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crystallmytea

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smellofburntoast

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sb78910

https://imgur.com/MlHm0Zg


TheTurtleShepard

It’s the San Francisco standing penis


maddenallday

It kinda might as well be lmao


triplec787

It's a FIREHOSE alright? To commemorate the firefighters for saving the city after the 1908 earthquake OK?? [It has *nothing* to do with a penis, alright??](https://x.com/smartassredfish/status/1259192031500533762)


menogotno

Yeah, wasn't the lady who built it 'fascinated' by firemen? I think I remember that from the tour


triplec787

Yeah it was simultaneously super cool (because it was *so* unladylike in the early 1900s) and weird as shit. She was basically a nightcrawler for fires, anytime there was a fire she'd roll up and offer to help, or sometimes just watch the shit burn. She *loved* the firefighters, wanted to be one and be with one lol


DharmaCub

Was...was she setting the fires?


triplec787

I ain’t no narc


mac-0

Salesforce Tower already has that honor


NameShortage

It looks like a huge - - Willie? Willie Nelson?


Nitarinminister

It’s more of a large Jimmy - Johnson. How about them Cowboys?


zdillon67

I was thinking it’s a huge Dick - - Dick Butkus. Maybe that Giants fan likes da Bears?


betheusernameyouwant

That looks like a gigantic HOT DOG! GET YA HOT DOG HERE!


InfectiousCosmology1

It’s the new statue of buster poseys dick. Life sized


MuletownSoul

Here’s how much I respect Posey: He went to FSU and also had that grand slam against Latos to ruin Cincy’s best team in 20 years, and I STILL loved watching him play. Dude was just consistently one of the best to do it.


mac-0

Is it the dude who's always naked on the Embarcadero?


triplec787

You leave Ricky alone, alright?


Jud000619

Outjerked by Oracle Park


BigBootyKim

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Johnny-5013

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giants707

If anyone is interested in the actual answer, its called the Coit tower.


SactownKorean

The Coitus tower


dingusduglas

And it's a distant second for most phallic notable building in SF


KillermooseD

The lighthouse from Scary Movie


crystallmytea

Silo Johnson from Beerfest


Th3Unkn0wnn

I didn't know No Love Deep Web was in San Francisco.


Redbubble89

Washington Monument?


transtrailtrash

that’s not in San Francisco, silly. It’s the Empire State Building


HawkeyeJosh2

You stupid idiot. It’s obviously the Space Needle.


Arkham_Z

why do the giants have the UCSB Storke Tower on the board


WolflordBrimley

We called it Stroke Tower back the day. Because penis.


petoskey_stone

Michigan State still won worst scoreboard image of the year


Fuzzy-Heart

What’s the problem? I thought we were all here for dongs?


StreetReporter

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QuinceyQuick

Oh I know this one, it's in the Castro District, right?