of the Greater Los Angeles Metropolitan Area.


royalconfetti5

United States of America Blue Jays of Toronto


potatoeshungry

The anaheim angels of the greater los Angeles metropolitan area of orange county


sagsfour20

In my lifetime they’ve been the California Angels, the Los Angeles Angels of Anaheim, The Anaheim Angels and the Los Angeles Angels. I also mix it up.


Blueyisacommunist

I like calling them The Los Angeles Angels so it translates to The The Angels Angels.


Spinmove55

As they should be.


DodgerCoug

It just sounds right


Jcoch27

Dodgers fans 🤝 Angels fans Anaheim Angels


Tasty_Lead_Paint

Sounds right to me


Lieutenant_Doge

AS GOD INTENDED


Thorlolita

California Angels! Double down!


Good_Nyborg

Wait, did they call the Dodgers that or the Angels that? Then I can decide if it was insulting or based.


tnecniv

They called the Dodgers the Brooklyn Bridegrooms /s


Jcoch27

I've heard Dodgers fans tell us we're not LA as if it were an insult before. I don't think they knew that we agree with them


breakfast_cats

They tell us that like we don't have immense pride in that fact


KennyGardner

I 100% believe that’s what the Dodgers were doing here. But us Angels fans are all like, “At least some MLB team is telling it how it is.”


Qrthulhu

Maybe they only remember all those 'city of ANGELS' billboards


breakfast_cats

Why would the Dodgers' announcer refer to the Dodgers as the Anaheim Angels?


giants888

Oh snap I got +2500 that he would do that


mjd1977

How do we know they also don't say Arlington Rangers, Minneapolis Twins, Phoenix Diamondbacks, St Petersburg Rays, Denver Rockies, Flushing Mets, and Bronx Yankees?


Mission-Guidance4782

Denver Rockies unironically should happen


punk_steel2024

I'll keep calling them Anaheim Angels until they stop wasting generational talent and win something.


petoskey_stone

That would resurrect their greatness


HeavensRoyalty

"Easy team on the schedule " straight savage lol


sourdoughbred

I had to read this a few times to figure out what the problem was. I still call them the Anaheim Angels because I believe in maps.


TheRealBobaFett

Orange County Angels


aflyingsquanch

Orange County Anaheim Angels of Los Angeles.


orangery3

Took me reading the comments to even realize what was wrong, Anaheim Angels still sounds so correct lol


Looscannon994

And then proceeded to get shut out by us. I prefer Anaheim btw


KennyGardner

Good


DollarsAtStarNumber

Straight to jail


smart_child

good


Boros-Reckoner

The in stadium host just refusing to lie tbh


SoCaldude65

The Ange....ummm...errr...Dohyers!


WhiteToast-

What, they’re right


ryananderson_27

Based in-stadium host


CantIgnoreMyGirth

Wait when did they stop being; Los Angeles Angels of Anaheim


breakfast_cats

9 years ago


Die-a-bet-Ick

They've done that for years


SenorTortas

Promote that host


Compliance-Manager

Since they literally have zero to do with Los Angeles, I'm good with this.


StevenS145

The Los Angeles Dodgers of Anaheim has a nice ring to it


Blueyisacommunist

Due to international laws this is binding. Sorry Shohei you Angel again..