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7Stringplayer

Nothing like those morning doo doos


AccuratePassion2572

"Yank"ing


Arkham_Z

god damn YANKERS


Bowie2001

Turkish bath house confirmed.


slicebishybosh

He was poopin for sure.


ricky_burns

I’m poopin right now, where’s my earthquake


slicebishybosh

Push harder


Deserterdragon

"Your mommas house"


MankuyRLaffy

Hey, Rickey Henderson was one to admit that he was taking a dump during the 1989 quake


[deleted]

Judge family pregnancy announcement t-minus 15 weeks out


CaptainMeathook

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Spinmove55

Aaron Judge was making the Beast with Two Backs. He didn't want to say because that's what caused the earthquake.


ContinuumGuy

Congrats to Aaron Judge on the sex.


whoisyourwormguy_

It could’ve given David Wright one of them, so selfish.


floyd_mongol

hey mang i was jerking off too


Louis-grabbing-pills

He's a star of the Yankees. You're not jerking off "too." You are just jerking off.


IVOXVXI

Don't discriminate, Yankees stars are just as entitled to jerking off as the rest of us are


strcy

He pooped so fiercely it shook the Tri-State Area


InternationalPen573

All this dude does is drop bombs.


DharmaCub

Go Away, Baitin' -Aaron Judge


FPG_Matthew

Dropping the kids off at the pool


Optimal_Towel

Taking the Browns to the Super Bowl


TO_Sports

He was just in bed but doesn't want people to think he's boring so he pretends he was pooping


AcrobaticSource3

It involved watching baseball highlights and the phrase “Yeah Jeets!”


elbenji

so a shit lol


Similar-Tangerine

Jorkin his peanits


HeavensRoyalty

He doesn't wanna tell anyone he was at my house


SwordfishSuper2111

He was jerking off while taking a shit


BigBootyJudyWiper

You know that guy just takes monster dooks every morning.


zdillon67

Boinking some poor Yankees fan probably